Pass the controller, bro
I wish I could find that pic of the N64 controller with the foreskin.
*unzips dick*
>>334262527
God fucking damn does that spider have some nice symmetry.
>>334262527
Cute arachnid
>>334262527
I don't get it, it's so big it isn't even scary anymore. It's literally mouse-sized. Mice aren't scary.
There's no risk of this spider sneaking into my ear while I sleep, or nestling into my scarf and hugging my neck when I go outside.
Also it's a male so it will never spawn a couple of thousands of little clones of itself.
>>334262527
Who's asking the question; the spider, or the guy whose leg the spider is on?
>>334262527
Is it poisonous?
>>334262527
What game is the spider playing?
>>334265812
Spider man
>>334265695
Of course not.
t. Spider
>>334262527
Anyone else wondering what it would feel like if you were to slam the side of your fist down on that spider?
>>334265812
Spider-Man
>>334262527
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fucKING DELETE THIS
>>334265695
Tarantulas aren't poisonous, ya dingus
>>334262527
If that spider were to gain human intelligence would it be good at vidya?
>>334265892
I feel like a newfag. What is this "t." I'm seeing lately?
Abbreviation for "totally"?
>>334266010
Its little legs would struggle with the sticks
Maybe it couldn't see the tv. Don't know how its depth perception is
>>334265901
>Don't worry Mr. Aziz.
>These pizzas are in good hands
>>334265695
No of course not, but venomous, probably.
>>334265695
*Venomous
And no.
>>334265387
Quite the opposite for me. If it were small I could just flick it off or crush it effortlessly. These eat birds, mice, cats. These strike the fear of Jesus in me and I don't even believe in Jesús.
>>334266103
end your self
>>334265387
>Nestling into your scarf and nuzzling your neck.
D'aaaaw
Are hippos the angriest gamers?
>>334266103
stands for regards in finnish : terveiset but you only write t.
commonly used on finnish imageboards and boards for serious discussions
>>334266103
Some awful /tv/ meme
>>334266103
Just thinking of it as greetings. Like at the end of a letter.
t. avid 5chin user
>>334265695
It'd be like a nasty bee/hornet sting and the same goes for all tarantulas. The fangs will be about a half inch long so it'd be like having two nails driven into your skin.
>>334265695
noit's venomous
>>334265695
Is cuteness a poison?
>>334266306
much like real life, yes.
>>334266552
For you
>>334266010
Lacks the mass to push the buttons down + no thumbs
It would probably do pretty shit.
>>334266010
It'd be pretty good at DDR.
>>334266351
>>334266420
Thanks anons.
>>334266306
>beat hippo in any game
>get impaled on giant tusk along with every african tribesman along the way
>>334266401
Kill you'rself my man
>>334266552
A real cute Joltik
>>334265695
>tarantulas
>venomous
HaaH
>>334262527
How could you live with that thing? What if he stung you and you got poisoned?
>>334262527
How the fuck do you even kill this thing
>>334266985
Imagine getting invited over to a 90's sleepover by a hippo. Playing Super smash has never been this intense.
video games?
>>334268282
>Photoshopping the eyes to make spidey look bad
>>334265812
Fallout 4.
>>334267916
Where's the Fuckmuffins?
>>334266985
>Hippo tusks
>Lo lwut
>>334268716
Hippo Tusks
>>334263968
Well yea idiot, it's a fucking spider
>>334262527
>stuffed doll
t. build-a-bear employee
>>334265695
no, but their fangs are huge
>>334268594
right there
>>334268853
Christ, those things are worse than dinosaurs.
>>334268853
>Canine teeth
>Tusks
lol
>>334269220
>worst monster girl
>>334267916
>>334269220
Got more?
>>334262527
I thought spiders had only 8 legs. Why does that thing have 10?
>>334269570
You do realize spiders also have arms, right?
>>334269415
Prefer that?
>>334269674
>second worst girl
horse butt or gtfo
Hunstmans. I hate them. They are big, and they are fast as all fuck. Flat bodied so they get indoors effortlessly. Whats worse, is that theps4 has nogeams
>>334269749
There's no horse.
>>334269671
Why, of course.
>>334269415
I fight you motherfucker name the time and place.
>>334266295
That's not cute, though. That's how I got arachnophobia until my late teens.
>>334266171
It's still relatively small. You can still shove it off effortlessly, and unless you're a fetus, you're way bigger than mice and cats. Big spiderbro won't eat you.
>>334266552
why does he have a crown on his noggin?
>>334266640
Underrated post.
>>334265695TAN LINES BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN
Op is a faggot
>>334269674
I kek'd and daw'd at the same time.
>>334265387
How can you tell it's a male?
>>334268282
MORE
>>334274570
I can't, I literally pulled that bit out of my ass and hoped no one would call me on it.
>>334274570
Long pedipalps
>>334269241
Notice how they protrude from the skull?
They're internal tusks.
>>334268282
>>334262702
Sauce anyone?
>All these people saying Tarantula
>Not knowing the difference between a Tarantula and a Bird Eating spider.
Shiggy.
