>You have been invaded by a dark spirit
>>334882292
my nigga
>>334882292
He's clearly plugging that in though.
>>334882292
That's a laptop you fucking retard it would just go straight to wifi
>>334882292
>playing souls on a lappy top
>not using laptop for wi-fi porn and shit posting on shitter exclusively
0/10
>>334882292
Will I get banned for doing this? I just want to do stuff in the crab-infested woods in peace
>>334882607
just disable pvp in the options you big baby
>they "punish" you for disconnecting from bullshit pvp by making it impossible for you to be invaded
>>334882292
>You have been invaded by a dark spirit
>Dark spirit Destroyed
I yanked out my ethernet cable from my 360 so much in Dark Souls that I bent the pins and couldn't connect to the internet until I bent them back in place
Why would I ever want some faggot ganking me while playing a single player game?
>>334882292
>you have made this shit thread again.
>>334882292
>Beat a boss
>All embered up
>Take my first step into a new area
>YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY A DARK SPIRIT
>Okay I can do this...
>YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY A DARK SPIRIT
>What the fuck, why is this happ...
>YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED BY A DARK SPIRIT
>>334882292
Someone please white sign NG Anor Londo bonfire. You can throw knives at the boss like 4 times - I just want someone to attract 1 swarm/arrow shit.
>>334885650
>invaded by not 2 but 3 dark spirits.
the only answer is you used the Claw and walked into the forest or Castle.
You not only get 3 white phantoms but 2 dark phantoms when you use the claw. But that doesn't count Protector covenants.
>>334882704
Do other DS games have this option?
>>334886073
I think they have an option to play offline
>>334882292
I joined some nigger host to help him out and I swear to god we were invaded by 7 phantoms with 10 min.
How the fuck is that possible? What could he have possibly done to fuck us that hard? I killed 3 or 4 before the rest finally gang raped me with the help of a bullshit crab.
>>334886725
dried fingers I think makes it so you can summon more phantoms but also makes you a priority target for all invaders in the area
>>334882607
Just don't use an ember then.
>>334882587
>buying a laptop with WiFi
>>334889921
>buying a laptop
>>334890536
>buying things
Hosts have such a huge advantage in dark souls it's not even funny. The invader might have a better item setup but they have to deal with your (probably shitty) connection and often your 2 phantom butt buddies. Pvp in dark souls 3 is probably the worst its ever been (other than soul memory).
>>334890625
>existing
>>334890776
Players geared and trained towards PvP get a disadvantage attacking unexpecting PvE geared possibly new players?
Sounds good to me, you must be one of the edgy 12 year olds who got their unfair advantage removed..
>>334882501
That would be counterproductive to hold that thing down while you put it in.
>>334882894
lmao
Typical anime poster
>>334882292
>There are people who don't fight and survive the piss easy invasions
>>334882292
How well would that work? I have a handful of ethernet cables with broken tabs on them.
>>334882894
And to summon help. Looks like you won't be able to finish the game now.
>>334882704
there's an option to do this? I only have Dark Souls 1 and there was no such option, I either had to play offline, hollow so I couldn't co-op, or I got invaded by hacking twinks.
>>334891560
yeah there is in DS3, that's how DSP played his shit
>sunbroing with host in forest after halfway fire
>invaded
>end up tag teaming 2 giant enemy crabs and an invader at the same time and winning
Sometimes coop is more that just gay babysitting and ganking
>>334891742
>DSP
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW
[SEAL LAUGH AND CLAP]
>Be invader
>See the host running towards me
>Jump off cliff or tower to to not let him have the satisfaction of killing me
>>334891278
Tha fuck is PvE? You'll still get dropped when I show up with my broken ass estoc and unlimited rolls mah friend
>>334891560
3 only has the option
tried playing 2 before release and got invaded 5 million times while in the bell tower before the gargoyles and made it borderline unplayable
So just join way of blue and let me kill them for you
>>334892063
I want to cum in your ass.
>>334892073
>get invaded
>red phantom does "well what is it?" emote
>backstab him
>does 0 damage
>he runs from you then kills your giant blacksmith and then disconnects
>>334883803
Just be Hollow till you get to the boss
>>334892230
That shouldn't be possible. Phantoms and invaders can't see your NPC's, regardless of hacking
![rsz_sf5-r-mika_1200x500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KusZ6B1.png "rsz_sf5-r-mika_1200x500[1].png")
>>334882292
>i'll kick your a-
>>334886168
>DS1
>"option"
Is DS1 back online yet or what I miss notes
>>334892427
it seemed to be possible early after launch but was patched out.
Unrelated question but did they add corpse physics again in 3?
>>334892035
Bravo :)
>>334882292
>be Farron Watchdog
>killed pontif
>step out, get invaded by aldrich faithful
>lure him to arena away from mobs
>start fighting, evenly matched
>another aldrich faithful invades
>new guy comes in and backstabbs, almost dead
>manage to get away and heal, first faithful backs off so i can 1v1
>kill new invader, fight old one
>get invaded again by another faithful
>rinse and repeat for 6 times, all done in wolf knight armor with wold knight greatsword
>Aldrichs face when he is a fuckboi and his faithful are shit
Watchdog master race
>have 43 embers
>decide to actually use an ember for once in my life
>literally seconds later get invaded by katana wielding faggot who spams emotes
>unplug eternet cable
No fucking thanks
>>334891952
pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olCV1iW_kzE
>tfw actually sat through all that shit and watched it live
