Pick your Poison /v/
>>335749121
Blue
9gag is just some oldfag having a laugh
>>335749121
>Mister lister the sister fister
Blue team just because of that name.
Blue easily.
Avoid all ponyfaggotry.
>>335749121
Blue is 50x better in every row.
>tfw your friend changes his name to Mister lister the sister fister
>>335749121
Right has legitimately skilled players
>>335749121
>Mister Lister the Sister Fister
Blue Team
>>335749121
None.
All of them will be busy spouting meme's and i take them all out.
>RipRoarinBoogerpenis
Sounds like a guy who knows how to have fun.
Red.
90% sure that BR has an open mic, and i dont want to hear his monkey screeches.
>[MLP]
Blue. Don't even have to look at the names, it's automatically better.
Also fuck Gregor, ever since the meme "Gregor" has always been a shit player with a superiority complex.
>>335749121
Blue team. Never trust splitscreeners, they are always shit
>Tfw I had gamertag: UeatDiCkAlldAy on fagbox live have it taken by microgay because some little bitch playing smite thought it was inappropriate.
Now I'm HappyPup12 .
End my existence.
>>335749859
>joining team fur
It's not the question of which team is more skilled according to their nicknames, it's more of a "how much cringe are you willing to suffer to win?".
So glad I don't play pvp multiplayer anymore
>>335750230
Team Pony is pretty much Team Fur+. Both of them want to fuck animals, the only way it'd be worse is if the furry was also a sonicfag furry, and even then they'd be basically the same thing.
Red, no question.
Although red has pony faggots, and Mister Lister is a cool name, Gotta play with [420] weed warrior.
Weed smokers are the chillest, funniest people to play with.
they are both terrible but I'd have to go with red
>>335749121
I'd join another fucking server.
>>335751373
All servers are the same or worse after this one
What do you do then?
>>335749859
>Gregor
Gregor and gregor are completely different people anon.
Gregor thought the meme was funny and wanted to look cool. gregor will ruin your life.
>>335749121
Blue.
Lister is always amusing.
>>335749121
>[FUR]
>not [KEMO]
>>335749121
Well fuck yea I wanna be on the same team as Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister
>>335752221
>kemo
>good
>>335749121
Blue just because red team has a guest which is basically like having a negative player.
Guaranteed to get 2 kills 15 deaths.
>>335752472
>mfw u
>>335749121
Blue seems like 50% ironic while red is pure cancer. Blue any day of the week.
>>335752621
>>335749121
Blue seems more like ironic memelords than actual shitters, and I've yet to see a below average Mr. Lister.
>>335752695
All of them dude I don't discriminate by genre
Weed warrior and jordan alone outrule ponyfag on red whereas blue is pure cancer.
Back in the early and mid 00s the stoner fucks were the owners of servers and knew how to play.
If you pick blue you are LITERALLY both a post 2007 faggot and a redditor.
Unsurprisingly, most of the thread picks blue.
>>335752673
That's exactly what i thought about the opposite teams
>>335751892
>>335752695
I love /mu/'s shitposting charts.
>Mister lister the sister fister
Blue would be the better team.
>>335753006
Fuck off stoner, nobody with xX around their name AND a a clan tag can be good.
>>335751892
Me two years ago. Two years ago I didn't get blown the fuck out by my job and put into declining health
>>335752221
sauce me senpai
>>335749121
>pony name
blue
>>335749121
Red obviously
Blue has a [BR] who probably has 999 ping and a microphone.
>>335751892
I don't know
Me two years ago went from /fit/ to fat
me right now is going from fat to /fit
so me two years ago wasn't exercising but had a better body
and me right now is exercising but still fat
>>335753181
Sup, Orange Box boy.
>>335753274
probably KEMOKET or one of these
>>335751892
me, me two years ago doesn't have a body that came from two years of hard working out yet, so that nerd is gonna get btfo
>>335749121
Red looks like they'd have a lot of materiel for shittalking. Barneyfags get butthurt easily.
I'll take blue.
>>335751892
Me now, I was a pacifist two years ago.
>>335751892
>me two years ago
He'd have more passion and hot-headedness. I would win the first roundbut then 2 years later he'd be ready to beat me, though me 2 years older would be ready to give up.
>mister lister the sister fister
Why would I not pick blue?
>>335749121
Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister every time
>>335751892
two years ago me, four of five would be even worse, I'm destroying myself
>>335749121
red because it has a guest and RipRoarinBoogerpenis.
you're not going to win with a BR on your team
>>335751892
me two years ago didn't have cancer
>>335753997
[BR] is most likely not an actual BR
they are both equally terrible but blue has mister lister so obviouslyblu
>>335754003
You shall live forever in Valhalla, shiny and chrome
Red is my favorite color but I hate those fucking names.
>>335749510
What is that game in the image called again?
>>335749121
>not wanting to team up with Mister Lister the Sister Fister
>>335749121
Remember a BR Furry Sniper with a ping of 300 won us the TribesBowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izos11q1UZg
>>335751892
>in a real life fight
Me now because I've been exercising and feel a lot stronger.
>in vidya
Younger me has better reaction times probably, but I don't think I knew very much about in-depth mechanics for most games unless it's TF2. Then again, I suck at games now, so who knows.
Blue. Easy.
Furfags are at least nice and polite most of the time and are usually fairly skilled at the games they end up playing.
Horsefuckers are worthless dogshit at everything they touch.
What's a good multiplayer game to play that encourages VOIP/meeting vidyabros? No ASSFAGs or CS.
>>335754603
>Tribes Ascend will never be good again
>>335753485
>Barneyfags get butthurt easily.
All he'd have to do is put a pony song on the mic and you'd be a useless quivering pile of tears.
Plus he'd figure out your weakness in seconds since you loudly broadcast it at every possible opportunity.
>>335754994
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
>>335754453
Universes within universes within quarks
Just going off steam avatars, which team do you pick /v/?
>>335755090
Blue
gotta join the 2hus and the MOON MAN
>>335755090
is this a joke?
blue a thousand times over
neither
mister lister
boogerpenis
jordan
leaderpy and his little brother
leaderpy is probably good and his brother is probably just as shit as the others
>>335755090
>anime and 40k teaming up
>>335755207
Nobody playing split screen is ever good
>>335755090
The answer is obvious, can't you see?
Choose your destiny
>>335755090
Red
Ace Combat represent.
That said, Blue will win.
red
no girls, flutteryshy is always a faggot male but at least he's not a girl that people will fawn over
>>335749121
Blue
I think of "oldfag" when reading those names on blue compared to red.
>>335755090
>Picking weebshit
Red.
>>335749121
Blue, the gager is an old rusty cunt whoes going to bring it back.
<3 is a pro player, just a douche one. BR is a write off, its ok. Naruto might at least know his mechanics, even if his skill level is low.
Wolfpack over brony
Nothing wrong with the last name brah, clearly a carry
>>335755090
>Galm emblem
Red
>>335755329
>Super power nine times better god Fox-Boi
>Fucking Superman
>Brolaire of Astora
>Literal god in Dog-form
>Best Eva pilot.
>Better Kamen
That said, Blue has Bayonetta and all better robots.
>>335749121
>Jordan99
>the derpy bros
>RipRoarinBoggerPenis
Definitely Red. Immediately replace FlutterFag with Gregor.
>>335755090
Red
Ace Combat fans are good people and the guy with no avatar is probably more concerned with playing the games than doing social profile shit so he just hasn't bothered
>>335749121
>Mister Lister
Blue. Every fucking time.
>>335755329
>X Divider
>Not Double X
Sun simply for Astora
>>335749121
well, mister lister is one of my friends and jessicakes is probably a girl, so the blue team easily.
>>335755073
I can't seem to find it but thanks regardless.
>no one even cares about gaia anymore
I guess this is a good thing, though I would be damned if I was to join that team. Only answer is to not play
>>335749121
>9GAG is an ironic oldfag
> <3 is the doucebag carry
>BR is an ironic tryhard
>GAIA is a weeb that probably knows his mechanics at a minimumm
>Wolfpack are shitwreckers even if they are shitty people
>I have not seen anyone names Mister Lister not carry a game
Blue, hands down.
>>335755090
Blue
>2hu player so oyu know he's tryhard
>Fucking moonman
>an Oldfag
>warhammer 40k
If I wanted to win I'd pick blue.
A serious analysis:
Red team has:
>A stoner, likely to either do very good or very bad. A true wildcard
>A horsefucker. Bad news for the team
>A 16 year old, probably shit
>Two redditors working in an irl team. Likely to do well
>A memer, probably will spam taunts
On the other hand, blue team:
>9gag jokester, probably remembers it and is having a laugh. Likely good
>A girl. Can be a wildcard, can also make the other team sperg out (especially the brony and 16 year old)
>A BR. Cheap tactics and bullshit galore, will fuck the other team up
>A weeaboo, semi-skilled and knows their way around the game
>A furry, will do nothing at all and generally suck
>Another memer, has the potential to fuck up the other team
Overall, I'd say the blue team has the edge. With two heavy hitters, three tough challengers, one wildcard and one shit player. Whereas red has only two heavy hitters, one tough challenger and the rest are either wildcard or shit
>>335749307
Mfw I have a friend with this name on steam
>>335756408
>A weeaboo, semi-skilled and knows their way around the game
How the fuck do you guys think this about gaiafags? He would be roleplaying the whole time with an exuberant use of emotes while crying like a bitch
>>335756605
Because by default even weebs look down upon other weebs if they have shitty gamer skills.
>>335750230
Damn straight.
>>335750950
Nothing is funny about marijuana abuse.
>>335756743
>actually thinks anyone from gaia is competent at anything
Newfags
>>335755090
>2hu player
Blue. Those guys don't fuck around.
>>335756871
wanna erp ;3c
>>335751892
Stalemate or a very close match. I feel no change in vidya skill and physical strength in these past years.
>>335757091
>gaia player
>in 2016
Its either a ironic weeb or an ironic oldfag
>>335757132
>>335749121
>Gregor
He supposed to be good?
>>335757000
>marijuana abuse.
Now that's funny.
>>335757289
>furry on human
>straight
lol nevermind
>>335757350
Are you supposed to be new?
>>335757502
So you don't know.
>>335757502
Sounds like someones trying way too hard to fit in here, kid.
>>335757438
my friend tried to do a marijuana and his eyes shriveled into the back of his skull and he lost his tongue. I wouldn't be laughing at it
>>335749121
Red.
RipRoarinBoogerpenis is a homie.Good fucking Times, RIP TF2
>>335751892
I believe we'd be even
Pretty sure 17 year old me could beat any other me, though
>>335749121
def red because of riproarinboogerpenis
>>335751892
That's a tough one. I had an untreated but serious mental illness back then but now I work out and am stronger. Kind of suspect past me might beat me to death.
>>335755329
Ammy and Django Power Team CANNOT be defeated.
Blue. for the fister.
>>335757648
I would.If you're going for the whole "I injected 3 marijuanas" joke, please stop. You're not funny. I'm not saying the joke couldn't be funny, I'm saying you're not funny. At least try think of an interesting angle before you meme too hard.
>>335757438
enjoy being the cancer of society, man
>>335757901
I'm not black though, what are you talking about?
>>335749121
Weird, he should have shown up by now.
Anyway I let the matchmaking decide because I'm not a butthurt faggot that cares about names.
>>335749121
Red.
At least a couple of them are a clan and are probably communicating on skype or something. Even basic communication from shitters can turned the tide against disorganized retards.
>>335757648
Trying too hard.
I don't know who gregor is
>>335757967
That's what people said about /v/ when we challenged Reddit in tribes and battlefield.
>>335757994
A painfully unfunny joke from 2chan.
>>335757961
>enter a fun thread that noone takes or replies to seriously
>post this
I doubt anyone cares as long as they're not underage.
>>335751892
Me now because I'd be fighting to kill.
LOL WOW MISTER LISTER THE SISTER FISTER WHAT A FUNNY AND ORIGINAL NAME
>SHOWING 1 - 20 of 67,773
http://steamcommunity.com/search/?text=mister+lister+sister
>>335751892
>present me kills 2 years ago me
>present me dissapears for doing it so
either way im fucked
>>335749121
are the two lederpydudes implied to be multiboxers or something
Blue is full of ironic memelords so I'd be okay with them.
>>335758653
I haven't even heard of this until this thread.
Is this some painfully unfunny meme for kids I'm unaware of like "kys"?
But if gergor joins next round, he'll go to the team I'm playing against, since they would have less players.
You're better off not playing at all.
>>335749121
Red Team, easily. Half of Blue seems like normies, and the reddit twins are couch co-oping, so there could be better teamwork there.
>>335755090
Team America
>>335755329
Got to side with mah niggas the hunter and Sasuke Uchiha
>>335756464
Where's your face?
>>335755090
Blue has the edge due to Moonman and SS13.
Both seem equally cancerous. I guess I'd pick Blue, just because I like the color.
>>335756464
I can change my name to that at any time, what's your point?
>>335749121
assuming that neither team is being sarcastic I would probably choose red
>>335749121
Can I leave the lobby?
>>335750198
I think HappyPup12 is genuinely funnier physically lold at that desu
>>335761101
>>335760987
>>335760774
>>335760502
>>335760365
>>335759990
>>335759884
>>335759526
>>335759437
>>335759263
>>335759092
>>335758978
>>335758668
>>335758365
>>335757947
Whelp, the faggots have arrived.
Just keep reporting and hope a mod stops by.
>>335761297
And do what?
>>335761413
How new, honestly?
Do you not know what mods do?
>>335761413
Purge this thread from the face of the earth
>>335761559
Humor me.
>>335761638srxtcyhcjgckfckhcktdckc
>>335749121
Blue. It has a girl and most girls online are pretty chill.
>>335761656
Anyway Im on mobile. I really dont give a shit what happens.
>>335761927
Why are you telling me this?
I don't give a shit what you think?
>>335755090
let's do this again
>>335761989
Then whyd you respond in the first place?
>>335755090
easily blue, you gotta go with Mac Tonight
>>335762074
Oh fuck. This one is a hard decision.
All of them have an equal amount of shitty and good players.
>>335762074
>Swedes
>generic TF2 avatar
Absolutely Blue.
>>335762109
Because when someone starts annoying you, calling them retarded isn't an indicator that you care for what they believe. And all the free (You)s you keep giving me.
Retard.
>>335762074
everyone in blue is good, the only good one in red is viewtiful joe, how is that even a question?
>>335755090
This isn't even a debate. Blue
>Moonman nolifer
>Touhou nolifer tryhard
>Warhammer bro
>Oldfag
I like Madden but he's probably dogshit at most videogames. Same with the generic obese amerifat.
The no avatar guy is either a god who only cares about gameplay or someone who really only wants to trade things on steam. I'll take my chances.
>>335762074
I trust on Blue and the Trump tryhard, i'll support him.
On the other side, i expect the Joe guy to be an experimented player, but mostly doing his whole thing alone and maybe not even focusing on the objectivetry some shitty combinations/tactics and stuffthe rest of his team is pure garbage, at least i can get rid of all supporting the Trump guy and let the creepypasta kid die alone.
>>335762074
>viewtiful joe
definitely picking red
>>335762702
Oh my, someone's mad.
Enjoy the ban, faggot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>335749121
>Left
>Faggot ironic memers who have likely spent a lot of time getting good to fit in with the others. And also a brony who has nothing to lose who is probably an /r9k/ Robot.
>Right
>BRs, 9gag, gril gaymers , Narutobabbies and a furry to guarantee you a secured loss
I pick left.
>>335755090
Blue. Is there even a debate up for this?
>>335749121
Blue, no horsefuckers allowed
>>335762074
Everyone on red except for the viewtiful joe guy is experienced.
Blue on the other hand looks like a bunch of no-lifers
>>335749121
Red, have to support Fluttershy.
Considering that /v/ taught me that a furry and BR with 9001 ping can beat a fully trained and practiced reddit team, I'll take the team with the BR, the furry, the clearly ironic 9gag guy, and the Sister Fister
>>335763740
This, i bet Fluttershy had more than 2000 hours on the game.
>>335763781
This. Anyone that votes for red is a newfag otherwise.
i disconnect from server and post on 4chan instead
>>335761297
Mods are gods
>>335764213
Yeah whatever.
>>335764202
Thanks Doc.
>>335764202
You have my thanks, doctor
>>335750950
Weed smokers always turn into little bitches because I don't laugh at anything.
>>335762074
what the hell is this image from?
>>335751892
>Me now: Cynical, realist, believe there is no hope left, lost the concept of fairness, embraced the dog eat dog world. Edgy final boss tier.
>Me two years ago: Still has hope but has gazed into the abyss. Protagonist tier.
It depends, can my past self overcome the darkness?
>>335758521
that's why you'd lose. you 2 years ago would be fighting to live.
![[concerned ora].png](https://i.imgur.com/GmQJcVD.png "[concerned ora].png")
>>335763145i wish jotaro kept that part 3 physique throughout diu and every other part he appeared in, the contrast would have been funny
>>335765407I agree it wouild have been hilarious. But still, I think Part 4 as a whole I think is much higher quality in almost every regard compared to Part 3 so far.
>>335755090
>moon milf
>moon man
it's not even a contest
>>335755090
Sorry Ace Combat and SMT fans, I will have to go with the Blue team
>>335752221
what is kemo?
>>335749121
>[RDT]lederpydude
>[RDT]lederpydude(1)
>(1)
How effective is votekick on this server? If not, then Red because (1) is the mark of a hacker using a function to change names and avoid a ban. Playing against hackers is shit unless you have a friend or two to coordinate attacks against them.
>>335765717the art in later parts is definitely better, but i'd be lying if i said i didn't miss the big bara dudes of part 1-3
>>335759958
whos this qt? I dont watch that shit
I get the feeling that as cancerous as the red team is the blue one is worse, so I guess red.
>RipRoarinBoogerpenis
haven't seen that in a long long time.
>>335757901
What JoJo character is that?
>>335752221
[KEMO]whatever would most likely be a nip that can't speak an ounce of English and be averagely-skilled, but won't bother anyone at the very least.
>>335749121
blue.
epicftw9001 is gonna be average but try to win
jessicakes may be shit or really good but guaranteed to distract most your team
huaehuae will likely be a light hearted joker wtih some skill
narutokitsune will be a antisocial weeb fag who has honed his skills at vidya
wolfpack92 will be a fur autistic fag but will try his best and be a team player
mister lister the sister fister will be a god among men, he will be funny and make jessicakes wet. he will impress everyone with his skills and win the game.
>>335751892
me two years ago was unemployeed and was just getting into his prime of video gaming
>>335755090
blue
blue team
hopefully one memelord ends up being a autistic savant you occasionally see in games.
>>335764578
nobody knows the sauce?
>>335749121
Red. Never, ever, ever play with BRs if you can help it. Even other BRs admit they're the worst people on the internet.
>>335756129
nested by orteil
