How much longer do you envision yourself playing splatoon?
>>334818554
>sexualizing a fucking CHILD
/v/ has sunk to new lows.
>>334818796
That's a squid.
Also answer the question hombre.
>>334818796
>Child bearing hips
>Massive tits
>Washboard abs
>"child"
There is something mentally wrong with you.
>>334818796
How many children do you know who are over six feet tall and post-pubescent, you stupid twit?
>>334818796
>new lows
4chan in general has a been a pedophile hangout for over a decade.
>>334818554
Until Spla2n or the NX port.
>>334818554
We got till May till the new guns. I have to wonder if it is to celebrate the 1 year of Splatoon.
>>334818937
Because I'm sure that's how she looks in the game.
>>334818796
Welcome to the 4chan video game imageboard.
>>334819234
It isn't, but this is how she looks in this picture
>>334819234
You're right, it isn't what she looks like in game. Which is why you're a fucking retard.
>>334818902
It is also a kid
>>334819124
It's not really going to be called Spla2n
>>334818937
>>334819234imagine if they did all look like that in game
>>334819284
The picture is based off a CHILD in a video game. Making her look adult doesn't make you any less of a pedo scum. This is the same logic bronies use.
>>334819502
I preferneither, because footfags are the worst.
But thanks anyway doc
>>334818796
Do you know where you're posting?
>New lows
topkek faggot
>>334818796
>people are falling for this bait
>>334819775
I'm surprised too. Truly /v/ has sunk to new lows.
>>334819646
No, you prefer neither because feet simply don't arouse you. Your penis doesn't care how insufferable footfags are.
I prefer gay squidboys to squidgirls.
I'm just weird that way.
>>334819641
The game was released less than a year ago. The characters aren't even 1 year old.
>>334819641
Spotted barneyfag spammer
Everyone point and laugh at king autist
>>334818554
I was interested at first but never ended buying it because motion controls are ass and shooters require kb+m to play properly.
>>334819935
I mostly prefer squidgirls, but this pic is so fucking good
>>334819921
Anger actually turns me on anon. I'm masturbating furiously right now just from thinking of them.
>>334819641
lol why the fuck are you even arguing? do you actually care, or are you just really that bored
>>334818554
As long as there are Splatfests
>>334818554
As long as the servers stay up.
>>334820283
Motion controls?
You mean the gyro? It's not like motion controls at all, it's actually accurate and works all the time.
I'm having a hard time adjusting to other shooters now
Is this game still being supported outside of splatfests?
>>334820295
I'm not really into yaoi with full-grown men, but I love gay teenagers. So inkling boy yaoi really works on me.
I stopped playing like a month after I got it.
It's a fine game but I grew bored of it relatively quickly. Would have liked more single player.
>>334819519
Ok, and?
>>334820432
about that...
Played it a lot for several months after release, then stopped playing. I often think about going back, but I want to finish other games. I'll probably play again soon to check out the recent updates though.
>>334820645
Holy shit, OP may be a faggot, but you are clearly a heterosexual. GTFO
>>334821012
We have Splatfests I don't see the problem.
>>334819935
>>334820645
I'm gay but most shota doesn't do it for me.
I don't really like loli either, but that usually involves dom or tg tf so it's often better for me.
>>334820530
Gyro, motion controls, all the same wagglan crap. I hate it.
>>334821089
Spongebob one is the last one senpai
>>334819502
http://imgur.com/RCxjHrl
better splatfest
>>334821193
Sure it is senpai my senpai.
>>334819641
Every person in real life is based on a child too faggot
>>334821259
>Queen bitch
>The submissive
>>334821193
>Finally work out a Splatfest system that works
>Just stop having them after the next one
Splatfests are the only time I enjoy Splatoon anymore.
>>334821193
Got a source mate?
>>334821518
How'd they make it work? I remember the main issue being everyone fighting against their own team and then all the good people leaving when they got to king in 3 hours.
Also they kept on buffing the score reward for actual wins.
>>334821490
makes sense to me. she just want someone who knows how to handle her
>>334821183
You can turn them off. You have to spend at most a few minutes to do a tutorial, then you can turn it off in the Settings menu.
>>334821183
No it isn't, I even hate the Wii with a passion, but this isn't wagglan
>>334818554
I hope they make a second game
>>334819502
I prefer feet which aren't drawn so shitty.
>>334821259
I fucking hate the Callie vs. Marie fighting on here, but I really feel like the roles would be opposite here
>>334818796
>considered
>>334822154
Sticks are shit for aiming too.
>>334822594
Why are you in this topic?
Then fuck off and don't play the game
>>334822634
Because I still wish to play it with proper controls some day.
>>334818554
Post the butt you fucking faggot.
>>334822992
Don't have it saved.
Didn't know it existed.
why isnt there a barefoot option
>>334823148
I don't know if it exists either, but if it does it's your job to post it.
>>334818796
This is nothing new, idiot. Lolis have always been a thing here.
>>334822729
I never noticed these fuckboys were playing Munchkin...fucking typical
post more squid lewds
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OESK4mW.png "latest[1].png")
>>334824376
splatoon inklings are not lolis. they're teenagers. an inkling loli looks like this
>>334818937
shh don't ruin my fantasy
>>334818554
I haven't even started yet. How fun is it?
>>334818554
Until I get the Ika Musume hat.
It simply never appears in the hat shop.
>>334825956
Just order it from your plaza ya dingus, It shows up pretty frequently for me.
>>334826153
Well I'm dumb, totally forgot about that.
Would you a squid? What about akid?
>>334818554
>you will never be bullied by a strong squid woman
i'm out guys
>>334826616
Octlings are better
>>334826791
i'd like to be bullied by an octoling too
>>334818796
the only new thing is you
>>334818554
Probably until a sequel is released.
I prefer Squidmoms.
>>334826853
But squids are still OK.
I stopped a long time ago. A couple of friends play it a shitload because they're the type of people to make OCs and roleplay and shit but I grew out of it a while ago. Game gets really bland and once you've tried everything there's nothing new. Couple new weapons every few months isn't enough to keep me going back, playing consistently with friends is a chore, and purposefully limiting map selection at a given time is fucking retarded.
>>334827189that's me
>>334818554
spla2n fucking when
>I'm going to keep replying to the baiting shitposter, that will make him go away
>>334827206
>I can't make it to S+ so the game is boring.
>>334819641
barneyfag pls
Until the sequel or what else they have planned for it.
Vol. 1 of the new weapons are already hype, can't wait for Vol. 2
I! WANT! MARIE! TO! FUCK! MY! BOY! PUSSY!
>>334827415
I made it to S-. Only reason I actually climbed that high is because friends wanted to play with me, I would have happily stayed at the B+ that I got around the time I stopped having fun. It isn't like the players get better as you rank up. Rank isn't impressive or anything when half the game's playerbase is kids.
>>334827415
This.
I'm so far floating around the A+ to low S range (losing streaks fuck me up) and still find matches fun
B to C ranks are so full of shitters though
>>334818554
I'm probably going to play a bit of it before Friday to get the hang of Gryo controls again before SF0 releases.
>>334827828
there is no S-
it jumps from A+ to S then S+
How much emotional baggage do you need to want to tell blatant lies on the internet?
>>334828216
It was S then. I just remember getting promoted from A+ and playing a couple more games with friends.
Most of the game is a blur to me because I'm always in a Skype call when I play and I focus on the conversation more than the game.
>>334828531
Shit nigga no saving it now. You done goofed.
>>334820283
The gyro controls are the next best thing after keyboard and mouse.
>>334818554
UHHHH THICKER?
>>334819641
>all the ponies from MLP are children
Are Americans dumb enough to think ponies are baby horses, and not another race altogether?
That's like thinking that monkeys can grow into gorillas.
>>334821183
you can turn it off, but never expect to get good. it's like trying to play counter strike with an xbox controller.
>>334827316
>everyone clamoring for a splatoon sequel already
>not realizing the people that make animal crossing are behind this game
It'll be a couple more years yet.
>>334828751
This.
All shooters console shooters should do it instead of having aim assist.
>>334829150
Console shooters should instead support kb+m
I stopped playing splatoon cus my dad would watch me and make a SHH-oooooo noise and chuckle every time i died or lost and it pissed me off.
>>334818796
She's not a kid any more. Instead, she's a squid now. So it's ok.
>>334828970
Of course not. Gorillas don't have tails.
>>334829276
Nah. You get all the fluid movement of having a stick plus the fluid aiming of a mouse that comes with gyro controls. I'd actually say gyro is superior to kb+m as long as the left stick remains a factor. Because fuck WASD.
I don't get how people don't know how to use motion controls, it blows my mind. It only take about 1 hour to get use to it. It's like when someone says they can't type without looking at the keys.
>>334819020
Nintendo fanbase
>>334829150
The autism of you Nintendo dicksuckers is incredible. The way you block out reality and create, in your mind, a world where shit like this is acceptable is genuinely impressive.
>>334829419
>stick
>fluid movements
are you dumb or what
>>334819020
I actually laughed out loud at work because of you. Good show anon.
>>334819641
By your logic, you're a pedophile because you fap to people who are based off of children.
>>334829276
>>334829419
As the guy who posted >>334829150
Mouse is definitely better then anything for shooters, but duel sticks+gyro trumps normal duel sticks.
Splatoon actually lets you play without motion controls, but everyone who's tried recognizes its easier to aim with motion controls. The proof is in the pudding.
>>334829721
>fap to something meant to be a child
>but its not a child shes actually 9000 years old/not even real/a squid
Loli is illegal in many countries, a notable exception being the US, which has been known for harbouring pedos since the country's inception.
>>334827929
This is me right now
I finally was heading to S+ and got my ass wrecked game after game with my team and now am heading to A rank
And I know it isn't me because I'm the only one on my team with 11-2/4 score and pushing hard
>>334829586
>Sticks allow for certain pressure levels to achieve different speeds and the circular design allows for more controlled movement
>WASD is a commitment. Press the key, go that way. Press two at once, maybe go diagonal.
>Some how WASD is more fluid than a good left stick
Boy PC gamers sure are dumb.
>>334830050
>Flat chested adult girls don't exist.
>only a couple of lewd squids posted
god damn, you fags disappoint me
>>334818554
I played it for like a week at launch and I know that if I played it again right now it'll feel the same.
Also has there been any good porn yet?
>Buy splatoon
>boot up wii u
>cannot get wii u connected to internet because it keeps giving me an error code
>"something else is connected to the internet"
>nothing I do solves it
I still haven't played
>>334830050
What are you, Canadian? Or just edgy?
>>334821156
>I'm gay
>I don't really like loli
Ya don't say?
>>334830395
They both have merits. I prefer a mouse when I'm playing TF2 but a controller for Battlefield 4.
>>334830936
Have you ever used a mouse for actual movement as opposed to turning and aiming?
>>334830395
The mouse allows you to quickly and more easily change which way your character's forward direction is. With a mouse you can precisely move any direction you wish with greater accuracy then a controller with the only exception being when (and only in that very moment) you take a shot. Since its easier to aim your cursor with a mouse, switching between aiming at a target and pointing your forward momentum is a breeze. You would really only know this if you actually gave pc shooters a decent try and earned your sealegs with mouse controls. Simply put, there's a reason most shooter gaming leagues are on pc- there controls ARE better.
>>334819641
>Make a child look like an adult so you have something to fap to
>HUR DUR UR STILL A PEDO
>>334830395
>wanting to go at any speed but full speed
>needing fully analog movement because you can't aim and move at the same time
>thinking KB+M is fixed to the cardinal directions
I wish I could cuddle andgropeher.
>>334829309
your dad sounds like an alright dude
>turn with stick
>aim and look around with gyro
>change sensitivity if needed, I use +3.5 myself
What's the problem? I do as well if not better than I do on PC shooters. Even do pretty well with chargers in at least B ranks, though I can't do fuck all with them in S.
>>334831536
Without ninja swim anyone could see where you're swimming when you're going full speed. If you only push the stick about halfway then there is no splashing and you can stealth your way around without committing yourself to going slow all the time.
>>334832321
Anon we're just speaking about shooters in general.
Splatoon isn't fully comparable to all other shooters.
It's controls work for what it is, it wasn't designed to be a "whip your cursor around 180 degrees and and make a headshot from 100 yards away" kind of shooter like a lot of pc games are.
>>334832626
>it wasn't designed to be a "whip your cursor around 180 degrees and and make a headshot from 100 yards away" kind of shooter like a lot of pc games are.
You can still pull that off, though.
>>334833220
Not only can you not headshot in splatoon, but the chargers have limited range and have to be charged. In addition, PC gamers pull it off in their sleep.
I'm not going to have this discussion with you, just look around and find some montage reels from pc shooter championships if you actually care to see the difference.
The games aren't comparable, the skill comes from different things.
>>334833637
Now you're just moving the goalposts. You can still flick your cursor around with ease in Splatoon.
>>334830781
>not being a pedophile means your edgy
good shit
>>334830485
Are you using her as an example? because she's been shown to have some surprisingly big tits.
>>334826791
She has a pretty bulge.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/h6XIHbt.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>334818796
the sexualization of CHILDREN must be STOPPED
>>334818796
>/v/ has sunk to new lows.
Oh god this brings me back, thank you anon.
>>334830395
>fps
KB +M
>third person/shooter action
Controller
>MMO
KB+M
>Sim racing
G27
>arcade racer
Controller or G27
Its worked for me for some time.
>>334818796
THINK OF THE FICTIONAL SQUID CHILDREN!
>YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE
>YOU'RE A ZOOPHILE
I stopped playing long ago, but I still love the game and I hope it never dies.
>>334830368
Yay I got a (You)! :D
>>334835258
you too!
>>334818554
I already quit, I never even played the last two maps. There's too much anti-fun in Splatoon, the biggest being the map rotation.
>>334818554
Post more thick squids please
>>334836234
Thats the only thick squid the artist ever drew.As far as I know, it's the only one.
>>334836359
Please post more thick by that artist please
Or maybe a source is fine too
Where's all the hentai at
>>334818554
I like proportions like this, but fuck if it isn't hard to find. 99% of "wide hips" or "thick thighs" tags end up being some stock stick-like anime girl with cow tits or a ham planet sphere.
>>334833883
She's pixels on a screen bruh, stop acting retarded.
>>334831203
left stick down + y dude
>>334831203
>>334831536
With wasd + mouse movement, you can move in any direction, and you can look in any direction, but you can't move in any direction WHILE looking in any direction. You can only move in a direction that's a 45° angle of the direction you are looking in (or vice-versa). I've created a diagram to help illustrate this. In the diagram, you want to move to the right at an angle (~22.5°), while looking straight ahead (90°). However, with wasd movement, this isn't possible, and you have to choose between 2 sub-optimal choices for your direction of vision (or choose a different movement path).
Keyboard and mouse is still way better than dual sticks because of how much more precise the aiming is. It's arguable that, aiming aside, kb+m even provides more precise directional movement. However, a hypothetical control scheme that used a mouse + an analog stick instead of a mouse + wasd would be even more precise by correcting for the phenomenon described above.
An additional advantage that an analog stick has over wasd is that it allows you to alter the speed of your movement as well as your direction, but that should be obvious. And yes, there are situations when going at less than full speed is optimal.
>>334836768
>search for wide hips
>get BBW shit
IT'S NOT WIDE HIPS
IF THEIR STOMACH IS THAT WIDE TOO
>>334839370
I feel your struggle man
>>334822776
There are proper controls for it. It is called the gyros. They provide more fine tuned accuracy. Faggot.
>>334826901
underrated
>>334818554
Until level 50.I want that fucking hat.
>>334839370
>>334839449
>understanding thick vs fat
You guys get it. Most of /v/ doesn't though which is hilarious.
>>334839370
Why not just use -bbw then?
>>334818554
I burned myself out when I hit max Rank on Kelp Dome's release, and only came back for a week ahead of the Red/Blue Splatfest
Still great fap material though
>>334818554
I tried it for the first time recently. It was fun, but after about an hour it put me with level 50 Japanese players, and nobody else. I couldn't even get close enough to shoot at that point.
When does it be come fun again?
>>334840390
>>334840390
how does her butt smells like?
>>334842248
Sweat and raw fish
>>334842420
ew, I don't want it anymore
>>334842639
More for the rest of us
>>334842190
gonna need link to full image, anon
>>334842731
>more
how can there be more or less of cartoon asses? if something, as people grow less interested in some kind of art, there will be less of it.
>>334842190
PUFFY
>posting that pic
I'm going to fuck a squid and never stop
>>334842940
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1595558#search=splatoon
Reminder that squidgirls and squidboys are both cute
>>334843705
Just read this looking to the first page and fuvkking kekked
All those bloopers you killed in Mario were the parents of the splatoon kids.
All splatoon kids are war orphans from the battle against Bowser.
All they know is battle and are now being taught to kill on site as a game.
When they grow up they'll all be expert marksmen to kill Mario.
Mario will still win and the cycle of hatred continues.
That's the premise for Splatoon 2.
>>334843715
and he delivers. thanks, anon.
Spoilered forcute
>>334844335
>>334844430
>tfw no qt brown squid gf
Just kill me now
>>334844204
>that resolution
what the fuck
>>334844335
>>334829419
>fuck WASD.
WASD is objectively superior to the analog stick for shooters
You don't fucking need 360 degrees of movement in a FPS you fucking memer
>>334843810
The genocide is real.
>>334839352
>but you can't move in any direction WHILE looking in any direction.
>analog keyboards don't exist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DHcEW389Gc
>>334819093
Hey man... Don't be pedophobic. That's NOT cool.
>>334845594
holy guacamole!
>>334844964
>>334829419
Gyro controls are the closest things consoles have to KB+M. I hope it gets implemented in all consoles from now on.
>>334818796
You're cute. C'mere.
>>334846498
Why go for the "closest" thing? It's because it still does not support the best thing?
>>334846532
>implying we will be using condoms
>>334846532
fucking this >>334847076
Y'all motherfuckers better know thatOctolings>Squidgirls
>>334847410
Farts are a gas and not something that can be eaten
Got a new favorite weapon, /v/? Or one of the rebalanced ones?
>>334846683
Because a couch will never work well with KB+M. It's so fucking uncomfortable.
>>334818554
I put down Splatoon a while ago, and haven't gone back to it since. Don't get me wrong, I love the game. Just, I played it way too fucking much, started burning myself out on it and it was getting in the way of me playing other games.
Why are spats so perfect?
I keep meaning to get back into it, played it tons when it launched. But other games keep happening.
Still fap to inklings on the regular, tho.
>>334848139
Couches are less optimal for competitive games.
>>334849190
But TV's are more optimal for couches
>>334849143
>that picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzs7XYcj8Y0
>>334849547
I saw the thumbnail, and expected the Hard Man theme.
>>334849456
TV's are also less optimal than a monitor on a desk
>>334849674
You don't play a console game on a desk with a monitor
>>334849143
>that same artist who made an image of Marie giving a deathgrip handjob
>>334849586
nice bod but the butterface ruins it.
>>334849586
More of her?
where are the curvy squids you fucking charlatans
>>334849860
I've seen you post about this before. Really like that image, huh?
>>334844531
>>334844430
>You will never be a popular little (squid) boy and fully experience your passionate youth and developing sexual and emotional maturity.
Splatoon gives me weird feels.
>>334850259
More than I should./v/ is a small place
>>334849143
Source for the full images, please?
>>334850381
>Inkling society and culture is all about devil-may-care wild, senseless hedonism and the chaotic freedom of urban youth lifestyle
They fuck like rabbits
>>334850531
artist is taka-michi
>>334850796
Thanks.
http://exhentai.org/g/914644/fc89d40883/
woomy
>>334844653
hackariot pls go. Don't you have to have a melt down on twitter?
>>334851101
>meltdown
explain nigga
>>334850789
>>334851175
>bayonetta was announced for smash
>he spergs out on twitter because his shit characters didn't make it in
>In spite refuses to appeal to the majority of his fans and draw Bayonetta just because of his autism
>gets criticized for it
>spergs out on twitter more
Smash fags for you though.
>>334851050
>snuff, vomit, vore
nah nigga
http://exhentai.org/g/853738/7b32a99422/
>>334851431
>mind break
you're one to be talking
