>that time Mario had to be restrained to keep him from beating the shit out of a small child
>That time Mario was sick of saving the Mushroom Kingdom so he decided to join the Koopa Troopas
>that kid who thought he was bruce lee
>That time Mario purposely tripped over his own feet to kiss Bowser
>>334522774
>has beaten world-class martial artists
>inspired his own fighting style
>the strongest and fastest member of the party by endgame
I mean, yeah, it's a gag, but for Mario, it does fit.
>That faggot who makes Mario jump
>The controls are locked so you have to jump
>That faggot who thought they actually tricked Mario
>that time Mario ran up a bill he couldn't pay and had to do forced labor to pay it off
Most realistic Mario game
>>334521935
I'm probably retarded, but did that actually happen?
>that time Mario played charades with Toad
>Bruce Lee never died
>He got reincarnated into Mario
>Or Bruce Lee is a clone of Mario
LEEPST DORE
>>334526905
I think he's referring to the kid playing with the Geno toy.
I may be wrong.
>There will never be a real SMRPG sequel
>that time Mario jumped off a spring into a ceiling and got knocked the fuck out from the impact
>>334522625
>that time a wedding cake came to life and started attacking your party
>tfw no gf
>that time Mario defeated a Dark Knight of Vanda
Mario is a hardcore motherfucker.
>That time Mario met the Power Rangers
