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What went wrong?
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B-but paid reviews
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>>334930459
>cinematic experience for the kids
>niche rail shooter for autists that speedrun and score attack.
Now you tell me what went wrong with video games.
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>>334930459
>1 days 23hrs 6 mins 57 secs
>until game release
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Finally after BB PS4 has another game !
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>>334930459
>nintendo begins handling their own PR with Direct
>nintendo stops playing ball with gamejournopros
>nintendo game reviews drop from 10/10 UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM to 7/10 "meh" to 5/10 "nindendo sux"
>nintendo-exclusive games like Bayonetta get criticized as "media for sexist shitlords" 7/10 from Polygon
>sony games that pay the payola like MGS5 get 9/10 despite Quiet "sexism" from Polygon
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>>334931439
>sony games that pay the payola like MGS5 get 9/10 despite Quiet "sexism" from Polygon
>sony games that pay the payola like MGS5
>sony games like MGS5
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Have you seen that new ratchet and clank? Shit's graphics are fucking jaw-dropping, even if it is all at 30 fps.

also nintendo just can't seem to just MAKE a game without shoving some "innovation" into it. The two screens and gyrowing segments really seem to have fucked shit up. Hopefully it sells well enough for a sequel that doesn't have divided attention.
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>>334931921
Pc gamer discovered.
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>>334930459
Gaming journalism
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>>334931921
Innovation, despite 10 years of PS3 told people, is good. Even clusterfucks like soul games used to be innovative. Before From jumped the shark and froze everything to its broken state.
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>>334931251
>it's a remake with missing content
Oh well
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>>334932224
it's a reimaging of the original game, so please shut the fuck up and come back to your pc playing minecraft.
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>>334930646
They are dead.
In reality video games have stage 4 cancer, I give them 10 years tops, 10 awful and painful years
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One game looks like it's from 2018 while the other looks like it's from 1998
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No oltanis
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>>334930459
Neo-Nintendo
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>>334930459
DELETE THIS!
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If a site told you not to play Smash 4, would you listen? Don't answer that.
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>>334931251
If that's the retarded logic you're going for, you can say the same thing about the Wii U. From Splatoon to Now, there was diddly fuckall new going on making those waves.
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>>334930459
Different genres, different production values also different lower price ;-)

t. sonygger
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First reviews don't matter, then they do, then they don't, then they do, make up your mind sonyfriends.
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I mean ratchet and clank was always a more fun game than any star fox game.
if anyone is really surprised than they haven't played one of the franchises.
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>>334930459
Nintendo is just like their fans: stuck in the past in every way, even with all the tech we have today.

It's the only company I know that lives solely based on nostalgia.
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>>334931439
You posted this in the other thread. Fuck off.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8a-WctBS8
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>>334930459

Starfox is a shit game and Ratchet is a good one, simple as that. I've actually played both and sorry but that's just the fucking truth.
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>>334930459
>space furry games
You are really reaching in order to start a console war thread OP. I'm not defending Star Fox 0, but this is just blatant console war shitposting. If this thread gets deleted, then more shitposters/idiots will scream ninendogaf or something equally stupid.
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Star Fox was never good.
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>>334931439
bayonetta was called that before bayonetta 2 was even an idea.
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>>334934494
Kill me, Pete
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>Make mediocre games
>People call them mediocre
>Nintendo fans claim conspiracy

Every time.
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Is SF0 the new Bloodborne?
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>>334930459
I'll tell you want went wrong:

Platinum Games

They're hot shit this year and every publisher wants an exclusive from them because they have million-sale brand name recognition and incredible core gamer street cred.

But anyone who ever played any of their masterpiece games (of which there are many) knows several things:
>they're undisputed masters of third-person on-foot melee combat
>Kamiya always shoehorns in some bullshit rails shooter segment because he likes them, and they're always tedious and overstay their welcome.

When I saw Platinum announced as the dev for SF0, the first thing through my mind was "why? What could they possibly bring to this franchise to reinvigorate it?" and my second thought was "god dammit, this game is gonna be the missile riding level in Bayonetta for 8 hours, isn't it. Am I gonna get Fox Time if I do a Barrel Roll at the last possible second? Jesus Christ"

Then I saw the chickenwalker segments and it became clear, Platinum is desperately trying to make this flight-based game into something they're comfortable developing, because they know their execution will be sub-par.

And lo, that's exactly what fucking happened.

Between this and Scalebound, Platinum is in for a very rude awakening in the form of some permanent reputational damage. Infinite Space apparently didn't teach them that they're beloved for their combat systems ALONE, and trying to "widen their scope" is a fool's errand. Kamiya and Inaba are clearly bored of churning out action games, and trying to move outside their wheelhouse, but it isn't working.

Ninendo is, of course, equally to blame for thinking that the name "Platinum" would be worth jack shit without the gameplay that it promises.

Do what you do and do it well. This game should be a lesson not only to Platinum, but to all companies considering Platinum for future projects that have nothing at all to do with what they're good at.
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>>334934494
Holy shit, they milked that hard.
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>>334934860
Bloodborne is the new bayonetta 2
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>>334934860
>>334935001
No, SF0 is the new Bayo 2.

Unlike Bloodborne, there aren't a million NEVER EVER goldface threads a minute about SF0, nor were there such threads about Bayo 2. Which makes it kind of ironic that Sonyfriends are always talking about how Nintendo's fanbase is immature.
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>>334930459
No Krystal
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>>334934860
Bloodborne is generally praised.

SF:0 makes me want to vomit when i look at it.
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What were the extra 5 months for????
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Positive reviews ain't free you know.
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>>334932402
>modern rehash
>less content than original
RE IMAGINED
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>>334935346
"better" marketing strategy
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>>334935269
>me
lol
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>>334931439
>nintendo stops playing ball with gamejournopros
>NoA's twitter still fucking retweets Kotaku
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Well I guess that settles it.
Sony beat Nintendo.
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>>334931439
Why are you ignoring that Bayo 2 has a 91 on Metacritic?
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>>334935245
>Unlike Bloodborne, there aren't a million NEVER EVER goldface threads a minute about SF0

Why would they be when literally nobody wants to play this except 50 years old Star fox and nintendo fanboys
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>>334935480
Welcome to 1996.
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why

why do i keep clicking on these warbait threads

i want to get off of /v/ forever
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>>334935504
Because reviews only matter when they're in favor of Playstation and low for Nintendo, obviously.
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>>334935480
they still have XBOX to deal with
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>>334935559
This. Sony has been kicking nintendo ass since final fantasy 7.
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>>334932224

Isn't that basically what SF0 is too? They're both "reimaginings" of old installments in their respective series
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Star Fox Wii U just fucking sucks. It should've been more like Ace Combat or the Assault mode in UT2K4 in the sense that it sould've been open space rather than a corridor. It may have been good for the SNES and the N64, but the 90s are over.
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>>334935553
I'm not a sonypony so I'm not going to call sour grapes, but even if that is true,
>nor were there such threads about Bayo 2
and you can't sit there and pretend that nobody wanted to play that.

Besides, why else would these threads get shitposted to death if people really didn't care?
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Ratchet & Clank
>$40
>87 metacritic
>8-12 hours
>tight, fluid controls

Star Fox Zero
>$60
>70 metacritic
>2-3 hours
>gimmicky shoehorned second screen gyro garbage

Pretty easy choice Tbh
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>>334934727
Kill me, Pete
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>>334935823
Because everyone wanted this game to be great, and we're processing our frustration at the fact that it isn't.
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>>334931439
You posted this in two other threads. I get that you're desperate, but this just comes off as pathetic.
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>>334932224
Just like SF0?
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>>334934860
BB, though the weakest Souls game, is still good

SF0 is just bad all around. The gimmick controls hide the fact you spend more time struggling with them than the difficulty of the game. I think even Dinosaur Planets stages had more challenge to them
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>>334930459
One word: Neoshitendo
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>>334935947
>>334936083
Like how everybody is sitting here talking about how bad it is when it isn't even out yet, but if I were to say something bad about BB everyone would automatically assume I haven't played it or am just mad it's not on PC.
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>>334930646
How can you speedrun a rail shooter?
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>>334936212
Because BB is a good game.
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>>334934960
>Platinum only did art assets
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>>334936281
D-DELETE THIS
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>>334936298
Source your claim, I don't believe you.
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>>334936281
I'm sure it is. You can't know whether this is a good game already though. Unless you're actually stupid enough to live by reviews.
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>>334936268
The same way you speedrun a movie.
You don't.
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>>334936474

>what is fast forward
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>>334936550
TAS
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>>334932402
Fuck off, I preordered it myself. This is just a fucking cash-grab, almost no polish and effort compared to previous main-line Ratchet games.
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>>334930459
....nothing?

You have a competent dev slap a quick turnaround remake (let's be fair, Insomniac has been focused on that other game coming in July) of a beloved game that captured the heart of the original while adding some elements from later titles. It scored well.

Then you have a developer that has been shaky this gen AND last turn out a game that does nothing new and tries to recapture a spirit that was amazing 20 years ago but has been outdone dozens of times since. Nintendo itself hasn't done anything interesting with an IP sinxe Galaxy and the Wii U has had short, disappointing versions of all the beloved IP except Metroid. When the first selling point ever mentioned was "you can turn your gamepad to turn your ship" everyone should have smelled the shit.

Star Fox has not had a great console title in what, 19 fucking years? Nintendo hasn't made a great console game in almost a decade. Big surprise this is a turd too.
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>>334931921
30fps is the least of this game's cons, Cora's terribad voice acting, recycled Grummelnet weapons, a max of 15hr playtime if you go for platinum, little bugs and glitches every other level, nooneshutsupinthereboot.mp4, and Nefarious.
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>>334937039
I think people are surprised that a long-requested fan favorite franchise revival directed by Platinum Games turned out so shitty.

I mean they shouldn't have been, but there you are.
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>>334930459
Nothing went wrong, really. I have said that R & C was a sign of everything that needed to be done with the Starfox series to breathe new life into it. R & C's space segments (in 2, an 3 especially) are VERY Starfox influenced, right down to the barrel rolls. There should totally have been an on-foot section in the new fox game, Rob on McCloud's back providing jump boosts, maybe have Samus's Zero-Blaster which seemed to also be a sword and a whip.

That said, it seems like most reviews are still very Nintendo biased, in particular when it comes to multiplat releases the Xbro version gets generally a higher score, Sony version sometimes would get a slight boost back when multiplayer was still free, the Nintendo versions were uniformly shat upon by reviewers, usually accompanied by comments regarding other versions' faults not being fixed.
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>>334930459
>What went wrong?
You tell me, the trailers for SF0 look great.
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>>334937182
I don't think PG was too excited about the idea. They should just do what they're best at.
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Why do sonyponies never want to talk about their own games instead of just shitting on everyone else?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbW99DyAAm4

This review is just embarrassing. Like really exciting new features like move around in cut scenes, has he never played a modern game that wasn't nintendo?
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>>334937691
You're not looking hard enough.
>>334936797
>>334937142
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>>334937691
That would imply that they have games to play.
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How is Star Fox Guard?
I was looking forward to that more than Zero and wonder if its worth the price on the eShop?
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>>334938249
Going by the scores and how it was made entirely by the old coot past his prime Shiggy, just as bad if not worse than Zero
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>>334934727
kill me, Pete
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>>334937593
>le cheesy voice acting xDD
>le do a barrel roll xDDD
>cringe all over the place
this series never matured beyond that after almost 20 years, but who needs a decent game when nintendo can milk dry all the nostalgia for decades, right?
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>>334938420
>WAAAAH Miyamoto is old so he can't make good games!
>M-muh Paper Marios!

Can you actually provide criticism to the game itself or just judge it based on the director's age and a 2012 3DS game that wasn't what you wanted but find it impossible to get over it?
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>>334934475
Your autism is showing.
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>>334932016
literally what
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>You don't have to take different routes cause level select
>Other levels are just fly to the portal
>Not even proper levels just small bonus stages
Why nintendo?
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>>334938610
Filthy american discovered.
The european trailers for this game were great.
The memey trailers were american
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>>334934494
>Someone looked at this and thought it was hilarious
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Dear god. What happened to Star Fox?
Oh shit guys. I guess F-Zero is next then.
OH GOD NO.
OH GOD PLEASE NO
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>>334939169
FALCAWN PAWNCH Xd
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>>334938061
>Star fox zero has a great presentation
>great
>presentation

Nigga this is the worst looking big game in like fucking forever its literally 10 years behind jesus fucking christ Nintendo fanboys.
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>>334939283
But no you see there is a scene where a giant spider mech walks up a hill!

This has never happened in games before ever! I mean how crazy is it to have STUFF happen WHEN YOU ARE IN A CUTSCENE!
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>>334930459

Make a N64 remake instead of Adventure 2 was mistake
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>>334930459
ANOTHER MASTERPIECE BY THE GENIUSES OF NINTENDO AHAHAHAHAHHAH
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>>334930459
>It's a shitposting thread
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>>334939169
Why are shitposter not killign themselve more?

Why do these retards always cling to life the most?
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>>334930459
I don't get it. 7 is considered bad?
Also
>"""Professional""" reviewers
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>>334940061

Haha, defending so hard you contradict yourself. Pick one line of defence to defend your shitty game please.
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>>334940765
Shitposter are so dumb english is too hard for them. What a surprise.
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>>334940061
7 isn't bad, 7 is "ok"

"ok" games aren't worth your time unless you're a hardcore fan and can plunder through the flaws.
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>>334940765
>Game gets released
>User reviews (the ones that matter most) are mostly positive
>Rinse and repeat
>inb4 Nintendo shill or such other cry
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>>334941015
W101 is a ''7'' game from those dumb fucks, and is GOTYAY


ie reviewer are untrustworthy, braindead morons.
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>>334941015
>7 is ok
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>>334941162
>If i keep shitposting they'll stop liking this game i don't want to like
>i'm so S-M-R-T
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>>334941131
That's why you wait for user reviews nigga. However, the user reviews aren't going to help the dated graphics and sloppy framerate.

>>334941162
Correct.

5 and below is bad, 6 is the middleground between bad and ok, 7 is ok, 8 is good, 9 is great, 10 is amazing. Don't give me this "but 5 is average!!!" shit everyone spews, because that's literally not how ratings in entertainment work. This isn't math class.
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>>334941362
>>334941391
>because that's literally not how ratings in entertainment work
Says the faggot.
Lemme guess, you were born in the late 90's?
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>>334941391
>dated graphics
Huh?
>sloppy framerate
Where? Do you have proof?
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>>334930646
>Ratchet & Clank
>cinematic experience
I've heard some shit in my time, but this takes the cake.
No, I don't give a fuck that it's a movie tie-in. R&C has not been, and will never be, a "cinematic experience".

Fucking neo/v/.
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>>334941078
Because Nintendo has the biggest ardent crybaby fanbase who defend just about anything the company does, look at /v/ for fucks sake.
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>>334930459
low ambition game that does nothing to forward starfox as a franchise

if i wanted to play starfox 64 i would just boot up my n64. why cant they just give us the story focused starfox with an interesting, fleshed out world that everyone wants. assault was on the right path, just the on foot missions needed to be tightened up

why cant they just make mass effect with animals and space battle segments
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>>334941494
>I-I'll call him a faggot! That'll show him!
Excellent. Try responding when you have a better argument.

94' by the way.
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>>334936083
>BB, though the weakest Souls game
B8
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>>334941391
I look at it the same way I look at an exam. If you get 50% (sometimes even 60%) you barely pass. A 5/10 is a game that barely passes as a video game. Anything below is a fail, anything below 80 isn't really all that impressive.

90+ - Outstanding
85-89 - Great
80-84 - Good
75-79 - Okay
74 or lower - Mediocre
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>>334941494
If you get a 50 percent grading from a subject at university, do you consider that good, or even average?
No of course not.

Most people will fall in between the 60-80 range, anything beyond an 80 is considered to be very good to amazing.
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>>334941603
A few screenshots were posted in a few other threads. The game dips below 40 during some points, and some of the textures look pretty bad.
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>'Star Fox Zero' Is The Last Nail In The Wii U's Coffin

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>334937142
Why does no one mention the worst part? No skill points.
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>>334937142
whats wrong with nefarious

R&C3 is still the best game
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>>334941849
>If you get 50% (sometimes even 60%) you barely pass.
What kind of university are you going to? Are you American?
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>>334941742
because if you aren't willing to put in the generous time investment for mass effect's characters to be likable, then there isn't really anything fun about it

or are you going to lie and say the 3rd-person shooter segments were fun, or that choosing from a wheel of hard-to-roleplay answers was immersive
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>>334941849
>>334942025
Where I grew up, anything below a 70 was an F and I'm American.

Not sure where you can get a 50% and pass.
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>>334942025
Do you have a problem with high standards you third world fuck?
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>>334930459
Nothing, Nintendo just doesn't know what they're doing anymore.
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>>334942156
>high standards
>american university

top fucking kek. We had some supposedly top tier american students study here for a semester and they barely passed, kept complaining the work is too hard
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>>334941742
because nintendo is jew as fuck and doesn't put enough budget into their wiiu games. They know it was a failed console and only a portion of hardcore nintendo fans buy the exclusive games so why would they dump all the resources on something that isn't the next zelda
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>>334942036
the world was fun to be in

where as the world in starfox is incoherent and is just an excuse for geometry and forgettable designed aliens to fly at you. how am i supposed to care about a game like that
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>>334942025
In the US you fail if you get below 20%
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everyone in this thread needs to get laid

>mfw me and my gf will be having fun while you pathetic lot will be throwing shit at each other
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>>334942097
Denmark, 40% at certain educations at university is a pass.

>>334942156
>high standards
No I'm just guessing you have som baby-tier shit tests that are so dumb all you have to do is memorize words for the multiple choice. I'm guessing that's what you do at university as well since it's what you spend all of High School doing.
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>>334942271
this.

Every nintendo game is short as fuck and usually consists of reused assets and simplistic level design
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>"It's over! Nintendo is finished!"
>This statement has been going on for years

So... When will they be "finished" exactly?
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>>334942320
I've seen Star Trek, there wasn't really anything in ME's world that was fun

And you saw what happened last time they did a 3rd-person adventure game with the Star Fox IP, right?
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>>334942565
Next extinction event.
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>>334931439
I love this new pasta
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>>334941947
They're in the game as trophies though. Which makes sense. Unless you really miss the sound acquiring one makes. You just can't guess what to do based off their titles anymore because they're hidden.
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>>334930459
I think nintendo should stop with home consoles and just do handhelds. its the only thing nintendo has going for them.
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>>334942893
>character looks so generic you have to write their name
lol
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Because shitposting>Everything.
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>>334942893
But Rom is older than Ram

>>334942893
To be fair the two on the left are twins. But yes, most modern anime styles are lazily done.
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your gf is sucking my nigger dick at this moment cuck boyy
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>>334942364
Did you just get your first gf anon?, that's nice.
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>>334941742
This is literally the worst opinion I've read on here, good job
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>>334941742
Is it a dank new meme to say "why don't they do what everyone wants?" and then name something that nobody wants?
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>>334942565
they've been finished have you been under a rock?
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>>334941015
well that's good then because the only people who are going to want to pay 60 dollars for a star fox game are hardcore star fox fans
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>>334943946
I'm not seeing it, muchacho.
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>>334931251
Dark Souls 3.
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>>334941742
why don't they just stop making star fox games

it's not a good ip
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>>334944179
Can't you see all the shitposting? They're finished, just look
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sonyggers are having a field day with this
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>>334932402
You're getting cucked by Sony and you like it you dumb retard.
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>>334944492
fug. I hope i can still get my refund from Hastings
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>>334944239
not exclusive, doesnt count
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My "review" of Memetendo

posting in a children's thread
he buys expensive Fischer-Price toys

Iwata
a failed businessman, the trick code monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and dying. Brava Iwata, brava!

Reggie
a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson fils-amie?'). he knows he's the least popular employee and desperately tries to fit in by making Reddit-tier jokes

Miyamoto
an over-the-hill "developer" weighed down by his talentless cronies. only makes simplistic video games because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'The Nintendo NX' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. He will eventually go the route of gunpei yokoi , shrivel up and die at the ripe age of 80

Bill
the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters away on social media on while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual devlopment budget money.

Sakurai
the only dev showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown Nintendo.

I like how Memetendo is a company founded upon innovation, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from miiverse if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the company has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, put on puppet shows and make bad facebook memes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.
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>>334930459

R&C is trash. Extremely short and uninspired, 30 FPS, bad animations, dumb retcons, low difficulty. If this is the future of the series then I want no part of it. It's sure as shit not a game that console warriors should be praising. But of course you just see a high number and think it has to be good, right? Goddamn I can't tell if you faggots are being ironic anymore. Probably not, it's just stupidity.

I don't even care about Star Fox.
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>>334934269
Mario Maker came after Splatoon, dummy. You're also ignoring all the exclusives on Wii U before Splatoon. The Wii U's library isn't great but it's a fuck of a lot better than PS4.
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>>334945072
>exclusives on Wii U before Splatoon
>exclusives
>on Wii U
>before Splatoon
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Nintendo fired a femnazi

journalists react butthurt.
Expect every nintendo game to be rated low.
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>>334944959
>anime image
Didn't bother reading your post
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>>334944959
OMGz Is this the new ebin pasta~?
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>>334944959
Here's your (you). Better luck next time.
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>>334934494
Memes aside, that looks like a blast!

Friday can't come fast enough.
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>>334945591
It's out tomorrow, dude.
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>>334943567
enjoy playing starfox 64 over and over again
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>>334945160
wasn't she a pedophile?
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>>334930459
I stopped taking Metacritic scores (and video game reviewers in general) seriously after I found out Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire have a higher Metascore from reviewers than Emerald, despite Emerald being literally the same game but with more content and difficulty. I wouldn't be surprised if SF0 is a lot better than Ratchet & Clank.
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>>334946049
Yes, and several other things, but let's not get into that
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>>334944717
No one has an Xbone.

the PC version is just a port.

Checkmate, Nintoddlers.
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>>334946049
Funny enough, this wasnt the reason fem pedobear got fired. She also was a whore, filming herself do softcore porn.
This got her fired.
Nintendo wants to be associated with pedos but not with porn stars.
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>>334945072
for real though, its like they knew super mario maker was the last good game they would put out for wii u, and that was months ago

they better have some solid, big budget launch titles for the NX to make up for it
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>>334931251
R&C is more fun than BB
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>>334946338
>She also was a whore, filming herself do softcore porn.

post pics
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>>334945141
>New Super Mario Bros. U
>Pikmin 3
>Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
>Super Smash Bros
>Super Mario 3D World
>Mario Kart 8
>Hyrule Warriors
>Bayonetta 2
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>>334946232
So she pretty much stopped holding it in after being fired huh?
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>>334942590
star fox adventures is literally a different game with the star fox ip skinned over it last minute, no wonder why it was shit

assault on the other hand was good precisely because it tried to expand and modernize the star fox franchise
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>>334946285
Microsoft bought all 20 million xbones? Damn they really are desperate.
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>>334946476
I dont want to get banned. Google is your friend, forgot her stage name but the images are very homemade and she has an ehhhh body anyway.
you are off fapping to better looking, non-femnazi girls
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>>334946676
Uhh, anon... Look at the date of that tweet...
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>>334946892
Maybe... I... Will... Anon... But... For... Shitposting... Purposes... I... Will... Not...
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>>334946829
theres not even any nudes. disappointing af
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>>334946978
>triggered by ellipses

What's it like being a little bitch?
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>>334946829
point me in the right direction pls.
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>>334946620
>Platinum garbage and dozen mario rehashes

Yawn
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>>334931251
I have plenty of games m8
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>>334935671
No they dont
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>>334947364
>natural doctrine

literal weebshit
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>>334947364
3/4 is niche weeb crap that would probably run perfectly fine on a PS3
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>>334947364
>DmC
lol
>Disgaea 5 box being crushed under all those games
double lol
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>>334947876
It's a terrible game I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

>>334947883
So you are saying weeb games are not games?
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>>334947364
>All those multiplats
>All those shitty games
Enjoy wasting your money like a 5 year old
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>>334947876
>>334947883
>WAAAAAHHHHHH IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT'S GAMES I DON'T LIKE!!!
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>>334947883
>3/4 of those games aren't games because I say so.
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>>334947976
It isn't being crushed at all the corner of the box it open because I was playing it before I took the picture.
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>>334948137
Dad won't give you a raise on your allowance, huh? :/
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>>334948137
>all those multiplats
At least they run better than the shit ports you get on PC

>shitty games
I own 1 objectivly shitty game, the rest is your own shitty opinion
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>>334948083
>>334948146
>>334948156
(you)
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>>334935671
>they still have XBOX to deal with
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>>334948083
>So you are saying weeb games are not games?

no theyre just shit

its like saying xbox has exclusives because of all the kinect shit no one cared about
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>>334947364
Oh my god why did you buy samurai warriors 4 three times
Just get empires and that's all you need
You don't need SW4 and SW4: Cashgrab edition
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>>334934727
>>334935890
>>334938501
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>cut multiplayer
>barely any content
>platinum made it but no customizable and buyable weapon system
>2 hour campaign

this is not what a next gen starfox looks like. i wanted a wonderful 101 style starfox game with lots of collectables and tons of different beams and lasers and bullet based attacks. a real action game. this is lazy neo nintendo shlock
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>>334930646
I feel like rail shooters are gonna be popular again with VR
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>>334948545
Because I bought them as they came out and I like the samurai warriors series. I didn't even know empires was going to come to the west since it is the first samurai warrior empire game to be out here in a decade.
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>>334941742
it's worse than that

modern nintendo's devs CANNOT FUCKING WORK WITH HD AND MOTION CONTROLS

they just can't.

all the resources are going towards gimmicky controls and none to the things that matter like content or graphics

and nintendo thinks doing this with an even MORE powerful console is going to improve shit?

i wish we could go back to the gamecube days. nintendo's cheap, frugal ways are NOT going to serve them well for the NX.

hope you guys are ready for more ultra smash, SF0 and amiibo festivals, friends. because that's all we're gonna get until nintendo's investors drop out and they start only making mobile games.

it's a huge shame too. tropical freeze, mario maker and splatoon were legitimately good games
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>>334945841
I fucking wish that was the case, sadly I've spent the last decade playing Starfox: Zelda, Starfox: Krystal fanfic edition and every other excuse they can find to keep the on-rail action away from the series

It's like those faggots that want an fzero spinoff where you run around the city as captain falcon and get into fights
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>>334948496
Just because you don't like them does not mean they are shit, whereas the kinect was gimmick shit from day 1 and fought against you alot of the time.
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>>334948702
Majora's Mask pissed me off. I don't know what I was expecting though. I'm expecting effort being put when it's always just a fantasy. TPHD was the last straw. What a fucking trainwreck that was.
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>>334949231
did you poo your diaper
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>Numerous arcade flight type games have come out since the original Star Fox
>There were games before it that were revived and refined in the last generation
>Even Ratchet and Clank had some fun space missions
>Plenty of inspiration to draw upon for modern day Star Fox
>Instead of taking a page from these games, they just remake the same damn game again but with a game pad gimmick

I'm sure when people were asking for a new Star Fox, they weren't literally asking for the same fucking game.

They should have had SEGA do it
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>>334935269
Damn, you must have had a hard time in the N64/PS era.
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>>334935403
>>less content than original
Is this supposed to be a joke? The original can be beat 3 times over in the course of 5 hours to get 100%.
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>>334936083
>The gimmick controls hide the fact you spend more time struggling with them than the difficulty of the game
You must be pretty fucked up to not be able to just point and shoot.
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>>334932519
it's merely an identity crisis.video games are a very young medium and they'll only get better
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Star Fox Zero is worthless.

Honestly, it's an embarrassing mess of a game. I wouldn't be caught
dead having my name in those credits. It's unplayable and only 30 minutes long.
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>>334951473
90% of play time is spent struggling with the controls, that's what's pads out the game's 3 levels
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>>334934494
>You can play as Peppy

Holy fucking shit.

>He just keeps saying barrel roll every time you do a roll

Who the fuck at NOA approved this?
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>>334943129
Eh, two are twins and one is their sister who is only barely older than them appearance-wise.
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>>334947338
Why didn't you just post that you didn't read it?
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>>334951964
>can't accept the truth
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>>334951702
>>334952019
;) Have a few (You)s, champ. You earned them.
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>>334941610
>No, I don't give a fuck that it's a movie tie-in. R&C has not been, and will never be, a "cinematic experience".

Except for you know the one mentioned in this thread.
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>>334932402
I can't tell which game you're talking about. Please explain why it's ok/not okay when Sony/Nintendo does it.
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>>334948702
You still post here? Wow.
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