Where would you go if you had a "going into games" machine? I would go to Romani Ranch from Majora's Mask
>>334323528
I heard it would smell like shit.
It wasn't funny yesterday, it's not gonna be funny today.
>>334323639
but it will be a meme tomorrow
>>334323639
That was (You)?
>>334323639
Just hope it only fucks up threads where Romani is mentioned, and not every MM/LoZ thread
Darkstalkers.
And no, not for the reason you're probably thinking.
>>334324153
That seems like a very dangerous and bleak world for humans, so why would you go besides fucking Morrigan? To become a demon?
>>334323528
>CoD: Finest Hour
I'd help the good guys win. :^)
>>334324240
No, to become a werewolf. And hopefully become Talbain's apprentice so he can teach me to be a badass king fu werewolf like him.
>>334324650
And THEN you fuck morrigan, gotcha
Harvest Moon.
Everyone's happy all the fucking time and the village and everything in the valley is completely peaceful.
>>334324521
For this to rhyme means it was probably originally written in English by an American instead of an actual Nazi. What's the German equivalent of this?
>>334324747
Exactly.
underagevillage
>>334323528
Pokemon.
Any other answer is wrong.
>>334324841
Isn't that like bestiality?
Someone post the actual pasta
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video game characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..its like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody i that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
>>334324935
Darkstalkers werewolves can change at will. I think.
Either way I wouldn't be a wolf ALL the time.
>>334323528
Get a really comfy game and go there. You'll be in a world that's actually not bad. You might even get a waifu you can be with.
>>334323528
new forced memes aside, i would actually do that to see if it really was rape
>>334324817
British actually
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudyard_Kipling
>>334323639
This. The last thing this board needs is another forced meme.
I'd go into Mega Man Battle Network and be that creepy guy that's in his 30s that tries to hang out with young children to netbattle them.
>>334325331
But it's funny.
>>334324980
Quality thread dude. We could be talking about actual video games but instead we just make a top tier meme post. I'm going to be honest with you, I bounced on my boys dick to this for hours, and I mean HOURS! It astounds me that a human being could be so much of a worthless pile of shit that they decide to go off topic on a site made for worthless piles of shit. You know you could've been something useful like a nurse or maybe you could've provided entertainment for people, but instead you are just a fat neck beard posting on 4chan all day long not providing anything helpful to society at all. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you're 13. Well now I gotta ask if your parents abuse you, because then I can excuse all this shitposting you do on an online forum, but I doubt that's the case and your just an overweight failed abortion to your parents, every day you continue to dissapoint them knowing that you could've done something amazing with your life but instead your a straight D student in school who doesn't go outside or have friends. The closest you'll ever have to a girlfriend is one girl who makes fun of you for being a lowlife piece of shit. Hope your happy knowing that your existence is worthless.
>>334323528
Either Digimon or SMT. I know exactly the first thing I'm going to do.Establish a well balanced team and take caution.Then go waifu hunting.
>>334323639
some memes take tine.
>>334324980
>>334325683
So, I think I finally figured it out. The reason that so many Nintendo games have become memes is because the people that play them have so little to do, they have to come up with some excuse to keep discussing them. I mean, the same certainly applies to playing them as well. Look at how many speedruns are about nintendo games. Figures you would have to do that when you have basically no content anyway. That just raises a big question, though? If you want to play a game actually designed for that sort of thing, why not just play vertical scrolling shooters or something? They are actually made with many replays in mind.
>>334326186
>this is what sonyggers believe
>>334323528
Let's see. What's a game where any random loser asshole can grind his stats.
TWEWY and River City Ransom come to mind.
Next I'm grabbing a Unicorn Horn from Nethack. Just paying for one in a D2 store will do.
That'll let me hit up Moraff's Dungeons of the Unforgiven, since the horn negates the threat of poison and disease. Stay on level 1, scum puffballs for a few days.
Next stop would be the room at the end of time in Chrono Trigger to gain magic, and a trip to a Final Fantasy Tactics world to change Jobs and get the skills to perform alchemy.
Once I get alchemy, I head to Morrowind.
Alchemy is goddamn broken in that game. In addition to making back the huge amount of gold that I've spent to get to this point, I get OP stats, albeit temporary.
Not sure where to go from there, but with the OP stats, I'm thinking my next step(s) are to find a place I can plow for loot, exp, and gold.
>>334327202
>b-but Sony!
The world is not black and white. No one mentioned your adversary but you.
>>334324980
This was only funny because it was so creative. It may have become a forced meme but it's legitimately one of the best posts I've seen on /v/ in a while.
I've honestly been haunted by this pasta ever since I saw it this morning. Every time I think about it I'm reminded of my own inadequacies. "Going into games machine" is a fucking hilarious idea and was guaranteed a ton of replies. I'm so horrifically aware that I could have never, ever thought of this joke myself.
There are countless other unused joke ideas flying around in some higher creative planes and I'm so fucking stupid I can't even reach out and touch one. Why can't I think of a joke like that? I'm literally trying as hard as I can. My disgusting brain is creatively impotent. When I was a kid I wanted to write a book but the older I get the more aware I am that I'm nowhere near skilled enough to frankenstein two ideas together into anything meaningful. I want to think that I'm smart but posts like this make me realize I'm a fucking worthless retarded autist whose only contribution to humanity would be a swift quietus.
>>334330542
>original
>based on autistic idea kids have had for years
I'd probably head off to Gensokyo and get killed pretty quickly or very slowly once I realize no one there can speak English.
>>334332840
>being an EOP
Also, I'm pretty sure gods can learn whatever they want quickly
>>334330542
I like you.I like you.
>>334323528
.Hack//G.U. hands down. I could follow Haseo around and be a dick near/at him whenever his emo surfaces.
Mario Kart
Think about it
>>334334129
You can throw shit at people?
Being able to go fast in all different kinds of environments and not have to worry about dying
Also get to hang out with Link and the AC Villagers and Wario and Roy and shit. Would be tight.
Also you can fuck the Nokis.
>>334323528
I want to meet Mistress Haruka!
>>334323528
STRAIGHT OUTTA SEYDA NEEN
Oh man, can I OD on intelligence potions?
>>334324980
It wasnt stolen I borrowed it. I told you I was moving and you could have picked it up any time. I even broight it to school and you said it was too heavy and you would get it after class but then you werent around. Whatever, this machine is as useless as a game genie, gives headache and every game smells, no one interacts with you. How this going into games machine "took over your life" is a mystery to me.
DONT RUIN MY WAIFU WITH MEMES
>>334334903
Can you drink so many intelligence potions that you manage to achieve CHIM?
Then they wear off.
Are you just a retard with god powers then?
>>334323528
>See you tomorrow, Grasshopper!
>See you tomorrow, Link...
>>334323639
i thought it was funny yesterday
I'd go to the part of conkers bad fur day with the shitting cow
>>334332905
>Most Youkai eat humans or part of humans or simply murder humans
>Want to go to a world populated by said entities
Ok.
