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He is literally impossible. In every fucking sense of the word,
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He is literally impossible. In every fucking sense of the word, this boss is impossible. There is absolutely no way to refute him being possible to beat. I have absolutely no idea why Miyazaki thought that inserting a thematically impossible boss fight into his game was a good idea but he literally did it. This should not have been allowed. There should be legal repercussions for inserting a boss halfway through the game that cannot lose. He literally, figuratively, objectively robbed us of half his game. This was false advertising in every sense of the word, instead of a fun and challenging video game we got something that is literally impossible to progress in because this one boss has no weaknesses, no way to counter it, no mercy at all. How was this allowed to happen?
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It's not impossible.
Use a trainer like i did.
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git gud
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>mfw beating him for the first time with no summons
fucking

orgasmic
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Dark Souls is the biggest meme game ever. So sick of the casual plebs that inhabit this site bitching about a simple easy game being hard because they're used to games like Ass Creed.
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>>335637849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYnboiAekUA

Sure is impossible :^).
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lol I beated him easy

only took me like 20 tries on level 100
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>>335637849
>circle strafe to right
>block and dodge
>attack during openings
The first phase is easy. During the second you should do as much damage to the shade as possible while it's spawing and then finish it off after one of their tag team combo moves. Then you're alone to strafe close up around Sully again.

Or you could just parry him which is even easier.
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>>335637849
>Impossible.
>Plenty of people have beaten him just fine.

Righto champ. This meme is terrible.
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GIT GUD
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why do Japs always have battles in a Gothic cathedral?
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2 hander
Iron flesh
win
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>>335637849
Circle strafe his left (your right in case you're retarded).

There, you win. Now question your existence as a human for being so stupid.
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>>335637849
i beat him first try as strength build with the fume greatsword. The phantom ate most the damage
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>>335637849
Strafe around his left side and he agros less and his AI becomes retarded.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uwlYcNp4ARU

Just take a seat brah
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>>335638327
Because Japanese folk are obsessed with Gothic shit. They are mad for all things from that era.
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>>335637849

why is artificial difficulty still allowed to exist in this day and age? i taught that we're over this.

fucking rustles my jimmies
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>>335638185
>easy
>20 tries
2/10 made me reply
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>>335638805
Define ACTUAL difficulty for me.
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>>335638805
>artifical difficulty

Literally a boss that can and has been beaten, I beat him in 3 tries NG, 1 try in NG+, and 1 try in NG++, git fucking gud scrub.
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>tfw had to give controller to my friend after multiple attempts because the fight gave me those good Souls boss shaky hands
>tfw he gets him on the third attempt with the greatsword
>tfw I got him on NG+ on the first go with the bardiche
Best boss in the game.
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>le pontiff is hard
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They really should have some optional bosses that require co-op. Nothing required to beat the actual game, but something you definitely should summon for. I never summon because it feels cheap and robs you of any real challenge. They're meant to be fought by you, they should make some optional ones that are different.
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I'm convinced that Sulyvahn is a meme. It took me four tries to beat him without a summon. There's nothing particularly hard about him. Aldrich on the other hand....
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Not sure if too many saw the thread yesterday, but I am working on a big DS3 world map.

This is the Fire Link shrine portion I completed. What do you guys think? Final image is gonna be poster size.
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>>335639235
pretty cool so far, good luck with it man
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>>335639235
0/10
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>>335637849

>pray to the dragon gods in meditation
>dodge all of his attacks

That was neat.
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>>335639235
Nice. Did you make those other ones from ds1? Do a super metroid one fgt
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His clone has .5 hp and dies from being looked at. Keep killing it and have him waste time summoning another.

GG2EZ
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>>335639373
rekt
>>335639235
no but seriously, that's cool man
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>>335639223
>Aldrich on the other hand....
Just run away from his arrows rather than rolling, which will get you killed. There's no other reason why he should be hard.

This is another meme isn't it?
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>>335639235
That's somebody else's work and everyone knows you're a faggot.
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>>335639235
i like it
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>>335639235
It's looking good, guy
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>>335637849
I feel like the trick of this game is to either shield up or have a FAST 2 handed weapon.

I two handed a great club, I got no where in about an hour. The first phase was harder on me then the second, he takes a lot more wind up attacks in the second, and the image is a nice telling.
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>>335639481
For some reason Aldrich didn't use his arrow attack in phase two when I killed him. Was this pure luck or is there an actual strategy to not trigger it?
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>>335639340
Thanks
>>335639406
Not me, inspired by that artist
>>335639514
No, it's mine. Been working on it a few hours. It's a big map
>>335639521
Thanks!
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>>335639481
>except that nobody claims that he's the hardest boss in the game when he's not

enjoy your memes
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>>335639235
what program?
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DSP did it, so can you
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>>335638327
Because flaming sword fights in Gothic cathedrals are cool
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>>335639235

Noice

Only thing that strikes me is that I think there's a gigantic coffin in the Iudex Gundyr arena, under where that tree is. It feels weird to see the roots, but not the object they're wrapped around.
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>>335639756
Just photoshop. Most of it is dont with shapes and pen tool.

The file is massive, considering fire link has 300 layers.
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>>335639726
Luck and he also does it less when you are close to him I think. So in theory if you close the distance fast enough you'll never see it.
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>>335637849
he was easy
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>>335637849
no one will put any more effort than this anon did mark my fucking words

/v/ has gotten lazy
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>>335637849
>Imposible
>People manage to beat him
Get the fuck off of this game if you gonna be a cry baby
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>>335640056
I was very up close and personal that try so maybe that was it? Might need to test it next time.
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>my face when i beat him on my first try without magic at level 50
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I beat him 1st try on New Game Plus. Git Gud you butthole
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>>335637849
>literally
>literally
>literally
>literally
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Is this some sort of inside joke where everybody keeps posting about how fucking hard this one forgettable boss is, or do people actually find him difficult? I died once on New Game but got him the next time, and I just beat him first time on New Game Plus. The guy's pretty easy.

1. Dodge his sword flurries with your infinite i-frames
2. If you're bad at dodging, just pick a shield with magic/fire defense, or even two of them to switch between
3. When he lifts up his sword to create a copy, that copy's got like five seconds of just sitting there, where you can score some free hits

Also I want to find the person who came up with the idea of "click multiple fading in images" CAPTCHA and slit their throats.
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beat him on my first try lol
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Impossible
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>>335639235

Details that might be cool are a small nest at the top of the shrine, and maybe a Gunthyr's spear in the ground in the middle of his arena.
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>>335640680
damn.
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>>335637849
>yfw YARE YARE DAZE
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>>335640680
>I-it's easy if you cheat!
Try doing it legit next time you fuck, I bet you can't.
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>>335640227

>50
>Being overleveled and bragging you beat the boss
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>>335640958
>Cheat
Is parry a boss cheat?
I call it skill
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>>335640958
Lmao
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>>335641093
>pushing a button to abuse the system
>"skill"
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>>335640790
Those are actually really good ideas. Thanks!
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>>335640974
more like underleveld
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>>335641093
>Push a button and kill the boss
>skill
o i am laffin
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>>335637849
I beat him in like 15 minutes total over multiple tries
He's really easy
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>>335641304
>pushing a button to abuse the system
>cheat
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>>335639235
Make sure when you do the castle that you put those flying nervous systems in the sky, and do what the other anon said and put the boss's weapon or icon in his arena.
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>>335638101
Does bosses just deal percentage based damage? Every single one of them seems to kill you in 2 or 3 hits no matter what.
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Is there any fan art of Sulyvahn posing with his stand?
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>invade someone
>hes hacking and doesnt take damage
>manage to push him off cliff
>You have disconnected from host

cant make this shit up
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>>335641482
Stop pushing R1 then faggot.
See where your "skill" gets you.
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>>335637931
You faggots need to stop, just play the game
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>Summoned for Dancer
>Almost kill it
>Host somehow always dies
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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He's not that hard. Even without parries his only really tough move in the first phase is his 360 tracking 10 hit wombo combo and he pretty much never does it. During the second phase the first 10 seconds are basically nothing but free hits, if you can't manage to knock off half his HP in 10 seconds when he's just standing still, go upgrade your weapon or your stamina.
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>>335638062

This. What's all the fuss about?

>mfw
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I literally did him first time and I'm not even good at this game, maybe I just got lucky.
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Beat him on my first try using a Great Axe felt pretty good but I felt kinda empty by how I wasn't even trying
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>>335638101
>5:26
>easy boss
>after using like 20 potions

So what's the fucking point of having small hp if you can carry shit loads of health pots? Why not just make players into tanks but with no health pots?

Seems like gameplay would be smoother.
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>>335637931
what's a trainer
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>>335642612

pcfags handholder general kek
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>>335637849
parry
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>>335641847
some attacks can't one hit kill unless your health is already passed a certain threshold
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>>335638101
Jesus how is this fun? What about this looks fucking fun? ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL

it's like he's fucking sonic. God damned I'm glad I mever fell for the souls meme. Never played any of them and never will.
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>all these casuals unable to get past midgame bosses
Git gud fagget, its the easiest game in series.
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>>335642790
Then why you still on this thread anon.
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>>335642790
>I've never played these games but I know exactly how fun they are/aren't based on tidbits from Youtube videos
>You're not having fun, trust me, I know what's fun for you more than you do
Must be hard being this retarded, anon. I feel for you.
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>hear all this talk about how Pontiff is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
>get to him
>win first try

I don't get it. Second phase was even easier than the first cause their attacks take a million years.

Come to think of it I think the only boss I've died to more than once was Crystal Sage, because that fight was so fucking boring I kept getting greedy.
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>>335637849
Parry.
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>try to play game as pyromancer
>the flame is slow and does shit damage
Does it get better or should I just focus on R1 spam?
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>>335642917
Bloodborne is the easiest one.
Everything after father gascoigne feels pretty easy.
and i'm actually having trouble with the princes
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>Horace the Hushed is a callback to Yurt the Silent Chief
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He's just not that bad. He's easy to parry. The shadow makes things annoying but he's super easy to dodge. I don't think any DS3 boss is that challenging. DS3 has the most OP rolling of any game. At like 30 end I think I could do 11 consecutive rolls and the thing about rolling in this is that there isn't a brief pause between like in 1 and 2. If you say any of these bosses are hard you've already outed yourself as someone new to the souls series.

Also, daily reminder that DeS and DaS are the best in the series.
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Oh Christ, this thread again. Just attack his fucking clone you retards, I hit him with a Great Chaos Fire Orb from a level 2 flame, and it hit him and his clone, plus the lingering lava damaged them as well. I killed the clone and wiped out 1/3rd of his health before he even finished the animation. Seriously, the clone only has a few hundred health, just fucking kill it.
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>>335643156
>using magic
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>>335643198
In DS3 it's significantly worse than melee
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>I'll take retards who can't parry for $2000 Alex
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>>335637849
Don't panic roll
Don't panic R1
Just take your time
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>>335641341

>50
>Underleveled for Eleum Londo

Are you for real? You've made it and many levels after a cakewalk. Geez, people make a big fuss about summoning vs. non-summoning and magic vs. melee, but there's plenty of ways to trivialize the difficulty.
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I didn't have much trouble with this guy using a greatshield/str build. Just block and sidestep his combos and strike. When he gets the clone out just bait it away from you, wail on him and stay the fuck away from his flame burst. Only thing that really screwed me on him was his grab. Took me like 4 tries.
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>>335642790
Glad you wont, we have enough threads crying about how this game is too hard for PCucks already.
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>>335638062
fuck yeah my man
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>>335643352
Summoning really does make most of this game trivial. But you can say that about the other games as well.
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>>335643454

Pontiff has a grab? Which one is it?
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>>335639235
Are you uploading this anywhere else? I'd love to see it finished.
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Is there anyone who can defeat Pontiff Sulyvahn?
I'm not talking about the Pontiff Sulyvahn you fight in Irithyll who wields two swords: one imbued with fire, the other imbued with magic; who is fast and can execute multiple attacks before running out of stamina: who is aggressive, and also summons a phantom version of himself to assist him.
No, I'm talking about Pontiff Sulyvahn, The Literally Impossible, a boss with three life bars, dual wielding Bonfire Swords, with infinite poise, who reads your button inputs, has access to the Iron Body and Poison Mist pyromancies, equipped with the Dark Wood Grain Ring, and assisted by 30 phantoms of the Aldritch Faithful. THAT Pontiff Sulyvahn.
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>>335643130
I was stuck on Gherman for 3 days straight. DaS3, i killed final boss on 2nd try. Biggest problem was Nameless, which took me 8 tries. Bloodborne was waay harder than DaS3 for me.
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Just parry his ass, OP. I had a really hard time since I'm using the large club, so I ended up parrying him 2 times. When he went to grow his wings, I literally smashed his ass with 2H R2's until he died. He didn't even get to summon his stand.
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>Oceiros
What the fuck was that? Lore-wise, it made sense, but did they really have to put in a boss that literally didn't know I was in the room? I hope Solomon Grundy Part 2 is better, because I haven't sleepwalked through a boss like that since 5 Guys.
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>>335637849
why every fucking day there is a fag writting a thread about a impossible boss
is this a meme? or what the fuck, because everytime the boss is different
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>>335643678
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>>335644201
>5 guys
I want Gamergate to just fucking leave.
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>>335638519
savage
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>>335643145
>parrying a boss instead of fighting with honor
You do have a point about the rolling but rolling has always been pretty much OP in every game. I'd still say Sulyvahn is arguably the hardest boss in the series after Kalameet's tail, of course.

Also DeS only shines in story and originality. DS3 outdoes it almost everywhere else.
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>>335637849
Literally just orbit his magic sword arm for the first phase, and roll toward him when his stand teleports into him for the second phase. He telegraphs everything he does with no vagaries. He is one of the most fair bosses in the entire game.
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>>335637849
>1920p HP bar
>x10 Estus
>tank armour
>washing pole weapon
>carthus ring
>slash
>roll
>chug
>slash
>roll
>chug...
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>>335644401
>Fighting the most evil character in Dark Souls with honor.
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>>335644308
Fuck yourself you shitskin sympathizing fuck. Go take more HIV loads from nigger cocks
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>hear from friends that Pontiff is bullshit
>read online that he's the casual filter of the game
>kind of afraid to go into fog wall at first
>man up, go in, get obliterated
>just before third death I discover that he can be parried
>fifth death I had the timing down, figured out the telegraphs for the jump and wide beam
>won my sixth attempt

He's not easy, but absolutely not the hardest. I had a harder time with the Greatwood and he's just one giant gimmick.

The real bullshit is those fire-stick faggots running around Sully's town. Bad enough that every asshole knight in the place gets a 5-6 hit combo, but then you have to deal with that shit? Fuck you.
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1) put summon sign outside door
2) when you are summoned, immediately run inside the boss room
3) die or let host die in the other world
4) you'll go back to your world inside Pontiff's room
5) he will not aggro and you can walk right up to him and kill him

cheese the fuck out of this game every chance you get
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>>335637849
just parry him OP, I just beat him using the Farron meme sword which is considered slow for this fight, all I did was parry. Didn't even use a shield ffs
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Posting this because in the last thread someone tried to defend the make contact by saying you'd have to be retarded to miss it

https://youtu.be/Okf0pyzVNmE

1 fucking minute using the same gesture. Yes you for sure did not use a wiki to find this secret.
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>>335638195
This, if you want easy mode bosses just take 100% shields with you. And easy mode pvp take small shields.
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>>335644530
>common core, sound-it-out spelling of HONOUR
>"honor"
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>>335644530
>Pontiff Sulyvahn
>Evil
I bet you're just mad he tapped the Dancer's ass
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>>335644584
Wait until you get to Nameless King.
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>>335644584
No, the Super Abyss Bros are the casual filter. Pontiff is there to remind you that blocking is not the solution to all of life's problems. You don't even have to parry him, just duck under his swings and poke him for 3 minutes.
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>>335644584
that's pretty much every souls3 boss in a nutshell
>seems impossible
>find it's rote pattern
>abuse it
>win
>hollow victory achieved

it's largely why the game feels unsatisfying and it's battles (boss, grunt, pvp) like hollow victories -- winning = exploitation off kiddie script and / or Estus chug-athons

this will be borne out in future, once the new game lustre wears of... mark my words
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>>335638062
>get close to beating him a few times without summoning
>see Anri's sign
>summon her once because she's a cute and I think it might be part of her quest
>dont expect to beat Pontiff
>beat Pontiff
>feel no sense of victory or satisfaction
>still find Anri dead later
>beat the next boss in Anor Londo alone
>still feel empty
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>>335644939
That's every Souls and BB boss, though. That's almost every video game boss ever. What a shit complaint.
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>>335644939
This is honestly a god-awful post
How do you even play any video games at all?
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>>335644939
>abuse it
that word is stupid, the game was designed for that, DS it's like Megaman, learn pattern, do it, win
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>>335644939
Wow it's almost as if you're meant to learn the AI's attack patterns and efficiently counter it
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>>335637849
Beat him twice already, Git gud
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>>335639235
I'm a bit late to reply to this, but how will this one work? Firelink is not connected to the rest of the world as far as I can tell like it is in the other games.
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>>335643727
I will post it here when it is done, as well as WIP as I go.
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>>335638805
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i have never played any souls title
and i dont give a fuck about them: they look really good for sure, but other than that it is not my type of game

every gameplay that i watch is the same
potion management and roll dodge

it is the roll dodge saga, or what
afaik it is a AAA that is not piece easy.
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>>335645835
(cont) still, it is exploitable as fuck
it is obvious that the hit detection is really arcade (read forgivable)
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I don't think I'll ever understand why you lameos find summoning to be such a bad thing. I fight every boss 2-3 times alone, then 2-3 times as a summon, and if I still can't beat them after that then I summon.

So far it's been a great system for DaS 1 and 2 (though DaS 1 I had to mainly solo cause 360 wuz ded by the time I got it)
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>>335637849
I beat him on my first try using nothing but 2 Sippy.

LITERALLY git gud.
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>>335637849
>literally impossible

Not if you're using a buckler.
And this is on my SL1 run too

http://puu dot sh/oxaMG.mp4
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>>335641958
>Mfw kill 3 white phantoms, a mad spirit and a fun police all while trying to kill this magic using cuck as he sprints away.
>You have disconnected from host
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>>335638805
Artificial difficulty? As in you suck and refuse to get better so you blame the game? Lol wow
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>>335638994
Skyrim did difficulty perfectly. When they remove the easy mode then its artificial also i dont like dark souls cause even when i look up the guides i still die every time. Anyone want to help me? I cant beat the skelytons in the begining and im too scared to try. Will dress up as girl and do daddy play for a white phantom to save me.
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>>335645341
>"A.I." (kek)
>A.I. patterns
>walk away far enough, they reset to their starting positions
>summon / out number enemy so its "A.I." (kek) bugs out
>hollow victory achieved

the patterns in Souls games haven't changed since Demon's and "learning" them is tantamount to learning nose-picking

all they've done is increase enemy count, enemy speed and attack tracking, while leaving the player playing with a 7-year-old game engine, and they call it "challenging" and "punishing"

>if you swallow shit, you'll continued to be served shit
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>>335646924
>summon

Hello shitter
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>>335645129
>That's every Souls and BB boss, though. That's almost every video game boss ever.
yes and not quite, respectively

though, that raise the question: why do you continue to bother if it's all the same shit re-skinned?

>the definition of insanity...
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>>335645179
>How do you even play any video games at all?
play them on merit and adjudicate upon them thusly

as distinct from fawning upon a brand and thereby contributing to its stagnation and giving strenght to the arm of its chorus of apologist ass-acolytes

>says he likes Souls
>never critiques anything it does
>gets the same shit barfed up to him, over and over
>still calls it caviare
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>>335646924
>summon
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>>335647074
>never once summoned a CPU or human partner
>beat all DnS, DkS and DkS2 boss alone
>...using pure mage builds sans Estus delirium tremens, tank armour, or even anything more than a dick-sized hand weapon
>only started playing co-op on DkS3, to refresh the formula
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>>335642959
Oh you so sad that your shitty game sucks ass? Keep rollin nigger.
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>>335647101
>>335647305
>strenght
>caviare

Is this what happens when a 12 year old tries to talk "intelligently"?
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>>335637849
Dude literally just git gud, or maybe go farm some SL idk. I got him second try, and my first try was literally
>walk in
>get hit by his charge attack
>get combo right after it
>die
Did it with a great axe and 20 stamina
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>>335647551
>using pure mage builds
Is that a selfie?
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>>335647575
>Being this bad at shitposting
>Being so bad at something that takes no skill or effort
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>>335637849
Just parry him i beat him easily.
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>>335637849
>avoid attacks
>hit boss
>win

Dark Souls difficulty is a meme
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>>335637849
>How was this allowed to happen?
Because not everyone is a scrub.
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>>335637849
I beat him solo on first try with a plus 6 claymore.

The dancing bitch was way harder.
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>>335646345
>having to sippy at all

FUCKING CASUAL
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>>335642589
Because players tend to die a lot trying to heal themselves mid fight.
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>>335637849
>mfw I beat him first try on NG, and second try on NG+ solo

I don't understand. He's pretty easy, and only gets easier in his second form.
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>>335640090
What is it with fire tits that is so hot?
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>>335647585
me's got more certifkaytes than youse use squaresmof toilet paper, idiot sans savant
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>>335645710
>He doesn't know
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>>335647807
>being so upset he keeps responding to shitty shitposts
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>>335644498
>describing how you literally play the game
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>>335645710
Keep playing
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>>335644308
I want anime to leave, but we can't all get what we want.
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>>335639235
Looks really good!
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>>335644872

>Pontiff is there to remind you that blocking is not the solution to all of life's problems

But it works great for him. I've blocked most of his normal swings with a regular shield that didn't even have 100% physical reduction. If anything, I had been two-handing and dodging up to that point and he was the boss who made me go "Alright, maybe I should use a shield."
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Pontiff is a cool as fuck fight

He attacks with his flame sword first so dodge right, roll, and get behind him. He telegraphs his attacks with a lot of build up in the animation so you should be able to tell what move is coming next.

He stands still way more during the second phase, so just do drive by hits while avoiding the phantom.
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>>335637849
>trying to beat him with
>10 vigor
>no summons
>no embers
Should I consider killing myself?
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https://youtu.be/ruEKE4aajgA
Git gud, OP.
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>>335650483
If I can beat the Dancer and Dragonslayer Armour at SL1 with a +2 weapon/flame, then you can do it anon. Don't give up.
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>>335650689

How much does that Chaos Orb do at +2?
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I summoned one dude on my first attempt, going in blind, and got him down to about 10% hp...

You just got to partake in jolly cooperation. It's encouraged in the game.
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>>335650904
I think it did about 300 damage, plus another 100 if she stuck around in the pool it left. There's no way I could've ever finished the fight without it. Also, if you throw two orbs at Sulyvahn when he starts making his clone, it'll damage both him and the clone, often killing it before it even gets a chance to fight.
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>>335637849

Frankly, I found Champion Gundyr way more difficult.
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>>335646538
>>335650689
Good job anon, no sarcasm
which ring comb?
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>>335653437
>Lloyd's sword ring
>Havel's ring
>Witch's ring
>Deep ring
I don't know if the Lloyd's Ring bonus applies to pyromancy, but I felt like it did so I kept it. Havel's let me use stronger armor so I didn't get 1-shot by literally everything, the witch's ring boosted my pyromancy damage by 10%, and the Deep Ring is required to wield Chaos Orb since it needs 2 attunement slots.
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>"master race" cries how games are casualized because of consoles
>game is released
>it is harder than most games
>muh i-i-i-it is impossible

poetic
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>>335639223
People always have trouble with different bosses depending on their play style and stats/equips.
Aldrich was one of my few first tries, but sulyvahn took a lot longer to beat because of the stupid phantom.
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pontiff rekt with the great axe, (slow weapon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8rsRxA2-To

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJmTGDsAqz0

you just need to learn the attack patters man
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>>335655540

>Parries

Anon everyone knows that he can be parried
Having a slow, heavy weapon do the Riposte doesn't really matter, neither does hitting during points in the fight where he stands perfectly still and powers up/makes a clone
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PONTIFF NEEDS CUMMIES.
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