Are you kidding me?
Does Square Enix seriously think this is still okay in 2016?
Spoiler alert: It isn't.
what game?
>>334520034
Pokemon red
>it's the "/v/ pretends to be a a third wave feminist/SJW episode".
>>334520034
Pokemon blue
>>334519816
Honestly would prefer knights gauntlet.
Protecting the weak is what is important
>>334520034
Fifa 2016
>>334519816
This menu is too smooth
It hurts my soul
>>334520034
Fallout 4
>>334519816
>make typical thief character
>high dex/speed, low defenses
>give him an ability that MAKES him take damage for an ally
>even if you wanted this to use this ball of stupid, it only works on 3 specific party members
I don't fucking know man
>>334520576
>can't use it on Quina
TRIGGERED HARD
The reason for that unusual ability is because Zidane is a womanizer, you would have known that by now if you actually played the game you underage faggot.
>>334520115
Women don't need to be "protected" by men.
That's not feminist/SJW, that's basic fucking human decency.
>>334520967
Ugh this :/
>>334519816
Did SE make another game look like it belongs on an iPhone
>>334520034
Fedora Adventure
>>334520967
>this is not feminist, men should not work for women
>hey guys
>yo guys
>what if
>just what if
>hey guys
>what if we made the main character a thief
>and make him absolute shit at stealing????
Fucking christ, this shit is making me turn on the invincibility and speed cheats just so i can get the stealing part of the boss fight over with at the start. Fuck dragging fights on for an extra 15 minutes because of shit luck with steal. Bandit and master thief barely do anything to help.
>>334520034
Final Fantasy IX
>>334520967
yeah, if we removed all men protecting their women the women wouldnt get raped at all
>>334520967
Lol what year were YOU born. This was even laughed at on married with children in the 90s. Way to show your age FAG. Women as equals in this world is some new age post biodome privileged thought. Half the world doesn't stand on your position. Check yourself before you even try to understand "human decency"
>>334519816
they made these menus look so bad
>>334521264
What the fuck are you talking about nigga this game has one of the most rewarding steals in the entire franchise. Reminder that you don't even need to steal from every boss, just fight your autism anon. You're not probably not even going to use that fairy flute:^)
>>334520672
>protecting some old fat unfuckable lady
dood
>>334522000
>unfuckable
Doesn't she have a really big mouth? And a giant tongue?
>>334520967
so are you're saying whiteknights aren't feminist?
>>334522000
>protecting furbait
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>>334520967
It's not women being protected by men you mongoloid. It's pixels being protected by other pixels.
>>334521540
this. Wtf is this? It's unplayable. It looks like a generic tablet RPG from 2012
>>334519816
this ability its on the original psx version stupid fedora tipper.
>>334522251
Uh...
Well, if you put it THAT way...
>>334520672
protect "girls," not females
Why is this anything new? Why are you just noticing this when the game has been out for 16 years?
>>334519816
God damn it. Its fucking 2016. We cant let devs get away with such gross and problematic content. Folks, we need to do something.
>>334519816
So is the port good?
How well has the game aged?
I'm considering buying this on impulse
Is it "zee-dah-nay" or "zih-dayn"?
>>334519816
That was in the original. It's just in relation to Zidanes personality.
He even protects Quina.
>>334522317
Look, I hate SJW with burning passion, but if a cute-as-a-button 2D girl with a crush on MC needs protecting, I would protect the hell out of her. Learn to decide on a case by case basis, scrub.
>>334519816
There's nothing wrong with being chivalrous, faggot. No matter what any feminazi/SJW says.
>>334522705
zih-dawn
>>334520202
Well 2 of the 4 girls are as weak as paper mache, it's useful for that I guess
>>334520967
If women didn't need protecting OP wouldn't have made a thread where he tried to protect them.
>>334520967
bait aside, women have always and will always need men to protect them.
>>334522859
>Look, I hate SJW with burning passion,
>>334521270
found the newfag
>>334521109
Uh. Yes the PC port is a port of a port from mobile.
>>334519816
It fits his character yo - he loves chasing tail
>>334519816
Is this a b8 thread
>>334519816
Do you niggers seriously think this looks good? You completly lose the charm of the original. This looks like a shitty mobile game interface.
Emulate the game or get the PS1 classic from the PSN. Kill yourself for buying this OP. And make it as painful as possible for playing it.
>>334519816
>>334522682
It's a good port. Almost no "flaws" found as in things that shouldn't be there except the UI.
There are things that could have been improved as backgrounds.
>>334521264
Never had a problem stealing from most bosses, I even get the Holy Lance from Ark pretty easily.
But this fucker here...
>>334523146
>everyone who disagrees with my faggotry and/pr holds a more sane, nuanced position than extreme left or extreme right is obviously a false flagger who belongs to the opposite side
Jesus Christ you're retarded.
>>334520672
What? It worked on my ps1 Version..
>>334523146
>>334522859
>>334522317
>>334520967
>>334521217
>>334521469
>>334522390
please stop, discuss videogames instead
>>334523473
Head of steal.
>>334523327
>>334523613
Didn't this game just come out? Why does it look like an N64 game?
>>334519816
I would protect that smile any day
>>334521264
>>334521607
>>334523541
How do you increase the success rate of Steal btw? Increasing DEX?
>>334523473
I want to rub my dick all over that shiny dome.
>>334519816
We need to fire up a petition to get Square-Enix banned from America. This is highly problematic in 2016.
>>334523695
And that ass
>>334522932
Zi-dahn
>>334523695
>tfw she is sad you also become sad
>>334523790
>>334523790
>>334523327
>>334523613
>>334523749
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>>334523790
This look attrocious. Uninstall this shit and go play the original on emulator. With original resolution and some filters.
>>334520672
>Femme Fatales?
>?
>?????
Even the achievements are against you, buddy.
I don't know whether I should buy IX or Tactics next week.
>>334523541
Hill Gigas? about an hour and a half and all of my ether. in that time i could have beaten the game, or at least got to the place where that item is found.
I did a "steal everything" run for giggles. that part did not impress me.
>>334524020
>Defending ps1 3D.
This game came out sixteen years ago. I played the fuck out of it on the ps1. I emulated it on the PC. Last time I beat it was 2008. It's hard to get excited about an old as fuck game you already beat.
I'm glad you underagedb& can play it but realistically you could have played this on an emulator any time you wanted.. Ugh
>>334523946
artist is taking some liberties here, Zidane isn't surprised at all at the feel of the booty. He is one with it.
>>334524020
or else what?
>>334524020
>and some filters.
One job you fucking idiot
>>334524214
You'll turn into a nigger when you wake up tomorrow.
>>334524020
>Intentionally wanting inferior.
Bwahahahahah
>>334523146
Saving the princess and fucking her is a device used well before this SJW bullshit went mainstream, but you are so triggered and cucked that you can't even enjoy games done by men to sate mens fantasies by doing cool stuff and getting all the bitches.
Man, must suck to be so fucking retarded.
>>334524020
>Original resolution
Steam version will have that too, and then we'll have high res models as well.
>>334520576
>zidane is a horny bastard
>will do anything to get da puss
Sounds accurate for his character.
>>334523590
>>334524348
BAITED
>>334524020
You're crazy. The environments look terrible, but they look no worse than when you emulate it. But the character models and the FMVs look way better than if you emulate it.
>>334524254
Not trying to defend shitty filters but they can in some occasion make a game look better, especially the 2D ones.
>>334524289
Can I be a female one?
>>334520967
http://louderwithcrowder.com/feminists-pick-rape-over-being-saved-by-men/
>>334524020
If I wanted original resolution I could just choose that when I start the game
So, how is the port? Always been meaning to play it and now it seems like a good time.
>>334524495
>Nigger female
>White facial shapes
Anime has the best of both worlds
>>334524482
>>334523749
>Bro
>Not using the correct pronouns
>>334524457
>It's the current year
>le I was pretending to be retarded meme
finish thyself
>>334524578
don't respond to bait
>>334524430
This is an old as fuck cult classic. If you want to be a faggot go ahead. But just now that the best way to experience these sort of games is on original hardware. If you're too cucked for that there is always emulation.
>>334524480
At least environments match the characters and you can always slap a filter to make the whole thing look better.
With steam version you get shit mobile UI, out of place 3D models, a fucked up overall look of modern and old school elements mixed together. On top of that you are paying for a 20 years old game and some part of it is going to the fat jew.
>>334524068
quina AND three females. quina is separate and not included with the females. It even has a question mark: Femme Fatales?
How can IX be misogynist when it has the canonical strongest and best girl?
>>334525079
>Forced to marry the fat, bumbling knight who she could beat a million times over
Thanks for the Everybody Loves Raymond rerun.
>>334524753
you got baited anon
I want toconsoleFreya.
>>334525079
I wanted to ditch everyone and everything and run away with Beatrix. Besto waifu.
>>334525190
You mean The King Of Queens rerun faggot
>>334525190
Steiner would whoop her ass at the end
>>334525268
Whatever makes you sleep better.
>>334522682
The UI is mobile crap,
The backgrounds have the same resolution than the PSone version of the game, it clashes so much with the new models.
Like all mobile Square ports dumped on Steam, Squenix did the minimum of efforts.
>>334525558
Damn, I can't believe I messed that one up. Raymond was the one with the fucking horrible grandmother. I can't even remember King of Queens beyond the fat dude, but I was focusing so much hatred on that fucking grandma.
>>334525632
>Like all mobile Square ports dumped on Steam, Squenix did the minimum of efforts.
"Minimum of efforts" is actually better than some of their other mobile/PC ports that have actively fucked the original game up (FFV/FFVI)
>>334525059
What part can I switch out Zidane? I don't remember.
>>334523194
Why, because he wasnt going along with the lolsorandumb wrong game meme?
If anything he was less cancerous for actually spoonfeeding instead of going along with the joke that stopped being funny 6 years ago.
>>334520034
Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2
>>334520034
Grind Simulator 1998
>>334522682
Games don't age you chink.
>>334519816
>you take damage instead of a girl
>you didnt ask if you can take the damage she was going to take
>you just take it.
he is literally raping women on that videogame.
Had anyone taken an updated screenshot of cancer?
>>334523692
It's a Port of a PS1 game
Buttocks.
>>334524710
ZE ZY ZO ZUM
In retrospect this game has a lot of flaws.
>The trance system is an abomination
>Battles move at a snail's pace
>The ability system forcing you to use inferior gear for prolonged periods of time is awful
>Encounter rate on the world map is obnoxiously high and makes traveling a hassle
>Steal rate is way too fucking low, and the amount of items bosses can carry is way too fucking high
looks pretty good desu
>>334519816
Is this port better than the FF7 and FF8 ports?
No controller shenanigans?
>>334530468
way better
>>334527761
I'm getting there
>>334530468
Upscaled mobile port, better by virtue of not having a mess of 90s PC port spaghetti code to fall back to and retrofit to modern systems, so they had to rebuild everything with modern tech in mind from almost scratch.
>>334524184
I think the emphasis is supposed to be on the "erect" tail.
>>334520034
Nascar 14'
>>334530383
That looks like shit, what a horrible sprite
>>334524710
This the official translation or that fan-translation on PSP?please don't be official
>>334531642
Official translation
>>334523946
>ahn!~ squishy and soft...
>>334519816
Looks smooth and the Help feature was in the original as well. Is there a point here?
>>334524020
>play "superior" emulated version
>character and 3d models all look like they have Parkinson’s disease
>mmm, that's how it's meant to look familia
>>334525726
>not liking the only character that put Ray's bitch wife in check
