This here is Mona Pizza
I want to fuck her.
>>334628775
Alright now post lewds of her, family.
>she'll never give your dick the world's best treat-za
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdMKagVqyy0
Makers of a tasty treat-sa
>>334629772
amazing how a single coma is all that's keeping the statement from being creepy
>Alright now post lewds of her family
>>334630091
>coma
You can stay in a coma where you belong.
>>334628775
I remember when I went on a family vacation for 2 weeks and all I had was my DS and wario ware andI fapped to her because I had no internet/computer
Good times, mona a qt.
>>334628775
>>334630650
How old were you? How did you even manage?
>>334628775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCmMuKkUCw
Pizza Dinosaur was here, Mona Pizza sucks.
>>334632370
Fuck if I know, 15 maybe?
She still hasn't delivered my pizza.
Pizza Time.
>>334628775
>>334633194
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.
>>334628775
Dr. Wario, I'm Mona Pizza.
>>334628775
emptying dicks out of their jizz-a
>>334633320
Uh you don't get to bring mini-games.
>>334633257
Hot
>>334633431
You've a big nose.
>>334633257
Too bad she only wants Wario's dick.
>>334633431
They're not minigames
They work for the mustached man
This here is Mona's tits-a
>>334633257
Is this a copypasta?
>>334634116
Literally why?
>>334634745
Literally becausesurprisingly, not about the money, but more of the fact she digs wild guys and find his nose really fucking kawaii. It's mentioned a few times on biographies of her that she has a crush on him and looks up to him for some reason.If you're wondering whether it's unrequited, it's actually not. Or at the very least, he just finds her kawaii too in a dream he had in the first game, so she definitely clogged up a spot in his big fat heart somewhere, even if just as a friend.
>>334634705
What do you think?
