>IT DROPPED MY INPUT!
What the fuck does this mean?
He keeps saying that Conker "drops his input" whenever he doesn't jump correctly.
>>334674067
It's what he does. Never his fault. Always something else. He blamed his opponent's outfit in Street Fighter 4 once, because he was getting his ass beat. It was distracting, he said. Same with the music in another game.
>>334674230
Watching him play Conker is more infuriating than funny, probably because I've beaten it multiple times and he's blaming the game for shit he CLEARLY does wrong.
Not once has the camera "glitched out" on me, and then he says the zombies "pulled him off" the tombstone in spooky. They don't fucking do that.
A dropped input is when you make a move on your controller, and due to poor coding/input queue wonkyness/hardware problems, the input never goes through.
It is a legitimate occurrence, however at lesat 90% of the time DSP claims it happens, he's just being a little bitch.
>>334674370
Conker doesn't have "input" problems.
Phil got a "your controller battery is dying" message and didn't do shit about it.
>>334674361
Yeah, I watched that not too long ago, and you're right. Always the same thing when I see him playing a game I have. He runs into shit that I never an into. Issues, glitches, anything. He'll full of shit most of the time.
>>334674493
I don't know how long ago you watched it, but he's finished it. Spooky makes me want to just smack him across the head, and seeing him walk into lasers in War and then COMPLAIN about instant death just made me shake my fucking head.
Its comedy anon, when he says that imagine canned laughter
>>334674603
Like a week ago. It was the full one.
They're at it again, folks!
These are made to build his brand.
>>334674731
>Full one
Is it the salty one? That's all I can find and he skips a shitload of stuff, like the brass boiler battle and getting down that worm hill.
>>334674747
No, I'm just amazed at how pissed off a grown man gets at a video game. Just like I am about how you, a grown man, is at a 4chan thread.
>>334674747
shut up retard
>>334674067
>watching someone else play video games when you can play them yourself
Why do millennial and autists do this?
>>334674801
Yup. The salty one.
>>334674731
Portable ops is canon you fucking mong
>>334675027
Because I've played and beat Conker multiple times and I like watching this man get angry because he isn't good at it.
>>334675132
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>334674361
I'm pretty sure that complaining about the game when he does something stupid is just his persona that he likes to act when he loses or fails, in fact when is ACTUALLY the game's fault he completely drops it and starts laughing.
I just checked his youtube and was surprised by the sheer amount of stuff he uploads. Out of all the youtubers he is the only one that does this much. And the funniest part is that there is a group that does NOTHING but watch every single video, every single comment just to make hours long montages of him being shit.
>>334675134
To be fair...Conker is the definition of trial and error. It's a frustrating game the first time around.
>Rodent says "Get behind me, Conker!"
>Phil ignores and starts shooting at the robot
>Explodes
>"GREAT!"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>334675434
He has a big hatebase, which is actually making him money.
>>334675704
He's like Chris Chan with vidya instead of comics. He makes bank from people wanting him to die.
>>334675027
The best Let's Plays tend to come from absolute trash games, which I can sit and laugh at, but couldn't stand playing myself.
>Sonic 2006
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPZd8MPtv0viNz7Ua2QpFQK1-TKi9HVc_
>Ride to Hell: Retribution
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL57hJfweW_2srGztN1iedcFd-BV5X1Ram
>Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjcuJWG-XqDmGg-jSltaj9jkoVucl66sX
>>334675027
Because I want to see phil play them?
He is a master comedian
He keeps wanting Conker to EXPLAIN why he dies.
Someone needs to make DSP's perfect game.
>>334674475
I know.
I said it's any of those three. So in this case, it's hardware/user error.
>e-celeb thread.
>>334676068
>Someone needs to make DSP's perfect game.
They already did, it's called Heavy Rain
>>334677493
Does it hold your hand and explain to you why you died every single time?
>>334677614
No because game overs are a failure of the game designer
Reminder DSP can kick any of your asses on Super Turbo
>>334677832
I just want to sit in on him playing a platformer, in person, and point out every single time he blames the game for his fuck-up.
>>334677986
insecure dweebs like you are the reason this turbocunt has an audience
who cares if he dies an makes excuses?
>>334678614
>insecure dweebs like you
>insecure
What the fuck does "insecurity" have to do with anything?
Nice insult, Fonzie.
>>334678852
People who don't have a lot going on in their lives, so they need to feel good about something insignificant like being good at video games
When you see somebody that you can lord this over, you literally create little fap fantasies where you get to sit them down and point out how bad they are at video games.
You basically support this worthless cunts entire lifestyle, because he makes you feel good about yourself.
AHHH KAMAHHHNNNN
>>334674067
What do you think it means?
It means a button was pushed but the game didn't register the associated action. More likely to be a problem with the controller port than the game, but it's not unheard of.
I got no idea who this tosser is and I'm not defending him, but inputs not being registered correctly is a thing and some day it will happen to you.
>>334674067
It obviously means he thinks that even though he correctly hit the input at the right time, the desired effect didn't come out. This isn't unheard of, but even knowing nothing about this guy, I assume he's just making excuses for being a shitter.
>>334682090
It could also mean that he pressed a button during the animation of another action and so the action for that button didn't occur. So he mistakenly believes that the game didn't register his input.
>>334682495
That's what people actually mean 90% of the time when they claim a game is dropping inputs.
>>334674747
DSP is not part of the viral marketing conspiracy.
There is a viral marketing conspiracy, and DSP is faking his persona, but the two are unrelated.
>>334683000
>>334683000
trips confirm
>>334683000
>>334683000
>>334683000
>>334683000
Too true.
>>334683000
False flag attack. Gulf of Tonkin.
>just looked at angry joes channel
how is this guy relevant he releases a shit ton of videos on a daily basis and each only has like 5000~ views.
>>334683763
oops not angry joe, dsp
>>334674067
>IT DROPPED MY INPUT!
Did he ever say this when playing MK9? Because it actually drops inputs regularly.
>>334674370
I PRESSED JUMP
is this true?
>>334683763
He's not even fuckable. Unlike that stupid sexy PewDiePie.
>>334675784
>Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
>absolute trash
>>334683763
>>334683809
He's not. His controversy is literally the only thing still keeping him afloat. He basically never changed from "no editing, spam inbox with videos" approach because he wasn't willing to learn how to edit while that was clearly what the market shifted to with long edited videos.
>>334684002
>Subscribe to DSP channel
>Next day
>99+ new videos
>He does it every other day
Holy hell
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>>334674067
>HE JUMPED EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO THAT
Every fucking time.
He doesn't control the characters, he just tells them what to do.
dark side phils looks like pedophile monster
probably 45 years old in real years
he waits outside school of childrens age 12
looks at the children at swimming hole for chance at nudism boddy
he wants to see the breast to the fuck and their little hairs on the trim
gross monster have erect the penis around my chidlrens I will beat to the blood comes out of eyes
allah give me strength if I see him outside of the internet because I will never stop until time ends
gross bastard son of a bitch fucker
