You walk into the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
roll under him and slap his ass too
literally nothing he can do
>>335707464
>beat him first try while playing no souls games at all
Souls games are so hardcore.
I like how the littler one is a whole shitton harder to kill than the big one.
wonder how that even worked out because I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ALRIGHT?
>>335707827
Man you must be the realest nigger ever, I mean like holy shit, I bet you even choose your own clothes in the morning, like woah
>>335708384
I'm not trying to brag or anything but...I heat up my own hot pockets...my mom still helps me unwrap them but you know I get some man points for that one.
>>335707464
the only reason vordt is any difficult is because he is fucking broken
>faggot jumps over you
>cant roll under him because there is an invisible wall
>>335708797
Why do you talk for me?
>>335707464
pin him on the ground
fuck him
I must show both him and my gf who the alpha male is around here
>>335709597
Because I know what's best for you son
>>335709597
he doesn't, he mocks you through obvious mimicry
Get out of there. Leave gf behind.
>>335707464
I homewardbone out of there summon a couple of white phantoms and beat his ass with my homies.
>>335707464
Attend to my gf funerals
Slap his gf's ass in return
