Post your game theories.
western studios are creatively bankrupt
SMT will come to Vita eventually
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>NIGGA HOW DO POKEMON SHIT? DO THEY SHIT? WHAT FOES IT SMELL LIKE?!?!?!
now give me 3 million views from underaged gamers .
>>334357489
Cloud is in a coma
Videogames are a dying art and nothing new can come out
paradoxically they are popular than ever
>>334357489
Big Boss sent Grey Fox and Solid Snake as hitmen, not to be captured or any such shit. There was no ulterior motive, he wanted Venom Snake dead because Outer Heaven was being investigated.
>>334358309
Only after you do a bunch of math proving the merits of Pokemon shit as a fertilizer, mortar and how because the Pokemon shit looks like some blob it takes place in the FNAF universe.
But hey that's just a theory...
>>334357489
Stardew Valley is mental asylum
Crash Bandicoot is actually a mutated marsupial accidentally created by Dr. Neo Cortex.
If Sega had retired Shadow immediately after SA2, the Sonic series would ultimately be in better shape.
I think some games are good.
But some aren't.
>>334358809
MGS V is not canon REEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason Devil's Third was released in the state it was is the game overrun and Nintendo cut funding in October 2014. Valhalla had a lot of staff leaving shortly after, and Itagaki was forced to continue development with a skeleton crew.
Melee is canon in the Star Fox universe.
>Has a stream, sneakpeek of Star Fox 0
>Guest is Nintendo rep
>The Barrel/Alleron Roll issue comes up
>Mattpat puts it to viewer vote
>Fans blow him tfo and vote almost unanimously for Barrel Roll
>concedes defeat
Absolutely based
>>334357489
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAY THEORY.
>>334357489
Matpat is a faggot
>BUT THAT"S JUST A THEORY, A GAY THEORY!
>>334357489
Not doing your work for you, MatPat...
nobody on /v/ plays them
>>334359036
probably
everyone there is too nice to you
maybe all the farming thing is in your mind
>hurr durr MATTPAT IS GAY
He's got a wife, which is more than you can say for all the faggots who hate him.
I have a theory that all MMO's are just glorified Skinner boxes.
splatoon is modern time Mario game where the squids in mario evolve to inkling
The first xbox live service accelerated a lot of the modern anticonsumer practices seen today because it revealed that most of the gaming audience are cucks and suckers that are willing to be nickled and dimed since they were willing to pay for p2p multiplayer.
>>334357489
I mean, I'll count it as a theory since I'm not sure about this, but if anyone has played Metroid Fusion this might interest you.
So I was a little boy on a trip on a train, and I was bored af. So I asked my mother if I could play with the Gameboy of my brother, and she replied that I could. So I grabbed the Metroid game since I loved Metroid Prime, and I put Metroid Fusion on the Gameboy. I play the game, shoot some bad guys, find out the other alien Samus or whatever, I play and play and play, and I remember I went to a part where a skeleton dinosaur broke a wall and I had to dodge him, after he did I went through the broken wall and found myself somehow in a boss room, with a lot of platforms, fighting the alien Samus. I beat her and then a countdown starts and tells me to leave the ship, I try to escape, I see the ending where the alien Samus tries to catch you before you leave (I think that's what happened) and then the credits roll. So I went to my brother and I told him I wanted to play another game. He said if I got tired of it, to which I replied that I didn't, I just finished it. He did not believe me until he saw the save file. In his save file he played for about 6 hours and beated about half of the game.
So I beated Metroid Fusion in about 30 minutes, and I still don't really have an idea on how I did it, what I wrote are just vague memories I have of the game, I remember also fighting some kind of dragon fish before I had the encounter with the skeleton dinosaur. I've seen speedruns of the game, they take about 1 hour to complete. I wish I still had proof because I think it's a world record.
>>334359329
I'm sorry you're retarded
>>334362851
Cool.
I beat the first sonic only losing one life when I was three. My brother said he was watching me and it pissed him off.
I don't remember it much though, I remember the game being beat and I was playing, but I don't remember how it happened
M Bison and Mario are the same person
>Both wear Red
>Both are assholes
>Both have Projectile Reflectors
>Both have an M (M on Mario's hat and the M in Bison's name) that nobody knows what it means
>>334357489
He was good before he gave in to shilling by big companies.
>>334357489
That guy looks like fuckboi
Snake actually kills himself and the ending to MGS4 is in purgatory.
Ace Attorney 4 was VR.
>>334363393
I don't think people who commit suicide go to Heaven...or that Snake was Catholic.
>>334360218
>>334363764
You sure showed me, faggot. kys
>I'm getting gets
But that's just a get theory
>DmCs "Fuck you" scene is the plane scene of vidya
>Valve is controlled by an AI not too dissimilar from GLaDOS that even Have must obey
>Metal Gear Solid V was supposed to tie in to Silent Hills
>>334366732
*That even Gabe must obey
Madotsuki is a transsexual.
>>334357489
Anyone directly involved with the Persona and FE will die in a fire and the SMT franchise will stop being idolshit
>>334360218
And will get cucked when she gets a better guy in 3-4 years. Why should we be mad again?
>>334366902
delete this
>>334357489
pokemon is mario
>>334358891
....A GAME THEORY
THANKS FOR WATCHING
>>334367024
Anon...SMT/Persona was always shitBut hey that's just a theory
>>334367398
tbqh anything past 2 has been shit, can't really argue with you there.
>>334357489
/v/ was never actually about video games
>>334360165
You put your "crops" to a shipping bin. Ever saw anyone actually take it to ship elsewhere? No.
Bethesda is going to ressurect dwarves for the next TES.
They need something bigger than Oblivion Gates and dragons and they already tried this with snow elves.
>>334367538
SMT 2 or persona 2
SMT 3 is GOAT
you guys hear about this going-into-games machine?
link probably did this hundreds to thousands of times
whenever depressing shit got him down he just went and did this
I was working on this once. I'll maybe get around to it if anyone wants one day.
>>334358416
Change 3 to 4 and you're on to something
>>334367657
SMT 2
Wario is TEN FEET TALL
>>334367592
This is not a theory
This is a fact.>>334367645
>>334359434
>this shit is the one vague, improbable hope for my waifu to get official merch
I can only pray
>>334367768
Partners in time needs to be on there twice.
Venom snake, Solid Snake and Naked Snake are same person
>>334368072
Ever find a way to "die" in this game?
Ever wonder how people in the town never age?
Notice how the only way to "end" the game is to take the "membership" of the only corporation in town?
OFF takes place in the final moments of Hugo's consciousness, as his dad(the Batter) pulls the plug on him. He was in a brain cancer induced coma.
One of the few "character was in a coma/dead all along" I'll accept.
Mario might be a plumber and he has a brother.
I think Sonic is a hedgehog.
Goku is actually from an anime series.
Yoshi is a turtle.
I might have more but I need to think a little more.
>>334367692
The thief that stole it is actually a good guy! That makes us the bad guys!
But that's just a Theory, alazy rant of a retarded turbofaggot!
>>334359036
Stardew Valley takes place in a world where a socialistic government has taken over the central bank and has given far too many handouts to the benefactors of the elected leader, the Joja Corp, causing mass inflation of currency to the point where a 12oz soft drink cost $75 and a salad costs $220. That still doesn't explain why Pierre is such a jew, since your money is practically worthless, but this is just a theory.. a game theory.
Uncharted 2 takes place in 2009
>>334368434
Romani gets raped when the aliens take her
>>334367127
Because he is not you. They seem pretty damn close.
Enjoy getting cucked, loser :^)
>>334363289
>nobody knows what the M on Mario's hat is for nigga what?
>>334368213Judy Hopps?
Okay.I thought a little bit and I think I have more.
The white shiny things you collrct in Dark Souls might actually be souls (spooky).
I think Half Life is about a scientist and something about half-lifes. I never actually played the game so I can't be certain.
I think Nintedogs is actually a play on the words "Nintendo" and "Dogs".
I still can't discern what The Matrix is about.
yoshi's eggs do not emit smell
Every video game/cartoon/anime character is in a coma
>>334357489
Corporatism ruined video games.
As long as corporations control the industry, games will only be accidentally good with the exception of a few independent studios still remaining.
>>334359138
That's already implied from the first games intro video I think. I've always thought this.
gotta love these "ignore every other post but hope my post gets replies" threads
>>334368342
That screencap is fucking horrible, holy shit.
The Booker you play in infinite is not a Booker that ever had a child, his wife and child die during labor. The twins lie and manipulate you in order for you to get the job done but not recognize Comstock or fully beleive that Elizabeth is your daughter.
>>334368818
haha
>>334368909
but 99% of independently developed and published games are also garbage
The Romans had video games but the evidence of this degraded over time.
>>334368565
I fucking hate game theory, so I came up with the most plausible explanation for why a salad costs $220, using real examples from our world as a basis. There's also a war going on in SV, apparently, which would also make inflation rise.
That said, the game SV is based on, Harvest Moon, just moved the decimal place over twice to make $1.00 into $100, because it was too much effort to actually change the money system to reflect American Dollars vs the Japanese Yen in 1997.
Other than that, it's a video game, shit doesn't have to make sense in our world, it just needs to be internally consistent.
>>334357489
Dark souls 3 takes place before 1 right after Gwynn went on its on.
Prove me wrong faggots
>>334368754
I said improbable mate not already occured
>>334369109
Yes, that is the conundrum.
You have corporate games, which will always be least common denominator, focus group shitfests.
And you have indies, which will almost always be SJW fanfic tier bullshit that w ould have been free flash games a decade ago.
There are a few legit professional independents left, like Obsidian, but even they're hit and miss.
![600px-MW-npc-Jiub[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dCG7eLB.jpg "600px-MW-npc-Jiub[2].jpg")
>>334357489
Jiub is actually Lorkhan and he's trying to wake you up from Azura's mind control over you
But that's just a theory...
>>334368342
Thank me later.
No, wait, thank me now.
>>334369397
a game theory
>>334368213H A M O N A C A T
Everyone is either dead or in a coma and its all a dream.
>>334359282
fuck u
It takes place in our world.
>>334370020
>think HAMON CAT
>not HAM ON CAT
i preferred the first one tbf
>>334368304
That only really explains The Room, though.
What went wrong /v/?
>>334366732
>that even have must obey
What the fuck man, seriously
>>334371425
>Sans is Ness
pls no
>>334357489
there are chance that there are woman in /v/
4/20 is easter
>>334363314
>Szadek
Nice
Shepard died after getting spaced, ME2 and ME3 are in afterlife.
>>334366902
>Madotsuki is a lesbo.
FTFY
>>334371425
i have eye cancer now
>>334371425
Oh man, what the fuck
I remember when the most far out shit they had was that thing were Crono was Jesus Christ
>>334357489
blah blah ness blah communist mario blah blah
>>334371425
I have a theory that clickbait brings in the views. But, that's just a theory...
