Six more until days until shitposters are BTFO.
Who else is looking forward to the game of the year?
It's going to bomb
when are we getting reviews?
>>334497164
If it does great I will be happy.
If it does bad I will be slightly unhappy but the shitposting will give me a good laugh.
>>334497164
>game of the year
please don't
>>334497164
>neo-nintendo game
>goty
kek
>>334497164
>It's another subtle Nintendo hate thread
who have the didyouknowgaming about fox creator taking inspiration on his childhood were he cut small animals legs to make them race each other
>>334497356
UU
UU
It's times like this I'm grateful there's still a movie rental place near my house.
I just don't see myself spending 60 bucks on this.
To bad the wings cant break in this game, I know its cause you couldnt use the walker if they did. Would be nice if they did though, add like a limp to the walker or something.
It's times like this I'm grateful I have a 5.3.2 Wii U with Loadiine.
I just don't see myself spending 60 bucks on this.
>>334497164
Your troll-fu is weak.
No "nintenyearold" would predict Star Fox Zero to be GOTY considering there is a Zelda coming up.
>>334498424
>5.5 never
Shit sucks
>>334498568
Shills are pretty desperate to sell the only other Wii U game releasing this year
>>334498568
I don't know enough about Zelda to get excited over it.
>>334498424
>tfw 5.3.2
I still hesitate to spoof my Wii U to play my smash and kart legit copies.
As a huge Star Fox fan, this game is not looking great. I mean, at least it doesn't have Krystal so it won't get bogged down in furfaggotry, but I don't expect it to be a decent game. You'd have to be pretty delusional to think otherwise.
>>334499569
I'd fuck Kat
>Retarded as fuck aiming system
It's gonna flop and it will be glorious
>>334497164
Looks fun, but no online multiplayer will hurt it.
still, it's going to have a shit ton of replayability.
Krystal is cute
>>334500468
>Looks fun, but no online multiplayer will hurt it.
how does that work? the multiple patch and overall limitation of the rail doesn't seem to suit a "real" multi for this game.
>>334499776
Who wouldn't?
>>334499569
>>334499776
>>334501280
Who?
>>334501014
dogfight mode
if this game is truly a remake/evolution of the N64 version, then it should've had a multiplayer mode just like Star fox 64
even the 3DS port of 64 had a simple dogfight mode. it wouldn't be hard to add some complexity to it and make it online
>>334501280
If Falco puts his bird genitalia into Kat's cat happy hole what the hells gonna come out?
Dark Souls 3 already came out though
>>334501476
nothing
she's infertile
>star Fox
>GOTY
Wew lad
>>334501675
This, the next Mario game isn here yet
Looks like something you could make for ludum dare in unity only worse
I'm looking forward to it
And I'm sure it'll be great and share the same Boogaoo as Wonderful 101 where people who came get used to the controls will complain
And I'm sure it'll be tne best Star Fox in fucking years
But GOTY?
Nah, the only Nintendo Seties that will ever be bothered to be noticed is Zelda U
>>334501671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhqTiO1cSs
>Not getting the reference
Its ok anon this happens
>>334499175
it's really simple
I've done it and I don't even have legit games anymore after I sold them all
>>334501857
>And I'm sure it'll be tne best Star Fox in fucking years
It'll be the only Star Fox in fucking years
Meanwhile they'll have nothing to say on Zelda at e3
>horiday 2018 prease understand
>>334502092
>looks like a GC game
>has shitty forced motion controls
>$60 for a 2 hour campaign
>no one buys it
>"I guess people just don't like star fox anymore"
>>334502242
>shilling Nintendo this hard
>>334502375
>looks like a GC game
Are you visually handicapped?
>>334502568
U wot
>>334502375
>2 hour campaign
I know this is the most try hard bait, but even that one faggot didn't complete half the game in 7 hours.
>>334502710
You're right, looks more like a PS2 game
>>334503076
>Nintendo is the greatest, please penetrate me Reggie-senpai!
This is you right now
>>334502710
This been a meme since PS3 era.
For some reason, kids think they knew what N64/GCN games looked like.
>>334497164
Honestly I was hyped but not anymore
>>334497164
I'm happy for Star Fox finally getting a game but it's not even going to be Nintendo's best game this year.
>>334497164
The shitposting seems to have died down thankfully. I'm quite looking forward to it myself. I'm hoping there's more to it then what we've seen on youtube. If not then I've already spoiled the whole game for myself.
was hyped until I started seeing longer clips that make it look almost word to word a replica of sf64
>>334497164
I'm looking forward to real controls. But instead the only control I'll get is Nintendo's hired marketing agency's damage control. They've been dead to me since they abandoned me for casuals and nongamers with the Wii anyway, so fuck it.
>>334504128
>watching every single clip of gameplay uploaded online before a game comes out
Why do that to yourself, anon? You're just gonna spoil the experience, no matter what the game is.
Gameplay looks breddy gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xnr587jdDw
>>334504483
Because blind and uneducated purchases from people who buy things on hype alone are what modern gaming companies want.
>>334504483
I tired to resist, I failed.
>>334503401
>>334502710
I grew up with the NES as my first console, so yeah, I have a pretty good idea of the visual quality of each generation of games up to now.
Did GC games run at 720p? Of course not. But when you're comparing the quality of the assets, particularly the texture resolution and polygon counts, Star Fox Zero is really, really *bad* for an 8th gen game. It's bad for a 7th gen game. It would fit in nicely with other 6th gen games, despite the fact most 6th gen games ran at 480p, but there are many 6th gen games that, when upscaled to 720p, would look far better than Star Fox Zero does at 720p.
>>334497164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wYIRsOVyDM
>>334504835
games that run at 60fps aren't going to look as good as games that run at 30fps
>>334505018
Ah, but that's the next problem. SFZ doesn't even maintain 60fps. It's basically Bayo2 all over again: 60fps only when absolutely nothing is happening.
This is far better than "not even 30fps" that most PS4 games are, but it really drives home what a piece of shit the Wii U is, hardware-wise.
>>334505258
But anon, all consoles are pieces of shit. I say that as a WiiU owner.
>>334505349
The point remains, SFZ could have both looked better and ran smoother if they ditched the forced 2nd screen aiming gimmick. It kills performance and requires that the game has GC-tier quality assets.
>>334505494
Gyro controls are the way of the future, Splatoon proved that
>>334506441
Not him, but Splatoon didn't have a second screen on the gamepad. It had a map.
>>334506441
I'd rather believe you're a Nintendo marketer than a real person. It hurts less
>>334505494
But them you wouldn't be able to aim as accurately.
