Oh shit nigger, you're Lolisniffer, a skeleton working for the supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're fighting some a rival villain. What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
http://www.mediafire.com/download/l6me1s0k9ljbosd/Villain_2.zip
>>335333719
PUNCH FIST WITH FACE
>>335333803
kerplonk
>>335333719
Punch self in face
>>335333959
Call her flatty flat super flat washboard
>>335333959
Demean her value as a woman
>>335334012
Anger slowly rising
>>335334169
Tell her she'sflatter than Knee-chan .
>>335334169
you're flatter than your sister
>>335334169
Your face is rounder than usual
>>335334169
Compare her flatness to various hilarioud things
Can you rightly take this shit back to your containment board.
You already fucked /tg/
>>335334237
"Don't ask how I know that though"
>>335334437
Now that shes distracted. Punch her in the face
>>335334437
Ask how he knows
>>335334437
Meanwhile, Simon is getting pinned
>>335334559
1...2...
>>335334697
Thingken of JoJo
>>335334697
2 and a half...
>>335334697
Lolisniffer is inspired and pins his opponent
>>335334697
THINK OF YOUR WAIFUS
>>335334768
And he got the shoulder up in time! Waifus have given Simon strength
>>335334948
simon punches batguy so hard his skin comes off of his bones
>>335334948
"This is the eighth time this bullshit has happened," muses Bat Guy
>>335335012
"How many times is this guy gonna kick out at 2 anyway" Bat Guy wonders to himself
>>335334948
simon puts on a silly hat
>>335334948
use that!
>>335335110
simon drills him into the arena
>>335335110
KF's hand bursts through the ground and pulls Texas into the sewers
>>335335110
Give bat guy a load of this
>>335335340
meanwhiiiiiiiiiile
>>335335340
Bat Guy suplexes the drill.
>>335335340
Smoke weed with me
>>335335416
And thus Simon is DQ'd and Bat Guy retains his championship.
>>335335609
Simon goes to DQ to bitch about getting DQ'dRockyRoad is there for obvious reasons.
>>335335609
steal thee belt you are a bad guy any ways! USE THE LADDER
>>335335609
Simon reverts to his weeb mode
>>335335609
training montage for the next match
>>335335991
speak weebshit to taunt him
>>335335991
Cut back to lolisniffer
>>335335991
BOOOOOOOO
you take the belt and down goes bat giy
>>335336079
"Brother, you're so not kawaii" Simon taunted
>>335336219
Bat Guy kicks his shit in
>>335336219
GIANT SWIIIIIING
>>335336219
finish him
>>335336219
Teleport behind him and knock him out with the ladder.
>>335336634
SO LONG GAY AUSSIE
>>335336634
so long gay bowser
>>335336634
Release
>>335336883
He goes through the moon, now leaving it donut looking
>>335336883
victory pose
>>335336883
he lands in Jupiter never to be seen again
>>335337152
Skullkamania triumphs once again
>>335337403
his last will was to send a comet bat at simon
>>335337403
let's see how our leader lolisniffer holding up
>>335337615
it rips simon's skeleton out of his skin
>>335337615
reflect
>>335337615
Rider kick it back
>>335337615
Comet punches itself in face, deflecting it.
>>335337659
Simon doesn't know Reflect!
>>335337791
SHI-
>>335337791
Drill into the earth to avoid collision from above.
>>335337791
but his weaboo memorized final fantasy
>>335337665
>>335337791
With added power of friendship monologue
>>335337791
welp
>>335337791
Have a short conversation about how the use of violence demeans alternative options of peace and whilst he's distracted kick him in the dick
>>335337889
Simon then starts a spiel about how his friendship with the other skeletons gives him powers to kick back the meteor bat and whatnot
>>335338105
lag
>>335338105
KF and Texas bond over projectile-based weaponry
>>335338105
did it work
>>335338105
the fire burns your skin away
>>335338105
the meteor explodes
>>335338105
It flies back and throws batman further, now he's gone and stays gone.
>>335338105
fug ruins it
>>335338237
"But weebshit sux tho"
This sudden interruption disrupted the Friendship power and caused the Meteor Bat to crash into Simon
>>335338356
Fug is pleased.
And punches himself.
>>335338356
Simons a skellie again.
We cut away from him attempting to strangle Fug to Texas.
>>335338356
Simon dies
>>335338356
Bam
you are undead again
>>335338356
skeleton simon
>>335338428
And became a skeleton again, again. As he strangles Fug in a rage, we turn our attention to Texas. Whose opponent, the Kangaroo Fornicator, was knocked underground into the sewers by collapsing skyscrapers in the last thread. So now Texas is standing around pretending to look important while not actually doing anything.
>>335338663
eat a burger
>>335338663
Face punch.
>>335338663
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
>>335338793
FACE PUNCH AGAIN, SO HARD HE EXPLODES
>>335338793
I guess the skellies regroup and watch how Lolisniffer's fights going
>>335338793
Aussie shitposter teams with KF
>>335338793
Kangaroo Fornicator rises from the ground in form 2.
>>335338793
Do a funny dance
>>335338793
pew pew
>>335338793
lets go to lolisniffer instead
>>335338828
"The fuck was that explosion"
>>335339037
Flatty mc flat flat challenges LS to a children's card game
>>335339037
Make love to me <3
>>335339037
Lolisniffer counters
>>335339037
Gut punch
>>335339037
Lovingly bite his ear.
>>335339158
>his
nigga we went over this
>>335339078
"wait wat"
>>335339194
go along with it
>>335339194
PLAY EXODIA
>>335339194
throw down your pokemon card deck and yell "lets go fucker i got shiny charizard"
>>335339194
use mental retardation on him
>>335339194
Rattle your bones.
>>335339527
Bingo
>>335339527
PUT A TRAP CARD ON THE DECK
>>335339527
Use polymerization on that monster card and the red one
>>335339527
Place lolisniffer face down in defense position.
>>335339527
I choose yellow!
>>335339527
pull a 5
>>335339573
"But that's not how this works!"
"Fuck you bitch this is totally how this works"
>>335339864
Activate your trap card
>>335339864
KING ME
>>335339864
Ask why you were separated from jojo while steam rolling her
>>335339864
End your turn by rolling a D20.
>>335339864
SINK HIS BATTLESHIP
>>335339898
"Well you see, it's because..."
FLAAAASSHBAAACK
>>335340024
Shadowboss dad cucked Rainbowman
>>335340024
Give an elaborate story that involves explosions, face punching, and cucks.
Minimum of 5 paragraphs.
>>335340024
You play as shadowboss Jr. In a dress.
>>335340039
"Alright. Time tell to finally tell you the truth now that you've grown to the mature age of 3. You're actually the illegitimate child I had with Rainbow Wife. To stop my wife from murdering me, I must now hide you from the rest of the family while secretly supporting you through Villain School. Also you're a girl, but I'm sure that part's not important"
>>335340297
Ruh roh
Rainbowman heard all that
>>335340297
Quick while she's flashing back, play pot of greed!
>>335340297
Cue the various years of bullying and torment Shadowsis endured at Villain School
As to be expected of a place called "Villain School"
>>335340297
Ask about sis
>>335340297
FIVE
PARAGRAPHS
MINIMUMplz
>>335340297
>tfw I'm 100% sure I've seen this exact post before
[screaming]
>>335340297
Question life
Immolate dad to the waifu goddess
>>335340481
*for the waifu godess
YES GOOD ROLL
>>335340368
"AHAHA! NERD!"
"YEAH WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT"
"We still hitting the showers after this right....just askin with no ulterior motives"
>>335340562
back to the present
Rainbowman remembers the day his wife left him
>>335340562
The main bully is none other than Rainbow Kid, who has no idea that he's bullying his half-sister! What a shock.
>>335340562
Kill.
Them.
ALL.
>>335340562
Nerd rage, shoot up the villain school.
>>335340562
>>335340589
"I'm sorry Rainbowman, it's not me, it's you. I'm leaving. Now, totally unsuspicious Taxi Driver, take me far away from here"
>>335340885
*scene censored in respect for those who died in tragic villain school shooting*
>>335340885
Think about jojo. Cry
>>335340975
Rainbowman makes a cup of tea
>>335340975
F A C E P U N C H
A A
C C
E E
P P
U U
N N
C C
H H
>>335341049
"Yes..maybe some tea would help to relieve the pain"
>>335341142
Look at family photo
>>335341142
THE TEA EXPLODES!!!!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>335341142
Look at family photo and wonder where things went wrong
>>335341142
>>335341180
>>335341195
>>335341207
Subtly put poison in tea
Drink and lose will to live
>>335341207
"Where did things go so wrong?"
>>335341306
contemplate existence.
>>335341306
PUT POISON/BLEACH IN TEA
DRINK IT
>>335341306
All of the kids are black
>>335341306
Ask magic 8-ball if she's ever coming back.
>>335341306
Sit at the coffee table and wait for the cold embrace of death.
"Not today, Rainbowman. Not today." says Death
>>335341306
The picture is empty
>>335341343
>mfw I got dubs
those 34's don't lie
Rainbowman will drink the bleach
>>335341663
Rainbowman uppercuts death
>>335341663
rainbowman weeps
>>335341663
Meanwhile, having defeated both of the heroes, Texas and Simon join up with Lolisniffer to fight Shadowsis
>>335341663
What a tragic life.
But enough of that, it's time for the final battle. Shadowsis v Lolisniffer
>>335341663
Commit suicide to summon death, then challenge him to a children's card game.
ya'know, just to hang out because you're lonely.
>>335341709
"It doesn't count if you stay over there just cheering"
"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF A TEAM"
"YEAH!"
>>335341972
In a dramatic turn of events, Fall in love with shadowsis
Surrender
>>335341972
GIVE HER THE BONER!
>>335342019
kek
>>335341972
Summon all your attack cards in one turn!
>>335342030
>>335342019
FORBODEN LOVE
O
R
B
O
D
E
N
>>335342280
Shadowsis rejects you
>>335342280
lol joke
suplex
>>335342280
Shadowsis is spoken for
She bodyslams Lolisniffer
>>335342280
YO THAT SKELETON AIN'T EVEN GOT LIPS
AND SHIEEET THAT GIRL AINT EVEN GOT A MOUTH
>>335342280
Back to battling.
But you won't regret not expressing your feelings.
>>335342309
"In hindsight, should have seen that coming. Time to never love anything ever again"
>>335342487
Jigaboo jiggaboo where are you?out in the wood pile watching you
>>335342487
Don't fight back
True love
>>335342487
tfw no gf
>>335342487
Love hurts
>>335342518
"Why are you in the wood pile anyway?"
"I'm bored and desperate for companionship...O ih mean...none of yous bizness white boi"
>>335342693
at least Lolisniffer's femskelly wives(?) loves him right?
>>335342693
KKK shows up
>>335342693
Back to shadowsis
She suddenly has the ability to shoot lasers from her eyes
>>335342693
Lolisniffer gets too depressed to fight
Texas and Simon start fighting in his stead
>>335342693
Lolisniffer wins shadowsis's heart with a 80s montage
>>335342758
rainbow lasers?
>>335342693
lollisniffer gets over his new found love and smashes her with new found hate
>>335342784
Well yes, because rainbow=light, right?
Also this
>>335342771
>>335342758
Which is actually not rainbowcolored in a shocking twist.
Because having them be so would take too long to color.
This adventure is brought to you by a lazy faggot
>>335342970
This while lolisniffer is dodging lasers
>>335342771
>>335342970
Shadowsis goes on a long tirade about her sister and father dying while you dodge her lasers
>>335342970
use a mirror to counter laser
>>335342970
beat her up, pull her pig tails
>>335342970
It's actually a lovebeamit's rainbow colored
>>335343056
"How the hell is he doing that in real time"
"And where is this music coming from?"
"My guess is the huge boombox he's holding over his head"
"And where did that came from?"
"Same place he pulled the 80s screen transitioning effects from"
>>335343276
It doesn't work
>>335343276
and they all lived happily ever after
>>335343276
Shadowsis gets angry as Lolisniffer fails to take the fight seriously
"Nigga got her father killed SHIEEEET"
>>335343276
it works as a distraction, at least
>>335343276
rejected again
>>335343276
Shadowsis has a mental breakdown and starts crying, falling into your arms
you comfort her in with a hug
>>335343357
"Oh but I'm totally being seriously serious. Seriously."
>>335343581
Meanwhile a mysterious figure lurks from afar...
>>335343581
Shadowsis has a mental breakdown and starts crying, falling into your arms
you comfort her in with a hug
>>335343581
attack her emotional weaknesses
>>335343581
Shadowsis breaks his heartliterally
>>335343581
Shadowsis punches him in the gut
>>335343581
tell her the juice did this and beat her up
>>335343617
Oops:
She realizes the nature of the surreal reality, and that she is subject to uncontrollable forces, and therefore snaps.
>>335343649
Time to channel all that love into hate instead
>>335343839
Produce a Big Fucking GUN out of your pocket
>>335343839
Shadowsis retaliates with a series of rapid punches to Lolisniffer's stomach
>>335343839
suplex of thousands of young sweatshop workers
>>335344091
She finishes off with Rainbow Punch
>>335344291
she feels the pain of being overworked for minimal wage
>>335344291
Both of you punch eachother with 100% power at the same time, triggering a freeze frame right when both of your fits collide with eachother's faces
>>335344380
*fists
>>335344329
"Which is weird, since I'm a skeleton. So I don't even have internal organs...Unless she means my human heart, one of the last vestiges of when I was still alive."
"Yeah, I found it under your bed, covered by a pile of dirty clothes"
"Oh so that's where it went"
>>335344610
SMASHY SMASHY
>>335344610
Both of you punch eachother with 100% power at the same time, triggering a freeze frame right when both of your fits collide with eachother's faces
OR
She realizes the nature of the surreal reality, and that she is subject to uncontrollable forces, and therefore snaps.
>>335344610
She shoves it in her vagina
>>335344610
oh the heart...
yeah go ahead I don't need it anymore
>>335344610
She puts the box on the ground and smashes it with a stomp
>>335344751
kek
>>335344610
SHE GIVES IT TO YOU AS A SIGN OF HER LOVE
THIS TRIGGERS A TRANSFORMATION THAT TURNS YOU BACK TO HUMAN.... NO, MORE THAN HUMAN
YOU BECOME A 10FT TALL SUPERHUMAN ADONIS IN A SUIT. YOU HAVE NOT FACE, ONLY A MOUTH, AND YOUR SKIN TURNS ANON GREEN
>>335344751
now has truly she captured your heart
>>335344751
Shes gone full yandere muttering about how much she loves us
>>335344751
Commence fighting
>>335344751
It was old and dirty and rotten
Shadowboss Jr. gets sick
>>335344809
welp
>>335344809
HAHa
>>335344751
She uses her bone finger to lock pick the box open.
