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>>334975695
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST STAR FOX
>>334975695
>Nintendo release
Just wait for those ten extra reviews to pour in at the exact same time.
DELETE THIS.....RIGHT......NOW!!
It physically pains me to see another franchise get destroyed by those fucking hacks at Platinum. RIP in peace Star Fox.
>>334975695
>this will save the Wii U!
>2016 year of the Wii U!
Miyamoto should just be put into a retirement home
>>334975695
weak b8
http://www.metacritic.com/game/wii-u/star-fox-zero
not good but it's not a 44
I wish mods would ban threads like this, regardless of the game.
>>334975695
Holy fuck. Fire Miyamoto already.
>>334975695
You already tried this anon it's 72 now but it was this in the morning
>>334975695
>based on 4 critics
At least try
>>334976417
eat shit
>>334976297
>>334976397
This isn't Miyamoto's fault, it's all Platinum's.
>>334976520
This while thread is shit so I might as well.
>>334976291
>N-N-NINTENDO CAN DO NO WRONG
>>334976520
no u
>>334976397
Real Talk: Remember how Iwata mysteriously died after a bad presentation? Seriously, whomever is actually in charge won't approve of failure.
>>334975695
Yakuza man should put a hit on Miyamoto just like Yamauchi did with Gunpei Yokoi.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>334976569
Miyamoto is without a doubt the one who pushed the game pad bs, forcing the graphics to look like trash and the awful control making the game borderline unplayable.
>>334975695
FUCKING FIRE THAT ASSHOLE OF MIYAMOTO, HE ALREADY RUINED PAPER MARIO
>>334975695
Fuck you Miyamoto.
>Shitty meme reboot Shitchet and Clank movie tie in gets an 86
>A decent Star Fox gets 72
I bet this is because people hate Nintendo now because of the Alison Rapp thing.
Some gave bad scorea and said that it doesn't do anything for a new audience and instead feeds the fanbase.
>The only negative review comes from Giant Bomb, written by a man who was anticipating this game and singing it's praises that it's a return to the Star Fox of the 90's only to beat it down because he doesn't care for short games with high replay value any more.
Did he expect innovation? Change? He could've prepared himself and played SF64 again and passed the torch to a reviewer who was less bias.
>>334976843
Fuck off with your console war bullshit.
>>334976843
No. they hate Nintendo because they do mediocre games now.
Quick guys, keys give it bad fan reviews so BOTH scores are low. That's gonna rustle the Jimmy's of those Nintendo fags over at reddit!
>>334976843
Ratchet and Clank is actually a good game with non shit controls. The flying segments are superior to anything in Zero.
>>334976291
>Blaming Platinum for Miyamoto's mistakes
>>334976569
Go to bed, Miyamoto
>>334976843
>typical nintenbaby
Or this game just isn't as good as your underdeveloped mind makes it out to be?
>>334976614
>>334976732
Keep telling yourselves that Kamiya cocksucker drones.
>>334976569
Nothing is ever Miyamoto's fault apparently.
>>334977219
Even Kamiya thinks its shit m8.
lowest level bait
>Star Fox Zero gets 72
>Black Ops III gets 81
>>334975695
BLUNDER OF THE MILLENNIUM
>>334976291
>Franchise
Star Fox has one good game, the SNES one
everything else is shit
>>334977447
Star Fox was never good.
>kid icarus and w101 both have unconventional control schemes and shitty graphics
>both get reviewed poorly
>star fox has unconventional control scheme and shitty graphics
>gets reviewed poorly
wow what a fucking shock
>>334977364
wow 72 goty
>>334977549
w101 has a 78 and was goty
>>334977530
There's a difference between unconventional and unusable. Star Fox is the latter.
>>334975695
JUST
>>334976630
real talk: remember how gunpei yokoi made the fucking virtual boy and wasn't not not maybe killed by the yakuza in a "car accident"?
>>334977386
>being surprised
Imagine if Black Ops III forced the Kinect Sensor and included the a number of slow, underwater timed escort missions.
That 72 is going to drop even lower.
What's so bad about it? It seemed cool from the trailers, but other than that, I haven't seen shit about it.
>>334975695
I'm going to sell my Wii U.
Miyamoto sent Iwata to his grave didn't he?
>>334977641
i'm actually not seeing the difference between stylus aiming in kid icarus, unite morph drawing in w101, and gyro aiming in star fox
they all have massive learning curves and the upsides are only visible to hardcore autists that sink dozens of hours into the game
http://www.giantbomb.com/reviews/star-fox-zero-review/1900-741/
They're not wrong
>>334977763
From what I can tell, people are complaining that it's an inferior version of SF64.
>>334977815
dude is an sjw faggot fuck off.
>>334975695
Don't care.
Why are you listening to critics anyways, outside shitposting?
>>334977763
it's ugly, it's very similar to star fox 64 (short), and it has hard to learn controls
>>334977674
>everything bad that happens in Japan is the yakuza
>>334975695
FLOP OF THE CENTURY
>>334976135
>>334976417
>>334977364
Whoops, scratch that! We have breaking news that this is merely the Flop of the Decade!
>>334976520
fuck my boypucchi you fag
>>334977856
>Dan
>sjw
what are you, some sort of faggot? It's easy to tell the newfags when they post wrong things rofl
get fucked, you fuckboy
is this another case of reviewers being bad at games and not getting paid? or is this really the worst star fox in the history of the franchise?
LOL
>>334977674
>Gets hit by a car
>Survives
>Gets hit by another car
When is Miyamoto going to retire? Just retire gracefully before everyone starts to hate you.
>>334977763
The controls that people said every step of the way were going to be ass ended up being ass.
Go figure.
>>334975695
DELETE THIS
YOUR BEING BANNED
>>334975695
if you read the reviews, its just nostalgia fags giving it bad reviews.
literally nothing is happening.
>>334977882
Don't care about graphics, loved Star Fox 64, and I play plenty of games with hard to learn controls. Sounds right up my alley.
I’ve been a big proponent of the Wii U over the past couple of years, arguing that despite its gamepad gimmick and lower horsepower, it still has many of this generation’s best exclusives. Mario Kart 8 remains one of my top five games of the current generation. Plenty of others on the Wii U justified my purchase of the system.
I still feel that the Wii U had a lot to offer, but with the NX on the horizon, the console has become less relevant than ever.
I had high hopes for Star Fox Zero, and wondered if perhaps it might help give Nintendo’s struggling console a much-needed boost before E3 and, presumably, some sort of NX announcement. I was wrong. This latest Star Fox is a complete disaster
That’s a huge shame. The original Star Fox was one of my favorite games as a kid. It was way too hard, like many older games, but the stress of the challenge was matched by the sheer joy of beating a level. It was a great game and it deserves a great modern-gen sequel. Star Fox Zero is not that game
It’s not just that the campaign is too short or that the graphics leave much to be desired, though both those things are true. The real culprit is the game’s hideous, unbearable, unplayable controls. The two-screen view plus motion controls make Star Fox Zero a complete nightmare to play. Not a nightmare in the sense of “really hard” like the wonderful-but-brutal Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. That game was hard, but it was a game you could still master
Star Fox Zero is simply not fun to play. It isn’t challenging in a good way. It isn’t fun to have to look back and forth between the gamepad and the screen, and nor is it necessary—a decision built around a gimmick rather than one that takes advantage of that gimmick. It’s not fun to aim with the gamepad while trying to steer and boost and dodge with the thumbsticks. It’s not simply a matter of getting better, either. You do get better. The controls simply never get any more fun or engaging to play
>>334977915
>Flop of the Decade
Except that's Konami
>>334977915
It's not a flop, it's more like a meh plus I know an exclusive that scores worse than that.
People who actually care about numbers more than whos writing down the numbers shouldn't be allowed the freedom to vote.
People on the autistic spectrum should be shamed publicly and stripped of their rights as a first class citizen.
IT'S NOT FAIR. SONY CAN'T WIN AGAIN!
THEY
JUST
FUCKING
CAN'T
>>334978041
Shiggy will only retire when he's run out of Nintendo properties to ruin.
>>334977530
Uprising got good reviews, you faggot.
>tfw he's gonna get yakuza'd Gunpei Yokoi and Iwata
>>334977796
It's not the motion controls that make it bad, it's that you can't aim at anything on the TV so you have to look at the gamepad screen when shooting but can only see where you're going on the TV. It forces you to constantly have to watch both screens simultaneously and it frequently isn't doable.
>>334978006
>First party nintendo game does bad
>BETTER PULL UP SOME THIRD PARTY SHOVELWARE, THAT'LL SHOW EM!
>>334978091
yeah, if you counted it up, there are probably less than 20 unique titles on the system to own and those would ALSO be the BEST titles on the system at at least 7+/10
>>334977763
Awkward Controls
People expected a brand new Star Fox plot when it was clear it was going to be a reimagining/reboot
>>334977641
lol I dont wanna shill this game but you are the first person I've seen to call its control scheme 'unusable'
>>334978091
i don't want to be a dick, but anybody that calls star fox "too hard" probably isn't too quick on the uptake, and that means i can't trust their opinions when it comes to learning basic things like control schemes
>>334977994
says the fuckboy
>no asteroid level
fucking dropped so hard holy shit
>>334978084
It wouldnt be that bad if Nintendo didn't charge you $60 for a short game, with simple graphics and simple mechanics.
>>334976135
>>334976417
>>334977364
>It's not that shitty guys look!
Loving every laugh
>>334978146
>again
>PS4 has over 30 million more consoles sold than the Wii U
>implying Nintendo is even still in the game here
>>334978239
>>334978264
That was Forbes' review. They titled it "Star Fox Zero Is The Last Nail in The Wii U's Coffin."
>YFW you didn't fall for the "Wii U HAS THE BEST LIBRARY" meme
>>334978196
That sounds awful.
>>334978306
But clearly it isn't.
>>334975695
>>334976135
I swear miyamoto needs to fucking retire, he was dead set on those crazy controlls, and most review websites only play the game for 30min. Remember wonderful 101s reviews?
>>334975695
>No Krystal
They deserve the shit scores
>>334978285
star fox 64 is a short game with simple graphics and simple mechanics
if you want to talk shit on star fox 64 i wont stop you, but personally i think it's a good game and i was looking forward to another title in that same vein considering it's been 20 years
>>334977251
He should be the one to know
>>334978351
so glad I went Sony this gen. We always win
>>334978146
Sorry sonny, just pick up your shiny new PS4 tomorrow, I hear the new Ratchet & Clank is rather good.
>>334977815
I agree with him being critical of it but for different reasons.
>Forced Gyro is bad
Agree
>Star Fox Zero’s larger issue is that even though the format and gameplay are so similar to Star Fox 64, it feels like the time for this type of game has come and gone.
This is where I disagree.
Why has the time for flight combat "come and gone"?
From flight sim to arcade shooters, I feel like between the death of Rogue Squadron, Crimson Skies, and all the rest, it does feel like the genre's dead but it seems unfair.
Factor 5 died due to bad business, Star Fox has been in the hands of incompetent devs for years in a row now.
Flight combat is fun... So long as the game isn't being ruined by shitty gimmick sections that ruin the pace of the game, that is.
>>334977386
>implying Black Ops III isn't a good game
>>334978084
From the looks of it, though, it looks like this game is less about being able to master the controls like KI:U and more about fighting the controls through the entire game.
There's gitting gud, then there's terrible controls. Sounds like this game is the latter.
>>334978351
>PC+Wii U is the way to go
>>334977386
Black Ops III was solid, friendo.
>>334978285
Star Fox 64 was $60 when it released.
Star Fox Zero is $50. $60 if you buy it bundled with Guard.
>all those high scores from places with Nintendo in the name
If this weren't Nintendo it would be way lower.
>>334978091
It does blow dude. The Wii U had so much potential, and it has a ton of awesome games on it. Smash, Mario Kart, Bayonetta 2 and a ton more really cool games. It was simply that it came out at the wrong time, and it had the wrong mindset attached to it.
Nintendo didn't do much to actually reach out to developers and ask them what they wanted/needed in a console, and weren't going to change anything that would help developers take it more seriously.
I'd love to love the WiiU, and I do in some ways, but it is simply an inferior system, between the design, the cheaply made controller, the lack of games, and Nintendo not doing enough to actually help it.
It almost pisses me off that I bought one, only to have Nintendo slowly kill it, rather than just fix it.
I pre ordered it from Best Buy since I'll save $10 from the GCU membership, so it's not that huge of a loss if it's terrible.
Question: Do all physical editions come in the bundle with Guard?
It seems like the akward controls made most of the Reviews
>>334975695
>PS4 has no games
>Wii U games range from good to mediocre
>Xbone isn't even in the running at this point
PC wins again, I guess?
>>334978220
Yeah because sony is known for quality games, right? LOL
>>334978282
actually there is, but it's a secret level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWkpjukWmg8
>27:12
>>334978196
>It forces you to constantly have to watch both screens simultaneously and it frequently isn't doable.
this sounds like a ds game
i don't have problems playing ds games
maybe you do lmao
is guard or whateverthefuck it is at least good?
>>334978419
>>334978351
Feels amazing.
>FURRIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>334978493
I wouldn't pay more than $20 for it.
>>334978504
Cheat Code Central gave it the highest.
>>334978516
can't fix something that was dead on arrival anon
>>334978306
>anything under 90% is bad meme
/v/ everyone
>>334976916
The point in Dan's review was that he thought he wanted more Star Fox 64, but now realizes that 64 itself isn't that great of a game and that Star Fox is just a shit series.
>Reviews only matter if they're good for a game I like or bad for a game I hate!
>>334978561
No.
>>334978457
it kind of is though.
>>334978561
IGN reviewed Zero and Guard separately and gave Guard a higher score, so yeah...
>>334978553
lol cmon dude
This and Smash were the reasons why I bought a Wii U
You guys have no idea how I feel, no falseflagging this time
>>334978651
>70 is equal to 90
>>334978630
Okay.
>>334975695
its at 72 now
>>334977784
Iwata was just as big a shithead as any other motherfucker at Nintendo, he just didn't do anything especially-shitheaded during the months leading-up to his death. Even if he IS dead, no one's gonna try to go over his corpse and revive the Goldeneye remaster he killed
>>334978553
I'm just going to leave it at good luck. You're gonna need it.
>>334975695
You mongs act like people won't buy it anyway. Remember Fates? Nintendo is still going to profit, regardless of reviews
>>334978779
I bought a Wii U for Smash, MK and Zelda. MK satisfied me. Smash has been hit-or-miss. I fear about Zelda.
>>334978819
Which is still shit
>>334978351
>tfw you fell for the Wii U meme
>tfw you bought a PS4 anyway
I've been a Nintendo fan for all of my life, but the PS4 is really making me wish I grew up with PlayStation.
>>334977784
Kimishima decided to act.
>>334978892
dude, starfox won't even break 200k sales.
check it out dudes, my dad works at nintendo and brought me a build of starfox zero without forced motion controls
thanks nintendo!
>>334978540
You know Sony shut down that studio for this shit right? meanwhile nintendo will keep supporting miyamoto ruining games until he dies of old age
>MUH REVIEWS
>MUH 3 HOURS
You shitposters are desperate for this to fail. I'm still getting it I've waited for this since 1998
>>334978892
Fates was a good game, though.
>>334978917
yeah all those weeb games, sure makes me regret the nintendo games I bought!
>not having a PC to go with your WiiU
>>334978947
I could see that but everytime /v/ says something like that it makes more.
>>334978917
even though it's a bloodbornestation, the ps4 is looking a lot better than the wii u
and this is coming from a nintendo fan
i fucking PRAY the NX doesn't blow. if nintendo gets their act together and makes good games for it i'll be satisfied. i don't want more budget shit that gets low 60s on metacritic.
>>334978906
I'm still hesitant to believe Zelda will even release on the Wii U. It's been delayed repeatedly, clearly because of the NX, and I just don't know if I see them doing another Twilight Princess with 2 versions type thing.
>>334978543
>it's an escort mission
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING
WHY
FUCK YOU MIYAMOTO
FUCK YOU
>>334978989
Name a game he ruined besides Paper Mario, which was IS's own fucking fault.
>>334978779
I bought it for XCX and it was a good game. Not worth the shitty console though, fuck Nintendo.
>>334978684
Replaying Star Fox 64 recently made me realize how well designed it is.
>Smooth controls
>Fast gameplay
>Game has good pacing throughout, with distinguishable areas and different music
>Pacing broken up between "On rails shooting," "All Range Mode," and "Landmaster"
>Even the slow Blue Marine manages to create a unique atmosphere with its theme of darkness, requiring the player to illuminate the areaeven if it does kill the frame rate, but what can you expect it's the N64
>Voice acting is lively, brief, and to the point, never dragging on
>Sense of discovery from searching for the different paths
Adventures was a poor man's Zelda with tacked in Arwing, Assault was slow and bad, Zero was a chance to redeem the franchise but Miyamoto can't even compete with a fucking N64 game.
>/v/ sees the review scores on Metacritic and assumes games are good/bad based on that rather than playing them
And that's why any thread that starts with a review score should be banned.
Someone needs to take Nintendo out back and just finish them. If this is the bar they're setting for their shit, then I'm glad they're not doing well.
For fuck's sake, GIVE ME REAL FUCKING METROID.
>>334977775
see you at the NX launch, friend!
>>334979035
>PS4 only has weeb games
>PS4's only good game is Bloodborne
God I love these memes
>>334979094
Star fox zero
>>334978975
Can I have one?
>>334978412
>>334978493
That's the point. I played SF64 when it came out, and it was fantastic, but paying for the same game with sightly improved graphics and gimmiks isn't worth $60
>>334979054
If they did that, I wouldn't buy another console of theirs unless they released a new F-Zero or something like that. They really fucked me over on this one.
>>334979147
I didn't even buy a Wii.
>>334978975
>There's an arwing behind the N64 logo and the ESRB logo
HOLY FUCK I NEVER NOTICED THAT
I'M RETARDED
>>334976994
>Fuck off with your console war bullshit
This thread wouldn't even be happening if it wasn't for console wars.
We did it Sonybros......we did it.......
>>334979001
Loving every laugh.
>>334975695
more like starfox zero/10 lmao
>>334979287
>le vita owner
kek
>>334979224
Maybe I want everyone to fuck off. Each console has wonderful games, if you have brand loyalty you need to jump off the nearest highway bridge.
>>334979163
Please name some more.
Seriously, I am dying to have anything else to play on my PS4 besides Bloodborne.
>>334979134
Yeah, I'm just going to spend $60 on a game I might not even like.
Fuck off.
>>334979094
He ruined any chance of a Mario game not being shallow and generic.
>>334979323
>>334979340
Every. Laugh.
>>334979179
its ok if you don't think rail shooters are worth $60. but as someone who likes star fox i'd prefer if it was similar to the n64 version because there aren't many games like that any more
>>334979340
>le goalpost moving
nice
>>334978892
Do you know how badly the Wii U is selling dude?
>>334979340
I don't own a Vita.
>>334979192
See you in november!
>reviewers constantly shit on games for being too long
>praise and defend indie "experiences" that are 1 to 2 hours long
>Nintendo releases a 3 hour game
>now short games are suddenly a bad thing
>they fucked star fox
>they fucked paper mario
>they fucked smash
>they fucked metroid
>starting to make games for phones
>the retarded ass censorships
>iwata is dead
i am not a nintendofag and i don't even own a wii u but shit this is depressing
>>334979118
What am I looking at?
>>334979231
did what?
Thank God Starffox will finally be dead for good now.
Now they can focus on games people actually care about and want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToCt4yoTroA
>>334975841
CUCk MY GAME INTO PIECES
THIS IS THE LAST STAR FOX
WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
IF THE WII U DIED TONIGHT
CHANCES ARE THAT IT MIGHT
>b-b-but this is what we wanted
>bad graphics are just an homage to the original game
>3 hour campaign? nobody plays this game just for campaign...
>60 dollars? t-t-that's good price for infinite replay value
>i-it's still going to be fun
>>334979390
street fighter v pritty gud
>>334979445
And it also looks like shit, they indeed should like.
>>334979478
Shitposted
>>334979390
I frequently play GTA Online and it has probably ruined my life. You really wouldn't want to play it on PC. Too many hackers on there.
>>334979445
Those 2-3 hour long indie games all also happen to be $10-$20 at most. This garbage is $60. Nice try.
>>334979487
They're still making those shitty pikmin games though.
>>334979434
>2013
>Not including the Wii's original sales
Lol
>>334979445
It's because Nintendo isn't paying them to give their games unwarranted praise.
>>334979460
>iwata is dead
But that's a good thing. It all started when he become CEO of Nintendo.
>>334979598
Any praise towards Star Fox Zero would be unwarranted.
>>334979460
Add fucked kirby to the list. Return to dreamland was nice, but they've used the "play a normal kirby level until you can activate the clear everything with the press of a button" gimmick 3 goddamn times already.
Partners and power mixing were fun cause they changed gameplay up; but after the first stage of hit clearly marked target with your superpower that shit got fucking old
>>334979598
Fuck off back to misogyny chan, GoobyGrumbler
>>334979401
>has barely a hand in the NSMB games, which are mostly new developers and are mainly Tezuka affairs
>said team made Pikmin 3, which was fantastic
>has mostly a hand in 3D Mario, which is ALWAYS great
#wow #woah
It's almost as if Mario platformers don't need a lot of story. Super Paper Mario was fucking horrible.
>>334979195
I really hope you're being honest, cuz if you are I feel happy that you've discovered it.
>>334979390
Ratchet & Clank
>>334979512
Top kek, that was great.
>>334979460
>they fucked star fox
it was literally dead for 11 years, the game is meh, which is honestly better than the last two releases any way
>they fucked paper mario
yeah
>they fucked smash
lol no
>they fucked metroid
implying FF isn't a spinoff and if they really were set on fucking that franchise forever, they'd have released Other M 2
>starting to make games for phones
so? miitomo is pretty fun
>the retarded ass censorships
pic related cry baby faggot
>iwata is dead
we all die the moment we start to live
>>334979570
star fox 64 was a full price release
it's ok if you think its shit and not worth that price, but that's how rail shooters are
>>334979512
>Stuff3 is back
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
When did this happen?
>>334979581
Pikmin is at least cute.
There's nothing redeeming about Star Fox games.
>>334975695
We can tell how little interested is nintendo on this thing just by looking at the shit graphics
>>334979512
It's funny because it's true
>>334977641
so is kid icarus uprising and w101 for many casuals over here though
>>334979529
DELETE THIS
>>334979534
PC, shit game
At least wait until KOF to start talking about fighting games
Look at what they have done to the franchise you created.
>>334979587
It does include the Wii's sales, read the bottom of the image you fucking spastic.
>>334979581
Removing the time limit was a mistake.
>A bad game is bad forever. - Shigeru Miyamoto
Guess he was right
>>334979735
Wow. It's almost as if standards have changed over two decades!
Retard.
>>334979697
I'M TELLING THE TRUTH
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS BEFORE
>2016
>Releasing AAA games shorter than pic related
Apex kek
>>334979848
You fucking retard, I was talking about the cumulative sales, not the sales for the specific period
Gr8 review
>>334979858
>standards have changed
the genre is the same
you are literally telling me that it is unacceptable for a style of game (arcadey rail shooter) to be sold for full price
if you think rail shooters suck and aren't worth that price, it's cool, but that's just your opinion. personally i don't think certain genres are only worth selling at certain price points
So every starfox game after 64 was bad because it wasn't like 64 and now zero is bad because it's like 64?
>Star Fox Zero became an Iwata tribute
>It's shit
Can we all agree that Star Fox Zero is the worst game in the series?
>b-but star fox assault
star fox assault biggest down side was the on foot mission but everything else was great, also has the best multiplayer of the series.
>>334978421
>We always win
>Sony announces PS4K, making the old one obsolete
Yeah Sure
>>334979847
I love Argonaut and their awesome games such as...
Catwoman The Game
Malice
Buck Bumble
Croc
Ren and Stimpy Fire Dogs
Also, they didn't make Star Fox, they only programmed it.
>>334980052
The irony
>>334980052
At least it wasn't Color Splash.
>>334980062
>4k gaming master race while the nintoddler peasants enjoy 720p
Yep, we fucking won again
One thing I can't help but wonder is why they delayed this game so long, and it turned out this bad. I mean, all they had to do was take out the shit motion controls, or at least give an option to play the game without them, and the game would've been just fine.
I haven't played it yet, since I can't 'til Friday, but judging by what I've seen it's not good even after a good, what, four, five month delay?
I wish Miyamoto would step down finally. We need new blood in there.
>>334980031
basically, it took too long for rail shooters to get revived and now that they are revived they're outdated.
in the ten years between assault's release and zero's, arcade style games died out. assault would be FAR better received nowadays than it was in the mid 00's
>>334980058
The flight sections in Assault were slow and the voice acting went from being lively to just bad.
Good soundtrack though.
>>334975695
DELETE THIS PLEASE FRIEND, THIS IS PAINFUL
>>334977167
Not the same guy ehre but platinum havent made a good game recently besides bayonetta 2
>>334980052
pure pottery
>>334980143
You say that like color splash actually has a chance to be good
>>334980148
Sony Won. Your Wallet didn't
>>334975695
>>334976135
>>334976417
I know it's just shitposting but man, using metacritic literally ever triggers the fuck out of me
>>334979687
Think about it like this. If they make a sequel to 3D World, how is it gonna be different? Just some new levels and maybe 2 power ups? The same gimped gameplay? For $60?
>>334980148
>miles behind PC
enjoy your Best Peasant medal
I like rail shooters, if you think they need to be more than 6 hours long you need to get the fuck out.
>TFW Time Crisis will never come back.
>>334979934
and... What the fuck does that have to do with the Wii U's poor sales? Everyone knows the Wii sold well.
>>334980157
LOL
Remember when Miyamoto said "a delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever"?
Kek, guess he was wrong
>>334980272
They would have made it by now if they wanted to. Galaxy 2 came out less than three years after Galaxy.
Also, Galaxy 2 was a better game than Galaxy.
>>334978251
He has never played the game, he is just trying to fit in.
>>334980272
if the first one was worth $60 how would a sequel with more in it not be worth $60
how can a better game be worth less
>>334978421
>getting fucked in the ass by a corporation
>"we"
>>334980314
What do you mean? 5th one just came out recently
>>334979994
It really is, sounds right on the money.
>>334979678
Not that anon but that particular gimmick is inoffensive in comparison.
Now if Nintendo brought back the no death/ all points system from epic yarn then there would be a problem.
>>334980342
Literally the first thing I thought when the reviews started coming in mostly 'meh'.
>Hey you know all of those game journalists and other fans who played the game at special events who said that the motion controls are kinda weird?
>Yes?
>Maybe we should make the gyro controls optional just in case.
>Fuck those guys, just keep them in. I'M the developer.
Great, I hope this franchise is over, I'm a Nintendo-fag, but I hate Star Fox as much as Sonic for the fucking self-insert-furry-fandom they are literally the most cancerous thing to ever happen to Nintendo.
>>334978091
Fuck off with your forbes copypaste
>Muh reviews
Just wait until the game comes out for fucks sake, if it's shit then it shows Nintendo doesnt gives a shit about any franchise other than Mario or Zelda
>>334980249
>You say that like color splash actually has a chance to be good
No, I was saying CS would be a worse tribute than Zero. There is no chance of that game being good.
>>334980272
>>334980361
I want something back to basics though. I'm tired of trying to make the next 3D mario on a bigger scale like Galaxy, or "Universe" like people were expecting before 3D World.
Just something like 64, but make those overworlds bigger and more things to do in each one
>>334980342
>a bad game is bad forever
No, he's right. He's saying no matter how much you delay something bad, it will always be bad
>>334980421
What? Is it coming to consoles?
>>334980252
>>334980340
Because you're making it seem like Nintendo is in the shitter, even though it has more revenue than PS and Xbox combined
