LOL
Can anyone beat Daisy's thickness?
Over 2/3 Canadian adults are obese due to following their own government-regulated dietary guidelines.
You know, that shit that says you need three meals a day with 18 servings of vegetables, 10 servings of dairy, etc.
And the funny thing is, the United States is crippling because it's even worse, but the US would never admit it's due to their own guidelines.
In comparison, France has lighter daily recommended food guidelines and when they found out 1/3 of adults were over weight (not obese, just over weight), they fucking rioted.
So why are Western governments telling their civilians to consume more food than what's healthy for a typical adult? Are they trying to pacify us? Are they just trying to encourage more spending for the economy? Are the illuminati an alien race trying to fatten humans for their own consumption?
THICC
THIIC
MORE THICC
>>334929610
>>>/facebook/
LOL
>>334929534
>>334929610
>hurrdurrdurr, flabby fat = thick
A woman is thick because she's fit. You need muscle for thickness, with just the right amount of fat to smooth it all out.
If she's got fucking cottage cheese dripping from her thighs, she's not thick, she's sick.
>>334929056
>>334929534
>le daisy is a hambeast meme
delete this
>>334929610
>>334929701
Masterful.
>>334929056
Daisy is flat
>>334929953
fuck yeah furry holocaust
>>334929953
Toss it out the hole in the door at the cunt
>>334929953
Stuff the rat into the bottle.
>>334929701
>>334930192
>no bulge
garbage.
>>334929953
pour it into that mouse hole and use candle wax to seal it up
>>334930192
>>334930192
this desu
death to those who draw her fat
>>334929701
LOL
>>334930370
(almost) correct!
>>334930769
Da crossword puzzle
>>334930769
He saw the hint in the sudoku puzzle left in the bottom right corner
TN: sodoku is Japanese for crossword
>>334930769
Max wrote asking for help on the crossword
>>334930896
>>334930941
Correct!
>>334930769
Help me MAX SOS
>>334931141
This is a stupid one, but the assistant is a plant, and bites down however many times and you can feel their temple flex when they do it
>>334931141
He clenches his jaw or something and the Count counts the number of times he feels them or something.
>>334931141
Does his assistant indicate the answer with his fingers, since he has 10 available?
AHAH I love these threads!
>>334931335
Cartoons only have 4 fingers silly
>>334931267
>>334931141
The bat is in collusion with the count
>>334931291
>>334931297
Correct! Now another stupid one.
>>334931267
>>334931509
The eyes in the shadows are from a second bat he just cloned!
>>334931509
Weirdly cloned himself.
>>334931509
Her seat cushion is pushed down while his is fresh
>>334931509
Popcorn bowl is full?
>>334931509
They aren't fucking and Doc has a science jar in his hands
>>334931509
>Wearing shoes indoors
Filthy degenerates
>>334931617
Correct!
>>334931669
Correct!
>>334929554
>2/3 of Canadians are obese.
Have you ever been in Canada? That claim is blatantly false.
>>334931720
He blew on it so it would float off the pedestal
>>334931509
Hes a minority
>>334931720
Apparently with the color of his tail
>>334931720
Just make a copy nigga
>>334931819
Almost. He used the hair dryer to blow it off.
hih
>>334931720
The fucking mouse used whatever that is as a fan and blew it off
>>334929953
rat
hat
or just break the fucking door down nigga its an oldass wood piece of shit
>>334931509
>tfw even count weirdly can get a gf
>>334931904
The law prevented those injuries from being deaths, Slylock is pro-life
>>334929701
got me
>>334931904
>Answer not edited out
No, because Slylock is a fucking cunt.
>>334931720
Some mix of baking soda, propane and salt/pepper to do something. I only onow retard levels of chemistry
>>334931926
10/10
>>334931904
Seat belts ain't gonna save you if you crash and your car blows up.
>>334931904
Absolutely not. Sear belts are saving lives. The reason more motorists are being treated for in-juries is because there are more accident victims surviving.
>>334931904
Of course the fucking furry had to like being tied up like te bitch he is.
>>334932030
Correct.
>>334932039
S-sorry..
>>334932386
he dropped it in the frog. dude is clearly choking on it as he runs by
>>334929056
We need to go thiccer
>>334932386
Swallowed by the bird on the right
>>334932386
That stork is choking on it.
>>334932386
In the right bird, see the neck.
>>334932386
in the right birds throat?
>>334932263
Dis nigga a genius
>>334932526
>>334932386
THE SEAGULL FUCKING ATE IT! CHECK THAT FUCKER'S NECK!
>>334932386
its inside the apple on mr krabs desk!
>>334931720
hair dryer
>>334932571
>>334932575
Correct!
>>334932386
I am seriously way too stupid for these.
>>334932386
The 2 ducks are getting married by the fish, clearly the ring is there
>>334932386
On the ground
>>334932634
it was day. the star is the sun.
>>334932634
the bike had a lamp on it
>>334932634
Vitamin C
The fuck is up with this fox? He's even worse than Layton.
>>334932634
something involving the bandages on the mole guy's foot?
>>334932634
He was wearing reflective material like any responsible night time biker
>>334931509
Wanda Witch is a clone of Weirdly, dressed as a trap
>>334932634
Slylock can claim whatever the fuck he wants, doesn't mean that whatever he cleams is true.
Slylock's lying.
>>334932634
it was day time duh
>>334932634
Daytime nigga. The sun is a star. She could see........... clear as day.........
>>334932634
He's a lying little fucker
>>334931724
That hole's exactly where it needs to be.
>>334932634
Rabbits can see in the dark nigga
>>334931616
>>334932832
holy fuck who steals a bike in broad daylight?
>>334932634
It was daytime
>>334932862
>>334931509
The bull isn't even there yet!
>>334932934
Some dirty fucking shrew.
>>334932934
She is brown you know.
>>334929972
>you will never work making practical effects for movies
>you will never create sexy alien asses and have them drawn over in post with CGI
>>334932903
Why is this so cute?
>>334932862
Imagine if the girl wore her shirt like that haha
>>334933016
The mouse. Mice aren't marine life.
>>334933016
the dolphin. they don't have gils
>>334931904
>>334933016
Dolphins don't have gills
>>334931724
The artist has to know.
>>334933016
The dolphin has gills.
>>334933065
>caring about the girl
>>334933016
The ray. They eyes don't work like that.
>>334933016
Dolphin, they're mammals and don't breathe through gills
STOP MAKING FUN OF DAISY. I AM TIRED OF ALL YOU ROSALINA FAGS LAUGHING BECAUSE SHE APPEARS IN MORE GAMES. ROSALINA IS FUCKING FORCED. NO ONE LIKES HER. HER SOLE PURPOSE IS TO NOT ALLOW DAISY IN MARIO GAMES BECAUSE MUH MIYAMOTO DIDN'T LIKE HER. IT'S FUCKING UNFAIR. SHE HAS BEEN PART OF THE MARIO FAMILY FOR OVER 25 YEARS, AND SOME BLUE PEACH CLONE COMES IN AND STEALS HER SPOTLIGHT? FCUKING BULLSHIT.
I am just fucking mad. She deserves to be in Mario 3D World, Smash, and all RPGS. Why is it okay for newer shit/less relevant shit like Rosa and Birdo to get in more games is beyond me. Fuck NeoNintendo.
>>334933016
The gold fish, I hope we all get banned.
>>334933016
>manta ray with eye stalks
>>334933016
The robot is Slylock himself, as the real Slylock has a red tail, not a blue one
>>334929953
what was the correct answer?
>>334933145
(you)
>>334932903
that's cute
>le skinny character is fat meme
Liking Filia on this board is suffering. Girl has giant hips so that means she must be drawn as a literal blob.
>>334929554
>18 servings of vegetable
what the fuck ? Is this a joke ? Cuz it's 5 a day in France
>>334933016
That humboldt squid would eat fucking everything in there.
>>334933016
the eel its not looking at skylock
>>334933251
They only paid to see it, not to hear it sing.
>>334933251
They paid for seeing it, not hearing
>>334933251
Clam's singing in a frequency they can't hear?
>>334933251
porn is censored in slylock land
>>334933251
Well the clam can sing but nobody would hear it. I can whistle in any language too.
>>334929554
Why didn't Mozart intervene and make the new star fox not shit?
Some things we'll never know, Anon.
>>334933302
Correct!
>>334933201
Sealing the liquid using wax from the candle
>>334929534
Possibly
>>334933251
Post some Cassandra.
>>334933374
Fucking look to see that he stole it from there?
>>334933374
The boat's still fucking wet so he couldn't have traveled far
>>334933374
taste the water. sea water is salty, lake water wouldn't be
>>334933065
Some drawfag already did that.
>>334933374
He licked the boat.
>>334933302
>>334933374
Wat.
They paid to see a singing clam, not a clam.
If it doesn't sing they can't be sure it was that one clam that was advertised as being able to sing.
They were clearly ripped off
I want to fuck that goblin queen
>>334932634
Its the sun
>>334933216
Shut the fuck up and post fatties you denial-drowning loser.
>>334933473
LEWD
>>334933491
you paid to see it, not hear it. Not slick smitty's fault you can't read and just made assumptions.
>>334933374
Lick the boat
>>334933504
That goblin has quite the ass.
>>334933374
Check is boat registration and boating lisence
>>334933374
he looked if the water at the boat was fresh water or salt water
>>334929056
What the fuck is with all these people making Daisy fat? I was always under the assumption she was kind of a tom boy, maybe it's just because I only really saw her in the sports games. Am I wrong?
>>334933461
You can't just say that and leave us hanging
>>334933504
KISS GOD DAMMIT
>>334933374
the bird in the background is a seabird so they can't be near a lake
>>334933613
tumblr
>>334933541
They paid to see a singing clam, but only saw a clam.
They do not know whether that clam was able to sing or not.
Want me to make a food analogy?
>>334933654
>kissing a unicorn
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/mlp/
>It will never be the day when Bucklo first published "Loss" again
Somebody hold me
>>334933613
Is just tumblr projecting their fatness to other characters
>>334933682
It's the singing claim, as outlined by the poster.
Keep your food analogy.
>>334933654
>wanting to see 2 girls kiss
lol fag
>>334933613
It's because nobody likes fat people and nobody likes Daisy. So having them together really drives home the point that Daisy is the worst.
>>334929056
Would you bully Daisy?
>>334933682
But they did saw the singing clam, it just wasnt singing.
>>334933613
>What the fuck is with all these people making Daisy fat?
They think the reason why Daisy isn't in that many games is because she is fat.
>>334933374
>POST THE FUCKING SOLUTION
>>334933016
Dolphin.
>>334933803
Daisy is best Mario.
>>334933720
he's talking about the goblin and little girl you dunce.
>>334933937
throw it straight up
>>334933806
Then it's not a singing clam
If they had any proof whatsoever that that clam would be able to sing I would agree with you. But they don't
>>334933937
These Slylock pics make me feel like I'm acomplishing something when in reality my life is a fucking mess. Thank you.
>>334933771
Now I want to see 3 girls kiss.
>>334933937
He's gonna throw the ball straight up like a fucking smartass
>>334933803
I'd rather Daisy just not exist. She's pointless now and should just go die.
>>334933937
Straight up.
>>334933937
Throw it up.
>>334933937
This it upward
>>334933991
yeah no shit
>>334933937
He will fucking throw it straight up. I hate that mouse.
>>334933937
he threw the best curve ball that the universe has ever seen.
>>334934021
Now I want to see three squids kiss.
>>334933937
>Correct!
Man that's so fucking bullshit. "The scene" would refer to the scene of the crime, not where he's at now.
>>334934125
Didn't the slylock fox creator go on /co/ once?
>>334933613
Golf World Tour
>>334933803
>>334933647
Sorry anon. You will have to ask in the drawfag threads.
>>334933937
He throws it at orbital speeds, resulting in the ball leaving Earth, and returning at a later point.
>made as an athlete for sports games
>somehow autists thinks that's fat
>>334933937
Magnus effect
>>334933991
>>334934028
>>334934048
>>334934061
>>334934082
>>334934102
Correct!
>>334933998
I'm glad I can help you a little bit, Anon.
>>334934347
Count Weirdly is dead inside from a life of failure
>>334934347
All living tissue IN his body. His body itself will still be visible
>>334934347
He is not naked?
>>334934347
he has shorts on
>>334934347
Bones aren't tissue.
>>334934347
He is glad Count Weirdly is still wearing pants
>>334934347
He wears clothing and needs glasses to see.
Those won't dissapear.
>>334934347
Because who gives a shit about somebody being invisible? He'd also still be able to see his gloves, fingernails, hair, teeth, and shorts.
>>334934347
doesn't matter if he is invisible inside his body as his skin is still visible.
>>334934347
Because slylock read the Invisible Man
>>334929701
Well done.
>>334934347
dead skin will still be visible
>>334934347
there's a ton of problems with that, but I believe he's going with the "the external skin is actually dead tissue" angle for this one
>>334934347
Cause he'll see his fucking clothes.
Too bad he isn't showing his weird penis while talking to the fox.
>>334934446
If he was, Slylock would be worried for different reasons.
>>334934347
he will be able to see his underwear
this right here. I want to put my penis in that.
>>334934347
Either because he's wearing clothes or just the tissue inside of his body will be invisible, not outside.
>>334934460
bones count as organs?
>>334934347
The solution itself is already invisible
>>334934347
it doesn't make clothes invisible?
>>334934347
>vulture dropping a bone on the mouse's head
it's because bones aren't living tissue
>>334933937
>my job is to solve mysteries and riddles and shit
>it's finally my fucking day off, that Weirdly asshole can't even ruin THIS for me
>My assistant comes up to me with this shit eating grin on his face
>"I can throw this ball and it'll change direction in midair and come back to me, bet you can't figure out how!"
>Struggle to avoid just batting this shitheel across the field
>>334933362
You idiot, Mozart has been dead for hundreds of years.
>>334934460
Yes they are. Any group of specialized cells are.
>>334934347
He's just going to turn his insides invisible, not his skin
>>334934605
>>334934347
Itll probably kill him and he wants to watch
>>334934572
back to /mlp/, faggot
>>334934660
>W.A.M.
>Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
HOLY SHIT
>>334934659
fucking KEK
>>334934347
Fingenails, fluids, hair (I think), food still being digested, etc.
>>334934660
>>334931724
Post the other ones.You know what I'm talking about
>>334934521
>>334934537
Correct!
>>334934659
Kek.
I hope that fucking mouse burns in hell.
>>334929056
too fat
>>334929534
getting there
Why do people draw daisy as a hambeast, she's almost always the same body shape as Peach
>>334934660
>>334934726
oh (You)
>>334929701
Like pottery
>>334934867
The fucking electrician, telling him that his energy bill is through the fucking roof.
>>334934867
his power company
HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
>>334934867
the window frosted over
and the imminence amount of fish being brought in
>>334934867
His power bill went up from all the refrigeration
lol
>>334934969
post something else from that guy
>>334934867
The fucking penguin called
>>334934969
I've already read this too many times. Post one of this stupid trannies other comics.
>>334934867
His neighbour, having to wear a coat on fucking summer when walkig by this fuck's house?
>There are people STILL pissy about a disposable spin-off character not getting in.
>>334935010
OH BOY HERE I GO
>>334934867
the retard suspiciously wearing cold weather stuff during summer
>>334932934
Niggers.
>>334934867
>Oy vey, goyem.
>>334934867
Wearing winter clothes in the middle of summer
>>334935010
whose this artist?
>>334935082
it was still cold. he put it in a pantry, not a fridge
>>334935082
was it shaken when she was running?
I DON'T WANT NO CASSEROLE, I WANT SOME FUCK TONIGHT
>>334935010
You better drop that source you son of a bitch.