I made a new game.
You control a brown ball, and there are three white balls headed in your direction.
>>335663181
Sounds to me like a racist game some KKK tier shit
So basically you're an African American ball running away from KKK balls?
how much are you selling this new thing on steam early access for? $59.99? How much is the Deluxe Edition? And the Season Pass?
>>335663181
So? Does something bad happen if the white balls get me?
>>335663337
They collide anticlimactically.
>>335663337
Of course you can evade the white balls.
>>335663181
There is a unity thread up anon.
Also now just had a event where you lose if they touch you.
>>335663417
That doesn't sound so bad
I don't really see the point in rolling
I'll just let moss grow on me and chill with my ivory spheres
>>335663417
I heard this in Yahtzee's voice
>>335663181
Dindoo Nufn
uh oh
>>335663972
DINDU NUFFIN
We wuz bawls n shiet
>>335663972
where is the anticlimax, you said there would be anticlimax! I'm still in riveting suspense as to what happens next
>>335664339
Ayo hol up
>>335664339
You read my mind.
>>335663972
#ballslivesmatter
![220px-Marblemadnessscreenshot[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/udY3503.png "220px-Marblemadnessscreenshot[1].png")
OP I'm not even bullshitting you right now if you make a really good 3d homage to Marble Madness I'll pre-order it on steam.
>>335664876
oh shit
>>335664968
and call it Testi-cools, meme magic will make it sell
>>335664876
>>335664932
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vmwQIZG.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>335664932
END WHITE BALL PREJUDICE NOW
>>335664932
>>335664876
Wow.
It takes balls to do something like that.
>>335665117
>>335664996
I'd buy Testi-cools
>>335664876
>>335664932
ANUTHA NIGGA DED
WEN WILL DA WITE MAN STOP OPRAHSING US?
>>335664932
Ball needs to be a darker brown and faster then add light brown balls that can hop.
>>335663181
Thanks for reminding me that I have marble blast ultra on my 360, OP.
>>335663181
Is this an Early Access game set in an Open World environment with Crafting, Base Building, and Zombies?
Is it funded mainly through kickstarter, and do you plan to add a bunch of new stretch goals?
Does your game have facebook and twitter integration?
I fucking love how /v/ has assigned personalities to these flat color balls.
What would a green ball be?
>>335665851
After they put in a selfie button
>>335665976
GREEN IZ DA BEST
>>335665976
NORMIE BALLS GO HOME
>>335665976
either a frog, an ork, or a mick
>>335666253
NORMIE GITZ MUCKIN' ABOUT, ADD MORE CHOPPY TO YA POTATOES.
>>335665976
>>335666127
>>335666361
BUT DA RED ONEZ IZ DA FASTEST, SPECIALLY UPHILL
>>335666361
WAAAAGH. Bloody humies
Blue balls:
Green_Hill_Zone_voulme_800%.wav
Gotta go fast
Also the cucked balls (because "blue balls", get it? ha)
Red balls:
SHAZBOT SHAZBOT
I AM THE SHAZBOT
INCOMING ENEMY SHAZBOT
>>335664968
Fuck, I would too actually.
>>335665976
ayyylmao
I have created 2hu fanart of your game, OP
Could we please stop with the racism
Oops. I forgot the quotation marks.
>>335663181
great idea10 years agostill good job
>>335663972
WHITED
>>335670197
statistics != racism
>>335664996
I'd buy any game called 'testi-cools' regardless of the content
>>335669658
Yeah, but unverifiable systematic white racism. My feelings trump your facts.
it would be 5/5 if the brown ball could jump
>>335667181
kawaii
>>335663245
>>335663280
this is how i kno im on 4chan and not reddit xD
>>335664968
Marble Ball Ultra
>>335669658
why is janny deleting statistics? is he racist?
>>335663181
Make it darker if you're actually going for a racist meme, because all I see is a gold ball
>>335671772
>water level
>easy win because you roll around on the ocean floor while white balls float above
>>335672307
Golden... balls?
>>335663972
BLEACHED
Japanese devs
>Make an addictive game so they keep dropping in quarters
>Sir, this isn't an arcade game
>Well we can't make any other game
Western developers
>I have spent the last three months recreating the most realistic physics and lighting engine, for this game about a ball pushing boxes
>What's the gameplay
>I dunno, just add a goal at the end. You control it with the numpad, f keys and page down
>>335664968
Hamsterball
>>335672392
Brass balls?
>>335665167
>>335665117
you fucked it
>it's a cuck mission
>>335663181
something something diversity!
>brought to you by the huedev behind classics like cursors, argar, and slither
>With old, outdated servers exclusively located in Brazil!
>>335663589
Fuck off reddit
>>335663181
WE WUZ BALLZ N SHIET
>>335671772
WHITE BALLS CAN'T JUMP
Where my golden balls at
>>335674212
You do realize Yahtzee is with The Escapist and has been for yeats, right?
