Quick story time because I dunno where else to share it
>be me
>be a scrawny, white nerd
>be college freshman
>living in dorms with a roommate
>roommate is a prick
>jock as fuck
>also a stoner
>also has severe anger management problems
>really cocky son of a bitch
>hates me
>thinks I'm a faggot/pussy
>we don't talk much
>one day find out he stole $20 from my wallet
>ohhellno.jpeg
>introduce him to Dark Souls
>lie to him saying that it's so hard I couldn't beat it
>tells me it's because I'm bad
>proceeds to try it himself
>Takes him thirty minutes to escape the asylum
>died to the asylum demon eight times
>thisgonbegood.jpeg
>it's been two weeks
>He's played it for at least five hours each day
>just got the lord vessel
>he's clearly suffering
>reassure him its not his fault
>say I can't beat it either
>fuels his rage further
>He's on the skeleton valley now
>literally gets mad if ANYTHING deals damage to him
>threw a controller because the statues shot spikes at him that deal basically 10 damage
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
never post here again
>be me
>log in to my reddit gold account
>post a new hot meme i saw on 4chan
>make sure to post it on imgur for double the upvotes
>use my reddit gold to buy a 4chan gold account from an "oldfag" user named "Moot" or something
>shitpost terribly
WHY IN THE UNHOLY FUCK DOES ANYONE USE ">BE ME"? WHY IN THE UNHOLY FUCK DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO STATE THIS. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN STATE THAT, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A GIVEN, YOU COCKMONGLING PIECE OF CUNTSHIT.
>>334987510
its a meme you dip
>>334987510
What if you were telling a story about someone twat
>>334987510
Honestly the ">be me" shit makes me just skip past the post entirely. It just makes the poster seem like a fucking retardjust like OP
>>334988641
THEN YOU STATE YOU'RE NOT YOU, YOU COCKSUCK
me on the left
>>334987080
>Guy stills $20 from you
>retaliate by showing him video games
How fucking beta are you? You gave him something to do for 5 hours each night in return for stealing from you? Are you fucking retarded?
>>334987510
>be not me
>get assblasted that people use >be me
>be me
>don't give a fuck
>>334989725
>trick a pleb guy with anger issues into playing a game that requires skill
>he breaks all of his shit
Easy.
>>334990025
>Making up shit after the fact to justify how retarded your logic is
This is just going badly for you. Why not just admit you made a mistake, and I'll forgive you?
>>334990162
Nobody needs the forgiveness of a cum guzzling scrub.
>>334990162
That wasn't OP you dumbass. That was me, anon. OP literally says the guy throws his controller over nothing, so it was a deduction, not making shit up.
