>one month away
>no hype
>no open beta or other promotions
Is this the least hyped Blizzard release ever? Have you had a chance to play this? Are you going to purchase it?
No. No. No
>>335074627
if it was another genre...
>>335074627
No
Yes
Maybe
Open beta is in 2 weeks
>>335074627
I might get it because I'm really bored and and the beta was alright.
There's an Open Beta coming in like two weeks.
>>335074627
No, but in recent years yes
Yes
No
>it's a thinly veiled shill thread
Fuck off
>>335074627
>Are you going to purchase it?
Hah. This guy.
>>335074627
I'll try the Open Beta.
But paying for mediocre shootan? Kek. I already have TF2
The only thing good came out of Overwatch is the porn. nothing else
>>335074627
Who's that guy in the orange?
>>335074889
I don't see how this isn't the least hyped Blizzard release. Even Reaper of Souls received plenty of fanfare and was touted as the fix to D3's original mistakes.
Legacy of the Void MIGHT come close as an irrelevant release compared to Overwatch too, but it might be a bit unfair to pit a 2nd expansion launch to a new IP.
>>335075049
Agreed
>>335075103
Because blizzard has been around linger than 3 years
Ass controversy is not worth buying this garbage.
>>335074627
Im buying it for console for a casual shooter to play on it. I haven't got any fps games on the ps4
>>335074627
no, yes, yes
>>335075275
>shooters on console
>>335074627
>the least hyped Blizzard release ever?
What? Have you been living under a rock
>Have you had a chance to play this
No
>Are you going to purchase it?
No
Whatever, post porn
>Oh hey a Blizzard thread I wonder w-
>Yep it's a shill thread
Incidentally has anyone played those nova missions? I read something a few days ago about the first few being released.
No clue
Yes
Already did
>>335074627
hey stupid
blizzard uses porn to promote their game.
i got into the closed beta last weekend. i was surprised by how much i enjoyed it desu. i ended preordering it the other day.
ask me anything.
>>335074627
>come on, buy it goy. hand over the shekels.
They pay you shills to much to be honest family
>Buy to play
>MOBA
>FPS
why would anyone play this shit
>>335075191
I'm not gonna pretend I'm old enough to have been a fan since Blizzard's earliest days.
But as someone who has played Blizzard games since 1999, Overwatch gets my vote for the least relevant Blizzard launch in the past 17 years. The biggest news headline was the whole Tracer ass thing. There just isn't enough buzz about the actual game here or anywhere.
>>335074627
How much does blizzard pay for your marketing? Where do I sign up?
>>335074627
Dude I was just here for the porn.
The game is whatever.
>>335074627
its expensive ma nigga
Battleborn is better
>>335074627
That's because the game is DOA
http://www.strawpoll.me/10004622
> 40$ for a TF clone without hats
Can't wait to throw my money away.
>>335075802
>>335075516
>>335074898
I just wanted to post Tracer x Widow.
>>335075103
They're running commercials on fucking ESPN
The last release Diablo 3 was a catastrophe. Why would anyone trust Blizzard with their money at this point?
Good luck pulling the souls audience away from their game to play this one. Lol.
>>335076039
Loaded questions. Nice work /v/!
>>335076039
If it were 3rd person shooter, I'd be all over it. What good is having a waifu simulator if I cant stare at her ass the entire time?
>>335076174
Because I played in two stress test betas that were only limited by the number of available maps and had a fucking blast both times.
The last two games I pre-ordered were Brink and Diablo 3. I think it's time to break that losing streak.
>like jet set radio man
>his weapon isnt that great
>>335076364
that's why you pick tjorborn and follow the girls around
his eye level is right at their asshole
Considering the only thing I know about this game is the one girls forbidden butt cheeks, I'm gonna have to say no. No I won't be buying this one.
>>335076616
>forbidden butt cheeks
>>335076364
this guy knows whats up, this is the reaso why i play TPS games maining girls.
>>335074627
I can't wait for even more Tracer porn to be released.
There's no reason to play this over TF2.
>>335076764
i installed tf2 for the first time in 3 years and it was a fucking shit show
>>335076839
Overwatch is an even bigger clusterfuck.
>>335075053
Can't tell if serious or not.
In case you are serious, it's Tracer.
>>335076504
Lucio is actually the best support in the game. His primary is surprisingly effective for a support and his secondary allows you to do shit like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9ObdXDMjsk
>>335076930
When I watch Overwatch videos, it just feel so empty.
The map, the player interactions, the shooting. Yea, sure when a bunch of people come to gether, it's a cluster fuck of abilities and animations, but overall it just doesnt feel tight enough like the previous Blizzard games.
>Whispers of the Old Gods Tuesday
>Overwatch Open Beta on the 3rd
Blizz is gonna have their dick up my ass these next few weeks.And I honestly don't mind
>mfw Overwatch threads on /gif/
Game looks like shit but man the porn is amazing
>>335076930
No, overwatch is well designed because instead of cramming call-of-duty style loadouts into nine classes with weapon unlocks and having to fiddle with loadouts and shit, they just made two dozen classes instead.
I hate overwatch because now I have to update my comments about blizzard. They've managed to make a single game in ten years without money-gouging you, so now I have to mention that in a decade they've done nothing but that AND ALSO a game that's just shit.
>>335077075
>The map, the player interactions, the shooting. Yea, sure when a bunch of people come to gether, it's a cluster fuck of abilities and animations, but overall it just doesnt feel tight enough like the previous Blizzard games.
I agree that Overwatch doesn't look very special in videos - I remember being totally unimpressed with the gameplay trailers. I then got into the stress test weekend and actually played it and enjoyed the hell out of it.
enjoi
>>335077510
Why does it end when it was getting to the good part.
>>335077510
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH ANON
>>335074627
Already bought it familion.
Not like blizzard cares anyway since I wasn't invited to the beta.
>>335074627
>Is this the least hyped Blizzard release ever?
No Heroes of the Storm was way less hyped.
>Have you had a chance to play this?
No.
>Are you going to purchase it?
>purchasing blizzard games
Speaking of Tracer
Any Trap x Women doujin artists I should know of?
>>335078114
Heroes had a slow but steady start.
This has no start.
>>335077510
where's the sauce, boy?
>>335074627
>Blatant shilling and waifufag circlejerking
These threads are so unbelievably cancerous.
I've seen a few commercials for it while watchingBetter Call Saul.
>>335074627
THEY DONT NEED A BETA
THEY DONT BEED ADVERTISING
THEY GET SLL THE PUBLICITY THEY NEED FROM FUCKERS SCREAMING ABOUT TRACERS ASS
I HAVE WATCHED SO MUCH OVERWARCH PORN THAT I CANT PASS THIS GAME UP. YOU WIN BLIZZARD
>>335078346"Do you realize you just admitted to a felony?"
>>335078623
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=VHVgYdYItAo&start1=0&video2=5xxQs34UMx4&start2=0&authorName=BETTER+KEK+CHUCK
>>335077510
> overwatch thread is ded
GIB SAUCE REEI know there's tumblrs for this but I'm too lazy to look that shit up
>>335079027
Open beta should be a bit more lively.
And with more porn, hopefully.
>>335076364
thats exactly why im not gonna buy it, the character moidels are amazing, but it has to be fps, fuck that shit
>>335080040
What a missed opppportunity.
>>335078194
Can we stop with all the porn please.
>>335075103
LotV is irrelevant because because dropped the game and are too tired to keep hating Blizzard for ruining Starcraft.
>>335080172
what's the point of the game if not for porn?
Played the closed Beta weekend. Absolutely getting the $40 version for PC.
Time will tell if I pick up a copy of Battleborn/PS4 overwatch as well to play with friends.
>>335080298
What's the point of living if not for porn?
I have literally never seen anyone but complete casuals hype blizzard games, which is pretty fitting considering the games they make and the audience they pander to
Im not even gonna try open beta 2bh
>>335080508
I played the Battleborn beta and felt too slow and clunky.
>>335074627
After finally playing it myself, no I have no interest and I think the hype is misguided. Its a completely average shooter that's going to lose a significant amount of its playerbase after 2 months because there honestly just isn't enough to the game right now. The maps are generic and quite poorly designed compared to other shooters, and once people get over the whole character system and realize that each character is actually pretty damn shallow and limited, there really isn't much the game has to offer. Its just a barebones shooter game with really good looking characters.
I like the waifus, I'm looking forward to the porn, I'm fully expected it to be the FPS equivalent of diablo or HotS.
>>335080552
to fap to porn?
>>335077510
i fucking hate you
with all my heart
>no hype
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Fuck Blizzard
Does anyone actually expect this to be more than a launch day fundraiser for activision-blizzard? People are going to buy it, play the shit out of it for 2 weeks, and never touch it again.
I have zero confidence in activision-blizzard's ability to balance or update a game in a way that makes it something anyone would want to actively play long term (just look at their track record)
There was an advertisement on my large drink from Taco Bell. Chance to win EARLY ACCESS to the game and a Razer Headset.
Fuck them they literally think they'll get more sales by keeping the game limited so long instead of opening it up.
The question is, will there be an Overwatch 2 after a couple years?
>>335074627
I can't wait until this game comes out and the mods force discussion of it to /vg/ so all this stupid waifu faggotry is gone.
Every thread is just begging for sources, sfm, and waifu wars. It's stupid as fuck and should be taken to /e/
>>335081897
I see it lasting longer than Evolve and Titanfall
>>335074627
Played the beta. 7/10 but since it's a waifu game it'll be shilled hard.
>>335082308
A fart lasts longer than that
>>335082007
nigger shut the fuck up with your retarded ass statement
they're literally opening it up may 5th
but i hope you don't play because we really don't need anymore retarded players
>>335081897
It has the only thing you need to succeed nowadays: Redit and tumblrs support.
It'll be the newest meme.
>>335081897
Yeah Blizzard's track record for keeping people playing their games for a long time is the worst!! WoW, D2, SC/BW, all games that crashed and burn a few months after release.
>>335074627
its impossible to drum up hype for any of these games. why would I care about one in particular when there are 3+ games coming out that are almost exactly the same game?
fucking esports.
>>335082007
lol why do you feel you have to defend the game so much when you're not getting paid
I'm just saying Acti-Blizzard sucks balls for marketing this game and their shit is retarded
>>335082681
Dude fallacies lmao
>>335074627
>Is this the least hyped Blizzard release ever?
that goes to hots
>Have you had a chance to play this?
no, thanks blizzard.
>Are you going to purchase it?
yes
>>335082798
If you say something retarded, you shouldn't expect smart replies.
>>335082897
I'm not even the same fag tho.
>>335077510
Breaking her stablizer would ultimately kill her, thanks for fucking my immersion.
>>335082873
>chromatic aberration
>>335074627
No, yes, no.
I'll stick to the porn.
>Install Overwatch during the Beta weekend
>Never uninstall it
>Keep getting 800MB+ patches
>Launch each time in a desperate hope that I got into the Closed Beta before it ends on the 25th
>>335077510
So is this futa or can I expect to enjoy watching some good old fashioned lady on lady?
>>335077510
Where's the sauce? !
Rate my lineup:
>Offense
Pharah
>Defense
Main: Junkrat
Alt: Widow
>Tank
D.Va
>Support
Lucio
>>335083551
all top tier except d.va who is arguably the worst character in the game right now
>>335083676
I understand that people don't like D.Va but maybe I just need someone to explain it to me because I feel like she is underrated, at least to some extent
She can do a good deal of damage and her ult is perhaps the best area denial ability in the game
One weak point I've noticed as I play her more and more is obviously that if your mech is destroyed then your team is effectively down a mech for the downtime, but if you time your shit properly you can get your mech back fairly quick
>>335074627
gayme was neat gonna play the open beta after i got in the last weekend
won't buy it too broke if i had a job i probably would but any money i get i gotta get ds3 with
STOP MAKING OVERWATCH THREADS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>335074627
>no hype
have you seen all the porn?
>>335074627
I'd probably be a little more excited if I actually got to play it at some point. Wouldn't even care as long as people like Seven Dollar Sanchez hadn't played it already, but since he has, I am quite annoyed.
>>335082798
How the fuck is that a fallacy? Claiming shit like "I have zero confidence in their ability to update or keep a game going long-term" requires some kind of basis in reality that isn't disproven by every other game they've made.
Pharah a cute
>>335083486
Found the whole thing. It's a futa.
>>335084368
I think you just proved the point. Nobody is playing the game.
>>335085545
There goes any interest I had in that, then.
>>335074627
>assfaggots fps
hah
no thanks
>>335085706
how is it assfaggots?
>>335085545
pssst.. hey yeah you... you...you gonna share some?
How did widow+tracer become a thing?
>>335085545
bruh
>>335086301
They're always fighting in those shit tier animated shorts
>>335085698
>He doesnt like futa
>>335086440
>>335086424
>>335085545
>>335085847
Thanks
>>335085698
ooooh, so you're a huge faggot, huh?
They got that taco bell marketing they'll do fine.
>>335083029
I thought it would just make her phase out of existence or in other timelines or something whacky like that.
>>335086440
>that hidden picture of mike
lol
>>335086579
>>335086741
I'm bored of futa. It's not even a reason why I like Widowmaker. Widowmaker's best asset is her ass so what I wanted to see Tracer upside down being made to eat Widowmaker's ass.
>>335086814
That's what i mean, to her, that stablizer is her life. She was phasing in and out of existence from hours to months. Which is why in the 'alive' mini feature after teleporting she frantically sees if its alright before realising what widowmaker was actually aiming at.
>>335087036
aight u get a pass bruh i feel ya
>>335086790
I just went to Taco Bell and they wouldn't give me a cup and told me it doesn't start until May 5th. This is despite the wall posters and drive-thru standee saying that it starts today. Considering the staff there, I'm not surprised. Still buttmad that I paid $2 for shitty soda that I have at the house.
>>335082681
Blizzard of the late 90s doesn't exist. You're an idiot if you think current blizzard is even a shell of its former self
It doesn't appeal to the huge console fps player demographic and there isn't a good enough reason for pc players to get excited when they have other shooters. The blizzard cartoon art style in a shooter is also kinda weird. It's basically just an unwanted game.
Yes I'm buying it. Origins Edition because Morrison skin and Blackwatch Reyes skin makes me hard.
Blizzard has a really fucked up system on Battle.net where you can't use your store credit unless it covers the whole amount of what you're buying, and does not automatically get deducted first like on Steam.
I learned this the hard way, and am now waiting on a refund.
They shoulda stuck with their TITAN project instead of making another shitty shooter.
You'd think with TF2 and CS:GO already on the market they'd have a little more common sense.
>>335076364
>everyone have edgy face expression except mei
>>335087649
>You'd think with TF2 and CS:GO already on the market they'd have a little more common sense.
Both of those games are rubbish
Shut the fuck up and post more porn.
How many days is the open beta? I'm hoping longer than the whopping 36 hours we got last weekend.
>>335084368
When porn and talking about asses are all you have compared to actual gameplay hype, you know there's something fucky going on, and not in a good way.
>>335087990
If you preordered you get from the 3rd to the 9th
If you're a poor nigger you get from the 5th to the 9th
>>335087649
They scrapped Titan because "it just wasn't fun" and used the remains to make Overwatch.
>>335088147
Awesome. I should be able to decide if it's worth buying after 4 more days of playing.
>>335087181
Is this a pun? English is not my first language, but I usually get those. I get the feeling that was just randomly put together
>>335088142
>he wasn't around for the pre-release of Splatoon
>>335088337
Its the start of a bad pickup line that turns into shitty memeing.
>>335088337
it's just him being a retarded underaged faggot that should fuck off back to imgur, facebook, or reddit
>>335088337
Literally how kids talk nowadays.
>>335089229
Sure kiddo
>open beta lasts for 4 days
>gotta wait another month before the game comes out
>>335074627
I bought it because of my normie friends.
Now I'm wandering my self should I get a refund or not.
>>335089482
>Two weeks and two days
>A month
Its still pretty stupid but is not a month.
>>335074627
>>335089831
>16 days
well on the brightside, if it actually gets boring this time I won't be interested.
>>335077510
>>335074627
TacoBell is doing a Promo where you can get the game before anyone else if your lucky when you buy the large Combo with Large Soda. Every 10 Mins is a winner.
Which is what I call fucking Bullshit but nevertheless its there.
Oh and they are giving away a shitty *gaming* headset along with it too.
I probably not going to play it since Satellite internet and being in a rural area. I am cursed with Single Player games only.
>>335090765
>large soda
Anon please, I value my health to some extend at least.
>>335074627
>2016
>still being hyped for activision games
>>335091152
>not enjoying a tall frosty glass of Dr.Pepper
anon it's like you don't even enjoy 23 flavors and half a bag of sugar
>>335091152
Tell that to Taco Bell with their Marketing ploy of shitty Imitation Mexican crap.
>tfw I think I'm going to preorder
it looks really really fun
hope I don't regret it
There is my porn than gameplay.
>>335092251
Just wait until the open beta is released in like 2 weeks.
People are hyped as fuck are you fucking retarded?
>>335092287
pharah <3
>>335092287
more*
>>335074627
I honest to god thought this was some kind of 9/11 edit from the thumbnail
>>335074627
I'll never play this dork game, and i wish you dorks would shut up about it.
But all you dorks do is rave about animated butts and shitty FPS's.
I hate all you dorks.
>>335092324
well yeah
don't you have to buy the game to get into the open beta
>>335092541
No, hence why it's called an open beta.
>>335092287
The porn is also better than the gameplay.
>>335082007
>work at taco bell
>gonna take all the codes and give them to my friend to use
>>335092541
Pre-ordering the game gets you into the open beta two days earlier than people who haven't.
I am so anxious to be able to BRRRRRT some shitters in two weeks.
>>335092532
Oh shit dont take this bait folks, but who am i kidding one of you fuckers is gonna get triggered by this
>>335074627
My friend group only got one account that got into the beta, which apparently more than most, and the game didn't run very well even on all low and 720p. Aiming is supposedly tied to fps in this game and despite this, the game was mechanically fun to play the different characters. The problem is that playing the map and trying to influence the game towards your team winning wasn't that fun. I'm guessing the game is designed around playing around a certain playstyle and once a meta emerges, it'd probably be fun to play with friends. As it was in the beta, it wasn't fun solo
>didn't save webm of tracer sucking off a dog while getting fucked by a dog
>it barely ever gets reposted for some reason
fug
>>335093473
It's on Sankaku Complex's gallery, if you feel like going there.
>>335085683
Finally, a picture that make D.VA seem somewhat fuckable
>>335074627
>people STILL like blizzard
>people interested in tumblrwatch
KEK
E
K
http://it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56fca8df00ad4
>>335094429
>futa
Anon, I...
>>335082873
>>335085683
>people keep drawing dva more thick even though she has the body of a 12 year old Korean girl
>they do this to compete with Mei who stole all her limelight
Ayy lmao
I was invited to the stress beta, and I thought it was bretty fun, but I'm probably not gonna buy it unless a 4chan Party Van type group pops up for it.
Micspam garbage and shitty maps are the only way I can play TF2 anymore
>>335085698
are you some kind of a gay
>>335075625
Because the actual game ISN'T NOTEWORTHY.
It's a shallow TF2-like team shooter with moba-style abilities. Absolutely nothing about it stands out from the genre except the character designs and the fact Blizzard made it.
>>335075625
The only Blizzard games I've played prior to Overwatch are Hearthstone andBlackthorne..
Overwatch is the most fun I've had with an FPS in years though.
>>335092532
Shut up Kevin.
>>335094949
>justifies the versus element because good guys are blacklisted but didn't gave a shit so they start fighting bad guys again
It's fucking fluff and didn't put enough effort in it even in TF2 it made more sense that both sides are paid mercenaries
>>335080135
>>335077510
>>335075625
>>335076112
>>335074627
>All this faggot porn
TUMBLR PLS GO
Why in fuck would anyone want to watch two faggots go at it? This shit is fucking gay.
>>335083243
I don't understand why I miss it so much, I didn't feel this after the first stress test
>>335096492
That is the most pointless thing to care about.