>girl I'm texting asks to see my setup
>playing DaS1
>take photo and send to her
>she replies back "Oh is that Elder Scrolls?"
what do
Blog on /v/ obviously
Tell her what game you're playing.
>>334908276
say 'no but i might play that later'
dont be a fucking autist she's showing interest in you u dumb cunt
>thread starts with >girl
Yep, it's an autistic sperg thread
Git gud at women
>>334908276
Hey, at least she didn't say "Oh is that Skyrim?"
Correct her, but don't be an ass about it.
Just because someone doesn't have the exact same context and experiences you do doesn't make them any less of a human being.
>anyone who tries to talk to me about video games
>be ignorant as possible
>oh is that the new Skyrim
>everytime I get the autism out
That's how I find you fuckers.
> Nah its Dark Souls
>>334908791
You're probably baiting, but I legitimately do this.
I'll sometimes get small details wrong about nerdy stuff around new people just to sniff out the pedants and assholes. Sometimes you get corrected but in a chill and friendly way and then I know I'm in good company and drop it. But if they get legit annoyed about such inconsequential shit then you know you're dealing with a massive fucking loser.
>>334909229
I wasn't baiting. It's legit what I do.
I will get something totally obvious wrong, just to see the reactions like you.
If I sniff even a hint of autism though, I go full retard just to see if I can make them throw a fit in public.I have succeeded a few dozen times.
>>334909325
>just to see the reactions like you
What reaction? I'm not mad, I'm saying I do the same thing.
Wait, is THIS bait? Damn, you're good.
>>334909397
Yes. I bait out autism.
I shitpost in real life. I've been here for 8 years too long.
>>334909397
He's saying he is doing it "like you" do
>>334908357
This
>>334908791
This too
>>334909469
>I shitpost in real life
Nice.
>>334908276
obviously you kino escalate to kiss close
tell her no
it is dark souls 1
are you a moron?
>>334908791
>>334909229
>Worked in sales for years
>Couple of guys always talking about anime and vidya gaems, conceal my powerlevel instead
>One time in a conversation, the spergiest of them is drawing a comparison from Google Glass (which was news at the time) to same VR glasses from anime
>Correct him that the name of the anime was Dennou Coil
>He continues without breaking stride
>No one ever noticed I accidentally let the mask slip
Close one
>>334910330
That's all I would need to know I could trigger you as my little plaything for a long time.
"No it's dark souls"
How is this fucking difficult?
>>334910330
>thank god, people almost realized I like something, that was close
>girl I'm chatting up at a party is laying ontop of me on the couch
>pretty much wrapped around my finger, laughing at the jokes even I don't think are funny
>ask her what her favorite army in Mount and Blade is
>"Mountain Blade?"
>>334910551
>wanting to talk about things you like with people you don't like
>>334908276
>"No it's called Dark Souls! It's kinda like skyrim but a bit more difficult and actiony."
Then ask her about which TeS games you like, then invite her over to try out dark souls. I know this is /v/, but you can't be THAT socially inept can you?
>>334910773
damn son we got a playa up in here, give us some more golden advice to fix our miserable lives
>>334910551
>Otaku pride!!!
Kill yourself
>>334910913
>>334910773
Show her your Pokemon cards fuccbutt
>>334910773
you do realize it's just a made-up story, right?
>>334910998
I only have beyblade tazos
>meet cute girl
>Her: "What do you do for fun?"
>Me: "Video games, usually."
>Her: "Oh kewl, I like playing video games too. Like League of Legends!"
Dropped like a bag of shit.
>>334911101
Why would you pick up a bag of shit in the first place?
>>334911149
It was a cute bag of shit.
>>334910773
>hey since you asked me about this game why don't you just come over to my house
>>334908494
Actually this. She knows more than you think.
>meet girl
>find out she's into vidya
>"oh great, another gamurgurl"
>later on find out that she's not into mainstream run-of-the-mill vidya
>she's actually into some obscure shit
>she actually plays way more obscurer shit than you do
>realize that you're a casual compared to her
Have you ever been out-autismed by a girl /v/?
>>334911149
Not all bags are transparent, anon.
>>334911365
No because that doesn't happen.
>>334910647
>>334911101
you're acting like they play minesweeper or some shit, at least they try. you don't deserve these probably non-existant ladies, you may as well leave them for us nice guys. I'm trying to make a point but I'm spiraling into a deep hole with no footing, I'm not sure how I'll get out, but I never give up, I'll always find out. a way. to RISE!
>>334911440
It's actually a true story, believe it or not. I just wish she was cuter.
>>334911469
first of all, that was the cringiest post i've read in months.
secondly,
>calling yourself a nice guy
eat a bag of dicks, faggot
>>334911469
>at least they try
>>334911547
>>334911619
you know what? I'm going to purposely fuck everything up like I'm on a train and I spin it around like Tony hawk then go to the wrong station with a similar name because I don't care anymore. every rapper is will smith, every game is halo and all burgers are. fuck ya
>>334910647
I always call it mountain blade on purpose. Autists apparently can't take a joke.
This is why you faggots will stay virgins. Meawhile, I will be fucking tonight. Later losers.
>>334909229
I am the biggest Star Track fan.
>>334911365
Fucking hell I have. Bitch was tits deep into LotR, HP, SW. I know alot about the lore of those franchises, but she just outflanked me everytime I made a comment about anything. I tried to make casual conversation, thinking how nice it would be to talk to a girl about that shit once, but it wasn't nice. She just didn't gave one shit about me, it was fantasy or nothing.
>working at electronics store last summer
>girl comes through buying Xenoblade 3DS
>I tell her I played the original one for the Wii and it was good, that she'll enjoy it
>She says it's actually a gift for her brother, but that she loves playing video games as well
>Ask her what games she play, she says DotA 2 and Skyrim recently
>rest of the transaction is me standing there silently because of her bad taste
How I learned to never talk to women about video games.
>>334908276
>WAAAAH WHY DONT GIRLS "GET" MUH DARK SOULS
Fucking kill your yourself seriously, you already failed by letting her know you play vidya
