You ready?
>>334729249
Yes, though I generally prefer the European events now.
The GDQs are too big, lost that comfy atmosphere, and always the same crowd of autists playing NES games rather than anything modern.
Anything new this year?
I
>>334729249
Is he still banned?
will based chibi be there?
>>334729480
lifelong ban
>>334729249
what happened?
>>334729249
>No fun allowed event run by hypocrites
Nah
>>334729459
WOULD
>>334729249
Did you liked that jump?
>>334729351
you forgot to mention, autsists playing the SAME FUCKING GAMES every year, its really boring to see people play the same shit over and over.
But thats what autists do tho, maybe i should try to not be a normal individual./
>>334729660
I hate how they always end the stream with some 5 hour RPG
>>334729660
You submit games you'd like to run, then Mike Uyama ignores the list and puts all his old friends on instead, while taking a $200,000 yearly pay check.
>>334729651
i like that jump!
>Dustforce, a hard as fuck platformer with speedrunning in mind has barely been run
>Finally gets picked last year/the year before that (Can't remember which)
>It's an "any %" run
>Aka : Fucking worthless
WHY DOES THAT DOGSHIT CATEGORY EVEN FUCKING EXIST? NOW IT'LL NEVER BE RUN AGAIN, AND NON OF THESE SHITTERS WILL STRAIGHT UP DO AN "SS" RUN OF EVERY FUCKING LEVEL.
>>334730029
stop shilling your shitty game
hang yourself
how many did she really suck off?
>>334729919
>while taking a $200,000 yearly pay check.
source?
>>334729573
I must've missed this, what happened?
>>334730439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0
>>334730302
>she
>>334730439
>>334730485
dont watch, severe autism within
chibi showed his wiener to an underage girl
>>334729351
>I generally prefer the European events now.
such as? post some links
>>334730485
AHAHA WHAT
everything about speedrunning is pure fucking faggotry
>>334731073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>spring not even half over
>>334730527
Lmao remember when Chibi's nudes leaked?
And that faggy collar he was wearing in them
>>334730638
Yes? Speedrunning is autism incarnate.
It's mildly entertaining to watch for the sheer audacity of it, but surely the act of grinding a game to dust to save a few seconds holds no appeal to anyone but the autistic?
>>334731630
i had forgotten. with good reason.
>>334731630
nothing faggy about the collar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c
>>334731630
Remember when someone called his Mom about it?
https://a.pomf.cat/dnjjud.webm
>>334731373
(You)
______________________________________
Sent from Amanda's Apple Iphone 6
>>334729249
>SGDQ
>summer games done quick
>SUMMER
WHERE THE FUCK DID THE TIME GO
>>334731991
HOW DID YOU KNOW, STOP HACKING ME
>>334732026
when are you going to pursue that career? finish that degree? get that girlfriend? start working out?
>>334732180
One more anime...
One more boss...
>>334732180
Started lawschool four months ago after being a lazy piece of shit for six years. Wish I was still a lazy piece of shit.
>>334732180
Superfluous nonsense. Wish I could go back to being a NEET and just live in fucking piece somewhere.
>>334729351
Been to three GDQs and I'm gonna have to word this. They're too big for their own good.
>>334732180
But anon i do workout
but anon, I fuck my bfs boipucci and cum in his bum all the time
but anon, im a lawyer, already finished lawschool
>>334732458
Gayest post of the year.
>>334732458
stay safe and dont catch aids
>>334732323
>lawschool
>getting hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to learn how be a terrible human being
fucking hang yourself
>>334732528
>boipucci
>gay
pick one
>>334729249
>I don't have definite proof
>In fact I need to analyse this footage first
>But I am accusing you of cheating RIGHT NOW, a priori, right this very second, in front of everyone
What an absolute jackass.
>>334732458
>>334732323
>/v/ - Lawyers and Attorneys
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>334732582
Free education where I live. Way too emphatic to become scum. Enjoy being a NEET, unless you feel you can go the distance, then you should give it a shot.
>>334732684
Phoenix wright is what inspired me to go into law school.
>tfw narcissa is going to spread her pussy to all the alpha speed runners this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OQHJBlYqg
>>334732458
>bfs boipucci
Anon, I'm so sorry...
>>334732847
>her
>pussy
>>334730485
The average person doesn't know why someone would conclude that he was cheating, please explain that?
>>334732847
i am happy that lots of people in the community still refer to him as him and still call him cosmo
there are not enough women to ruin it yet
>>334732747
>then you should give it a shot
I haven't left the house in 3 months. I made 2 lasagnas yesterday and ate them both while watching force awakens. All I've done today is masturbate to hentai in between violent bouts of diarrhea.
It's too late for me ;_;
>>334732684
You learn rules and apply them to different situations, it's like any RPG. Also so far I'm just studying it.
>>334732849
How can anyone be so said with Noire hugging them?
>>334730302
I still don't get this image.
>>334732973
he used an action replay code to levitate
>>334732847
Genuine question, is Cosmo a jew? That one girl from /pol/ made me look into people and
>bulging eyes
>big nose
>cock forehead
Also, THOSE TEETH
>>334733025
>2 lasagnas
>Havent left the house for 3 months
garfield plz
>>334733025
Sounds comfy. Any major mental issues?
>>334732847
That is, if he doesn't kill himself first.
>>334732847
>>334730302
god those people are ugly.
Do they ever speed run things like C&C? Seems like it'd be fun to watch.
Also getting a megatropolis in the original Sim City
>>334733143
Nothing that's been diagnosed.
I just hate people
pic pretty much my spirit animal ;_;
>>334730485
>state of the arc youtube slow mo
>>334733425
You're in a way better position than I was then. Go do something when you feel like it.
>>334732847
he's got one week to kill himself so we can celebrate the kill a tranny day on the 25th
Will he ?
>>334733053
Read file name too.
I think the girl ended up fucking some guys or whatever at the event.
>tfw you remember that l4d speedrun last year
JUST
END
IT
>>334732683
He was right though
>>334732180
Just finished my first year of community college, transferring to a uni for engineering after 1 more semester. No debt so far and some decent savings, hoping I can make it through with none and then move out of the country.
>>334732847
John Numbers is a savage.
>>334733565
lel.
Is there proof of this shit?
>>334733513
thanks for believing in me, anon
I'll try...
>>334731875
Chibi didn't actually do the things this guy says he did, right? at least not all of it?
>>334733740
Stiv admitted to fucking her
will he ever be back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNxk36AuIY
Post games you want to see speedrunned (speedran?)
>Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
>hideofbeast will never do a minimalist speedrun of MMX at SGDQ
>>334733025
Wow, that's way too much food man... How are you alive? I'm not a thin man but I can't imagine eating even half of that.
At least you're cooking for yourself though.
>>334731875
>https://a.pomf.cat/dnjjud.webm
Welp, this is it. Literally the most pathetic thing in the history of humanity. Chibi might actually, historically, be one of the most worthless garbage people ever to be. His own mother has genuine contempt for him.
>>334733658
just graduated from community college and transferred over to uni. decided i wanted to do something good with my life and be an english teacher for young kids. i'm in debt but fortunately this isn't the worst job in the world when it comes to long-term debt. keep it up, anon. you can kick ass in life if you don't let this cesspool of unapologetic NEETs bring you down
>I'm too stupid to play league, dota or counter-strike competitively. And my severe autism cripples me from talking to people. I guess I'll start a "career" as a speedrunner.
You fucking people make me laugh. And all you ingrates that watch this trash are just as bad.
>>334733425
>spirit animal
Holy shit, kill yourself you waste of life
>>334730527
Oh, it's a she, trust me,I was there ;)
what happened to the cum covered reimu doll
>>334733959
>/v/ will never be free of cancerous anime posters ;_;
>>334732847
ok I keked
but willpannenkoek2012be there?
>>334733053
Come on bro. They were streamers and then at a GDQ she banged a bunch of guys and one of the speedrunners she slept with wrote a shitty apology that was made public when it was supposed to be private
http://pastebin.com/6JmhEriM
so who else have they banned to make it even less funny
>All of the decent people from 4chan stopped associating themselves with this place
>Only people that still do are a bunch of spastic memers that wear Trump hats while they're on the couch
>>334734283
Worcester
>>334734217
Wow, ok that's actually pretty funny.
Dude got cucked hard. I feel kinda bad for him. But at the same time, shouldn't have married a fucking slut
>>334732180
>jump in and out of jobs while being a NEET in between
>have no need for girlfriend because I fucking hate the thought of someone screwing around in my apartment
>have a naturally bulky body so I don't have to give a shit about working out
Is it natural to not give a shit about accomplishing something? I mean, even if I do accomplish something I don't feel anything particular, I just raise my shoulders and go back home to wank and listen to some music.
>>334734192
i would purposely ask him what a half a press is then tell him an a press is an a press you can't say it's only a half just to hear his autistic rage
>>334734352
they banned Werster?
Speedrunning looks cool, but it must be miserable to be a speedrunner. It's so pathetic in the realm of gaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>334733425
El perrito gordito
>>334733970
He probably means the frozen lasagnas. They're usually not very big, I could eat two if I really tried and I weigh 175lbs. Still not a very good idea, though.
>>334734068
this shitty fucking attitude is why I don't interact with people
fucking people...
>>334734352
jesus, and people still watch this garbage?
>>334734420
Yeah.
>>334729249
I don't pay attention to this shit. Did he cheat or what?
>>334730029
SS All Levels is the category for this marathon.
Go check the schedule, it's happening on Tuesday, July 5th.
>>334731875
Could chibi actually be worse than Anthony Burch
>>334734217
>she is your wife
I thought she was just his girlfriend he could easily discard after she got pumped and dumped by who knows how many at the event, not the idiot's wife. Jesus, I hope he divorced.
>Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.
>first he cucks him
>then he tells him to be okay with it
Just nuke SGDQ already, the autism and idiocy there has become too much,.
>>334730302
Whos the chick? Is it the one that fucked that banjo runner?
>>334731215
This is so silly and I've seen it a few times here. Guy is clearly just a self loathing faggot who is over exaggerating and woeing like a queer.
>>334734350
could be worse, I could be shilling on said site which is degrees more pathetic
>a-at least I get paid 10 times less than mcdonalds paper hat boy shitposting on a mongolian wall-painting site all day
lmao
>>334734068
he identifies as a fat depressed dog, why are you bullying him anon!
>>334734593
Keep pretending that you choose to isolate yourself, rather than the world rejecting you
>>334734751
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0
>>334734593
most people in decent communities aren't like this, just a handful of cunts that never out themselves like this in public. getting intimidated by pieces of shit is counterproductive and only helps push you toward becoming like them. don't be like that. go out there and go do something with your life. it's more than possible to do so.
>>334734384
I'd be your friend to be honest.
GREETINGS
FROM
GERMANY
LETS
KICK
CANCERS
BUTT
I miss the old days when Sig was running mario and Cosmo was running ocarina and they were just twitch people with no facecams or anything. before the big AGDQ that popularized and ruined everything and turned people into e-celebs.
>>334735034
FIRST TIME WATCHING FIRST TIME DONATING
Can someone post the pic where chibi is smiling like this guy
>>334735034
Anon, please. Nowadays it's "salaam from Germany", you know that.
>>334735034
the absolute worst thing about the donations it that the people don't even know what they're donating to
>>334735034
Evry tim.
>>334732847
https://youtu.be/ILT7Noa1NZo
>>334732973
The call who called him out does TAS runs using emulators. Meaning he knows how the game functions to absolute autistics levels. He gained height after already falling and if you had started falling after the encounter you already fucked up the skip.
>>334734025
>fnatic
>>334734916
worst video ever
>>334735034
DOING GOD'S WORK
KEEP ON KEEPING ON
>>334729249
I still to this day understand this image
Someone explain
>>334734021
I mostly use this place to relax after a long day, since I've been here for several years. Good luck to you as well anon, thanks for the encouragement.
>>334735281
>implying you don't want to ballroom dance with narcissa, you completely naked, and her dressed like Belle from beauty and the beast
>>334729249
>>334730485
https://youtu.be/vniPtX1PQ7g
>>334735534
Chibi cheated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1BBiPeDXM0
What happened to Chibi's girlfriend?
>>334731875
>3 minutes in
This doesn't get worse does it...
>>334729249
What the fuck is this image about?
Hey autists, spoonfeed me
>>334735534
Dude cheated. Got banned from "official speedrunning" for the rest of his life.
>>334735534
He used a cheat engine to make Mario jump a little higher or to make an exploit way easier. Basically the exploit is super super hard desu and he nailed it first try and barely acted enthused or pleased with the outcome so another autist sensing weakness went for blood. Turns out he did cheat and the nigga even admitted it.
>>334735718
You mean the tranny?
>>334735816
Not the worst penis.
>>334732847
i whant to fuck narcissa boypussy
>>334735816
Why is there a pic of his dick?
>>334735816
pretty big dick
>>334735816
I REMEMBER THAT DICK PIC!he probably has a bigger peeper than most of /v/
>>334732180
>In grad school for inferential statistics.
>Can only really play vidya every couple of weekends.
I just want to play vidya.
>>334735534
He pulled off a frame-perfect glitch that has no queue-in on a live stream and didn't even flinch when doing so, he was cheating with tools.
The record holder for that game was watching and called him out on his bullshit, so he can't participate on speedrun events anymore.
>>334735816
decent sized flute desu
>>334735910
yeah
>check catalog
>see one highlighted thread for some reason even though i dont have any active filters on that i remember
>it's an sgdq thread
god dam i've had this filter on for almost a year what the fuck
>>334735816
Not bad
>>334734283
There was that guy making suicide jokes during his crash bandicoot run last year. I forget his name. Go google it pretty cringey.
>>334736204
he said he'd come and murder everyone at the event or something
>>334735816
Would buy calendars and drop them into peoples mailboxes/10
>>334729660
This. If there aren't any major improvements over the run from last year/AGDQ they should just tell the runner to fuck off. Different categories work but watching the same shit every year sucks.
>>334730302
I think they're still together? Don't understand how.
>>334735816
Just throwing this out there.
I design and manufacture dick pumps for a living, and that right there is a dick inflated by a pump. You can tell by the bulge in the center on the bottom side of his dick.
He's also squeezing the shit outta it to try and make it look thicker.
>>334734513
Goose is probably one of the coolest guys to watch on twitch.
>>334736446
Thanks for the info mr. Penis!
chibi still stream or what?
>schedule done almost 2 months beforehand
Holy shitting dicknipples, batnerd!
Did the leaders actually learn something from the catastropic run-up to AGDQ?
>>334734934
>Implying I don't actually talk mad shit to people in public if they act like stupid attention seeking retards
>Implying I'm afraid to call people out on their bullshit out in public
Just because you're too scared to do it doesn't mean that other people are too.
>>334731215
fucking kek
>>334734808
Whatever you say, you speedrunning degenerate
>>334736358
kek
>>334736446Are those pump ads on cuckchan yours?
>>334729249
>Quackshot Starring Donald Duck
Alright, I'm down.
>>334736821
A little under 5 inches.Cute little dicks are the best dicks
>>334731630
>tfw chibi has a bigger dick than you
Fuck... Thanks for reminding me anon
>>334736821
4.5 inches at best
>>334736821
Mines about that anon you might have me beat by a half an inch
>>334734217
>Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.
How is she something special when cheating whores are a dime a dozen?
>>334736821
Like 6 inches I guess. Estimating though, I ain't got no ruler here.
>>334732847
Still shilling your shitty videos on /v/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
will we see the realest nigga RL there
>>334736821
I wanna say 5 inches but I haven't measured it since I was a teenager and I don't have a ruler.
>>334737452
YSG = smegmaking
little slut doll = (you)
>>334736821
6.3 here.Feminine penis a best, nigger.
>>334729249
Isn't this that awkward guy atthe Tomba 2 speedrun?!
>>334735281
This whole Narcissa thing is so fucking surreal.
First videos I saw of Cosmo was chill dude wearing a goofy hat running OoT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yTmQe6UOok
His calm explanations made him really watchable imo.
Now fast forward 4 years and he's living alone, getting high all day, crying at 4chan comments and changing genders.
What people do with their body and time is their fucking business at the end of the day, but it seems this looks like he's just cracked under the pressure of perfecting runs/fan demand.
A little over 7 inches. :')
Here is the schedule for SGDQ 2016
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
What games are you looking forward to watching?
>EEnE
>Jet Set Radio
>Dustforce
>Sonic 06
>Deux Ex
>Star Fox: Assault
>All of Kirby Block
>Super Mario Maker based off of how successful that was last GDQ
>Pikmin
>Super Metroid
>Super Mario RPG
>>334729249
Will Caveman or AdamAK be there?
>>334730302
>not watching her heali- o-copter music video
>>334737861
Absolutely fucking nothing at first glance. Though I guess Deus Ex and Super Mario RPG could be neat.
>>334735756
The guys call chibi a big guy
>>334736821
Barely 6
>>334737861
TASbot
Castlevania block
Uuuuhhhh... Fallout4, I guess
>>334736821
like, 4 inches when erect. It's so fucking small when flaccid
>>334737724
Yeah, it's like a documented descent into madness.
https://youtu.be/EHA1qxsLH-0
To be honest though I think it wouldn't have happened if not for liberal agenda.
>>334735816
>have a bigger dick than chibi
>never put to use besides my hand
>>334736821
5.5
Not huge but gets the job done.
Anyone have Chibi's nudes?
>>334737861
Fallout 3 because of the inevitable shitposting that will happen because 18 minutes
>>334731875
>>334735816
why is his dick on the left side of his leg
>>334737161
Damn it anon
Now you made me sad
>>334737861
>CavemanDJC has two games
Event saved, gg no re.
>>334738445
i mean his right leg
>>334738301
makes me think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
every time
>>334737948
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/WD795Wml69Y
>>334736821
5.5
very close to 6 if i straighten it out
>>334736821
i never meshure it
people on omegle says its big so i think that means something
>>334736821
8.5 inches
Never used it. Probably never will.
>>334731630
>tfw you forgot Chibi was the "If I take off this collar I die" kid
>>334735281
This is like the start of some shitty horror series for Youtube done by a bunch of college students with a camera.
>>334738580
>ratings and comments disabled
Gee.
>>334738580
That ain't her
>>334730724
Just google ESA (European Speedster Assembly) and those guys always do some show which they stream during huge LAN events like Dreamhack in Sweden. It's normal people doing their thing. No eDrama and the autism level is relatively low but that's also the reason people barely are aware of those guys and almost nobody cares compared to the North American scene and their eCelebs.
What really is the downfall of Speedrunning is not the subject matter at hand but rather the baffling community who ruins it for the majority and is giving the whole thing a bad name. As it's always the case with such things.
Here an example, the pattern is always the same,
>watch a "glitchless" speedrun
>runner uses tons of obvious glitches/bugs/not intended routes
>runner gets called out
>says real glitchless runs aren't possible, deletes comments, making it sound like it's hopelessly arbitrary to define glitches/bugs/what's intentional, but a lot of games have pretty arbitrary definitions
>also every glitchless thread at speeddemosarchive or any speedrun forum ever
>"IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY" i.e. tons of mind-boggling stupid anecdotes & analogies
>someone makes a reasonable comparison to real life sports which have time trials and how easy it would be to abuse loopholes there but there are rules in place to prevent that (athletics, motorsport etc.)
>autism overload
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with these people. Can't their autistic brains not comprehend that no glitches means no glitches.
can someone please post his mugshots?
>>334734593
boo boo boo. People aren't the problem - YOU are the problem. Life tip: People treat you like a piece of shit in real life because you're actually a piece of shit.
>>334738986
It sure is, same buttfucking ugly horseface.
>>334737861
>Catherine
>Babel
>1 Player 2 Controllers
Sounds good.
>>334736821
I say 6, but it's more like 5.8.
>>334736821
Never bothered to measure it. I imagine roughly below average. It's tough for me to get a full erection these days since I have little to no sex drive and probably erectile dysfunction. Believe it or not that isn't because I masturbate frequently, I actually masturbate at most twice per month. I just don't care anymore.
>>334732847
How hard do you have to beat someone at Smash to give them a mental disorder?
>>334730302
Some post the list please!
>>334736821
About 4 - 5 inches... It's hard to tell since my dick is so curved.
haha fuck you mods
video games
>>334737861
>Caveman is in
Thank you based god
Is this thread on autosage
>>334733627
What happened?
>>334739056
The zillion retarded categories thing should be eliminated from speedruns.
They literally run shit like Mario3 in 4 different categories. SMW has SIX different ones.
That's beyond retarded.
>>334740215
It was boring.
>>334740215
Grill gamer played Payday 2 instead of practicing and it ended up as a let's play where she was unable to figure out how to rez and shit. On one of the easier difficulties too I recall.
At any rate, I really doubt hardest difficulties would be good for speedrunning even if you had good players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84c1uL9k1_g
>>334740474
>>334740509
It isn't even hard to make a speedrun in L4D, how do you fuck up that so badly?
It is a fucking tactic in versus for fuck's sake.
>>334740627
>tranny marisa and #thesessisamess
>>334732180
>Career
When I've got my degree
>Degree
Doing it now senpai, failed and had to change courses due to hating it and health problems during exams
>Working out
My lungs, heart and brain all have separate problems as it is, I don't want to have to pay more attention to this shitty skelly of a body
>>334740892
The cunt was deadweight (honestly, arent gurrls always?) none of them apparently had practiced and blamed it on whoever was responsible for practice room... I think the guys responsible just replied that they weren't told about any issues.
The whale that played Mario Kart fucking sucked too. After she had her plane tickets paid by other streamers and their watchers. They really need to stop bringing in these worthless whores.
>>334741407
That one girl who played a game whose name I can't recall in Awful Games Done Quick block was pretty good desu
>>334737861
>Sonic 06
>DooSex
>JSR
>Traditional Super Metroid run, of course
>Caveboi
>Obligatory spike
>T E T R I S B L O C K
Hell yeah, I know I'll enjoy this event to some degree
>>334734373
>But at the same time, shouldn't have married a fucking slut
They're dumbass mormons that got married when they were like 16, because they're dumbass mormons and that seems reasonable to mormons. You absolutely have to marry the first person you date, otherwise your magical underwear won't be able to carry you to heaven.
>>334732973
Long story short he used an action replay code to levitate and fake making that jump
will cosmo be there?
>>334742106
Stop deadnaming, shitlord
>>334739542
Well according to Wikipedia, neurologcial problems CAN be caused by too high a level of salt in the body.
>>334742287
>deadnaming
Is this an actual thing?
>>334742012
Are they still married?
>>334742106
It's Narcissa and I have no clue.
Just kill yourself now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpCH7E1ISLE
>>334742389
Yes.
Do it at every possible moment, especially if they start complaining.
>>334729351
>>334729351
>The GDQs are too big, lost that comfy atmosphere,
true
>>334742439
she is here guys
I've been watching AGDQ since it first started (didn't bother with 2016 and 2015 because they were shit) and I've never watched a SGDQ. Ask me anything anons.
>>334731875
Why is that loli hentai on CN
>>334742439
what the fuck
why aren't any of his friends talking to him? Where's Trihex and his other buddies? He's having a fucking mental breakdown because speedrunning broke him. Turning into a mental patient.
yeah don't >he me I'm a tranny and this fucker is off his rocker
>>334743017
Spain broadcasted onichichi on CN for whatever reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0UWn-ngR2I
>>334743103Can I suck you off, baby?
>>334732684
That's /b/, retard
Greetings from Germany, currently watching with my wife's son, he's really enjoying it, cash is a bit tight atm because I lost my job and my wife's bf (Abdul) is spending all of the welfare money on cigs, so here's 15 dollars and let's kick cancer in the butt!
>>334743103
Isn't this dude balding these days?
>>334732847
How long until he does porn?