How does /v/ feel about dating sims?
>>335902340
Depends on the gameplay, mini-games, and waifu cutscenes.
Huniepop
>>335902197
This was such a great CG set
NO DEAL
Better than dating real girls
True love is one of the high water marks of vidya
A
Flattest has best fashion sense. Can't go wrong with chucks.
>>335902197
Very few eroge/VNs can be considered dating sims nowadays.
Almost a dead genre.
>>335902197
For the price of a real date I can go on multiple dates and redo my choices to lead to the better chances of sex.
Plus the dialog in dating games is only slightly more inane than actual dates.
>>335902734
It's almost like people realised very quickly that the meaningless gameplay elements only serve to artificially lengthen the game, when what you're actually looking for is more writing.
>>335902197
I want to suck the nipples of the one on the right.
>>335902725
You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>335902567
>>335902898
>Likes shoes that have been around for 99 years
>Must be underage
>>335902197
me on the left
>>335902197
Middle >Left > Deal
Left > middle > right
>>335902995
>Likes shoes that only high school kids wear
>Must be underage
Yeah, I got the logic. Where'd I lose you?
>>335902841
I personally like the stat management. Makes it feel more like youre your own character. Also makes the routes more logical. Most VN characters either have some kind kind of magical ability to be halfdecent in everything or they just happen to match with every girl because of penis magic
>>335903156
Personally, I think you need to get out more.
>>335903061
Why did you post this? Everyone knows this is right already, unless they've got bad taste of course.
>>335903241
>go to class every day to get the brainy girl
>go to track after school every day to get athletic girl
>go to part time job every day to get the diligent girl
yeah really logical, all you have to do to get a girl is orbit around her until she fucks you
>>335903437
Maybe play better dating sims where you sometimes have to think instead of grind date points.
>>335903761
>>335902567
It certainly looks nice and is arguably a classic specimen of its time but I don't know about it being a masterpiece. To me it's more like a museum piece or a time capsule. Still perfectly playable but nothing making it that worth looking for unless you want to see a different style.
>>335902197
As long as the guys are cute.
whats the deal with this?
THIS ISN'T THE DEAL
>>335904064
pls stop posting porn I sincerely want to discuss VNs.
Anybody aware of http://tss.asenheim.org/en/ ? Free Vns you can play start to finish in your browser.
>>335904064
Just post the good ones already
So.....Source on this?
go on...
>>335904362
THE END
>>335904421
ITOOOOOOO
>>335904208
I have altered the deal
>>335904325
http://exhentai.org/g/610647/21b4149c56/
>want to play VN/dating sims
>sick and tired of animu
Suffering
>>335904460
>exhentai
Too lazy to fight the panda. Guess I won't be reading this one.
>>335904469
how about those Russian VNs?
>>335904362
Nipples-chan is a reaction image gold mine. I wish I could marry her and make her do stupid faces to share them with you guys.
>>335904491
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/610647/21b4149c56/
Here you go you lazy fuck
>>335904284
You've never actually played a VN, so how could you discuss them?
Translations remove any soul or writing skill from the product.
>>335904362
well, that escalated quickly
What do Japs call hentai with brown chicks in them
There has to be a specific word they use
>>335904491
>>335904552
Yeah, you can almost always switch out the "ex" with "g.e-" and get the same thing.
Pro tip for the future.
>>335904491
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/610647/21b4149c56/
thank me laterperv~
>>335904590
You're looking for 'gyaru'
>b-but gyaru necessarily m
Shh.
>>335904590
Gyaru, Ganguro, Tanned Skin.
They help me feel not lonely for a little while
>>335904659
Or gal.
Gyaru is a more extreme version of gal.
>>335902524
I need to cut down on the hentai when I recognize almost everything I see cropped or otherwise on /v/
When you're in your mid teens and can't afford a good computer you can't play the good dating sims.
When you're old enough to afford the good ones you should have a GF by then.
>>335904659
>>335904679
>>335904702
Thanks anons
>>335903061
>>335903361
Quit trolling. Everyone knows Deal Chan is best Chan.
>>335904552
>>335904619
>>335904656
This is new to me. Thank you anons.
>>335903761
>Dark skinned chick
>Has blond hair and african underwear
Why are japs so predictable
>>335904590
The girls are called Ganguro, not to be confused with Yamanba and Manba.
>>335904583
For literature I'd say that this is fairly true, but for VNs there's other stuff to appreciate so I'd say you're still getting a very solid gist of the greater whole experience with gimped writing.
Also, it's not like they've got Yukio Mishima writing these things, it's mostly the same tropes being churned out over and over with minor variations.
>>335904702
>>Gyaru is a more extreme version of gal.
No, they're literally the exact same thing. ギャル。
>>335904768
>3dpdmoar
>>335904761
dont beat your meat too hard~
>>335904491
How fucking dumb can you retards be? I'm computer and internet illiterate and even I know how to do it.
You delete your cookies, go to e-hentai, make an account and log in on their forums then open exhentai.
It's that easy. Fuck.
WHERE ARE THE DEALS GOD DAMNIT?!
>>335903061
>this guy
>>335904761
It's not gonna work for everything, some things are only on sadpanda. And some things on sadpanda only appear when you rack up enough points.
>>335904843
It's not a lack of knowledge. It's a lack of effort. I'm not into lewd cartoons enough to want to do all that.
>>335904843
>make an account
Not everyone is that pathetic to make an account just to watch some cartoons fuck.
>>335904828
I'll be thinking of you.
>>335904985
>>335904995
>>335904995
Especially since you can't delete an ehentai account.
>>335904995
I don't understand what's so pathetic about it. It takes less than a minute and you'll never use it other than to have access to loli and crocodile porn.
>>335904619
Too bad when someone posts loli or some shit and the gallery is deleted on g.e-
The bad part is that you don't get to see the name of the fucking thing so you can search it in other pages.
>>335904362
>>335902197
Are there even any other good games besides Amagami and Love Plus?
>>335904843
You don't even need to do that anyone, you can just download the extension and have it give you a login page.
>>335904885
what the fuck does Deal-chan say in Japanese for it to be translated as LOL?
wwwww?
>>335904843
To be perfectly fair, despite what everyone says, it's not that simple. I did all that and couldn't get in, spent time on the forums and hentaiverse and couldn't get in.
Then I tried again like a week or two later and it works. I'm certain there's an element of time involved.
>>335905132
Probably (笑)
>>335905080
Not pathetic. Again. I'm lazy. If I really wanted to tear the earth apart just to see uncensored pictures of deal chan, I can and would.
I'm not gonna go out of my way for hentai, but if it just so happens to show up on a platter, I'll bite.
Sadpanda is the reason why I just give the name. There are other sites out there and everyone that knows how to google will get their source. It's far more simple.
>>335905132
Probably just normal laughter/giggling at the end of a sentence.
>>335905110
>Love Plus
>good
Fuck off. Tokimemo, Doukyuusei, Kimikiss, there are dozens of good dating sims.
>>335905042
lewd
>>335905205
Yeah but it's funny to see people mad that they cant get their cartoon porn.
>>335905273
Next time you help an anon out with a link like that......I want you to think of me.
>>335905132
>>335905190 is right, it's just the kanji for laughter.
>>335904325
Here you go senpai
https://hitomi.la/galleries/610647.html
>>335905414
>hitomi.la
>>335905554
>Not using Laotian hentai hubs
Use adblock and you'll be golden.
>>335905554
Not him, but what's the problem?
>>335905554
It's a good site. Especially since fakku went full retard.
Arewe seriously having a comfy discusson around the source material of a prevalent shitposting tool?
>>335905624
It's got a ton of pop-up junk if you don't use any blockers, but that's about it
>>335902197
how do I make deals
>>335905254
Old and busted.
>>335905673
nhentai and sadpanda are still the goldstandard, though.
>>335905842
By being a Big Boss
>>335905942
>nhentai
Is it just me or this site takes a crapton of time to load the pages? Doesn't happen to me in any other site.
>>335902197
Sauce? Is iy an actual dating sim or just a cg set?
>>335905414
>"A deal's a deal, now you have to suck my nipples!"
>Actually the image's context is paizuri
Huh.
>>335906152
Read the thread.
>>335906075
>heart shaped pupils in a non-mindbreak story
It's just not right. She needs generic lewd, cock-hungry sex eyes for this situation.
>>335906550
I love you deal-chan
>>335906598
>>335906714
DEAL-SAMA!
Can we have a dating sim that delves into the nature of a man, woman, love, hate and the existence of sentience and how we're bound by flesh and puerile desires, and still wanting to justify ourselves?
And also lewds?
Where are the deals niggers?
>>335906756
>>335906756
>>335905942
They don't have Deal-chan's set, though.
>>335906796
Lets not do that. My fragile mind is a camel's straw away from giving way to my 11th existential crisis.
>>335906826
On Steam.
>>335902386
what are some good steam erp groups?
>>335906874
>>335906921
>>335906961
I see
A DEAL'S A DEAL
>People actually ERP on Steam
Fucking normalfags, Jesus Christ.
Literal Facebook tier.
>>335907249
>ERPing on steam is normalfaggotry
What do the hardcore people do?
>>335907249
What?
>>335907301Holding hands
>>335906956
I just want an interesting dating sim
If i ever do something like it, it will be Soul Reaver+Plaenscape Torment+W40k with lewds
>>335907249
say that to my face fucker not online see what happensI'll probably end up sucking your dick in no time flat
>>335907328
Today's class: Deal Theory
>>335907361
What does that plan even mean? 40k setting, Soul Reaver gameplay and Planescape writing?
Sounds pretty fuckingawful.
>>335907249
You know how some girls in high school bought a console or used their sibling's to chat up the hot guys at school? Turns out some of them used Steam.
>L4D2
>Girl friends me
>Won't stop talking to me
>Say I have to go
>Put status to offline, start studying
>Take break, go online before heading to school for project
>She messages me and goes on a rant about how I lied to her
>Starts saying how she doesn't need school because she learned everything she needs to know on the streets
>mfw throughout her entire rant
I really wish Steam didn't delete messages.
>>335907361
>If i ever do something like it, it will be Soul Reaver+Plaenscape Torment+W40k with lewds
That really updated my heresy.Though I wouldn't mind a dating sim that explored more complex ideas.What about the nature of a machine?Can they love too?In the end, aren't we all just machines?
No more deals! It's over! Give it up, anons.
>>335907532
Please delete this, or I'll delete it for you.
S-stop, horizon-chan is pure!
>>335907249
what the fuck does normie even mean anymore
>>335907786
Being fucking normal.
>>335906961
>now you have to fuck my nipples
>>335907786
It's what assholes and weirdos call people that aren't weirdos.
>>335906938
Sadpanda does. Or did at least.
>>335907756
T-THAT BAT!
>>335907878
since fucking when did normies ERP on fucking steam you cockfuck
>all dating sims are 2d VNs
>all pretty much the same
>no take at cute fetishy stuff with thick girls
I just want a first person game where I have a date with a giantess girl, and I get comfy on her pudgy tum
>>335907724
>What about the nature of a machine?
What about it?
>>335907881
Welp, there goes the thread.
>>335907882
>have a webm of nipple fucking
>mfw too scared to post it
>>335907745
If it's for free, is it really a deal?
>>335904746
>fapping to memes
Die you degenerate barneyfag
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=976_1461688015
THE CIRCUS OF VALUES
>>335908065
Fuck you Jesus you know you wanna see them titties too
>>335908035
Do it, we're all getting banned anyways.
>>335907984
Do they have the capacity for love?
>>335907973
Since Steam and PC gaming became normal.
Is there any good true modern dating sim now? I mean with stats and shit like Love Plus or Tokimeki Memorial, and not just mere choices and routes like most of the VN. Seeing both of them are produced by Konami and they basically killing themselves now, I don't know if there will be anymore true dating sims.
Fuck Sunrider Academy.
>>335908145
>>335907881
Who is this cute woman with turgent breasts?
>>335907573
Ok ok let me pitch something
Lost souls wander the gothic wasteland of what once was a rich plane. Their memories have faded but something still is there. We have the nympho, the manipulative fit warrior like bully, the submissive and psyche fragile scavenger, the lost princess that wanted to be lawful and keep some glance of order around her, the adventurous girl that once wandered the planes, etc. All of them want to feel alive again at their own primal instinct, but never realizing what made them that way in the first place. They're shades of their former selves, and yearn for definition.
You as the main MC are lost as well. You can fuck them just because, by lying to them or doing something for them. In the end it's still meaningless if you wanted to finish the game by really caring for them or just a good dicking. The choices you made define who you were in the end.
Bad ends and good ends. Lots of fetishes thrown around too.
>>335908234
/r/ing the pepe deals
>>335908292
It's a dead genre.
>>335902782
What, in the manner of dancing around the actual subject, namely fucking like crazy somewhere? I can agree with that, the amount of crap you have to play along with is just awful, I've stopped bothering anymore
>>335908145
who is thisi need to know
>>335908330
I just remembered that Anri Okita is retiring.
>>335908434
Retingg? What the fuck? really?
>>335908330
Sauce plz
>>335908065
F*ck man I got #TROLLED!!!
>>335908468
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEH4UM6sB2w/?hl=en
She's gonna star in movies now.
>>335908332
Unless you're a Gene Wolfe-level worldbuilder and POV writer I'd imagine that that would suck hard.
Short stories anon, if you ever want to create worthwhile fiction think short. Get right at the heart of what you want to get across by being succinct. You might have the shadow of a skeleton of a great idea there but it sounds so unfocused that I can't see anything good in it.
>>335908145
>>335907881
It's a guy isn't it?
>>335908545
>Anyone wanting to see some used up old pornstar in any movie
>>335908332
I like the premise, although I think the execution would need to be top-notch for that to be anything but "plane of the harem"
>>335908545
That SUCKS
A-a deal?
>>335908632
It's Japan, that happens a lot.
Also, she's turning 30 this year.
>>335908527
NAH BROHEIM, YOU GOT RICK-ROLLED.
>>335907301
post ironic pretending to be retarded sonic ERP on /po/
>>335908675
Make deals great again!
>>335908574
It's not, but I deleted it all so I hope you saved it. ;)
>>335908632
She wouldn't be retiring if no one did. I didn't really look into it much, but she already has a deal or something. Besides she's really good at English.
>>335908740
i just got here and i missed it :'(
>>335908350
Man, you guys get creative.
>>335908708
At last, I truly see.
why is this a meme
yeah the cg set was hot as fuck but how did this become a shitpost fad
>>335902567
>tfw I played it so much I got the cat girl route
Man that game was fun as fuck.
>>335908773
getrekt
>>335908773
Here.
>>335908864
>He wasn't there
>>335903156
You're so out of touch with reality, it's hilarious.
>>335908864
Accidental sticky.
>>335908864
Thread with one of the images as the OP was stickied accidentally.
>>335908864
Anon, you missed out on some good times.
>>335908894
That's a drippy cock
>>335902197Can we get a complex dating sim excluding the boring linear storytelling in VN's? Quite frankly most of them are a hueg borefest.
>>335908894
>>335908894
are you teasing me with this?
i don't want that :(
>>335909120
i visit e621 because most of the bestiality sfm webms usually get put there
>tfw a deal isn't a deal
>>335908894
>mfw i looked down hoping there was a vagina underneath the dick
>there wasn't
>>335909120
>hyperscat
>>335909112Try Sunrider Academy.
>>335908864
hownew.ru
>>335908647
>You meet the nympho
>If you fuck her too many times she goes into more depraved shit
>Other beings want her too, because, you know, she's hot as fuck
>She will get a bad ending if you don't stop and die
>Cute naive girl scavenger is getting tricked into sex slavery just because she wants answers and wants to get close to her old home
>You can trade the nympho for her and save her
>You can recruit the fit barbarian to help you with that, but only if you bring her the girls because bi/lesbic stuff
>She's better than the sex slavers, but by no means she's the best choice
>Lost princess and his band of old knights want to reinforce order around the steppes
>This is meaningless because nobody even cares
>Even her knights are losing themselves
>She wants to kill the barbarian because she's a lawbreaker and a murderer
>Knights can go into mutiny and gang rape the princess and degrade her if you don't give them the Barbarian, reaffirming their purpose
>Lots of bad endings, actually
I don't know, this seems fun.
>>335909120
>cheese grater
>wound penetration
>fart
Oh dear.
>>335909276
>that was your only problem with the image
>>335909120
>a deal awakens
>>335909120
POST THE FUCKING "PURE-ASCENDED" TIER LIST OF PORN
>>335909371
What's wrong with it?
No deal howie
>>335909158
Sorry.
Here it is for real.
>>335909120
I'm sickened, but curious.
>>335909442
Everything
>In the end, we were deals all along
really?
>>335906125
happen to me too sometimes even the page change but the image is still the previous one. Infuriating to do with only one hand available.
>>335909120
Yeah furries are fucked upsnuff is trash, but I want to be in a nice dragoness's belly and masturbate while her innards squelch and urp
>>335909495
you really are making fun of me aren't you :[
>>335909158
The original images was a girl with big tits flashing and a JAV chick getting banged.
If you want to see it instead of people posting gay furshit then use the archive.
>>335909565
>A deals a deal anon!
>Now you have ejaculate inside me!
>>335909371
No, I just instinctively ignored the dick dinosaur and was looking for a vagina.
>>335909120
I follow Sunnibee and even I don't know what a "hyper anus" is.
>>335909120
I tried looking for the image, there's a few cheese grater images now but a no-show for this.
"Where is your god now" is a tag, though. With a few hundred images in it.
>>335909120
Is hyperscat like when sunrays beam out of the asshole? You know like when you open a treasure chest?
>>335909350
Sounds like you've toyed around this idea in your mind for a while.
I hate to make this comparison but what you describe sounds like dark souls, at least in terms of the level of apathy present in the world.
This sounds a lot better. If there are consequences to your pursuits, then it makes for a more interesting dating sim. I do have one big question: What compels the MC to pursue the causes of any of the girls?
>>335909120
>Image removed from e612
I'm honestly kind of dissapointed.
>>335909686
Imagine your typical sunnibee anus
Make it several times larger. A great magnitude of times larger.it's the only tag in that image that isn't outright horrible, imo
>>335909591
You and me both brother.I'm more a same-size kinda guy though. What did we do in our past lives to deserve this fetish?
>>335909807
>dark souls comparison
I get what you're going for, but fuck you.
>>335909120
>sonic (series)
>>335909545
Like you wouldnt fuck that ass.
>>335909947
I refuse to believe people get turned on by this shit, its like the tiles guy. Like how fucking abused as a child must you've gotten?
>>335909947
>past lives
the thing is, we didn't have any past lives
we just got these fetishes through unknown circumstances. might as well enjoy it if it isn't murdertrash, though
>>335910029
Never sexualize the Nichijous!
How does /v/ actually feel about dating sims?
>>335904469
That's like saying you hate cars but want to drive.
It's like those people who only play Japanese games but have some raging hateboner for the Japanese for some reason.
>>335910029
Delet this
>>335910029
deled tis
>tfw can never find JAVs that have the girlgiving a hairjob
>>335910109
I was only like 76% abused as a kid. If anything, I thought it would have caused me to develop some kind of Freudian fetish, not the sweet hell that I currently have.
>>335910029
more pls
>>335910183
Comfy
>>335910109
Just imagine being in a nice, sensitive, warm and moist pouch, constantly constricting against you, and the girl you're in being gently brought to orgasm through your squirming. The belly churning would feel so nice on the dick, too.
>>335910109
What about me? I just like normal sex. ...With dragons.
>>335910192
It's something I only see on 4chan. They're just weebs in denial who hide behind the "ironic" racism and whatnot so they don't feel like your average attack on Titan fan
>>335910183
I managed to stay clear from that game ever since my flash card died, but I still have this urge to play it again. How does this sorcery works?
>>335904491
wow, it's almost like exhentai is the only porn repository on the internet
here's a fucking hint: why don't you go to the actual source of the translation if eh is too much for you? better yet, why don't you just cut off your dick, gayboy?
I regret making this thread, at least it's auto-saging now.
>>335909807
I didn't i'm just making this up as we post
But eh, I already written some stuff here and there so seems like i might develop it more.
The MC is a broken wanderer. Maybe he was a warrior too. As the story develops the MC really questions why is he even getting into trouble, but it doesn't really matter as YOU are the one taking action and decisions, in the end, it's your journey.
O-oh my
>>335910294
>>335910352
>>335910356
world is a weird and fucked up place kid
take a smoke
>>335909963
I know, I hate myself too. It just felt apt.
>>335910462What if the MC knows, deep down, that he's being controlled and that's why he doesn't care
>>335906520
you fool!
the hearts are her paizuri powers activating!
>>335910541
I'm not fucked up enough to take smokes.
>>335910541
Cheers pham.I'm still going to fantasize about being digested tho
