>game shows useful tips while loading
>cant read them because it's loading to fast
>game shows entire character biography in loading screen
>finished reading it and it's not even done loading yet
>game doesn't have a mini game during loading screens
>>334759316
>tips are fucking useless
>>334759668
>>334759690
This is now a Vince McMahon thread
>game has no loading screens
>game has a loading screen but doesnt show tips
>loading screen speaks the tips outloud
>loading doesn't work out as planned
>power walk to the developer's office to give them a piece of my mind
>tear bother quads
Goddammit
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rTpv7iz.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>rotating logo loading screen
Is it just me or does Vince look like a bigger Mark Bussler?
>pc game
>loading screen is on a set timer
>>334759989
He breaks his quads in this one.
>>334760712
its actually a requirement of sony and microsoft to have some kind of animation on loading screens before they will allow a game to be published to the console
>Game has minigame while loading
>>334759690
>Game tells you how to use a tool only after you progressed far enough in the game, past the point that required you to use said tool
>Loading...
>13 hours later,
>Game (Not Responding)
>>334759668
Luckily Namco's bullshit patent on that expired, so hopefully we'll see more of it in the future. The reason it was so rare in the first place was because companies would have owed them money for it, even though they didn't invent the concept in the first place.
>>334760827
Just in case if loading process gets stuck or simply the game is becoming unresponsive
>>334760712
It's part of meeting manufacturer certification. They're required to have animations during loading so that the player doesn't think that the game crashed.
>ESC is the exit button
>>334761382
>buttons prompt
>esc is select
>enter is cancel
>>334761048
Wait, it expired? Thank Christ, I missed that shit
>game has cocks
>>334761713
>implying that's a bad thing
>Loading screen spoils the plot
>the game's protagonist indirectly kills someone
>>334759316
>it's loading to fast
I didn't know video games were capable of fasting. What would they ordinarily eat?
Now I understand why in these threads people talk about "you have to have to lose", even though no game has ever done that ever. It's a Montreal screwjob reference.
>the boss is the game
>he says there's no way you can play him
>loading screens have mini-games
>the hero dies
>>334763212
>what are hopeless boss battles
>game doesn't load
>>334759524
Source on pic
>naming the protagonist with their actual name triggers hard mode
>>334761139
>>334761192
Even with animated loading screens, games can still crash in the middle of the loading screen.
I remembered playing a game which had a loading bar and it was up at a certain amount, and stayed there. Waited about 30 minites and nothing, still stayed in the same spot even though the loading animation was still runing. Literally a failed to load crash I call it.
