You, you. Put your pickle-pee in my pump-a-rum!
>>335103076
Another nana disappeared.
So step inside the cage and become nana's shade.
she has a cute voice i gotta admit
![tumblr_o5wb70pVRK1qjyh1go1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M06XB6v.jpg "tumblr_o5wb70pVRK1qjyh1go1_1280[1].jpg")
>>335103978
>the same image twice
????
>>335103978
I want to fuck that bird.
>>335103076
Never understood this shit
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum.’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land.
The old King of Dorchester,
He had a little orchestra,
And never did you hear such a ceremonial band.
‘Pah-pa-rah,’ said the trumpet,
‘Zoomba-zoom,’ said the bass,
‘Pickle-pee,’ said the fife,
‘Pump-a-rum,’ said the drum,
‘Tootle-too,’ said the flute,
‘Deed-a-reedle,’ said the fiddle,
For the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land,
Oh! the fiddles and the flutes were the finest in the land!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
I gave her the Siegbrau I got from helping that onion dude in the undead settlement, she gave me the sunbro chest armor in return
>>335104618
It means that the area unlock items for the DLC will be a fife and a drum
Big bird from DaS will take you to the DLC areas
>>335104493
It's a mechanic that's been around since Demon's Souls. You find a talking crow, drop an item and if they approve it, you'll find a new item in it's place the next time you visit them.
>>335104909
I gave her the pickle pee in her plumpy rump and pumped it full of cum
>>335103921
Another grandson carries a cage.HE EVER HAS HIS CAGE.
heeeee eeeeever haaas his caaaaage
>>335105318
and how do you know which items they will approve of, just drop everything?
>>335105458
and nana's never coming back.
>>335105578
know a lot of old nursery rhymes/stories
>>335105578
More or less. They tend to be consumables and only the one will be accepted. I can't remember if Demon's or DS1 did it but in DS2 and DS3, the crow will tell you if it's shit and you can pick it up again.
>>335103921
>>335105458
>>335105467
>>335105708
Fuck this cryptic bullshit. I spent so long trying to get in a cage that one of those big fuckers carried around, to no avail.
But I ain't looking anything up so fuck whatever happens.
>>335106325
The one near him you can get inside before killing tree man to join mound covenant
why are all the birds invisible
>>335106481
o
I killed Tree Nutsack first
>>335106481
And if you don't you have to do Sirris's which is the most bullshit questline in the game that 100% requires a guide.
>>335105578
There are lists online, but in 2 and 3 the crows tell you if they item you dropped is no good. It's just some flavor, and a way to get some good items. In 3 you can get Solaire's set by dropping fairly common items.
>>335103978
Is there porn yet?
>>335103978
>loli style
Discarded immediately. Why is it always loli girls with you guys? Like I'm not even joking, why couldn't you have made her an adult?
>>335106854
because she sounds loli
>>335106854
gee, maybe the voice, you dense fuck
>>335106886
No she sounds like a fucking crow person.
>>335106854
Why do you assume she isn't an adult? Harpies are typically small and flat.
>>335106948
No, she sounds like a half crow half human person. I'm a 26 year old male and can imitate her voice pretty perfectly.
>her voice is high pitched, she must be a loli!
Yeah, fuck you guys.
>>335106854
Because she isn't a harpy, duh. They are the phat assed adults.
>>335106958
No, she sounds like a 12 year old English boy.
I'm scared. What's going to happen.
>>335103978I'd pump her rum
>>335107115
>her
>>335107048
>I'm a 26 year old male and can imitate her voice pretty perfectly.
Cool story, sissy fag.
>>335107048
Draw your own weirdo crow person porn then, like the rest of us
>>335106854
What would you prefer?
A trap?
I could get behind that.
>>335107096they're actually testicles
>>335106886
>>335106948
>>335107030
>>335107050
>>335107091
>>335107190
>>335107202
>>335107283
I guess I shouldn't have even said anything, I forgot everyone on /v/ likes loli and if you don't you're a normie cuck fag or whatever.
>>335107341
damn right, now git off my vidyer
>>335107308
No really, what's going to happen to her.
>>335107341
IN ALL OF THE FUCKING GAMES
IN A CROWS NEST WITH EGGS
CHIRPING LITTLE CHICKS BEGGING FOR FOOD
TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE A GROWN UP DOESN'T IT
>>335103921
>>335105458
>>335105708
His voice is so satisfying. I listen to that dialogue over and over when I go through on a new character.
A hollow stuffed into a tiny cage with other hollows has no business sounding that sexy.
>>335107341
>He doesn't diddle the kiddles
Of my board normie
>>335107573
Just do it, nothintoobad will happen
>>335107341
You're the one that made an issue of it in the first place.
>>335107341
>I forgot everyone on 4chan likes loli
ftfy
Fuck off, normie.
>>335107731
I hope you find help for your mental disabilities anon.
>>335107341
This is some goodshit bait right here if I do say so myself.
>>335103076
So why don't people who localize games actually get voice actors like this? I might actually listen to the dubs more often.
>>335107669
WHAT DO I SAY
>>335108450
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>335108513
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>335108105
>it's a disability to like what you like
Okay. Sorry you don't know the blessings of loli.
>>335108247
VAs cost money and budgets aren't unlimited
>>335108450
DO ITSUFFOCATION
>>335108450
Don't pussy out now
>>335108627
NO BREATHING
>>335107341
If someone plays call of duty, works 9-5, has a girlfriend, votes and is 100% normal, yet also spanks it to loli porn, is he still considered a normie?
>>335108609
No, being attracted to girls who haven't developed physically/sexually is a disability.
>>335107096
those blueberries look delicious
>>335108768
being a normie is defined by trying to force normalfagdom on others
>>335108768
>voting
>normal
LOL
>>335108609
That's a pretty tumblr mindset
I hope you kill yourself realizing you can never touch little anime girls
>>335108768
YES, JUST BECAUSE HE GETS IT OFF TO WEIRD SHIT DOESN'T CHANGE WHO HE REALLY IS
>>335108627
>>335108663
Well I did it. She sounds a lot more lively now and at the same time lost.
I think I fucked up big time.
>>335103076
Roo-too-too who da fuck are you
>>335108929
oh shit didn't realize i had caps on
>>335108934
Nah, you'll be fine. Or you won't, i haven't actually done it yet.
There's always ng+
>>335108807
Cool opinion, brah. Might wanna get yourself evaluated to figure out why other people's interests trigger you so much. :^)
>>335108609
sauce on the song
>Blind playthrough
>Exploring the undead settlement
>Oh shit, why's that elevator moving up by itself. Better hang back in case it attacks
>It's fucking onionfriend
>Well, new onionfriend, but he may as well be old veggie pal.
>Rad. See you later.
>See him overlooking an area with a huge demon in it
>Get DaS1 Izalith/Siegmeyer questline ptsd
>Oh... He's not being a huge fucking idiot and jumping into the fray. That's a nice change.
>Well, if I don't have to worry about him dying I guess I'll go fight it
>"FUCKING PROTAGONIST, YOU IDIOT. YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR ME."
>He jumps in to save my skin this time
>tfw the roles are reversed and now I'm the huge headstrong idiot, not Siegy.
Wew, that's pretty nuts.
>>335108807
2D fictional girls don't matter.
>>335109049
>know's I'm right
>le triggered xD
Pedofags, everyone
>>335109049
>a manchild that ogles and wishes to fondle little girls
>"Why do you care that I want to molest or rape your daughter/sister/niece?" :^)
A bullet will cure you, you can take one or find someone to administer it for you
>>335108807
no it technically isn't
>>335109126
>getting fucked on by the demon
how?
>>335109204
Nice rebuttal, m8.
>>335109262
You sound upset. Why not ease your own suffering first? :^)
>GIVE SPARKLY ME.
>GIVE TWINKLY ME.
>>335109269
It really is.
>>335109269
technically it is
What kind of fucking retard red phantom fights an aldrich faithful. Fucking moron.
Anyway is there a bigger example of godlike in pvp but shit in pve?
What SL is considered over leveled? I beat old demon king and my level is 57
GET TO THE FUCKING INVISIBLE BIRD GIRL PORN
>>335109360
Well, I mean, it wasnt ACTUALLY a problem gameplay wise. I mean, he saves/helps out the protagonist story wise.
It's a neat spin on things.
I can't remember any other time someone just straight up helps you out in the Souls series save maybe someone giving you items or them allowing you to summon them. That doesn't really put them in actual danger though.
Squidward puts himself in actual danger just to help you out.
Top bro.
Even brews his own booze.
>>335109364
>YOU YOU GIVE US SMOOTH
>YES YOU GIVE US SILKY
>>335109487
The large club is surprisingly effective against shitters
What's going on?!
There are some very different conversations going on in this thread.
>>335109548
Maybe over leveled a tad, but not that much
>>335109392
>>335109413
The average age of consent in the world is 13-14 years of age.
Girls start bleeding at ages as young as 11. Biologically speaking, once a woman begins to bleed they are technically ready for breeding. If, biologically, women bleed at a young age.. one can theorize that it is natural to find women attractive at this age.
In more primitive times when the world didn't have sissy fags like you, we were constantly being barraged by the elements and predators. Survival isn't always guaranteed and it's necessary to spread our seed before death if we planned to survive as a species.
Lo and behold our modern times men and women both live much longer than in our younger days as a species. It is not longer required to breed women at such a young age and thus has become something society has tried to turn men against doing in order to become more cultural and less survivalist.
tl;dr you're panzy ass faggots with a sense of morality that isn't fit for this website, kindly fuck off
sage
>>335109598
>You'll never slay a demon with Siegward, have a few siegbraus, take a powernap and contemplate the intricacies of elevators together
So to save Greirat I need to give Seigmyer his outfit and get him out of the well, then beat the catacombs, then send him out scavenging and seigmyer will save him from dying? Am I allowed to talk to Siegmyer when he's at the brew or will he bugger off when I exaust dialogue with him and make Greirat die?
>>335109126
>>tfw the roles are reversed and now I'm the huge headstrong idiot, not Siegy.
Huh I didn't get that reference, dense me
>>335109813
You faggots are talking about girls 9 to 10 and under, don't try and justify it, you are mentally deficient.
>>335110439
How do you feel? Sharing a website where people you post with daily have interests like this?
Fuck off and stay off for good, faggot.
Take your enlightened and righteous ideals with you.
>>335108450
Join us in the Dark, brother.
>>335108934
You can kill her and she comes back if you decide to pussy out, she tells you this. You also need to touch a summon sign after you beat the final boss so it's not like it will auto happen.
>>335109126
>shoot it with a bow planning to cheese
>onionbro is having none of that shit
>jumps down like a man
>here the call of God and glory to slay this demon with bro
Bringing the crusade down on that thing and chilling out after with a brew was was the most fun I've had in ages.
Is a pryomancy build at SL60 viable? Or at least fun?
>>335111862
Anythings viable anon
As for fun, sure, if you find the right pyromancies
>>335109074
there is no sauce
>>335111862
It's been working fine for me thus far.
>>335109487
Sounds like someone got skullfucked by a red phantom
>>335113575
No shit. We share the same goal, why would he attack me. It makes NO sense.
Anyway is there anything around this fucker, I've died to this piece of shit 7 times now.
>>335114041
please tel me youre joking
>>335114041
Literally git gud those guys are easy as shit
>>335114041
Because fighting and griefing other players is fun
>dying to that mob ever
>>335114041
Here is what I did
>exploring down there, low on estus
>run into this thing
>put up my shield and get ready for a fight
>he zooms the fuck over and goes way too fast
>I nope the fuck out and run straight back to the lift
>he follows me and jumps into the pit under the lift
ezpz beat him on my first try
>>335114116
>>335114127
>>335114178
Maybe it's exhaustion. I can kill those fatty knights without taking a hit, but these fuckers and their infinite attacks.
>>335114476
>I can kill those fatty knights without taking a hit
pfff yeah good job dude
>>335114476
>I've never played a souls game before and think killing slow and weak enemies without getting hit is a feat
I can kill the non-hostile undead in the high wall without taking a hit
>>335114473
What lift? God I'm fucking blind sometimes.
>>335114701
I've played all of them actually, and in the event I haven't what's the purpose of this petty elitism?
>>335114782
The one you just went down to get to that area
>>335114782
ur shit m8
>>335106854
Did you even play the game?
>>335114861
This isn't the first frost knight, this is the one in lothric castle after the two dragons. When the skies all red.
>>335114473
You think he's at the giant's tower but this is the one near the end of the game.
>>335106854
>loli
>breasts
>waist is thinnest part of torso
???
>>335114782
>what's the purpose of this petty elitism?
Ever since Dark Souls became a youtube/streamer/reddit meme for being OMG SO HARD xD HARDEST MOST HARDCORE GAME EVER Le PERPEAR TODIE !! HAHA SO EXZTREME the fanbase has been filled with insufferable children and memers that act as if cheesing shitty AI makes them Neo "the one" tier badass super hero vidya gods, and they look down upon all others that they think are beneath them.
God help you if you ever say "man, that boss gave me some trouble", because every single reply will be "HA, you died to THAT boss!?!?!?! LELELELELE I killed himon my first try using nothing but the W key on my keyboard and a wooden shield, what kind of fagit noob dies to THAT bos?! mayube trygitting gud xDbut seriousy, did u try hitting him and not getting hit? OWNED!"
>>335114985
>>335114965
Oh, well, by that part of the game you should have enough stamina to be able to deal with his attacks.
If not the good old "roll into the attacks" method worked quite well for me
>>335109074
Fucking this
>>335115094
Pretty much, it's pretty cringey seeing people trying to shit on the most asinine of things.
>>335115094
>being this deluded and pretentious
>>335115325
>Deluded and pretentious
Its just an observation as someone that has been a part of souls threads since Demon's Souls first came out
Dark Souls threads were really good for quite some time too before it became a lets player meme
>>335111964
>anythings viable
Yeah except a fucking faith build. God what a fucking shitshow that was.
>get faith to 35
>talisman maxed out
>lightning bolt does less damage than one strike from my lothric knight sword, and is much slower. Oh but of course, I probably have to level INT as well just to have it be as good as a build that only has to level one stat for damage, and is generally faster at attacking. The whole ashen flask thing doesn't help either.
>>335109598
Biorr in Demon's Souls also does this a few times.
>>335115402
No he's not wrong. Demon's threads used to be full of tips and tricks with people helping each other. None of this "get gid ur shit" cancer.
>>335115654
And now that the Souls series is over those times are gone forever.
>>335115813
Well, Dark Souls is over, but I'd be surprised if they didn't make similar games with different settings, like Bloodborne.
>>335115474
You're shitting yourself if you think faith is bad.
Lightning Strike literally does 1k Damage with 60 Faith, and Fucking lightning storm one shots every player i PVP against in Kiln. Not to mention great lightning spear hitting most bosses for 800 damage.
>>335106613
i feel like the quests would be a bit easier to catch if there weren't bonfires every 10 feet and if you you died a lot more often. and then there's some like siegwards/gray rats in the lake at lower anor londo where if you take a wrong turn you fuck it up.
>>335106854
loli =/= children
Just because your body is stunted doesn't mean you should have to pay for it.
Still mentally adult.
And then there's me. Mentally stunted but adult body. Which do you think I would prefer for myself. Huh? Hm?
>>335116086
Maybe years from now, but they're done with Souls-style games.
>>335108807
If you were ever young, which I doubt, you might have been attracted to a young girl also, but you're gay so no. That feeling never actually goes away. It is in our nature to watch for potential mates even prior to the end of puberty in the opposite sex. When the time comes...
There it is. The attraction is not a disability.
What you do with it is the ambiguity. And only good or bad depending on social norms.
Stop being such unlearned plebs. Read a book once in a while. Get gud, essentially.
>>335116613
i wouldnt be surprised if they went back on that
just like "dark souls 2 will have no dlc packs"
>>335116613
DS3 is selling like hotcakes, you're an idiot if you think Bamco's not going to milk this as hard as they can
>>335117053
Are you really gonna pick up a Souls game not made by Miyazaki? Look how well LotF and Dark Souls II turned out.
>inb4 Some DSII fag insists the game isn't shit compared to the rest of the series.
>>335106854
It's not even loli, what are you talking about. It reminded me of Rukia, and that is nowhere Loli
>>335117217
regardless of whether or not "hardcore" fans pick up a game, anything with the Souls name is going to sell like crazy with its current reputation
>>335117381
And then it'll turn into a joke of a series like Assassin's Creed.
So how the fuck do i get there?
>>335105578
It's better now. You don't need to relog after dropping an item.
That was just retarded.
>>335116703
You must tell yourself that every night to soothe your guilty conscience.
>>335117574
exploring.
>>335117574
From the toxic swamp.
>>335117574
Through Profaned Capital.
>>335117217
as long as enough people buy it theyll keep making them
that said i certainly wouldnt buy one without miyazaki at the helm considering how dark souls 2 came out
i think if they were to try again it would be better than 2 at the very least
2 was like a worst case scenario, developed during the turn of a console generation so it had to be on both platforms.
i think that was the root cause of all their problems with that game
>>335117774
From is done with Souls at least, I'm not buying any shit that Souls shit that Bamco spews from their ass that doesn't have either From developing or Miyazaki directing. Especially after Slashy Souls.
>>335118429
Wow that sentence was a fucking trainwreck
>>335118429
didnt bamco have other studios making notdarksouls games?
that one robot souls game a few weeks ago
i heard bamco is behind it
