Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
Do you enjoy VIDEO GAMES Ken-sama?
>>335876372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
did this start popping up again because of all the Nioh threads?
If I play that game I'll imagine I'm Ken-Sama daydreaming about his life as an anglo samurai in glorious Nippon
>>335876529
didnt he die?
>>335876725
He lives on in our memories, anon
Howdy /v/, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
>>335876372
RIP Ken-Sama
F
>>335876372
Get the fuck out of my board you fucking WEABOO shoo shoo, we got only one ken sama here, if you cant do shoryuken with fire in hand then consider cutting your balls with the same katana you practice
>>335876372
>>335876886
Ken-sama vs. Kenichi Smith
who is victorious
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>335876725
Yes, poor bastard.
Hakuna Matata /v/, my name is Jumbo Gumbo.
I'm a 27 year old American Afriboo (African fan for you white devils). I draw with berries and maggots on my stone tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior African games (Starving to Death, AIDS, Ball in a Cup).
I train with my bostaff every day, this inferior weapon can't cut clean through anything cause it's a stick, and is vastly inferior to any other weapon on Earth. I earned my bostaff license two years ago, and have been getting better with it every day.
I speak mouth clicking fluently, both Hibbity and Bibbity dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about African history and their Tribal Codes which I follow 100%.
When I get my Visa, I am moving to the Congo to not attend a prestigious college cause there isn't one. I hope I can make it past age 50!
I don't own any clothes, so I don't wear anything around town. I want to get used to walking around butt naked before I move to Africa, so I can fit in easier. I make clicking noises and rape my elders as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Africa!
>>335877013
Shit I haven't seen this one in years
>>335876886
I've missed these copypastas thanks anon.
>>335876372
Those big stacks of CD's are starting to be a thing of the past. Don't see them in every young person's apartment anymore.
>>335877013
AH nostalgia, I remember they made pasta about him dumping his gf and getting a new car.
>>335877063
>>335877013
Good times, good times.
>>335877063
bix nood
I was reduced to tears by the first line.
>>335877247
Fuck digital
>>335877063
>Hakuna Matata /v/, my name is Jumbo Gumbo
Jesus Christ I have never lost this fucking fast
>>335877863
Lost what?The game?
>>335876372
Part 1/2
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. “Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu.” Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. “Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan”. The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. “Arigato.” Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. “Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan”, they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
>>335878174
Part 2/2
Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it’s more terrifying than that, it’s an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, “minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!” The kids couldn’t understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama’s mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew “Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!” The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. “sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake”, he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. “Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me” The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; “Nippon banzai!”.
RIP Ken-Sama, you will be missed.
>>335876512
>>335876372
>mega Ken-Sama appears
>>335878174
>>335878268
K-Ken sama ;_;
>>335876973
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
>>335876372
Salem Aleikum, my name is Pierre Vogel aka Abu Hamza.
I'm a 27 year old german muslim. I draw arabic abjad and help superiour Arabs to spread the word of Allah (shahadah, salat, zakah, ramadan, hadj).
I train with my arabic scimitar every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through human necks and is vastly superior to any other western weapon on earth. I earned my scimitar two years ago, and have been getting better every day.
I speak arabic fluently, both Dubai and Syrian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Islam history and the Quran, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Saudi-Arabia visa, I am moving to Mecca to attend a prestigious Mosque to learn more about their magnificent culture and religion. I hope I can become an Imam for Allah!
I own several Thawbs, which I wear around Cologne, Germany. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Saudi-Arabia, so I can fit easier. I bow to Allah and to all Imam and speak arabic as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Saudi-Arabia
>>335877013
>gf just blew you
>immediately posts about it on 4chan
Sure thing John.
>>335878971
>this new
>>335879034
Nah, I know it's a pasta. Just wanted to point out the obvious flaw.
>>335876372
I miss cd binders.
>>335878863
most honoruburu wwwww was had
>>335877013
>John copypasta is over 10 years old
simpler times
Ken-sama should be 35 by now.
How was the trip dude?
is this 2006?
>>335879742
He's dead anon
>>335876886
America hasn't been known for their cartoons on ages. It's all about Hollywood and CGI.
>>335877314
>your shitty spongebob screencap gets posted everywhere now
![[000099].png](https://i.imgur.com/5f5dYtx.png "[000099].png")
>>335876372
>Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
How the hell am I so automatically offended by this?
I knew I would have an excuse to post this one again one day.
Ken-Sama was a true Japanese hero.
Show some respect filthy gaijin.
>>335880438
dog bless every frame of spongebob
>>335879829
>tfw Ken-sama's final stand on /a/
>>335876372
Rip in peace you cringeworthy bastard
man I owe this pasta some laughs
Ken-sama died in the earthquakes a few years back. RIP. True hero and inspiration to us all. He did what he loved; and it took his life.
安らかに眠る
>>335878174
>>335878268
>>335879951
Disney is king in Japan.
>>335882151
It should be Ghibli but oh well, there goes the last hand-drawn animation studio and an international treasure
I'm not being ironic either I think it's a fucking shame
>>335876512
>>335882257
Tears in the rain, anon.
>>335877063
Fucking magnificent.
Lmao sonygger
