>Sony game gets terrible review scores
>/v/ celebrates and shitposts about Sony
>Nintendo game gets low scores
>/v/ says reviews don't matter and to buy the game
Why the double standards
>>335002571
Stop shitposting
Yeah, /v/ totally isn't shitposting about this.
Review scores shouldn't fucking matter regardless on which platform it apparently shits on.
Most know that this game is a fucking embarrassment so who cares.
>>335002571
>this needed a thread
you are trying very hard to justify this
you also care too much
>>335002571
>Game gets a review score
>/v/ shitposts
Fixed that for you.
But anon.. nintendo has been absolute shite since gamecube days. It is a well known and acknowledged fact among the pears of /v/. It is also foretold that nintendo will be fucking finished anyday now.
/v/ is so mean >:@
So 72 is a bad review? Huh.
It's because /v/ is where the dregs of the gaming community gather, which nowadays consist of Nintendo fans and piratefags
>>335006671
Its fucking horrendous. Platinum baldie should sepekku
>>335006671
12/40 is pretty bad anon
>>335006671
Did you even read the positive reviews included in this score? Some of them are jokes (and I mean it literaly)
>>335006570
>>335006398
>>335005771
>>335006671
Nintendogaf
nintendrones are a dying race, after the death of their leader and their console they are on the brink of extinction, hopefully the upcoming console puts the fail nail in their coffin
>>335006671
72/100 is average at best
>>335007072
not when it comes to videogames
>>335002779
>>335005339
>>335005771
>>335006398
>>335006469
>>335006671
>>335007072
Holy fuck, I love watching salty nintentoddlers.
How did we 60 to be shit? What caused it to be 60 numbers ahead of what it should be?
>>335007119
i meant that with a negative connotation
average = plain = not worth playing
>>335002571
whats wrong with double standards
>>335007181
Fuck my dick
>>335007285
No, that's wrong, 50-60 is average. This is why no matter how much of an unfunny sperg he is Perturbed Pedro has my respect because he uses the rating system correctly. Giant Bomb does as well.
>review scores
ayy lmao u gayy lmao
>>335002571
It's almost as if there are multiple people on /v/
>>335006671
Correct.
>>335007473
any game that has an aggregate score of 50-60 is almost always complete ass
anything below that is probably just straight up Big Rigs 2.0 garbage
>>335006509
Man, I haven't eaten pears in so long. Thanks for adding that to my grocery list, bro.
/v/ has a raging hateboner for sony and they take every excuse to shit on them
>>335002571
Well, I'm gonna buy it and see if I like it or not for myself.
ITT
>>335007072
Maybe back in the day.
these days a 90 or below is complete utter shit.
really more of an out of 10,
0-90 = 0/10
91 = 1/10
.
.
.
99 = 5/10
99.01 - 99.05 = 5.5/10
etcetc
>>335002571
my console>everybody else's console
Nobody has/gives a shit about Wii U
>>335007637
You're fucking insane.
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>>335007181
>being a metacritic whore
I'm disappointed by the reviews, but I'm buying it anyways. My PC actually bit the dust today so I have nothing to do for a week or two anyways, and even if it is mediocre it's SOMETHING to do.
>>335007818
>its okay when we did it with knack - a game nobody gave a shit aout for months on end
>but you're bad for doing it with this game
keep those salty tears flowing nintentoddler
>>335002571
I never understood why people said Star Fox was good, or why they wanted a new one. It's just a common rails shooter, were you only shoot hit that's comming at you and then it leaves. It's kinda boring
>>335002779
Are you going to post this in every thread? How butthurt can you get?
the double standard exists to keep them from spiraling into a deep depression after they realize the only thing nintendo has produced in 5 years is amiibos
I don't even bother with /v/ anymore. This is the same board that three years after Knack released (a game literally nobody on /v/ cared about to begin with) kept spamming its review scores. Meanwhile, Star Fox, a game eagerly anticipiated by /v/irgins score awfully and everything is swept under the rug.
Well, I guess there is solace in that Nintendo is dead and Treehouse is burning up.
>>335008391
>It's just a common rails shooter,
THere's no such thing as a common-rails shooter. They're about as rare as they come nowadays.
>>335008660
I wonder how it feels being that guy, knowing your wife is a literal whore.
>>335008848
>Meanwhile, Star Fox, a game eagerly anticipiated by /v/irgins score awfully and everything is swept under the rug.
If 25 threads about the game getting a 72 is swept under the rug then I don't know anything any more.
>>335008848
Funny thing is when a game gets high review scores it's posted with people saying "LE BEST GAME EVER FUCK OFF HATERS"
And when a game gets a low score it's the same "B-BUT REVIEW SCORES DON'T MATTER"
>>335002571
This is nintoddler central my friend, what do you expect.
>>335008848
>this screenshot
The nintendelusion is real my friend.
>>335002571
Honesty star Fox zero is a 5.0
>>335009681
>This is nintoddler central
>Constant shitposting threads about Nintendo
>Anytime a Nintendo game gets a good score it was because of the Nintendrones and shills
>Anytime a Nintendo game gets a bad score even more shitposting threads appear.
>This is somehow Nintoddler Central
>>335008486
>Are you going to post this in every thread?
Only whenever someone tries to use Metacritic critical scores as a metric for if something is good or not.
>>335009869
>this sphincter splintered
loving every laugh
>>335002571
>/v/ is one person
Everyone's laughing at Nintendo now
Stop playing the victim
since 4chan's having a bitchfit right now in thread making
https://twitter.com/johntv/status/723045030470946817
Platinum Games' boss steps down.
>>335010052
Fags of the Neo.
REEEEEE FUCK OFF SONY PONIES
>>335007473
>relying this much on reviews
seriously, grow up
>>335002571
In 20 solid years of gaming, I have honestly never gave a fuck about Nintendo. My favorite games out them all were Metroid Prime Series, and Pokemon H/G//S/S. The rest like Kirby, Mario. Smash, and Punch Out were really fun, but they did not hook me to the fanboy train, and I gave them all an honest chance.
So I have an honest question:
Have Nintendo truly sunk or have people become more asinine? I honestly don't recall Nintendo games being the epitome of anything. Zelda games for example, I never understood why people place these on a pedestal.
They don't look really that bad from my perspective, but I won't buy a Nintendo product until I have kids of my own, they are not entertaining to me anymore.
>>335010123
>It is okay to side with feminists guys, stop being problematic and laugh at Nintendo.
Spotted the nu-male.
>>335002571
Things that don't happen eh
>>335010687
Nintendo stumbles like any company does, but when you compare them to other first parties the difference in quality is unmistakable.
>>335010743
Talking about victimising =/= talking about SJWs/Feminists
>>335008848
you do realize that WFC operated through GameSpy right? You know, the company that was acquired by a mobile company who then proceeded to break ties with Nintendo thus ending WFC
That's why we have a phrase "it's okay when Nintendo does it".
Remember: sony is always the victim.
>>335010862
>to other first parties the difference in quality is unmistakable.
What do you mean?
I spent my teenage years playing literally every game on every system, Nintendo games always had much more content than their competitors and replay value despite the graphics, IMO.
If you ask me the problem is that Ninty has failed to find a new audience, and are stuck with literally the worst fanbase imaginable.
>>335011426
That's what I meant. Playing through Sony's platformers don't even compare to the worst levels of a mainline Mario game.
>>335011218
Them darn sonyggers always shitposting am i rite
>>335011616
I stick to content because ratchet games are great but by the time you get a Rhyno, what is there to do?
SMG had a ton of content you could play that game for a long time.
>>335002571
>Sony game gets terrible review scores
>/v/ celebrates and shitposts about Sony
Sonyggers won the poll for most obnoxious fanbase on /v/.
Sonyggers are cancer because they were cocky in the 5,6 th generation until the Playstation 3 failed so hard they pretty much vanished.
Sonyponies are the fanbase who make 180° turns everytime their favorite company does it too.
Example: Sony forcing people to play for online after shitting on Microsoft for 6 years.
Sony fans eat it up and celebrated .
>>335011195
you know, it used to be "it's okay when Sony does it"
