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Who was in the wrong here?
Literal home invasion by a government agent.
This guy literally dindu nuffin wrong.
sir?
>>334526824
EL CABRÓN QUE ME INVADIÓ LA CASA
>Be humble potato farmer, living in Yugorussiaghanistan.
>Tend to the fire since my house is so modest and the nights are cold.
>Suddenly, the door opens. I was not expecting visitors.
>Maybe it is that nice boy from down the street come to collect some firewood for his mother.
>Suddenly face to face with a stranger.
>Stranger speaks in some language I can't understand.
>Keeps ramming a photograph in my face, speaking at me.
>I try to tell him to leave before I rouse the town.
>He seems to get the message.
>Grab my axe, I can always use more firewood.
>Trip on a loose nail in my wooden floor, fall down.
>Suddenly the stranger has a gun and is yelling at me.
>I don't know what he wants, he keeps yelling.
>He shoots me in the head, killing me.
>In heaven I watch, tears in my eyes as he kills all my neighbours and friends.
>>334526824
Door was open, Leon had the right to execute him and fuck her wife.
>foreign government agent prettyboy trespasses into your house
>refuses to leave after a verbal warning
>prettyboy clearly has PTSD and thinks everything is a zombie
>you grab an axe to defend yourself
>prettyboy shoots you in face
>it fucking hurts but you're somehow still alive
>before you can escape he roundhouse kicks you and shoots you again
Horror game from the perspective of old Spanish guy when?
>>334527631
>small spanish town
>there is a rumor that some armed american psychopath is comig your way killing every human in sight
>you have to hide you children and try to defend yourself while he is on a killing spree
>you manage to save the children, but no matter what you do you always get murdered
this is why you never see children in RE4, only villagers
>>334527408
>>334527408
feelsbadman
If a guy points a gun in your face but doesn't fire immediately, you should always put down your weapon and try to make him calm down. Even if the villager was just defending his home, he was an idiot and deserved to get shot.
Was Resident Evil 4 really the last good RE game? In my opinion it was a soulless TPS which got boring as fuck after you reached he castle.
>>334527631
sounds way more interesting than todays games
how come you never play the victim in games?
always some over the top hero
>>334526824
Leon. luckily it turned out this villager was apart of a religious group like isis thats involved in crimes. So Leon doges the court bullet.
>>334527408
>>334527408
potato farmer had a hard life
>>334528970
>mfw when leon defence force is already here
>>334527408
Even if the guy was going to kill Leon, how was Leon going to explain why he just walked into a guy's house and killed him, all while on a mission from the president?
That would cause a national incident.
>>334529272
>go to house asking for information
>guy attacked me
>i killed him in self-defense
>>334529272
>That would cause a national incident
Not if you kill all possible witnesses.
>>334528943
i hope there is a big dev lurking this thread RIGHT NOW who can make a game like that
and im talking to you Kojima, i know you are reading this
>>334529373
>I walked into a guy's house, without warning
>he yelled at me to leave, and slowly came at me with an axe
>I had no choice but to kill him in the name of America, mister Prime Minister
>>334529421
>Leon survived a zombie apocalypse
>accidentally killed some farmer
>killed everyone in the village to leave no witnesses
>he makes up a report about how they were all zombies
Good lord
Little rough, don't you think?
>>334529672
>mister prime minister
What country are you from? Totally gonna tell the American Prime Minister about that.
Maybe the Empire of Canada would get involved and all the feudal lords reigning over their provinces would have a summit to decide what action to take against their neighbour.
>>334530139
he's in Spain, he'd need to explain himself to the Spanish Prime Minster.
>>334530302
>>334529672
The guy still came at him with an axe. What the fuck is he supposed to do? Just let the guy kill him?
>>334530302
Not-Spain, and he also escaped by sea and left virtually no evidence of his existence aside from maybe some blood and sweat. And shell casings, I guess.
In any case, none of this makes any sense to begin with.
>>334530574
You're speaking to yuropoors that have no concept of self worth or self defense. Of course they think the appropriate thing to do is lie down and die.
>>334526824
if you kill a person because you wanted to kill, without knowing it was a terrorist that was going to explode a public place tomorrow, were you doing the right, for the right reasons?
>>334530574
He was walking at a snail's pace, only getting the axe after a verbal warning to the guy who broke into his house. It's kind of hard to plead self defense in that kind of scenario.
>>334530783
Except you can try to leave afterward but he still follows you and tries to kill you.
>>334530670
But anon, killing a home invader is a very american thing to do.Not that a shitposting third worlder like wouuld understand
>>334528943
but that's literally how classic survival horror went
Harry Mason wasn't an action hero, he was just some dude looking for his daughter when shit hit the fan. Henry Townshend was just some photojournalist and 21/21 sacrifices proposed to bring about the end of the world / bring back Walter's mother. Also Clocktower, also Alone in the Dark, also Forbidden Siren. You're just swapping monster from the ass end of the universe for that asshole from postal
>>334530870
I was speaking of course of Leon, he was the one defending himself. Read anon.
>>334530783
He already took a swing at Leon with the axe and pursues Leon outside if he leaves the house.
>>334530973
Yes, but the villager was the one defending his home.
>humble farmer who grows food and makes fire so others are fed and warm, has pet worms so he's an affectionate type who can look after everyone even gave them a bathtub
>frankenstein felon murderer and secret assassin spy agent of the communist gangster government
Not a contest.
>>334531071
But I was clearly talking about Leon, and the villager was the aggressor in every possible scenario. Leon was defending himself.
>>334526824
The Spanish guy for thinking he's worthy of even being in the same continent as Leon.
>>334531159
>break into guys home
>get surprised when he defends himself
>>334526824
>Little rough, don't you think?
>>334531309
>break into
He literally walked in through the open door to ask the man a question and even apologized for having bothered him.
Jesus Christ.
>>334531309
Attacking without provocation and then pursuing a person outside of your home is not defending yourself. Do that in any state in the country and you're going to fucking jail.
Did this scene of US police brutality trigger you? Have I got a youtube video on the Division to show you!
>>334531418
>>334531495
>dindu nuffin
>>334531560
You're literally the one defending a dindu. Kill yourself shitskin.
>>334531418
>his front door was unlocked, so it was ok to just walk right in your honor!
>>334531309
Leon can break into whatever home he likes because hes fucking Leon.
>>334531560
>>334531309
So how's it feel to literally defend Trayvon Martin?
>>334527408
>>334530396
Yeah and that was like, 6 decades before the events of RE4.
Why did they eat the kids anyway? They don't need to eat now obviously. Did the kids really fill them up?
>>334531495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHOz4Uzx9-8
>guy can't speak english which makes sense since it's some backwater village
>gboy doesn't even bother to learn basic spanish
>keeps shoving some photograph in an aggressive way
>when saying "sorry to bother you" makes that gesture that just makes it sound more like "oh you don't know shit retard dirty nigger okay"
>starts walking away to probably start some shit in the village maybe even arrest or kill people there
Potato farmer was right too. Leon went in there, seen some people praying and started shooting them.
>>334531754
He went in to find someone to ask for the whereabouts of a missing person. Hardly a crime. When he found the guy, he asked a question then apologized and was about to leave when the guy attacked him. Motherfucker even pursued him outside and doesn't stop attacking. You're being contrarian for the sake of it at this point. It's time to stop posting.
You guys seem to be forgetting that Leon iscanonically a B.O.W..
>>334531963
You're supposed to knock, you dumb fuck.
>>334532094
Have fun proving that's a crime dumb fuck.
>>334532094
>it's legally justified to murder people that don't knock on your front door
Good to know.
>>334532284
>I can just walk right into people's homes with no repercussions at all
>it's ok when I defend myself, but not the guy who's house I broke into
>>334529373
no self defense when you're trespassing on someones property
Your right hand comes off?
>>334532075
well if the games are anything to go by he's been bitten and scratched by tons of bioweapons and monster...hes the new Wesker
>>334532284
In America it is.
As it fucking should be.
>>334529614
Tons of horror games are basically that already.
>>334532383
>I can just walk right into people's homes with no repercussions at all
Nice strawman. A possible repercussion may be a trespassing charge, not murder.
>it's ok when I defend myself, but not the guy who's house I broke into
What was the villager defending himself from? Leon was about to leave and he just starts swinging a fucking axe. Think of the context anon. Pick your battles the next time you feel like being contrarian. You just look ridiculous.
>>334532592
No, it isn't. Fuck off yuropoor.
>>334532592
you must live in some similar backwater hole just like the one in RE 4 in real life then
>>334532569You don't seem to know about RE: Gaiden for GBC. It is arguably a better game than both RE5 and RE6.
>>334532075
where is this stated?
Trespassing private property, defending yourself from invaders was the right thing to do. Fuck Leon.
>>334533605
>defending yourself
Let's not forget that Leon didn't even draw his gun until the guy swung at him. If he'd had his gun in his hand the whole time, sure. Stop digging to justify your hateboner for Leon.
>>334533880
In Eurocuck land, even having a gun (unless you're law enforcement) would make you threatening.
>>334533880
Stop digging to justify your boner for Leon.
>>334526824
¡UN FORASTERO!
>>334527408
>Punished Potato
>modern stds
>modern stds!
>>334534797
¡Detrás de tÃ, imbécil!
>>334527408
>Yugorussiaghanistan.
It was spain you dumb fuck
>>334533148
I do know aboutand I agree
>>334534797
>>334535053
>Not ¡Te voy a hacer picadillo!
Step it up.
>>334534982
MORIR ES VIVIR MORIR ES VIVIR
MUERE MUERE MUERE
God this game fucking rocked. It was honestly the perfect blend of cheesy action, horror, and comedy.Now if only the movies could get it right
>>334534173
Leon was US Secret Service wasn't he? He was in Spain and probably had some diplomatic permission to keep his firearm, seeing as police are the ones that escorted him to the village in the first place.
>>334533605
>defending yourself from invaders
Leon asks one question, then apologizes and tries to leave. That does not warrant having your head split open with an axe.
>>334535775
>It was honestly the perfect blend of cheesy action, horror, and comedy.
You have convinced me to play it again.
How do you go from a local police officer to a bodyguard for the U.S. President in a few years?
>>334531418
He clearly didn't understand him though.
What if some soft spoken twink broke into your house with a gun on him and started speaking a language you can' understand?
To top that off, the old man probably had a stressful day working so he could provide for his family and village. His wife probably doesn't even put out anymore, so he's ready to release his pented up anger on this burglar.
>>334536218
by killing a shitload of zombies and saving the world
>>334535793
Problem is that potato farmer wouldn't have known that.
>>334536343
>wife
You see those skulls in his drawers? Yep.
>>334536218
I'd imagine fighting off a literal zombie apocalypse would get you promoted pretty quick.
>>334528970
why did only his right hand come off?
why couldnt we fight the left?
>>334536468
Leon still didn't do anything to warrant being attacked with a fucking axe.
MATALO
COHETO COHETO COHETO
>>334536654
>why couldnt we fight the left?
are you serious? salazar absorbed himself to some plant along with his left hand to fight leon
>>334536795
You're obviously not a potato farmer in Eurocuck land who's house was invaded by some imperialistic-gun-wielding fuck speaking American.
Otherwise you'd understand.
>>334535775
>if only the movies could get it right
I actually quite like the CG ones involving Leon, but every live-action RE film has been atrocious.
>>334536834
yeah but why include a second bodyguard if all that he did was get absorbed, theres no follow up to the right hand fight. I though we would have a fight with him and a bunch of the bugs or something but no he just gets sucked up. Kinda lame I guess.
>>334536995
Even in eurocuck land the potato farmer would get thrown in jail for life for doing what he did. Motherfucker doesn't get away with murder just because he's a backwoods retard.
YA ES HORA DE ASPLASTAR
>>334528970
If he was smart, he'd have sent both of them after you.
>>334537108
>why include a second bodyguard
Didn't you think during the right hand fight that it would be really hard to fight two at once?
The reason they included a second one was to instill a sense of "oh man, I'm going to have to kill one of those things without the environment later on, aren't I?"
And then to dash it away having it merge in with the boss it was protecting. Relief and boss dread, yeah?
Why did Small Time wait until Leon killed all of his subordinates and completely ruined his plans before trying to take over his mind?
>>334526824
Why is this even a thread? He was already infected. I know there is nothing but Dark Souls thread but come the fuck on.
>>334527408
it was clearly spain, where the fuck are you from that you can't recognize spanish?
I was expecting a first post to say "capcom", but I guess all the classic RE fans are asleep
>>334537154
But then he gets to live in a nice 4 star hotel prison, rather than work in a shitty farm, so it's good.
>>334537672
Leon does know Spanish or at least some of it. He can even read it too. Think the notes and shit he finds are written in English?
>>334537672
I'm pretty sure they also say that they're in Spain.
Maybe Leon should've learned Spanish before traveling to a Spanish-speaking country.
>>334537887
>"The los illumindos?"
Obviously he can't.
>>334526824
There is no such thing as "right" or "wrong". Morality is an illusion.
>>334538040
>implying they aren't called The The Enlightened
>>334538040
Keyword is "some."
Does anyone here know Spanish? What does he actually say?
>>334538206
"What the fuck(?) are you doing in here? Get out, asshole!"
>>334538196
El, la, los, and las is the first day of Spanish 101, m8.
>>334538313
I speak some as well and I don't even know what the fuck that means. And still, Leon says Hasta Luego in the game.
>>334538291
technically he says "What the fuck are you doing in here? Get the fuck out asshole!"
>>334527408
Then explain that weird meat skull altar you had under your stairs you fuck.
>>334538590
Obviously you don't understand their culture.
>>334538506
Como entiendes alguno espanol, pero no entiendes el, la, los o las?
>>334539056
I mean the Illuminados part, you fucking moron. I understand everything you said.
>>334538967
Unless he believes of Islam the religion of peace, then no... okay, why do they have a giant Lake monster or Giant monsters with weird parasites on their backs?
>>334539218
Local endangered species you white imperialist fuck. Check your privilege.
>MORIR ES VIVIR
>to die is to live
>TE VOY A MATER
>I am going to kill you
>TE COJI!
>I fucked you? (this makes no sense)
>COJELO
>(Depends on country) Means fuck him or get him/pick him up
>>334539183
>"The los illumindos?"
>El, la, los, and las is the first day of Spanish 101, m8.
>I speak some as well and I don't even know what the fuck that means.
>I mean the Illuminados part, you fucking moron.
You didn't even understand our conversation, numb nuts.
>>334539614
About how Leon doesn't know ONE word? Yeah, I think I do.
>>334539306
Are you Salazar?
>>334540146
No he'ssmall time.
>>334539829
And which word is that?
>>334539318
>TE COJI!
>I fucked you? (this makes no sense)
Nope, it's "I got you". RE4 happens in Asturias, Spain so you have to use Spain Spanish like you said here
>COJELO
>(Depends on country) Means fuck him or get him/pick him up
It's the get him meaning.
And yes, I'm spanish.
>>334539318
>>TE COJI!
>>I fucked you? (this makes no sense)
That's "I got/caught you".
Or maybe all the ganado are sexual deviants and actually say "I fucked you"
>>334540216
Illuminados.
>>334536490
Those are his wife's sons.
>>334540529
Iluminados = Enlighted
>>334540529
I was talking about the "the los" part you fucking idiot.
>>334538206
It's great when they shout "behind you!" in spanish.
>>334526824
The "spanish" of the game. The game happens in Spain but the people speak in latino accent like mexicans.
>>334538206
I know. What do you want me to translate? I'm this thread's official English/Spanish translator now.
>>334540703
You're doing this shit on purpose. You know exactly what I mean.
>>334541039
Reread what I posted >>334538040 and explain what I meant.
I need confirmation that you're not a complete idiot.
>>334528738
No, if someone gets into your home without permission you are allowed to kill him
>>334541254
Not in spain or most of european countries.
>>334541254
How's life in the slums of Rio de Janeiro treating you?
>>334541248
Not him, but you didn't exactly make it clear whether you were talking about the "illuminados" part of the "the los" part. It was sort of ambiguous.
>>334541254
Even in Texas you would be thrown in jail for doing that.
>>334541397
I don't know, that's what americans do.
>>334541370
Source?
Home trespassing is an issue all around the world.
>>334541861
>I don't know, that's what americans do.
see >>334541703
Educate yourself yuropoor.
>>334541475
If so, then >>334538313 was definitely not ambiguous.
>>334541861
>Source?
I'm from spain.
Why did they keep offering me minced meat?
>>334541703
I know of a pregnant womyn in America that called the cops because someone was going to get into her house and she asked if she was allowed to shoot him, guy was killed.
>>334542030
picadillo is classic spanish cuisine, Leon was an asshole for shooting them whenever they said they'd make him some.
>>334542030
>>334542148
>"Te voy a hacer picadillo"
We can translate this as "I will crush you".
>>334542037
That is a different circumstance entirely. If someone is attacking you, yes, you can defend yourself. Use your head yuropoor.
>>334542325
I'm sure that's exactly how Leon rationalized it, but had he looked in their kitchens, he'd see that each and every one of them had picadillo ready for him to eat.
>house probably stinks of rotting corpses
>no front door
>leon walks in and talks to the man, immediately showing him his intentions
>third world savage can't even speak english
>Leon apologizes and starts leaving
>taco monkey swings an axe at him
>leon rightfully puts him down
Justified
>>334542341
First, I am not form Europe.
Second, she wasn't being attacked, maybe the guy with the 12 inch knife wanted to cook a nice meal for her and she wouldn't let him in so the poor guy had to break the door and then she shoots him with a 12-gauge shotgun.
Fucking american savages.
>>334542636
>taco monkey swings an axe at him
>Tacos
>In spain
Murrican education is amazing.
YOUR
RIGHT
HAND
>>334542803
The intent was clear there. You're being contrarian for the sake of it now. Any person in america that uses a gun in self defense is going to be under a criminal investigation. She was obviously cleared, and for good reason.
>>334542823
>no tacos in Spain
How? You can get tacos in Japan for fucks sake. Are Spaniards too stupid to throw some meat and veggies in a tortilla?
>>334542148
kek
>>334543120
theyre too busy getting gored by bulls in the streets.
>>334543120
This tortilla?
>>334542823
>>334542823
Ironically referring to Spaniards as Mexicans is something we do when we're trying to insult you.
Beaner.
>"after you take me back to my place, how about we do some, um..over time?"
what did she mean by this?
>>334538161
kek
>>334537672
>Communism heavy in Spain in the first half of the 20th century
>Arabs in Spain for over 900 years
Seems pretty accurate what he said.
>>334544228
jajaja este hilo esta bien padre
>>334546889
HERMANO, ME COMPRE JUEGO!
>>334532424
The law doesn't apply to government officials. Besides, there were no witnesses.
>>334527408
kek
