Who's hyped for a video game adaptation of THIS movie?
>>334256648
cunts
I still call them emoticons
My noose is getting hyped at the prospect of me finally exiting this horrible shitty world. Senpai.
>>334256706
I call them Smileys.
>>334256746
I will adopt this and pursue you back to better times
>>334256648
what a time to be alive
>>334256706
I've always called them faceys.
Movie tie-ins areunfortunatelya thing of the past mostly
Wow this sounds even better than the Grumpy Cat movie* and the Sneezing Baby Panda movie*!
*actual movies that exist
>>334256648
Emoji is a stupid word and I wish a slow, agonizing death on the person who came up with it.
>>334256983
How and when did it even catch on outside of Japan?
>>334256648
>a movie by Adam Sandler
he can't keep getting away with it
This is the future you chose
a movie about memes is long overdue. I'm sure Disney lawyers can pay themselves the legal loophole that would allow them to make a billion$ movie that is still under "fair use".
>>334256648
No thanks, I'll wait for the superior kaomoji movie. (´・ω・`)
>>334257036
>Normalfags suddenly correctly calling them Emoji
>All at once
Some mind-meld bullshit going on
Couldn't they at least have the film titled 絵文字 instead of that romanized mess?
>>334256897
What the even fuck
![[screaming commences].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NUswnao.jpg "[screaming commences].jpg")
>>334256648
The time for games is over
>>334256706
Same.
>>334258358
what?
>>334256706
That will really impress all the highschool girls, grampa
>>334257084
>>334256648
You are shitting me right?
>>334256897
>No it can't be
But it is.
Holy shit finding out that this is actually real was jarring.
>>334256897
>these are real
Holy shit, what's next? Trollface: The Movie?
me desu
>>334256706
emoticons are different though
emoticons are made up of already existing symbols, while emojis are single characters
>>334259935
"Emoji" is a loanword from Japanese.
It literally translates to "image character".
>>334256648
>go to /tv/ to see if they are going apeshit because of this
>not a single thread up
How can a board be so shit?
>>334260393
wow, look at dr. normie memer here
>>334260393
But typing an emoticon usually translates to an emoji
>>334256648
>Who's hyped for a video game adaptation of THIS movie?
>>334256648
>>334256732
>>334256795
>>334257129
>>334260064
>>334260250
>>334256648
>Who's hyped for a video game adaptation of THIS movie?
Looks like we have another PS4 exclusive!
>>334260250
Mr. Pepe The Movie is more likely.
And it'll even be a smash hit.
Mark my words.
>>334260950
>>334260950
Behold, the decay of language.
>>334260950
If Shakespeare were alive now, he would literally kill himself.
>>334260950
Fuck, this is surreal. I don't even know how to react to this.
>>334260950
Oh no
>>334256648
>>334260950
Fuck humanity and fuck this fucking planet. Where did it all go so wrong?
>>334260970
I'd love for them to try, considering pepe is from Boy's Club.
>Sony announces the Pepe movie, with full CG and everything done for the trailer
>they've already done work on it
>Furie slaps them with a lawsuit
>>334260950
I don't like the future
I want a time machine to take me back so I can die of old age shortly before the internet arrives
>>334260950
>we want the american audience
>>334260950
We're breaking the language barrier. Soon, complex ideas and logic will be conveyed through these sorts of modern day hieroglyphics. We will all speak one language.
>>334261049
The decay of culture and civilization you mean
>>334256706
Lo mismo aquí amigo
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xxPYgUq.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>>334260950
Shakespeare is probably in his grave generating enough power to power the earth for 1000 years
Fucking hell, this book is like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It's just a fanciful reimagining of a concept. It's not "desecrating" anything.
>>334261250
>This is how ancient Egypt died out
It all becomes so clear, hieroglyphs were just ancient emoji
>>334261206
When the US government refused help from extraterrestrials back in the 40s and have been ignoring them ever since.
>>334261302
It's literally Romeo & Juliet, but with emojis
That's not a fanciful reimagining
>>334260950
Every day we stray further from God's light.
>You lived to see Pixels happen.
End me.
>>334256648
why does it feel like every medium for entertainment has run dry for ideas?
>>334260459
um actually it's 絵 which means picture
so picture character
You have hope in the millennials, right?
>>334261365
You're talking like something like this takes zero thought or creativity, just "lol, won't this be funnay".
I thought it was novel. You're taking it too seriously.
>>334256648
>>334260950
The movie Idiocracy seems less like a comedy and more like a documentary every day.
>>334261447
>muh millenials
I'm willing to bet 99% of posters here were born after 1980, yourself included
>>334261425
Every single hobby or interest has become infested with lowest-common denominator pandering.
I bet even fishing has become overrun with FUCKING CASUALS ruining it for those who still appreciate when it took some talent to do it right.
![[screaming begins again].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0ndjaJP.jpg "[screaming begins again].jpg")
>>334261447
Did they not even check how Roman Numerals work?
>>334261447
Teachers seriously let them hang something that ignorantly incorrect in their school? Not one teacher felt like pointing this out and making a teachable moment or do they like having a daily reminder of how much they failed their kids when they walk in?
>>334261538
Sounds realistic, but isn't a millenilal someone born after 2000?
>>334261578
Teachers don't really teach anymore. It's all shit right from the books that they use.
>>334261538
>he doesn't know what a Millennial is.
Top zezzlebop
>>334261538
No one will ever get the definition right. Even the next generation of people will look to their peers and say "fucking millenials".
It's worse than calling someone a faggot at this point.
>>334261447
Took me a sec to understand what the fuck it was supposed to be
>>334261447
>>IIOIV
>2015
Fucking dumbasses
>>334261578
If a teacher tries to correct a student they will be hanged out on social media as oppressors.
>>334261425
Because we've done it all. Recording history was our biggest mistake. Soon everything you do will be a copy of someone else's work and there will be nothing original. The only way to be original and stand out is to produce shit that no one would have made because it would have been a stupid idea.
>>334261447
>that 0
Comedy gold.
Who /luddite/ here?
>>334261694
>romans
>0
>>334261447
>no one involved bother to use google
>>334261578
>>334261619
Blame common core; communism in an educational format
>>334261764
That makes it even worse, at least I have the excuse that I'm fucking tired. Why didn't they just write in big letters "CLASS OF 2015?" Why did they have to use Roman Numerals?
>>334260250
That already happened, and it was everywhere on 4chan when it did
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smiley_%282012_film%29
>>334256648
>starring Adam Sandler
I'm not even mad anymore, I can't feel anything. Sony won.
>>334256706
Isnt emoticons what the japs use and emojis are what rest of the world uses?
>>334261597
No.
>>334261901
Emoticons are what they were called in windows messenger/msn
>>334261901
I guess I'm a weeb then, cause I always called em Emoticons since like 05.
>>334260950
>>334256648
When the fuck did this even happen?
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
>>334261901
You got that backwards.
Emoji is a japanese word.
>>334261868
>Supposedly, if a person on a ChatRoulette-style website types the phrase "I did it for the lulz" three times, their chat partner will be murdered by a killer called Smiley, so named because he mutilated his own face by stitching his own eyes shut and carved his mouth into a smile.
>It is then revealed that all Ashley's classmates, including Proxy, Binder, and the babysitter murdered in the opening, are all part of a fringe group of Anonymous.
What the actual fuck
>>334256648
This is be a joke, right?please tell me this isn't real
>>334261447
It's been a long time since I last used Roman numbers
It would be MMXII right?1000=M right?
>Caring about an Emoji movie when Seth 'Macbeth' Rogen's magnum opus, Sausage Party, is coming out THIS YEAR, earning Sony trillions.Nah, I'm just kidding it's going to fucking suck
Here's the script so you can understand how much of a masterclass work it is:
https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf
>>334262104
>>>/trash/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/lgbt/
Pick your degeneracy
>>334260950
it's just another shitty coffee table book for normies, nothing to see here
>>334261553
>mfw casuals using rods and nets
Spear fish or get out reeee!
>back when a shitter and MSN was the shit
>smileys were fun
>get older and heart starts to die
>never use smileys anymore
>family and friends still use them all the time
>watch friend text with smileys
>pic related literally his face when
Asked him why he texts smileys when he is not smiling, he just ignored it.
>>334262132
MMXV, actually.
>>334262132
I think it's MMXV (2015). Yours is 2012.
Hopefully favorite emoji makes it in
:^)
>>334262147
Holy shit it's like some awful erotic fanfiction
>>334261848
They want to seem smarter than they are, and they know it.
>>334262132
MMXV, frater meus.
>>334262156
There is no rule that forbids you to post Zootopia reaction faces.
>>334262132
MMXV
I = 1
V = 5
X = 10
L = 50
C= 100
D = 500
M = 1000
And a dash above for x10 I think
A letter before denotes subtraction on the digit (IX = 9, XIX = 19)
>>334262147
Holy fucking shit that can't be real
>>334260950
Thank god I don't have that shit in my bookstore.
>>334256706
who sticker here
>>334262147
Is Hollywood a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah?
>>334262248
>>334262253
>>334262302
OH fuck I need sleep
I read the picture as 2012
Still glad that I technically got it right, cousin told me they don't teach them anymore at schools now for some reason
>>334262147
I'm more surprised there isn't porn of THICK or the hotdog bun yet.
>>334260950
>the classics can be boring.
>A company is trying to make the young shun literature.
This should be a crime, the corruption of the youth.
>>334261054
No, he'd kill whoever is responsible for this.
>>334256648
You mean mobile game right?
>>334262446
>No, he'd kill whoever is responsible for this.
I'd like to imagine that one day, someone will fuck up so bad that the dead come back just to slap the shit out of that person.
Why does degeneracy and future progress go hand in hand?
>>334256648
Why does /v/ care?
You're not gonna see the movie anyway, let the dummies spend their money
>:^)
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>:^)
>>334262426
>LE thicc maymay
>>334261475
>Andy Warhol, Koestenbaum writes "Staring at his cleft moon for 76 minutes, I begin to understand its abstractions: high-contrast lighting conscripts the ass into being a figure for whiteness itself, particularly when the ass merges with the blank leader at each reel's end. The buttocks, seen in isolation, seem explicitly double: two cheeks, divided in the centre by a dark line. The bottom's double structure recalls Andy's two-paneled paintings . . .
The stupid and the weak are being given too much power. The strong and the intelligent must band together to kill the weak and the stupid before they destroy our world.
>>334262501
Don't give film makers any fucking ideas
>>334262501
>Feminazis in a Feminist Zombie apocalypse
>>334256706
>mfw kids will grow up and call all emoticons "emojis"
>mfw kids will grow up and call all programs "apps"
>mfw kids will grow up and call all tablet computers "ipads"
>mfw kids will grow up and call all pranks "trolling"
>mfw kids will grow up and call all jokes "memes"
>mfw all this is already happening
I'm only 22 and it feels like I'm 40
>>334262464
I can already see a Candy Crush for this. King jumps on all sorts of shit just to make Candy Crush games for them
>Frozen Cancy Crush
>Book Of Life Candy Crush
>>334262147
I swear that this is even more bullshit than trying to make sense of Evangelion timeline
CANT WAKE UP
>>334262147
so this movie is just bad porn with food? where's the jokes?
>>334262551
Meme or not, /co/ usually jumps on this kinda stuff
Fuck, someone made some porn of some milf from that Norm of The North movie, and she's only in the movie for like 2 seconds.
>>334262558
This will happen as every generation gets older
When will production on a s mh t bh f am film begin?
>>334262628
>Seth Rogen
>jokes
Pick one.
>>334262628
The bad porn is the joke.
Laugh you fucking pig.
>>334262558
>mfw kids will grow up and call all pranks "trolling"
>mfw kids will grow up and call all jokes "memes"
>mfw all this is already happening
20 here, parents even jokingly call me old man.
>>334262558
>mfw kids will grow up and call all jokes "memes"
This is probably the worst.
Word has lost all meaning
What's your favorite emoji meme? Mine is le crying happy man.
>>334262558
Hey fellow old man
>This is the future mankind is heading for, and they're taking the Earth with it
Gaian Collapse when?
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
>>334262558
To be fair language is an abstract concept which has been twisting and changing for thousands of years.
The English language and how we spell and comport our grammar has changed many times over. It's not correct to say there is one and only way to do something with words, because at one point it was totally different, and in the future it will change again. Remember when we went "ye" and "thou" and such?
>>334262883
At the pace i'ts going resources will go down before we even have space travel technology to flee to mars or something
Oil is already running out, and jews refuse to let people create alternative internal combustion engines or they get killed
>>334262674
"The Interview" was such shit. You take a great concept and instead of writing some good satire about North Korea and the west's perception of them, you just fill it with dumb jokes and action sequences.
>>334262932
>>334262976
I love disturbed too bros.
When did it all go so wrong?
>It's another "the current generation is worse than our was" episode
Am I back in 50B.C?
>>334262981
Well then I wish the new words weren't awful and cringey.
>>334256897
>Sneezing Baby Panda movie*!
What the fuck? Like I knew about the Grumpy Cat movie, but what?&
>>334257084
I want to get off Mr Sandlers wild ride.
>>334263010
>disturbed
Because a vision softly creeping
>>334263005
Hi nork
>>334263089
Who's nork?
>>334262628
Bad porn, swearing and racial jokes.
Anyway, I manged to find a synopsis someone who read the script posted. However I would recommend slogging through it just to see how truly terrible it is; the synopsis doesn't do it justice.
>>334261447
>nintendo treehouse localizations
Also of course it was sony doing the emoticon movie
Who the fuck even uses emojis? Just type like a normal human being.
>>334263238
>2016
>not speaking strictly in emojis only
Smdh
>>334263238
It's not like we were so different at some point
>>334262558
I visited my family once with a work laptop. My little niece (age 7) smeared her fingers all over the screen, then said my tablet was broken because it didn't react. It also didn't have Angry Birds on it.
I've been trying to take her out and redpill her and teach to enjoy the outdoors when I can, but I feel like it's a losing fight, and I only get to see her once every couple of months. And her parents can't be happier when she's preoccupied with her ipad and don't bother them.
>>334263238
>>334263238
>this senpai imo
8-)
>>334261538
>1979
>GenX master race
TFW I am the 1%
Here's hoping they cast Brendan Fraser
>>334263065
Duh, they made that song like, this year, Anon. What are you talking about?
AYYYY WHO UP RN?
>>334263386
That reminds me of when the DS came out and kids would go up to the demo stand and jab the top screen with the stylus.
Keep fighting the good fight, brother.
>>334263465
Smash that mf (you)
>>334263238
>>334263238
Get a load of this grandpa
>>334256648
You know I've always kinda hated this saying but it kinda fits here. I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.
>>334261445
I'm not a native English speaker.
What's the difference between "image" and "picture"?
Translates to the same word in my language.
>>334263524
HR 0
>>334263005
It's almost like Generation X never grew up!
No, but seriously, I like a good dick joke as much as the next guy, I don't mind laughing at blue, but you look at these Gen X fucks in the movie industry and all they can do is weed, dick, shit and sex jokes. It's like their humour is permanently on par with that of a fourteen year old.
>>334262981
>To be fair language is an abstract concept which has been twisting and changing for thousands of years.
It's not a good thing when it's both fucking wrong
and fucking stupid.
>>334261447
Wait, class of 2015? this only come about last year? I thought I'd seen it like fucking 3 years ago. This is like an opposite to those moments where you're in awe of how time has flown by.
>>334262981
"Ye" is the result of an aproximation of a now unused character using another language's printing presses. Know what it sounded like? 'th'.
>tfw emoji movie
>>334263524
I rate this movie a six.
One big, smelly six.
>>334262996
>Oil is already running out
In theory that's the easiest problem to solve of all of them....and I feel like mankind will still fail.
>>334263512
Will do. I probably won't breed so she's my best hope for passing something down to the future.
At least she's not fat and actually enjoys running and working out and shit once dragged outside the house.
SkullPoopL
Do you guys not text in emojis? How do you convey your feelings?
>>334263238
GTFO GRANDMA smhing desu
>>334262558
I work in a school. I live this nightmare every day.
>>334256897
At least Grumpy cat had a cute loli as its owner. I watched like half the movie on tv once.
>>334263826
Don't worry people will realize that nuclear power is the way to go soon enough
>>334263826
It already is and they know, countries that sign the TPP are going to tax Solar Energy usage like regular electric power
>>334263542
>>334263238
Ah, 4chan filters emojis. Joke failed.
>>334260950
>>334263696
Yup. "Ye Olde" is literally pronounced as "The Old".
Interesting quirk of language.
>>334262981
People like you are why "literally" now means "figuratively." Literally literally means figuratively cuz people like you support and rationalize retard-speak as "well language is like, fluid, man, it's like, shifting, and stuff."
>>334263931
Nuclear power is running out as well, isn't it?
As in Uranium is becoming scarce.
Any country betting on nuclear power basically has to push other countries towards not using it in order to assure future supplies.
>>334263889
Holy shit nigger I've currently doing a 1 year Teaching Masters and the amount of cringe fuel that placements in highschool are currently giving me is killing me inside.
>>334261424
Pixels could've at least been good had they chose an actually competent director.
This movie, however, was dead even before they chose Sandler.
>>334263907
What was the movie about, dare I ask?
>>334264103
It's only scarce in countries that have enough money to take it and use it, there's Uranium in Mexico but the U.S. won't let them take it for example
>>334264103
Thorium bro
>>334263524
>>334263646
Sir are you aware that you are currently participating in meme magic
>>334262785
>>334263418
>>334263891
I'm using this post to coin the term "memedy" a comedy about memes. Screen cap this so I can get my royalty checks please.
>>334263238
>nt being at least 6 r 7 layers of irony deep ;);)
shameful, senpai
>>334264171
>the animal can talk!
>but only the owner can understand it
>lol hijinks!!
Mix in a bunch of dumb lolsorandum humor and shitty internet pandering and that's about it.
>>334264103
No.
Besides that we have other types of fissile material we can use one of which is thorium.
>>334264223
Madre de Dios
What have I done?
>>334263238
>Just type like a normal human being.
Normal human beings use emojis
>>334264226
Okay I'll just mail this to "Anonymous" at "4chan"
>>334263607
Image is more wide and abstract concept, like, you were made in the image of god, the room was an image of a battlefield.
Picture is something you frame and hang on a wall.
>>334262981
This. We should abandon such archaic concept such as sentence structure, grammar, and "proper" spelling. It helps us in no way since language shifts every 500 years, clearly short enough for the average person to experience it. If we abandon modern day language conventions entirely, everything will be much clearer and understandable.
western emotes are fucking shit compared to jap ones
>>334264429
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I think we all know what happens next
>>334264429
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
>>334264409
So why is 4chan called an "image board" then?
Sounds more like it would be a "picture board" in that case.
>>334263386
Worst of all, children growing up using phones and tablets are losing activity in important parts of the brain.
http://psychcentral.com/lib/how-do-smartphones-affect-childhood-psychology/
3 cognitive areas, completely off.
>>334264127
Despair?
>High tier
:V
:3
;_;
>Mid tier
:D
D:
:(
>Low tier
:)
:O
>Utter garbage tier
xD
XD
>>334264670
High tier? More like faggot tier
![5000bee21861336e4c00258e[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6D78ImT.png "5000bee21861336e4c00258e[1].png")
>>334262558
>>334264670
(´・ω・`) beats all that junk though.
>>334264670
>dank tier
:^)
>>334264670
:^)
>>334264559
>Four different console owners.
>One apartment.
Coming this summer
>>334264668
No erections, though some of the senior highschool girls have pretty good asses
>>334264768
Autism: The movie
>>334264670
>God tier
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>334264712
I still can't believe someone actually seriously made this and thought of how much of a "cool dude" he is for being a spergburglar
Plus the Velvet Underground is better anyways.
>>334264559
DELETE THIS
>>334264661
Dude, I agree that the Smartphones are creating dumb kids
But
Weren't videogames the same for us anyway, several studies were made to satanize them. In the end they were proven to make our brains work some more and give use eye-hand coordination
Why are Smartphones that different what went wrong?
>my mother texts with standard text "speech" and smileys and shit
>anytime I text I type whatever out like a normal sentence
>>334264712
I kind of miss the Rage comic heydays
Kind of
>>334262558
but 4chan already calls everything a meme, we dropped trolling only to replace it with baiting
you all brought this on yourselves
>>3342649974chan is full of children
>>334261447
>>334264712
Music defener movie when? Since anything is fair now
>>334260950
>>334264648
Could be a cliché from Japanese where they often use the word イメージ.
Or because you don't only post pictures (of people, objects, scenes, delicious flat chest, etc) here, but also images, like, I don't know, schematics, logos, graphs, etc.
Or it's just because. Every picture is an image. Not every image is a picture, arguably, but then you can grab a camera ant take a picture of an image.
Don't think too hard about it.
>reddit presents: a neogaf production, in association with Facebook and Twitter, a Michael Bay film, featuring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore- Pepe and Wojack- a love story
>>334265081
>>334265081
Nice work parents!
>>334265081
>6th grade
>Drugs and drinking
For fucks sake
>>334265081
>mom worked as a middle school sub a few years ago
>I remember she said she'd overheard one of the girls in her 8th grade class talking about how she needed more birth control pills
fuck me I thought it wouldn't get any worse
>>334264559
>>334264768
>>334264925
It already happened.
>>334264987
There you go the best rage comic ever made. Everything else is downhill.
>>334260950
The only reason this exists is because corporate old men have no other idea how to pander to this generation.which makes me hate it more
>>334264568
cute~ (´・ω・`)
>>334265081
>6th grade
>Pull up the sleeve, fetch the belt and syringe, WOMANHOOD has begun
>>334265293
There's a lot of bullying against virgins, right at the end of elementary school nowadays, I shit you not
>>334264670
>Supreme god tier
;c
c;
>>334264670
,':^Y
>>334265081
How do we stop children from ruining themselves?
>>334260950
I just wish that I was both shameless enough and entrepreneurial enough to jump on cash cows like this. Marketers really do know what they're doing.
>>334265397
electro magnetic pulse
shut it all down
>>334265318
That's not
>shhh we are at the library
>>334265396
Incredible
>>334265293
well, birth control pills can also help you with your period, so it doesn't have to be about sex per se
>>334265543
I wouldn't know, I'm not a girl on the internet.
>>334264670
>God tier memes
Ben Garrison
Gondolas
R.A.E.D. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52SWfrLvHo
>High tier memes
Baneposting
Piero Scaruffi
Ironical "LOL"
>Mid/average tier memes
Navy Seal copypasta
Lel, Kek, Toplel, Topkek
Justposting, cuckposting
My wife's son loves this game!
>Low tier memes
Redirecting someone to another board
Post-memes (SMASH DAT MF LIKE, WHO UP?)
>Garbage tier memes
Unironical "LOL"
Avant-memes (Long boi, Loss, Hecks)
Hillary versus Bernie
Rage comics
>Reddit tier memes
Frogposting
>>334263227
It is like they actually tried to come up with a list of the shittiest movie concepts ever.
>This thread
ಠ_ಠ
>>334265081
What an incredible time we live in
>>334265569
>all 2014-2016 memes
shit taste m8
