THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN BEAT US IN SPACE
>>335750659
Come to think of it I don't think a lot of Zero's quotes are that memorable.
>>335749632
WHO ARE THOSE GUYS
WATCH OUT ANDROSS, IM COMING FOR YOU IN MY GYRO COPTER
Dang! DEPLOY IT NOW!
Hey Einstein, I'm on your side.
FUCK
>>335750791
All this attention makes a guy feel loved
>>335750791
The game's been out for a week. 64 has had 20 years to let its memes sizzle.
>>335751326
Damn, same thing happened to me on Zoness.
Then again, I didn't figure out the gyrosphere had lasers until five minutes before I finished it...
>>335750791
WHAT? THEY CAN BEAT US IN SPACE TOO?!?!?
>equip Black Arwing
>smash all the Hit pars the first try every time
Thanks, Falco
>R button does nothing
>can't use it to barrel roll
>>335752280
Black arwing is broken
>>335752627
Doesn't R fire bombs?
I really wish Zero had Area 6 or an equal to it.
>>335752794
R-Stick does
>>335752989
It has one, it's called Sector Omega. It even has the same disk satellites.
Now, if you meant a stage that was as good as Area 6, well then...
>that Peppy's Flight par time
I can get to 7 by the first minute
>>335754338
As fun as Sector Omega was with that high speed and that boss, it's not the same. I'm talking about that large amounts of enemies being thrown at you and that satisfying as fuck music, with the game playing up to how hard you're breaking their defenses.
>third worlder
>paid 117 dollars to import this
>still hasnt reached the country
>the game may be mediocre, there is no way to know if the game is good or the reviewers awful until I can play it
I hope I like it, I like shmups and rail shooters
>#2 Hidden by a Mambo Drone on top of a Dorrisby
What the fuck do these nonsense words mean? Where the fuck is the medal?
YOU BEAT US AGAIN?
I'M NEVER GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN.
>>335755036
Controls take some getting used to but if you're good at something like Splatoon the controls shouldn't take more than 30 minutes to get decent with. other than that everybody agrees it's a little lite on content but what's there is good. It's still fun but for 117 you're gunna be feeling some remorse.
>>335755494YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
>>335751650
>Guys look Im using a name please face fuck me
YOU SOLD MY GAME ON EBAY IN 2 HOURS OF PLAYING IT?
BUT GYRO CONTROLS AREN'T THAT UNSTABLE!
>>335750791
That's because they are all just 64s quotes.
>Voices have to play out of the gamepad
>No option to set it to play out of the TV
I don't think I'm asking for a whole lot here.
I've seen so many people complain about the gyro controls. Are they that bad? The gyro controls in splatoon and nintendoland had no problems, what makes these bad?
>>335755036
>I like shmup and rail shooters
Well Zero does offer a fair share of that, but it's overshadowed by a lot of all-ranged missions, even all the bosses are just all-range. Just a fair warning, but I think the all-range missions are really good too, especially Sector Beta.
>>335752794
R fires bombs, L allows you to shoot charged shots without locking.
>>335755931
People are retarded, what else is new? I had no problems with them.
>>335755931
The only time they sucked to me were the lock on bosses, otherwise they were great
>>335750791
>"What's it screeching about? Can't you translate Falco?"
>"Slippy, don't make me come over there."
I've seen players with a crosshair that looks sort of like a star. Why is that?
>>335755931
Juggling between looking at the TV and the gamepad makes aiming much harder than it needs to be.
It's not too bad during regular flying, but when it is all-range mode, you have to look at the TV to dodge and the gamepad to aim. And if it is a boss fight where the TV locks onto the boss, then dodging becomes much harder too.
>>335757639
There is an option so that motion aiming only works while you are shooting lasers
The star crosshair indicates you have that option turned on
>>335750791
>"I'm never gonna live this down!"
>"You got that right"
>Explosion kills him
Best line in the game right there.
>search Zoness top-to-bottom like 3 times
>8/10 coins
Can anyone think of any particularly hidden ones that I might be missing?
>>335755881
THIS
why? fucking WHY????
The music isn't as good, either.
>>335758585
You used the spotlights to expose a few, right?
>>335758891
I don't know what that means
DID WE GET 'EM?
>>335758953
There are spotlights that are already shut off around Zoness, turn them on, they'll turn and point at an empty space. You can turn them off and the coin, or even a hidden medal will be exposed.
>>335759105
NOT YET SIR
>>335759150
Just found one by turning off then back on this spot light that was in the corner shining at nothing. It turned white and a coin popped up a minute later.
I kinda wish I hadn't blown the rest of the lights up.
>>335752280
>Equip
What? To my understanding if you had the black arwing you were also in hard mode?
Mind you I haven't bought the game
>>335755182
I have no idea which planet you're talking about so just look at one of these videos if you need help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20liK83zeLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwS09E8cj14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jgys0wkAiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQvR8vWLCkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQSvVzVmcgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDpyZ6HsUpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJPYl87_es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMj0Ohwu7k4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUH9dcmr9fI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNfo0Kj3G3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiiAYpHfKT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdAkHjOB_FQ
>fighting Star Wolf
>2/4 defeated
>Wolf shoots Peppy down
>"I grow tired of this"
>and he fucks off
Star Wolf game when
THEY'LL NEVER BEAT US IN THE WATER
>>335759425
Black Arwing is easy mode, dipshit.
>no Andross brain battle
>Andross is given top tier banter instead
almost makes up for it
>>335762069
I feel like I shouldn't enjoy fighting Andross as chicken-ship.
I love it tho.
>>335762069
>FIGHTING ME IS A DEATH SENTENCE>JUST ASK YOUR FATHER
COCKY LITTLE FREAKS
ACCESSING COMPUTER~
>>335762285
One thing I do appreciate about this game's narrative is they don't sidestep around death like I suspected them to
You have to get back to your friends, Fox.
>>335762840
>WHY WON'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD?!
James confirmed for revenant?
>>335762913
Nope, just stuck in time-warp limbo.
>not every line is a sex joke
Awwww man. The 14 year version of me loved that about 64.
>>335763102
Kat won't shut the fuck about massaging Fox's cock with the back of her throat.
>>335755881
>Watch game on youtube
>No voices
Well that sucks.
>Gamepad sounds are not recorded
SON OF A BITCH NINTENDO
>>335758145
kek. I wish this game did well enough so we could get a similar game but completely new plot.
>>335762179
I like all the purple and chrome in the area.
>>335763226
Kat is best.
BEST
>>335757120
I don't think I got that one while playing. But I've seen other people get it, its amazing.
Why does Slippy randomly ask "Are you okay?" all the time
>>335764240
>Randomly
Seems like you are taking a lot of damage
>>335764396
I thought that might be it, but he asks even in the middle of levels I have taken 0 damage in.
>>335758145
I second this, it's fucking perfect.
>>335764470
its ok
>>335750791
>I don't think a lot of Zero's quotes are that memorable.
Good. Zero doesn't need to turn into meme central like SF64 did.
I didn't expect to have to use this
You're very lucky.
>>335766036
I CAN'T STOP IITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Hit +50
>>335766036
STEP ON THE GAS
>>335766203
>NO! HIT THE BREAKS!
Best fucking explosion in the game, totally justifies the rumble pack.
>>335758778
>The music isn't as good, either.
Bitch I will fight you, the soundtrack is awesome. Especially this blast from the past.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwhBYHBxZWQ
Compare the reviews: how many of the negative reviews were made by unfit fat fucks and how many of the good reviews were done by someone who can actually run a mile?
>>335751248
if they're aliens, how do they know who einstein is?
>>335766768
>someone asked that to Nintendo Power
>the response was:
>"Because the people that made this game are from this planet, Einstein."
>>335752280
That ain't Falco...
>>335767000
I wonder why they changed to 'genius' instead in 643D.
YOU'RE AS DUMB AS YOUR OLD MAN
NYEEEEEEH
>fly in close to Wolf
>slow mo engaged
>"COME ON"
>>335749632
I WILL DO YOU FAST PEPPY OLD PAL!
>defeating Cosmic Dodora by leading it in front of the Great Fox so it can get blasted to shit by the main cannons
AAAAH
SOMEONE WANTS TO PLAY
>>335750791
"FORGET THE COUNTDOWN, JUST FIRE!"
>>335750791
At least we have
BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL BARREL ROLL
>>335767669
INCOMING ENEMY FROM THE REAR!
DROP ALTITUDE!
ba-ba-boom-boom daaa naaaaaaaa
ba-ba-boom-boom daaa naaaaaaaa
ba-ba-boom-boom daaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ba-ba-boom-boom daaa naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>335762285
With the amount of times he talked about how he killed James I (for some odd reason) expected him to pull up a picture of him shooting down James.
>>335767639
That was so good after that horrid asteroid field shit.
>>335763226
laterFoxy Boy
>>335767758
DEPLOY ALL UNITS!
CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
>there will never be a Star Wolf spinoff game
I wanna turn into a Blade Wolf ship too!
>>335767758
>>335767669
>>335767928
>they brought him back in Zero
>with the same theme
>>335762670
LOCK DEACTIVATED
>>335767928
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
>>335750791
Starfox 64's lines are only memorable because the gameplay style encourages you replay levels over and over again (and it's awesome).
Zero is more like a series of levels you are meant to beat and move on with your life. Sure you can technically play 'Arcade Mode,' but it has nowhere near the same variety or replay value of the original and the mission tree is just too narrow.
Also, no one wants to 'Arcade Mode' a slow paced stealth mission in the middle of a fucking space shooter.
>>335768083
We're Star Fox!
>>335768175
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROOOOOOOOSS
booooom
>>335751326
Nice little historical WW2 nod there
>>335768175
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT
ANDROOOOOOOOOSS
>>335768171
But I've beaten arcade mode about 9 times already, and I want to keep playing it.
>>335760267
>Wolf's voice
How can one man have such a godlike voice?
>Right, because I'm a bird, that means we're friends? Come on!
This is the most racist game
>>335768171
You don't want to replay it, that's fine, doesn't mean no one else does.
>>335764240
>watch friend fight Androsa
>he goes chicken mode on the top
>Slippy outta nowhere in chicken form
>"ARE YOU OKAY?!"
>Friend falls off because he got startled
Comedy fucking gold.
Aaaaah, so this is Star Fox?
I'm going to crush yoNooooo!
anyone got the drawing of peppy cuming inside starfox while saying "you're becoming more like your father starfox" just for laugh hahaha anyone?
I wanna fly with team Star Wolf!
>There are people who haven't seen this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IauPPCv1x4I
>>335769284
damn man this takes me back
The only thing that didn't really work was the Gyro Wing. It was fairly clunky.
>>335768657
>implying birds don't all know each other
>implying birds are not natural troublemakers
>implying andross doesn't have pages of stats on why dogs are objectively inferior to other species and especially monkeys
>implying andross isn't merely trying to make the universe better by deporting dogs out of it and bringing true peace
by the time star fox 0.5 comes out andross will be full /pol/
>>335768279
>going to Zoness 9 times
My god...
>>335769903
Bro you don't have to go to Zoness, I did that run twice. Other runs I took other paths.
Honestly I'm glad that Star Wolf are villains again instead of anti heroes.
>>335755931
>Waggle controls in video games
>Fucking ever.
It's stupid, gimmicky, and makes gameplay more tedious than it needs to be. Nintendo needs to fuck right the hell off with this shit. I fell for the Wii meme and learned to never buy Nintendo again and it looks like I made the right choice. It's a shame, because shit like splatoon looks fun but I'm not putting up with having to flail around like a retard.
What's sad is I'd get a Wii U anyway if they didn't force this shit so hard and just made it some optional gimmick instead of building games around it. It's fucking stupid and I just want to play a game normally.
>>335771169
Mmmmmmm that delicious copypasta.
>flail around like an idiot
Only idiots flail around, which shows what you are. People who aren't idiots know that you only need to make small motions of the hands and wrists, unless you're playing a sports game, and then you make the same motions as you would for real.
>>335771169
>flail around like a retard
You barely even move the gamepad, and it works great, at least for splatoon, and I don't think many games actually use the gyroscope.
>>335771372
>Anyone who doesn't like retarded gimmicks is copy-pasting.
>>335771473
>moving the goalposts
Do you also rage about Halo and Metroid Prime not having mouse and keyboard controls because you're unable to learn things?
>>335771169
That's a retarded opinion and you only show how irrational the people who openly dislike motion controls are.
The controls in Star Fox Zero are exactly what they need to be for the gameplay and you'd know that if you actually played it.
>>335771735
>Moving goalposts
Nigger what?
And your arguement for stupid waggleshit is that if people don't like it, they don't like controllers at all?
Even Nintendo knows waggle gimmicks are shit, that's why they sell a normal controller. They force it in the 1st party games because they have to. Waggle bullshit is the entire reason the Wii U exists. It's their retarded idea of differentiating themselves from their competitors. Instead of just being an economy-class console in pricing, or god forbid, just selling their games on other consoles so people don't have to spend hundreds of dollars just to buy 2-3 games(Because honestly, Nintendo hasn't had decent 3rd party games since the gamecube).
They embrace the waggle because they've painted themselves into a corner with it. Every time they release a game I'd enjoy, like Splatoon or Star Fox, and I start getting the crazy idea of just biting the bullet for a Wii U, I find out I have to awkwardly balance or waggle my controller.
>>335772050
You don't need to "balance" or "waggle" anything, which you'd know if you actually used them instead of parroting shitposts like a typical /v/irgin trying to fit into the internet hate machine. Did you ever play Metroi Prime: Corruption or the Prime Trilogy? Motion controls are a perfect match for them. And using the gyro is the best way to aim in Splatoon and Star Fox Zero.
>>335772050
Not him but the reason people call it gimmicks is because they've become used to a control scheme that hasn't changed in over 15 years. You're afraid of having to learn a new control scheme even though it allows for new gameplay.
The controls of Star Fox Zero use the gyro control because both the analog sticks have other functions and the gyro is the best way to aim. A standard controller set up couldn't replicate whats needed to play the game. Star Fox Zero uses the whole standard control scheme in addition to motion control.
>>335772375
I've never, ever played a video game that has benefitted from waggle bullshit. It was stupid as fuck on the Wii, it was stupid as fuck on the Wii U games I've tried from friends, and it's stupid as fuck in every other incarnation it comes in, from Kinect to the PS4 controller.
Every game that has it would have been better without it. Every single fucking one. I just want to relax and play with a normal fucking controller without worrying about gyroscopes, touch pads, or looking away from the TV to stare at some retarded mini-screen in my hands, or hear garbage audio through cheap little chinese speakers.
It's just fucking trash. All of it. Complete and utter fucking trash.
>>335772418
It never needed to change. The last two generations trying to cram stupid as fuck cameras, touch pads, screens, and waggle shit are just trying to be cheeky by attempting to reinvent the wheel and set themselves apart, while all they are doing is reinventing the wheel as a fucking cube.
>>335772631
You sound like an old person who's angry that them young whippersnappers are tryng new things and not doing the same thing over and over again because it was what you grw up with therefore it's wrong and evil. You also sound like someone who's incapable of adapting to anyhting outside of your comfort zone. I can use regular controllers, KB+M, and motion controls equally fine, which means I can enjoy many games regardless of how they play.
>>335772631
You're wrong, just because you like a control scheme more than another doesn't make it the best for everything.
At one point "Normal Controls" were considered garbage, whereas you're just irrationally perpetuating the cycle against something new in a game you never played.
>Sector Omega
>take no damage during phase 1
>>335772932
>>335773026
>Adapting
>To shittier controls
>Having to hold the controller a certain way
>Having to rely on shitty gyroscopes and uncomfortable bullshit
>having to take your attention off the TV for stupid as fuck mini-screens and speakers
Nintendrone harder. Waggle shit is obnoxious even on the PS4 and it's considerably toned down compared to the Wii. It's not about 'being old'. It's about wanting proper controls built around playability, and not around selling a console gimmick.
It's like those retards trying to sell VR off on people even though VR makes most games shit, such as flight sims. Yeah, it's kinda neat for a few minutes, but then you realize that you can't play the game properly to it's full potential because you've gimped yourself all in the name of 'doing something new'.
Controllers haven't changed much because they didn't need much changing. If they wanted to improve the controller, they could have worked on actual problems like deadzones and accuracy.
>>335773026
he's clearly trolling, just leave him alone. The more you respond, the more of the thread he ruins.
>>335773495
>analog sticks and buttons are "the fullest potential"
Nah, just shitty gimmicks. Games only need a single dial to be played PROPERLY.
>>335773507
>He's clearly trolling
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>335755931
They aren't bad at all. The issue is the game is short as fuck. Like shorter than the original or 64. What's there is great though.
>>335773613
Sorry young redditor. "He's b8ing you, fampai."
>>335773495
>I can't figure out how to use it therefore it sucks
That's exactly how you sound.
>hurr Nintendrone
Wouldn't I also be a Sonypony since they use "waggle" too and I can use it just fine?
>>335762179
>Making that U turn after James flies past him to fire at his weak spot.
>>335773605
>Has to resort to hyperbole because they have nothing left to fall back on to defend Nintendo jewing.
Waggling a gyroscope adds nothing to the control of a game. It obfuscates what sticks were already doing for years. Even something like DCS, an infinitely more complex game, ultimately boils down to two sticks on your HOTAS: The Flight stick, and the throttle. The rest is just a few buttons. You're not waggling shit. You're not blowing into a controller. You're not finger-fucking a screen. You're playing a much more complex and input-heavy game through a fairly simple contraption that gives much more accuracy because I'm not tilting or flailing shit around while I'm trying to fly. I move the stick, and the plane follows. I pull or push the other stick, and the plane speeds up or slows down. I'm not shaking shit, looking away from my monitor, or anything else retarded.
>>335771169
>These are the same people that hate unconventional games like Kid Icarus Uprising and The World Ends with You.
Purge yourself.
>>335773969
You're trying way too hard. And if you mean what you say you're a very angry and easily-triggered person.
>>335772631
But gyro isn't waggle controls
>>335774068
>Get told
>lol u mad
>>335773969
>It obfuscates what sticks were already doing for years
Escept it is far more precise than any stick when done right, like in Splatoon, Prime 3 (and the collection), and SF0. Hell, 0 essentially uses it to allow you 3 sticks worth of movement, but more precise.
>You're not finger-fucking a screen.
Having a second screen is amazing, and touch controls done well are something completely impossible to emulate. I'm sorry you are such a corporate tool that you only accept what Sony and M$ tell you are controls. You are literally the same guy that tried to attack Nintendo for having an analog stick on a controller with the N64. Now you're singing the praises of the old control schemes and shitting on the new just like before. Same song from a younger generation.
>shaking shit
>waggling
>flailing
This is hilarious. Keep going.
>>335774227
>constantly repeating the word "flailing" like it means anything, whining about how much you suck at adapting to anything, ranting about how evil anything that'snot a controller is
>"hurr i told you!"
>>335766203
Why don't you come a little closer?
>>335774457
>Escept
Oops, made a typo. Guess our shitposter friend wins this round.
Start on Corneria waiting for level to load after Pepper's briefing tfw game says "Good luck".
>>335774457
>Defending the N64 controller
Even to this day that controller is dogshit. The last decent controller Nintendo had was the SNES one. They are fucking obsessed with shitty gimmicks and uncomfortable as fuck controllers designed around some stupid as shit novelty.
>Calling other people a corporate tool
>While shilling for one of the biggest jew assholes in gaming.
>>335766036
>>335766203
>>335766220
I love you guys
>>335774672
>shilling for one of the biggest jew assholes in gaming.
I'm not shilling anyone, certainly not EA, Bioware, or Sony.
The controls would be fine no matter who implemented them. YOU only hate them because Nintendo is doing it.
>The last decent controller Nintendo had was the SNES one
You're brain damaged. The Gamecube and WiiU pro controller are the best on the market.
>>335749632
Why does he have an A on his helmet?
>>335774878
>Only hate them because Nintendo is doing it
Holy shit drone harder.
>Gamecube controller
>Good
And now you're just taking the piss. Next you'll sing the praises of the original Xbox controller.
It's no coincidence that the pro controller for the Wii-U is basically as 360 controller. While it's mostly up to preference at this point, the Dualshock(Before shitty touchscreens and speakers and waggle-shit) and the 360 controller are the best controllers. Hell, I even use the 360 controller on my PC when games call for controller instead of KB+M.
Novelty bullshit for short-attention span children needs to fuck off.
![[MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/bCzbH0p.gif "[MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA intensifies].gif")
Is there a line in Zero that can surpassI CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO THIS SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM?
>>335775164
>dey see me trollin', dey hatin'
>>335762508
>Aaaahhhhh!!!!
>>335776942
All those mechs and all-range boss battles and they didn't bring those assholes back?
Uncle Andross!
so are apes like the niggers of the star fox universe..?
Kinda bummed you can't shoot down friendly ships in Zone B like you could in Katina on 64. Bill chews you out for shooting at them, but they are invulnerable.
>>335778804
Something like that.
>>335778582
Is that assault?
I need to hack my WiiU and nintendont the gamecube games.
>>335779006
Yes
