ITT when video games get out of hand.
GET HIM
>>335004139
WHACK IM
HOLD IT
IT'S PAYNE
>>335004139
>max
Lol that's the name of my dog you piece of shit
>that nose
the kid's name is going to be the least of his problems
what's really going to fuck me up is how he gets married.
IT'S
There's some numale dipshit at my dogpark who named his daughter after the new Star Wars protagonist ("because we were having a daughter and the new strong female protagonist is just super awesome") and constantly reminds people about what a nerd he is and it's like, man I'm so glad I don't tell people I play video games.
>>335004139
PAYNE?
PAYNE IN THE BUTT
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
IT'S THE PAIN IN THE BUTT
But what if their family name is Payne?
>Implying thats not a pretty tame name
>Implying kids around his generation will ever know who the fuck Max Payne really is
>>335004451
>Rey
>literally "king" in Spanish
>dog park
dipshits all around
>>335004139
Not really. Payne is a common surname and Max is as vanilla as it gets. By the time he's a kid nobody will even remember that there was a video game protagonist in the early 2000s who had the same name, most probably don't even know that today.
If you name your kid Dovakiin or some shit, then you're fucking them over for life. Max Payne won't turn any heads.
http://www.pcgamer.com/parents-name-child-dovahkiin-earn-a-lifetimes-worth-of-bethesda-games/
http://kotaku.com/5860372/these-parents-actually-named-their-kid-dovahkiin--dragonborn
Max Payne is a cool as shit name and most people wont even pick up the videogame reference.
>>335004962
>A post on the official Bethesda Blog congratulates the proud parents on "completing the quest" and states "Be it the real world or the game worlds we create, we wish young Dovahkiin the best in all his adventures."
HaHA pain to the MAX
>>335004139
Anyone remember that guy who named his daughter Reimu?
At least he doesn't have some fucking shitty name like Harry so he doesn't get called "Hairy Cock" or "Hairy Dick" by his elementary school classmates
>>335005268
You'reKILLING ME
>>335005456
Or Harry Butz.
>>335005220
Kid will go through life being bullied. I can already imagine him walking down the class hallway and people starting to point out fingers at him yellingIT'S PAYNE GET HIM
>>335005220
There is a movie...
Caleb is more subtle.
>>335006565
Kid's won't remember the movie. Probably won't even remember the series when he gets old enough for anyone to make fun of his name. I deal with people that are 25 and don't know common shit like Darkwing Duck or Beyond Thunderdome. No fucking way some kids in 10 years are going to know about a movie hardly anyone remembers even now.
>>335007603
Some names and its referrences are timeless.
Its a good thing in part.
>>335004962
>lifetime worth of bethesda games
Why would anyone want this
Ice him
hold on to your butts
>>335005456
shut up harry you faggot
>>335004962
>literally named fucking Dovahkiin
>has a lifetime supply of Bethesda games
This kid is going to JUST so fucking hard. He was just born, he had no say in any of that shit.
>>335008707
Where's that Americans image when you need it?
>>335008808
Can't wait to see him on /v/
>>335004624
PAIN TO THE MAX
>>335008707
>that face
It's begging to be put out of its misery.
Should've gone with Max Power
That name will get him somewhere.
>>335004139
>XYDAS
Hm, their doctor from jRPG.
>>335008707
>You will never go to kindergarden with Optimus Prime
FUCK
>>335009467
my bros friend named his kid STRIKER
>>335008858
>he finds the archive of this thread in the future.
Hi Dovahkiin, i hope you feel alright. Don't mind your stupid parents, rename yourself.
Dont let their mistakes latch onto you, overcome it.
>>335008707
Should've called them 'Pinkamena Diane Smith'. The first name is a bit odd but not out of the realms of possibility given what people call their kids these days, it still carries the reference, and doesn't sound completely retarded with 'Zecora' shoved in the middle.
But I guess whoever would name their kid that in the first place probably isn't the brightest bulb.
>>335008598
>forced to fix shit games for life
I was named after Cory in the House.
>>335010654
>i will never be johnny bravo
>>335010654
>having weeaboo parents
>>335012038
At least my waife´s son are not called after western cartoons.
>tfw safe, non autistic name
Where my Nicholas /v/irgins at?
>>335012319
Don't you have shit movies to film mr. cage?
>>335012319
In a cage.
>>335008808
I wonder how Todd and friends reacted. I'm going to assume somebody busted out the champagne because somebody out there was dumb enough to actually do it.
>>335008707
i guess Pinkamena is the full name of pinky pie or something like that?
it's a stupid name but it works, i've heard much worse ones
that Optimus Prime kid however is fucked for life
>>335012402
>sephiroth detected
>>335012447
>sonic confirmed
>>335012493
>he recieves the message
>he rush to his boss office
>he says I DID IT
>boss looks at him with a wut face
>HE CALLED A KID AFTER THE PC WE MADE
>boss this time ask... wut?
>A FAN OF MY GAME NAMED HIS KID AFTER THE PROTAGONIST
>weird people you sell this products
>i know, but they will buy anytihg...
>so if i cut your budged to a half will be the same?
>thats... not what i...
>its done, you better make it work, ill be watching you while you show it.
>y-yes boss...
And this is how the JUST WERKS meme was born.
>>335013023
Is english not your first language?
>>335013162
Yes my friend.
>playing dodgeball at recess
>Reimu catches it
>entire team wiped out in 3 seconds
>tfw Dongus
>>335013515
>playing dodgeball at recess
>Reimu tries catching it
>she is a fat weaboo fagget and cannot catch or dodge it
>not Max Power
>>335004139
I'm a pediatric nurse practitioner. I have yet to see video game characters names walk into my clinic but I have cared for a Katniss and a Gohan.
Would gladly name my daughters Rorona, Totori and Meruru. Though the probability of having 3 girls in a row is unlikely.
