This game isREALLYFUCKINGFUN
>>335114482
shhhhhh
>>335114482
Anon you're not supposed to actually play the game, you're just supposed to shitpost.
Andross is such a fucking pain in the ass
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET OUT OF HIS TRACTOR BEAM HAND FUCKING MONKEY ASS FUCK
OP keep quiet
The shitposters will come
>>335116241
Shoot it. Don't give up if you get grabbed, his hand still glows for a short duration during that.
>>335114482
>I'm having f-fun!!!
>I d-don't regret buying a Wii U a-at all!!!
>Shut up!!!
>>335116508
A Wii U is the most legitimate current console purchase you can do.
>>335116492
I guess I need to git gud
Welp I'm on my last life, here goes
>>335116508
>stutter text
>smug anime girls
Please kill yourself immediately
>>335116508
>>335116508
DELETE THIS
>>335116609
I did it woop
Please tell me I'm not the only one to get my ass kicked by Aquarosa
>>335116508
Legitimately play my Wii U more than my PS4. If I wasn't a stupid slut for MGO I wouldn't even have touched the thing in months, whereas my Wii U get's regular use through various games. I'm just glad PS4 will be getting some games sometime this year, if only a few.
>>335117620
Good job man, now do it faster and better.
>>335116590
Do you feel like you fit in yet?
>>335118449
I feel like I have more than one game, that's for sure.
>>335118650
You're really trying hard to fit in there meme spouter
Maybe learn to think for yourself once and a while
>>335114482
Cool. You have about 2 more days until that fun runs out and you never pick the game up ever again because there's no reason to because there's no depth just cannon fodder fun.
Looking forward to my amazon delivery tomorrow.
>>335114482
I can only really afford one and I'm glad I went with Pokken.
>>335118695
>Actually literally mad enough to resort to name-calling
>>335118797
Its a game man, not a college degree. Chill.
>>335118695
Not that anon but since when the fuck was the Wii u more popular? Oh yeah it's not... So... Why would you say that other than you're disgruntled about something?
>>335118797
I don't play games for 25 hours a day
I actually care about completion and high scores
I have friends to replay games with
Think I'll be fine
>>335118695
>>think for yourself
oh the irony.
>>335118923
>>335118954
>>335119026
Nintentoddler defense force.
And they say /v/ isn't Nintendogaf.
The game is shit, you're trying to justify your Wii U purchase.
>>335119086
I have like 20 games, its justified.
Also, i like kids stuff, its sincere and makes me smile and feel human.
>Nintendo are such idiots. They kept trying to do new things with the star fox formula when they should have just given us more of what we want: star fox 64
>Why is nintendo just giving us another star fox 64? Don't they know it's 2016?
>>335119086
Well at least it's a game, something you can't say the other 2 consoles have right now
>>335119086
>He's still this mad
>He's still speaking 90% in memes
>>335119479
I'm speaking in memes?
This faggot is the one who keeps screaming no gaems so he can feel like he fits in.
>>335119440
>>335119086
Nice job resorting to name-calling again when you're cornered, it's like you're angry or something, don't be :^)
>>335119086
>being this mad about people enjoying a fucking game
Go play something pham.
>>335119750
It's a shit game that people only defend because it's mad by nintendo.
>>335119560
>Literally pointing fingers
>>335119560
>nintoddlers
>nintendogaf
Good memes, stop buryig yourself deeper, a smidge of humility would do you well
>>335119750
He can't he only has a PS4
>>335118939
A boring game with 1-Dimensional cereal box characters and chock full of nostalgia. That's all Nintendo is. A nostalgia powerhouse.
Tell me about your impressions and experience on the controls
>>335119251
The fact that the anti-nintendo drones are so blatantly ignoring this post speaks volumes
>>335119802
>Mad by Nintendo
Just like you
>>335119828
I can hear the life points depleting in my mind
>>335119902
Yeah man Splatoon and Pokken sure make me feel n o s t a l g i c
>>335119560
The only console-exclusive game i'm interested in is Forza. Nogaems is quite a fair observation when you literally have no games.
>>335119828
>>335119824
>>335119862
>>335120003
What's next, going to defend Federation Force?
You faggots willingly eat up whatever Nintendo shits on your plate.
>>335120090
Federation Force deserves all the hate it gets. Star Fox Zero does not.
>ran out of lives twice during my first playthrough, and took about 4 hours
Fuck, I feel like a casual.
Anyway, I definitely enjoyed it. Controls took a bit to get used to, but it didn't take too long. And parts of the games are just plain fun.
>mfw Sector Omega
>>335120090
>Nintendo delivers exactly what star fox fans have been asking for for fucking YEARS
>Anti-nintendo drones immediately try to spread the narrative that nobody wants this kind of game
The anti-nintendo bias is fucking real.
I miss when this was nintendogaf.
>>335120143
Star Fox Zero deserves every bit of hate it gets.
It single handedly shows how Nintendo thinks it has to rely on gimmicks to make games.
>>335120090
I'm pretty sure the only people who are mad about federation force are nintendo fans. For Sonyggers, etc, it's a godsend because they can shitpost about it and it'll actually be true.
>>335116590
I own a PS4 and a Wii U. No it's not.
>>335120207
>Calling a control scheme a gimmick
Things that make you discard what an idiot has to say: the post
>>335120207
Yep Smash, Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, SM3DW, MK8, and Fire Emblem are all 100% gimmicks
why are you still here
>>335120273
Timestamp and proof or I know ya'lls just shitposting
>>335120223
>waaaaaaahh stop name calling
>but it's okay when i do it
>>335114482
How do I get good?
I haven't gotten close to a single gold
>>335120273
I own a PC and a Wii U. Yes it is.
>>335120325
But anon, don't you see? To neo /v/ gameplay IS gimmicks.
>>335120029
Splatoon is fucking boring after a few matches. The multiplayer sucks too, you can't even shoot your opponent, instead you have to shoot fucking balloons, and see who can shoot the most. Typical Nintendo. What's the point of single-player? There's not much to hang onto story-wise and it just the same old 3 hit bosses. Tired of the typical Nintendo formula. I've played these games so many times before.
>all these anti-Nintendo shills gettin' mad at people enjoying video games
>>335120348
Timestamp is filename.
Just took the picture.
>>335120371
>calls people names
>cries when they do it back to him
>>335120371
>Literally mad enough to be making baby noises
How autistic do you need to be to be upset that people are enjoying a video game you don't have? Literally the Fox and the Grapes right now.
I'm having so much fun to anon
Don't listen to these haters!
Post more positive things plz :)
>>335120518
>I can't edit a filename.jpg
>>335118996
>I have a job and a life
FAGGIT
>>335120518
Aight now show me all your games and then you may proceed to shitpost
It looked fun, it looks like 64 but upgraded.
I knew it would have bad reviews anyway, unless it was a massive departure from what Star Fox is and always has been.
The only thing that puts me off is the control scheme.
>>335120692
>60 dollar price tag (80 in beaverland)
>3 hours to get 100%
T-thanks Nintendo!
>>335120513
This site is like a spa, but for getting angry.
>>335120156
How many times you need to re-calibrate?
>>335120428
You dont have to play them.
>>335120790
Why do you keep posting this
>>335120090
The others explained themselves well so I'll just add you really really need to just stop when you know you're wrong anon
So do you guys play with motion always on or only when you shoot? I prefer the latter.
>>335120518
>Timestamp is filename
I know you're shitposting, but I don't think you know how this works.
>>335120090
Yep, im planning on buying that too.
>>335114482
Stop enjoying things.
>>335121018
see
>>335120759
>>335120719
The control scheme can be mastered in an hour. Hell, the first dog fight is literally a casual filter to make sure you have the controls down. They're nowhere near as bad as they're being painted as
>>335120921
He needs game jounalism to validate his opinions.
>>335120790
I find the hour campaign as a selling point since it seems more like the original with high replay value
Seriously why do people keep spouting this meme
However since day one I've expected a bad game, the 7/10 was far above what I was expecting and as a fan of the series I'm sure I'll appreciate the game a bit more for what it is, even if that's not what is considered good anymore
>>335120874
I don't remember having to recalibrate once. The gyro controls worked fine for me, though it does take some time to get the hang of it.
Honestly, my biggest criticism of the game is that there's no radar in all-range mode, so I had difficultly knowing where the enemies were, especially when fighting Star Wolf.
>>335121178
>it's okay when a nintendo game is an hour long
>but when it's a sony game that means its bad
/v/ logic
>>335120090
Not any of the people quoted. But I'm going to at least pirate the game and give it a shot.
I don't think it's fair to hate on a game until you've actually played it, outside of actual shovelware like Ninjabread Man.
Could surprise me with something interesting.
>>335121248
>but Sony
>>335121248
Lol what, who mentioned Sony?
I guess you're just salty about something in the past and you fell for it
They call that a fallacy as much of a prick it makes me sound like,
Stop reiterating memes
>>335121323
IT'S OK
>>335121224
Yeah, i have seen that criticism in some reviews. Gyro was what worried me, but watching gameplay videos i can tell people hardly needs to re-calibrate. I´m getting it next week.
>>335121224
>Honestly, my biggest criticism of the game is that there's no radar in all-range mode, so I had difficultly knowing where the enemies were, especially when fighting Star Wolf.
Hit ZL
>>335118875
dead game. rock paper scissors simulator
Remember when reporting shitposting did something?
>all these faggots "looking forward to their amazon order
>not just walking into walmart and buying it immediately
>>335120518
>the wii u, ps3 controller and ps4 are covered in dust
fuck me, shitposters never play anything
So, people who has actually played the game, would you say that the Giantbomb review was wrong and that the complaint about controls being bad was wrong as well?
>>335121561
>>shopping at walmart
Im not in poverty, so i dont shop at walmart. Also, theres more to life than games, so i can wait.
>>335121471
Maybe it's because this was my first run, but I was getting disoriented every time I used ZL to lock on to someone. Plus I kept running into objects that I didn't see coming.As a result, I couldn't shoot Wolf down in time to stop him from shooting down Peppy and having to go to Titania.
>>335121656
Hour to master.
Nintendolife stated you don't need the Amiibos to unlock the Black and Retro Arwings. Is this true?
>>335114482Fun
I don't think that word is allowed here.
I'm looking forward to it getting delivered tomorrow. Holy shit the Wii U's had a good generation. Shame about the sales.
>>335117808
>ps4
>games
Agree about the Wii U, same deal with me, except I don't play mgo, my ps4 sits in the corner collecting dust with it's xbone best friend.
It's been a dusty 3 years.
>>335120001
>>335119251
>>335119560
>deflects nogaems with bullshit
>provides no evidence of games on either other console
You have to be 18 years old or older to post on this Mongolian basket weaving forum.
>>335119251
Sums up the Giant Bomb review pretty well.
So can you actually move the voices to the TV or is there really no option for that?
>>335118797
I've played Star Fox more times than I can count. I have at LEAST 400 hours on 64 over the past 19 years, at a guess. I played Assault through a few times, and completed Adventures and CM once and twice respectively. I'm pretty sure I can stretch Zero out for a solid 300 hours over the course of my life.
>>335123262
>I don't play MGO
Few live who do, Anon.
PS4's getting Last Guardian and Gravity Rush 2 though. I think there was something else I was looking forward to, but can't remember, which I guess is a testament to how shitty it's library is in and of itself.
>>335120518
You could at least dust your shit even if you're not using it anon
>>335119086
My WiiU has over 22 games exclusive to it, all of which were fun enough to be worth the money I paid for them, most of which were fantastic games. My PS4 has 7 games, four of which are not exclusives.
>>335123618
Ok so I own a ps4 and I'm happy to get games for it, but I still firmly believe the last guardian is vapourware and I haven't played the first gravity rush, but maybe I'll get around to it eventually.
Unfortunately for me, it seems like it'll be a sony-less year. Unless Destiny releases some decent content. I'm a sucker for that.
>>335114482
It is fun.
For 3 hours
>>335124137
I'm 2 hours in. Haven't replayed a planet, haven't gotten almost any medals, did the training a bit for the walker, the completion listing doesn't even show half the planets unlocked. Safe to say I've got more than 3 hours ahead of me.64 can be 100% in under an hour and a half. I've played it for months of my life over the past 19 years.
>>335124427
so you're shit at the game
>>335124745
If you say so. How would it be that I'm shit if I didn't replay any planets, no deaths or otherwise?
>>335124745
You don't finish every game you play in under 3 hours? You're shit
>>335119251
Miyamoto's problem is he loves telling the same story to infinity. The story of Star Fox for the SNES did not need to be told four times even if Command was pure ass.
>>335114482
This game is the Wii U's The Order 1886. The difference is everyone said The Order 1886 was worth a rental and nowhere near worth the asking price, meanwhile the NDF are desperately trying to push the notion they're happy with a 3 hour long rail shooter with zero fucking variation as, "highly replayable".
>>335125227
It's fucks like you who would bitch about Star Fox on the SNES and Star Fox 64.
Cuck off, bitch.
>>335125317
It isn't the 90s anymore. You can't charge full price for 3 hour long games and expect to be praised.
>>335125227
I love jeopardy
What is Star Fox for $500 please
>>335125317
At least Starfox 64 came with a Rumble Pack.
>>335125421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRpq7o1mKXY&ab_channel=GamingSoundFX
>>335125391
>Retards still spouting the "3 hour" bullshit
Why is it so fucking hard to realize that there are other genres other than FPS shooters and shit? In the case of games like Star Fox, what matters is not the length but rather replayability.
>>335125695
but the rewards for replaying are shit, and high scores without online leaderboards is shit in 2016
>>335125695
Replayability. All the enemy placements are the same.
For 60$.
In 2016.
>>335125180
More like he doesn't think we need the story to be mixed up or changed. It's just a tool for gameplay to him.
>>335123532
Nope. You can plug headphones though.
>>335125227
>with zero fucking variation
Yo, bro, no. That's literally wrong no matter how you meant it.
>>335125890
>Alternate routes leading to different levels and new bosses
>Lylat Wars was literally an hour long but still saw countless of hours of play for a majority of people and made Star Fox more popular than ever before
Not sure what the current year has to do with any of this.
Looking forward to picking it up tomorrow.
Star Fox, we are in your debt.
just did co op with a bro, what a fucking blast. felt like an arcade game shooting things and not having control over the ship's steering.
>>335126096
It has co-op?!
>>335125890
Oh look, someone got the price wrong again
Looks like yalls arguments are real legitimate when you don't even do any research, it's as if you see posts on /v/ and strictly repost based around d that
>>335126014
You're right, I guess Nintenyearolds haven't changed their standards in over two decades. No wonder Nintendo keeps getting away with this shit. What's next, there's a golden tanooki Arwing with autopilot?
![[can't understand intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yYpAWbc.jpg "[can't understand intensifies].jpg")
>>335126176
This.
I wasn't aware there was co-op.
>>335120325
>SM3DW
the amount of gimmicks in SM3DW is hilarious, it's almost as bad as Galaxy.
>>335126217
At least we didn't need to drop our standards to the point where there's no games at all on the console.
How many times through bloodborne are you now?
>>335126176
>>335126303
one flies, the other shoots. you even get to deploy as a little droid that hacks into shit.
>>335126217
If it was in, it wouldn't count the level as completed, or keep any record of it. It would just be so little kids can experience more of the game. But hey, that totally negatively affects the game somehow...
Modern Nintendo faggots are weird. They think the only reason you could possibly enjoy their older titles more than their newer ones is because of nostalgia.
>console war faggotry over a star fox game
>>335126389
I need to make a call.
I need my wingman.
>>335126350
I don't know, I don't own a playstation.
>BUT BUT BUT SONY
Someone give me 3 reasons to buy this over Star Fox 64
>>335126545
>memegenerator
>iphone
guess nintendo fans are children after all
>>335120995
Andross NEEDS Always On.
Only on when firing will fuck you super hard.
>>335126680
>first I was a Sonygger
>now I'm a nintendrone
>>335126680
You do realize that the guy you replied to is the guy that are calling others here Nintenyearolds?
But I guess retards like you and him are children after all, or mentally challenged.
>>335126784
>image.gif
>is a still picture
F
>>335127006
lol
>another all range mode level
They weren't fun before, and they're REALLY not fun nowm
Is Andross meant to be a joke boss or something? Some attacks are literally impossible to dodge or prevent. Even Smart Bombs don't prevent the attack that sucks you in. You just have to take it.
Also what is the game trying to say when he's dazed? I thought it meant you could go inside him and deactivate him. Top kek nope, guess again player xdd
Poor show Platinum. 4/10 you tried your best but you can't design bosses to save your life.
>>335127006
JUST
>>335127658
Speaking of, did anyone else do a uturn during the ending chase? Did I luck upon that, or is it mandatory? Cause I did it and felt kinda cool. Which was nice because the rest of the game made me pretty frustrated.
So is it really 3 hours long to 100% or just shitposting?
>>335126565
better graphix and framerate (most of the time)
it's new
it's the only wii u game worth playing between now and FE# in June
That's really it. All they had to do was make SW Rogue Squadron but with Arwings and Landmasters without forced gimmicks and they fucked it up.
>Star Fox Zero
>Fun
>All-Ranged Mode missions
>Especially with the landmaster
The fact they had to give the landmaster an upgrade to make it a shittier Arwing is telling.
Why not just make a game that's JUST the Arwing? I legit have the most fun with those whereas the Landmaster is complete ass in All Ranged and the Gyrowing is inoffensive at best, dull at worst.
Even the Chicken needs work. Does Nintendo really want to prove Assault's formula works? Or is it just Miyamoto being the senile shithead he's become?
>>335127658
I had some trouble with him too, but it's really a case of git gud
When he sucks you in with his hand just target the flashy center with the gamepad and blast away with your lasers
When he gets dizzy, you gotta go behind him and blast the giant red thing. You'll have to do it a few times. Basically roll around like a motherfucker and keep shooting.
>>335127845
I had low health and no lives when I got to that part, it was intense as fuck. I just kept boosting out of panic. Will try a u-turn next time.
>>335125227
The Wii U it's its own The Order 1886
>>335128654
The Landmaster can be really fun when its used in missions that are designed correctly for it. The train chase in 64 is a perfect example. I don't know why they insist on giving it all ranged moded though.
The Gyrowing can go fuck itself.
just remake Star Fox 2 you fucking retards
>>335127006
Iwata is rolling in his grave
>>335128654
>Or is it just Miyamoto being the senile shithead he's become?
pretty much.
Why are there 18+ old people talking about some children's furry game on this adult oriented website?
>>335128087
Why did Factor 5 have to die? They could have saved Star Fox.
>>335129084Star Fox Command
>>335129110
le video games is 4 kids may may
>>335128654
They think people liked Star Fox 64's missions that didn't involve the Arwing when they were most of the time the worst part of the game.
>>335114482
i liked Wonderful 101 would i like this?
>>335129093
Because he pressed Z (or R) twice.
HOW TO MAKE A GOOD STARFOX GAME
>GIVE SAKURAI/TREASURE MONEY TO MAKE A NEW KID ICARUS/SIN AND PUNISHMENT
>CALL IT STAR FOX
>>335114482
Nigga, fun is just a buzzword to /v/irgins
>>335129203
They're nothing alike
So yes
![[EG]Mobile_Suit_Gundam_Movie_I_(Triple-Audio)_[13ECA045].mkv_snapshot_01.34.37_[2016.04.10_15.48.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TDtLdRM.jpg "[EG]Mobile_Suit_Gundam_Movie_I_(Triple-Audio)_[13ECA045].mkv_snapshot_01.34.37_[2016.04.10_15.48.21].jpg")
>>335120759
Nintoddler status: #TyrannosaurusRekt
>>335128861
>>335127845
The u turn is optional, but you need to do it to get the medal for accomplishing the mission. They don't really let you know you can do it because it's technically on rails, but the weakpoint is shown long enough to tell you.
>>335129374
But Kid Icarus Uprising had awful controls. Sakurai literally put in a piece of plastic to help hold the system because it's that bad.
>>335129594
It really should have stayed as a Wii game or have moved onto the Wii U.
>>335129594
Worked for me :^)Seriously, I didn't have a single problem with it. I didn't even take the stand out of the box
>>335121492
This. I can't understand the "Pokken is a deep fighting game" meme when it boils down to getting rock-paper-scissors right.
>>335124745
>y.y.youy GET GUD OK WHO CARES YOUTUBE IS RIGHT
shh kid, it's bad for you to be so mad
>>335127006
THIS ONE'S FOR THE FIGHTERS
>>335129594
why was the circle pad pro implementation sooo baaaad
>>335121561
50$ vs 60 $
I saved money buying from amazon you dumbass
>>335120759
Where is Dark Souls 3?
>>335129839
the only one mad here is you, or your caps lock button broke for a moment
I played it today for a bit more than 3 hours, i think im o the last or very close to last mission. I don't understand the complains about motion controls, they are just fine (i look at the gamepad 3/4 of time), haven't tried Guard yet, but I think it will take about 10 hours to 100% the main game.
Any footage of the real final boss?
Amazing 3-4 hours of playthrough is always better than 10h of "okay with good moments" game.
>>335119902
And Im perfectly fine with it, because they still make GOOD games regardless.
>>335116590
XOne is great desu, there's a great selection of X360 and indies right now.
