Let's have one of these threads
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>>334757610
too lazy to make one. also bump
OP ran away
Anyway here's the liratel best one
>>334758778I'm lurking for more
>>334758712
>>334758861
I like Bible Black Zelda the best.
>>334757610
Its a dead meme.
>>334759012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I
>>334758503
My gf is a mix of SS Zelda and WW Zelda
damn is it 2011 again
>>334759153
That will never stop being funny.
>>334759301
I wish
>>334759146
NICE
>>334759301
>>334759153
HEAR YOU 'FORE YOU SEE ME
>>334759146
More my nigga
>>334759146
You infidel, this is a muslim imageboard. Delete this now kafir, before I go religion of peace on your ass.
>>334759153
I know about the majora's mask video and all, but what is the context behind it all? Other than the song being stupid
>TP Zelda
>>334759575
It was an April Fool's joke, just the Ben Drowned author fucking with his fans.
>>334759675
So it was actually made by the guy who made ben drowned? That's beautiful
>>334759664
TP Zelda is what makes these.
>>334757610
Fresh OC just made
>>334760062
>>334760135
>>334760234
>>334757610
Link to the Past Zelda is the cutest
>>334760234
I literally can't be cbf uploading these, 4chan is so fucking annoying, so here:
http://imgur.com/a/EDp5g
>>334761558
my nigga
Who the fuck would say "oooh, ok?" after getting dick-slapped lmao
>>334759563
Is that Tom Preston?
Oc right from 3000 hours in paint.
>>334759919
TP Zelda with those cold-ass jabs
>>334762089
Now take this >>334760062 and add the rest
>>334757610
cringe thread?
>>334761558
FUCK
>>334759612
pepe has a son?
>>334762560
>gif
>its his son's birthday
>he has a cake
>opens the door
>his son is hanging dead
>drops cake
>cries and cradles him because loss
someone post thelewdversion
>>334760135
>It's so cute when it's sleeping!
Why can't she be real
>>334763039
>you will never find a girl that will be okay with limp dick
>you will never find a girl that will be genuinely happy about anything
>>334763267
is there any person on this planet that isnt a dog thats happy about anything?
>>334763367
Can they be dead?
>>334762929
Has already been posted, and deleted.
>>334763556
are dead people even happy?
>>334759012
KING KING KONG
>>334763367
There are plenty outside of the internet.Most aren't very smart
>>334763765
>not even the dead can find true happiness
fucking hell
>>334759235
It looked like a doom box from the thumbnail.
>>334759612
I liked pepe better when all the smug pepe shit didn't existed.
>>334763367
Drugged people.
Why is twilight princess such a bitch?
>>334759664
>none on them said do you see a sign that says dead nigger storage>>334759675
>>334761558
oh my
>>334764290
Luckily feels guy still exists. Wojak didn't fall into the pepe hell.
>my gf is a literal TP Zelda
>>334765806
Why did I tag the 2nd guy
someone post the lewd version.
Again.
>>334767103
i also want this
>>334763367
I can be but i choose not to
Mainly because its really hard to ignore the bullshit that you people do. Though a girl... its possible, but she'll most likely be 100% sheltered. If she isn't, keeper material because she's either got alot of willpower or decided that's the path she's gonna walk in life, being optimistic and shit.
Too bad only about 10% of women are like that now.
>>334767643
Mods bully
>>334767643
>that fucking TP Zelda
your sacrifice will not be forgotten
>>334767005Zant's showdown seriously killed the entire tone of TP, what the fuck was Nintendo thinking?
>>334760062
that Minish Cap girl is cute as fuck.
>>334767643
>That THICK ocarina of time zelda
Damn.
>>334768562
MORE OF THIS!
>>334769130
I can't believe this got me
>>334760062
Fixed that for you
>>334769221
Got me too.
>>334768562
>>334769416
>>334760062
I'm an idiot.
>>334767005
>Zant, this isn't fucking Loony Tunes
>>334768854
>>334769130
These are fucking slaying me when they really shouldn't be
>>334761558
wait
is her tongue sticking out?
>>334770090
No, it's the shape of her mouth
>>334766252
She has a fat cock?
>>334770564
She doesn't have a cock, she pegs him with a dildo
For that one person who wanted the OoT story, here you are. I'll post it on my FF.NET later.
“Princess Zelda! We’ve been informed there’s been an intruder in the castle courtyard!”
“Oh, I haven’t seen anything here.”
In spite of the safety, she was escorted to her room. She flicked her hand subtly. From a flower bush, came a boy with green clothes and a fairy. They followed Zelda and the guards to her room. A minute later, he came in.
“Sorry about that,” Zelda said. “Things have been uneasy since Ganondorf’s been around.” She took off her headdress. “I’m going to request two things for you. The second request will come after the first. Her hair shimmered a golden glow, even moreso than the sun itself.
“I had a dream about you, and I saw you saving Hyrule!” She held the boy’s hands. “Link, your courage will bring Hyrule from the brink of destruction!”
>>334770780
“Wow, really?”
“Yes! And it’s for that reason that I request this from you: I want to see how courageous you are!” She lifted her dress and took off her bright pink shoe.
“I want you to drink from my heel.” She said, smiling. Link cocked a brow.
“Well? Are you prepared to do so? My feet have been sweating through my stockings all day, and these are pretty old shoes…” Zelda took out a bottle of wine from her dresser. “I snuck this stuff from the cellar.” She poured a little in it, and then in a small cup on the table nearby.
“To a new future!”
“To…a new future.” Link reluctantly drank from Zelda’s shoe. He made a face. “Is this what her feet taste like?” It was his first time drinking alcohol. Zelda didn’t drink from her cup.
Lick it, she said.
>>334770848
“What?”
“Lick. It.” She sat down on her bed. Link’s fairy, Navi came to his side.
“You don’t have to lick the Princess’ shoe,” She said. “What kind of game are you playing?”
“A fun one.”
Link took a breath and licked the inside of her shoe, getting into the crevasses and corners of it with his tongue. Zelda began to take off her stockings. “Next, I want you to eat my stockings!” Link gagged from the wine-drenched shoe sweat and her next request. She held them up to him. “This shouldn’t be too hard for you, they’re pretty easy to compress.” Link looked away.
“Alright.” He took the stockings, and crumpled them up in his mouth. He gagged even more. Zelda giggled. “If you need something to drink, I have more wine!” Navi bumped into her forehead.
“You’re a terrible princess! I won’t stand for this!” Zelda took Navi and shoved her into a bottle. “Let me have some fun, silly fairy! Being a princess is boring when you can’t do anything you want!” Link had his mouth stuffed with the stockings. He muffled something to Zelda.
>>334769507
If you think Marin's personality doesn't exist then you didn't play LA and definitely didn't do random shit while she was following you. At one point she encourages you to break pots and attack chickens.
>>334770423
No, the curve of her bottom lip is clearly interrupted by the tip of her tongue. She's got her tongue out.
>>334770942
Literally gagged. Good job.
Keep posting
>>334770942
“No, you don’t have to swallow them.” She grabbed a bowl. “Take them out your mouth and wring them out here. He did just that. He kept fiddling with his mouth, dry from the stockings.
“Thirsty?”
“No.”
“Okay.” She began to pull down her panties. Link’s eyes widened. Navi went ballistic. “See these? These are my panties.” She then put them back on, and then went to a small bin in the corner of the room.
“These are my panties from last week.” Link grew pale. “You know what’s next.” Link finally broke down. “I can’t do it! I can’t! This is disgusting! Aren’t I supposed to fight Ganondorf? Why am I licking the insides of your shoes and stuffing your undergarments in my mouth?! WHY?!” Zelda gave a slight pout.
“Because it’s fun.”
Link was speechless. “I’m lonely in this large castle. There’s no other children to play with, and knowing my fate, I can’t ever do normal things like go for a walk in Hyrule Field or go shopping…” She looked sad. “Haven’t you ever had a friend that did cruel, nasty things to you?” A spark went off in Link’s head, remembering his rivalry with Mido.
>>334771004
You're a fucking idiot.
>>334771045
“I see…” Link held his hand out. “Gimme your underwear. I’ll suck all of the filth out of them.” Zelda gave a pleasant look to the hero to-be. He took the panties and stuffed them into his piehole with no letup.
“Link, you’re a brave boy…”
Next, he wringed them into the bowl with the stocking slobber. “Are you sure you aren’t thirsty?” Zelda took out a pitcher of water. “It’s just water.” Link nodded and took a glass of water. Afterward, he took the saliva-soaked panties and gobbled them up again, this time drenching them further. He wrung them out once more.
“Fantastic! You’re amazing, Link!” He smiled. “Now, with all of this nasty, smelly concoction you brewed up, we’re going to our last step. “I’m prepared to drink it all!” Link declared. Zelda stared at him.
“No, we’re going to make Ganondorf drink it!”
>>334771004
Think a little harder, anon.
Fuck, I need to finish Wind Waker, took a break right as I was nearing the end and haven't went back.
Hope I can find it.Same to my Pikmin 3
![[laughter stops].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Cd2GU7m.gif "[laughter stops].gif")
>>334770942
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahjahjahahahahhahahjahahahahahahahahahaha
>>334771145
Zelda walked to the dining hall, and saw her father with Ganondorf, talking about the future of their pact with one another. Zelda came with the concoction in a small pitcher. “Pardon my intrusion,” She said in a formal tone. “I was hoping to offer Lord Ganondorf a drink.”
“Ah, Zelda. I would be honored.” He held his cup to her. She poured the concoction inside, smiling. Link looked from far away. He drank it slowly, savoring its peculiar flavor.
“Oh my. This is superb!” He sneered. “The taste of young female sweat!” Zelda’s heart skipped a beat. “Yes, back home the days are blistering and scorching. We Gerudo had to use our sweat to maintain our energy against dehydration.” Zelda’s face turned red from embarrassment. “I have many sworn sisters,” Ganondorf said, smiling. He picked up Zelda and put her on his lap. “This is nothing new. In fact, I’ve had worse.”
“R-really?”
“Zelda, what is it that you have done?” Daphnes asked. Ganondorf whispered something in her ear. She screamed in disgust, running out the hall. She bumped into Link.
“To be a child again…” Ganondorf took more of the concoction and drank it thoroughly.
um what
>>334771270
“Well, that was useless,” Zelda said, looking down. “Sorry I put you through this, Link.”
“Nah, it’s fine. I was happy to do it.”
“Why? I made you do all those disgusting things!”
“Well, you called me a friend.” Zelda gasped, realizing what she said earlier. “Friends do things like that! It makes them grow closer. And I’d be happy to do it again!” Zelda smiled at Link and went for a hug.
“Be careful…Hero.”
Link snuck out the window. However, the guards saw him. “There he is!” Zelda smiled as he ran away. Suddenly, she remembered her second request. “Well, he’ll figure it out.” She took off her gloves and dumped them into the pitcher of water. A regal laugh followed her cruel deed.
ENDhttps://www.fanfiction.net/u/4936346/Noone-the-VirginHit me up if you want more.
Can someone upload the one that explains how each zelda is supposed to react? I'm too autistic to infer it.
>>334759012
>ghandi
why do americans always spell it like that?
>>334771783
Because they want everything in life to be huge except words.
Fucking love these.
>>334772016
Please don't stop, this may be stupid as shit, but this is also really fun.
>>334759262
>gf
>/v/
>lying on the internet
Fucking faggot
>>334773301
wipe the cheetos off of your 5th chin
Made a template, enjoy
>>334773445
Nigga it's Doritos :^)
>>334773639
oh cool, what's your favorite Richard Dawkins quote?
>>334772016
Goddammit
>>334772016
WW Link telling it like the alpha he is.
>>334772016
CDi Link is killing me
>>334773779
MEMES!
Damn that lewd version of this was so hot.
Too bad i couldn't save it. Enjoyed it though
>>334759262
Does she have dyed hair?
>SS Zelda will never be real
>>334774719
I know that feel.
Though a mix of SS of OoT would be the best desu. Met too many girls that are like TP, one girl was EXACTLY like it. Wanted to fuck me in the ass with a dildo just because my ass was big.
>>334774915
>complaining about TP girls
What a faggot
>>334775067
>breaking SS Zelda's heart
disgusting
>>334775163
>Implying
Just saying there's alot of TP girls, its easy as fuck to land one if you're into that, fuccboi.
>>334775160
CDI link kills me
Every
Fucking
Time
>>334775331
>take that peatrice
>>334775160
>>334757610
I need TP Zelda to dominate my orgasms.
>>334758985
>the groose is loose
Lmao
>>334759153
>the butt mad caused by this
What about DiC cartoon Zelda?
>>334759012
>But wasn't Gandhi a peaceful guy?
My sides.
>>334759153
AYO THIS BEAT IS BANANAS
>>334768562
actually fucking choked on my drink
Its the face that does it.
you will now notice ss zelda's tongue
>>334760062
>TP Zelda is a cold bitch
What? She literally gave herself so Midna could live.
>>334768562
fuck you anon i cant breathe
>>334776281
Alex hall writes coppypasta story "Ben Drowned"
took his sweet time with it making some fucked up majoras mask videos with it
stupid thought it was real aka Ben's ghost had hacked the game or some shit
says he only has one more video called "the truth"
posts this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=473G80r1T_w
retards get upset
>>334776467
It's a dantasy, /v/ is filled with weak cucks that liked to get dom'd and pegged.
>>334775286
She looks like she gives not one fuck.
>>334776578
I want a girl to fuck me rough. Not peg me. my anus is a ground that I refuse to sully.
>>334776467
Flawless picture
>>334776605
>>334776654
>>334775331
>we had sex?
>>334775925
Always remember.
>>334776578
>>334776605
That timing, and like a told another anon in this thread, LoZ link is my response.
CDI-link... you motherfucker, still laughing.
>>334776970
call me crazy but didnt the mods make this play on /v/ that day
>>334776970
Alex Hall is so weird, he doesn't strike me as someone that would spend so much time carefully crafting a creepy pasta
>>334777289
>one of two people that can legitimately be called Mr. King Kong
>>334776970
>What the fuck, man. My little brother has religiously followed this entire series, and after seeing this he's up in his room, screaming about how he's going to kill himself. Fuck you, I'm telling my parents.
>he's going to kill himself
>Fuck you, I'm telling my parents
MY FUCKING SIDES
>CD-I Link
>TP Zelda
>>334776605
Fucking CD-I Link I can't fucking handle this
I heard it in his fucking voice
>>334777662
Cutest couple.
>>334776180
Skyward Sword's Zelda is fucking cute based solely on these reactions.
I can't handle CD-I Link
>WOW MAN HAHAHAHA CD I LINK IS SO FUNNY HAHA WOW SO FUNNY AND HILARIOUS
>>334777902
Everyone shilling on CD-I Link when innocent gayish WW Link is the real star here.
>>334777902
This isn't Spelunky BOY!
>>334776605
I've not seen a CDI Link that didn't make me burst out laughing. It has to be the face, not all of these have great text.
>>334778467
This one is kinda shit tbqh.
>>334757610
>>334778441
This one is actually funny
What about DiC cartoon Zelda?
>>334778706
Lel.
>>334778706
>>334778712
>Sengoku Basara
>slow as shit
>less enemies
>illusion of grandeur
>dead series
>>334757610
>>334773301
Im on /v/ and have a gf too
>>334778824
>dat ass
>>334778824
She sure does things to my DiC.
>>334763367
>is there any person on this planet that isnt a dog
Most people aren't dogs, anon. Dogs and humans are two different things
>>334778824
https://youtu.be/BWlKr4seJ-0?t=74
I don't give a shit. Post more Midna.
>>334779416
>tfw no WW link bf
>>334778712
This one proves TP Zelda a best
>>334779696
Never saw this before. Brede Gud
>>334779070
underrated
I'm having to much fun with this
>>334771609
>no powdering the ring of the glass with smegma powder or making a cum cocktail
You are the lamest sick pedo I have ever seen.
>>334780406
Use Twilight Princess' for CDI, and just use some other one for Twilight Princess.
>>334758630
What is wrong with saying "you too"?
>>334780569
No, the joike is that CD i Link is retarded
>>334779696
I wonder how this fucker would've responded to this one.
I'm actually sad there's no King Daddy acting Stern/Lewd/Retarded in any of these.
>>334780803
Talking about how your "daddy says not to be ashamed of your dick" is like the definition of retarded that probably also included weird redneck incest rape
>>334781054
You must be 18y or older to post here kiddo
>>334781054
But TP link is a redneck, so it makes sense for him.
>>334781227
Well that's true.
>>334766921
kek'd
What's this meme about twilight princess being a dom / pegging ?
Just cause a girl is intially cold doesn't mean she doesn't like to be bent over . Whys everyone on this website such a fuckin beta .
>>334781140
>Animated series Link
I kek'd at this much harder than I should've
>>334760135
>It's afraid of me.
>It should be.
My dick.
>>334780472
Is that another request I'm hearing?
>>334780803
>the joke is that CDI Link is retarded
No it isn't. Talk about missing the point and more importantly, missing the humor.
>>334780580
The implication is that was your response to "I love you"
>>334781803
So /v/ is CD-i Link. Makes sense.
>>334761558
Noticed three images ago. Checkmate.
>>334766252
Lucky bastard. The closest I ever got was SS Zelda.
I just realized WW link's art is actually minish cap link.
>>334782467
Fuck, you just made me blow champagne out my nose.
>>334782467
>Cdi-link
Fucking kek
>>334782467
This is really really good
>>334782632
>LoZ is what the original reaction should have been
>>334782467
This one was good
>>334781887
Then what's the point?
>>334782271
First gf was TP. Current is SS. Mistress is ALTTP. Needless to say, shit's kinda fucked
>>334782815
>tfw ex was ss, ww, alttp, and tp (in the right mood)
I miss her
How the fuck is cdi link so goddmn,funny the words aren't even funny but I fucking lose it anyway
We need the Winnie the Pooh one.
>>334783064
It's because of the face and the fact that you just read this in my voice
>>334783174
>>334783139
no cdi link 2/10
>>334783241
CD-i Link would only do that if his opponent was a Jew.
>>334781803
Defining the meta, /v/ used to animated series link, now we are clearly in CD-i mode.
>>334783483
LoZ link and OoT link should be reversed then it would make sense
>>334783483
Good one, though I'd probably have done "FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS" for CDI
>>334781140
>glass him
>>334769741
>>334769507
Jeremy is best girl
I getting real thin on ideas, I think I might be done.
>>334785557
>>334785557
How is Triforce Heroessoloanyway?
>>334785932
Lame, not worth it
>>334785557
Funnier if he mistook her for Zelda. Still intent on fucking "her" though.
>>334766921
Oh my god, its my old OC.
This is three years old, you had this saved?
![[ ! ].gif](https://i.imgur.com/oGbZx69.gif "[ ! ].gif")
