Just opened my collectors edition for Dark Souls 3 and I have to say, I'm really pleased with the quality.
I'm glad.
How do I join a conenant
>>334248176
You equip them I think
>>334248127
What is that and why haven't you inserted it into your anus yet?
Is this real?
>>334248127
an etsy person who knows just the slightest bit about resin molds could have made an infinitely better cast for the flasks that even used less material
how the fuck did they end up with this
How do I threw pyromancy
>>334248228
How, when im on the paper it doesnt say use or equip
>>334248412
soak cloth in gasoline, light it up and throw it at nearest person
>>334248319
http://www.amazon.com/review/RLYC5E7W5P74M/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm&tag=15-24-20?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0744017068
>>334248319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zii8kAeOU6E
looks a bit better in the video because the top is different
>>334248590
OP got caught with his hand in the cookie jar now.
>>334248127
That thing doesnt even looks good on the sale picture. Why the hell wouldnt you buy this shit.
Jesus. This makes the Fallout 4 Pipboy seem like a good deal
>>334251119
>doesn't light up
>can't even be used as a flask
>just a solid chunk of resin
I just assumed the Estus Flask is a bottle of Arizona iced tea.
>this is real
>>334248383
Good luck getting said person to make 20,000 flasks, retard.
>>334251472
I'll make them if you're paying me lol
thats easy fucking work dude
Why is it green?
>>334248127
You've got to be kidding me.
This is almost as bad as that Geralt bust.
>>334248127
NICE BUTTPLUG NEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>334248127
Holy shit I thought this was Le funny trole
>mfw it's actually real
>mfw no face
>>334248383
new fromsoftware.
to be honest, they are scum since Dark souls 2
Reminds me of that guy buying the witcher special editiion.
>>334251851
implying bamnam is not responsible for this crap
>>334248780
that happens when you cant get your fingers inside an estus "flask"
>>334251761
>>334251874
That one was actually damaged though
This one is genuinely this bad
>>334251901
both are fucking scumbags full of crap.
>>334248127
I didn't believe OP at first.
>EMERALD ESTUS FLASK
>>334248127
That came with the CE guide. Don't lie anon.
Glad I pulled my order off.
what the fuck is "estus" anyway?
>>334252042
What the fuck, everything in that picture looks like it's really poorly made 3d renders.
Did they fucking take pictures of things and then cast light on them with photoshop? Everything about that picture is fucking with my brain.
>>334248127
>he didn't get Dark Souls III Prestige Edition for real hardcore gaymers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzGDndgKxKk
>>334252042
Can only imagine how bad that dinky sword is. It's probably crooked due to the low quality rubber it's made of.
>>334252176
isn't that when horses are horny as fuck?
>>334252204
>forced to buy all that crap for a statue
If I wanted a statue I would buy one.
>>334251992
No, that was actually fake
>>334248127
good something else you can shove up your ass
>>334248127
>buying collectors edition of a shitty FROM game
You got off easy, you deserve some anal disease.
>>334248127
Looks like it would hurt the pooper and doesn't even have a wide enough base so it would just slide in
dangerousanaltoy/10
Man I feel bad for fromdrones. They just keep getting BTFO
>>334252204
Statue looks cheap as fuck.
>buying a collectors edition of a strategy guide
>buying a strategy guide
>even using a strategy guide
>>334252204
>£1,045
>>334248127
You could make something 1000x better looking with a 3D printer, in clay or glass and it wouldn't even be expensive.
>>334252204
man, that figure looks like crap.
From really know that their fanbase are retards who need to git gud(AKA get common sense
>>334248590
>“The Undead treasure these dull green flasks.” This high-quality, resin replica of the emerald Estus Flask is sure to be “an undead favorite” of any Dark Souls fan.
>dull green flasks
It wasn't false advertising
>>334252042
>>334248127
Looks fairly accurate to what was advertised.
At least as accurate as these things usually are.
>>334252231
Likely plastic with flashes everywhere.
>>334252195
At least the flask is all concept art, they probably didn't even have product to take a picture of when they made the promotion material.
>>334248548
theres an equipment slot for it dumbass.
Does it feel hollow inside? Wondering if you can cut it open and maybe put something inside it
>>334248127
That doesn't look like a very efficient buttplug
Wow, it's not even a flask, just a fucking piece of green plastic.
>>334248305
It's a slot in your equipment screen
>being a fan of dark souls
>being a fan of FROM
>eastern games
I feel bad for all the losers who bought this shit.
>>334252852
If it was the least bit accurate people would get a 3D render on a piece of paper.
What determines "high" quality?
It always sounds like a slimey lawyer semantics to avoid being slammed with false ad cases by not using "good" and "bad".
>>334252359
That Geralt bust was from some scam site, not the official one.
>>334248127
I literally got a better quality plastic souvenir from a hand crank machine (one of those things where you make it yourself and see it happen, like those penny pressers, only more complicated) at a fucking zoo in the late 90's.
>>334254016
>I feel bad for all the losers who bought this shit.
I don't. If they love being surrounded by cheap plastic they should put a carrier bag over their heads and go to the great soft play area in the sky
Fucking manchildren, when will they learn?
>>334252276
Hot as fuck, imo
A sucker born every minute.
>>334248769
HAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHA
>>334248127
>buy sunny D
>take the label off
>grab your green crayola marker and color the outside
would look more authentic than this
holy shit i'm dying
>>334248127
how did you stick that flask to a ham?
>>334248769
>it's still pretty cool
The fanboyism is hilarious.
>>334248548
How can you even fuction in society if you cant figure out something like that?
>>334252425
>>334251851
>>334252531
>>334252814
>>334254016
To be fair... FROM didn't make this.
Prima Guides made it and sold it. And frankly... anyone who buys strategy guides in the first place deserves to be scammed like this.
>yfw idiots actually spent their money on this trash
>>334256443
>>334256443
Strategy guides are so worthless in this day and age, it's going to be obsolete by the time the day-one patch is installed.
>>334248127
it looks like a very bad buttplug
>>334255770
is this an edit? or proof of how she get the role on last of us movie?
>>334251472
they wouldn't need to make 20,000 molds, retard
>>334248127
I own a vase that looks more like an Estus flask than that shit.
>>334256469
>>334256469
WOW...... people seriously needed a strategy guide for this?
>>334256469
man, i feel scammed just by looking that page.
>>334256469
This can't be real. I just refuse to believe it.
aahhh
>>334248127
Is there lime juice in that?
>published strategy guides
>2016
Jesus. HOW the fuck is this even a profitable business model now a day? how has it not gone the way of Blockbuster and been completely snuffed by today's internet dependent world?
Seriously every strategy guide now a day should just open to one page that reads "check Gamefaqs you dumb cunt, all else fails, just fucking google it you dip shit"
Hell, same for digital guides, why the fuck would I pay even 5$ for a digital strategy guide when I can just google everything I need in seconds.
>>334256469
Oh thank god for the strategy guide, I would never have figured out what to press in these QTE sequences where they show you exactly what you need to press. Prima Guides are the best.
>>334256738
Some people like books they can thumb through
Yes you can use your smartphone but its not the same
>>334256783
yeah that's the joke you fucking cretin
>"Emerald" estus flask
>Literally just a hunk of green plastic
Lmao
>>334248127
Jesus fuck are you guys seeing that lard hand?
Fucking christ, that thumb is the size of my fucking wrist.
Holy shit, that palm is fucking gigantic, fuck.
>boy i can't wait to fill my estus flask with some sunny d
>it's a solid piece of resin shit
I can't even imagine the rage some people must be feeling over this
>>334256814
> yeah that's the joke you fucking cretin
and it went over your head
Where do i find the orange soapstone?
>>334248127
japanese CE or no buy, my rule for physical CE content
>>334256737
I fucking hate these things. Why do they even sell them. Who buys them? They're way too fucking concentrated. One drop makes the whole dish taste like lime or lemon. And they're typically more expensive than buying the actual fruit.
>>334251662
That's what an empty estus flask looks like.
>>334248127
You deserve it for buying that shit, people like you are the reason gaming franchises go downhill and spend money on marketing gimmicks instead of making a decent game.
>>334256957
I'm sorry. My friend doesn't understand sarcasm. He thinks everyone he talks to is retarded.
>>334248769
>Keychain sword not bigger than your palm
>A book of blank paper
>A green lumb of turd
I feel sorry for whoever spent money on this.
Only thing worthwhile is the art book, which probably isn't worth more than 10-15 bucks.
>>334256967
built into the menu. i had the same question! just press the back button & there's a message option.
>>334257221
Oh, thanks
>>334257191
>I feel sorry for whoever spent money on this.
I don't, falling for this shit is a good life lesson.
>>334248127
Why couldn't they try paint it and make it look like a real ectus flask as like a prop or figurine even?
Why is it just a big green blob of plastic?
>>334256458
>>334256550
How is fucking a fat guy who starred in a few movies with Steve Martin going to get that girl on the movie of TLOU?
>>334248769
>Sigmeyer's sword
>>334257504
We give the player the chance to paint it themselves!
>>334257504
>Why is it just a big green blob of plastic?
Because the lonely will throw money at anything to brighten up the shelves of their epic battlestations
>>334256443
>Prima Guides
How do they still exist? They can't even get the names of enemies right 90% of the time
>>334248127
>green plastic buttplug
Why do people buy these collector's editions again?
>>334256586
So what, you want to use the same mold 20k times?
Retard.
>>334256913
>high quality
>>334258079
Everybody eventually preorders that one game that fails their expectations and turns them off pre ordering forever. DS3 will be that game for some people. The cycle is eternal.
>>334248127
>I though that shit was fake
>>334248127
http://attackofthefanboy.com/news/dark-souls-3-guide-comes-actual-estus-flask/
>"Emerald Estus Flask"
>"Judging from the picture the replica looks great and will be interesting to see how it feels actually holding it."
>>334248127
>mfw people actually spend Deutsche Reichsmark for that shit
>>334258116
They should have made a "full" flask that had flame coloured liquids and shit swirling inside it.
>>334257053
Maybe they're more expensive because "One drop makes the whole dish taste like lime or lemon"
>>334257627
It's all about connections and a good word.
>>334257053
you have to do a half-press
>>334257053
What's it like being fucking dumb?
>>334248127
OP is a fat fuck
I was one of the retards who paid £80 for the pip-boy edition of fallout 4 and even I'm embarrassed for whoever paid for a solid block of green resin.
>>334258579
Yeah, apparently the anorexic Wonder Woman in Batman V Superman is because Israel pushed hard for her.
>>334258636
>jpg large
>>334253248
>>334252231
Actually the little sword is excellent. Nice metal, good engraving, just the right thickness to be sturdy but also a bookmark.
The box it all came in is great too. Very weird.
Ah, I see yours didn't come with the special edition lifegems, OP
Reminder to never preorder anything.
>>334258835
actually, this is a reminder not to buy a fucking strategy guide for 80 dollars. how stupid can people be.
>>334258895
People will always buy dumb shit for stupid reasons to others
>friend bought $80 digital deluxe expansion pack for a game he doesn't own to get a penant cosmetic
>>334257053
As a kid I always drunk that bottle empty
>>334258895
Saying something don't make it so. This is definately a reminder that pre ordering is a gamble and you will eventually get fucked.
>>334248127
Roll roll attack
>>334259065
It is a gamble but it doesn't mean you should stop altogether.
I pre ordered Majora's Mask 3d and I was more than happy with the skull kid model
>>334258810
>>334251472
>20000 flasks is too much work for a professional who knows what he's doing but not for someone who does a bad job of it
>>334257053
>They're way too fucking concentrated. One drop makes the whole dish taste like lime or lemon.
You do realize that's the point? It's convenient because you only need a few drops for your dish instead of for example half a fresh lemon.
>>334248127
If I saw that on your shelf I probably wouldn't even think it's an estus flask
Does it even glow in the dark?
>>334259479
>putting something on your shelf that closely resembles a buttplug
>>334258810
KEK
>>334248127
asbestos flask
>>334248769
Lol it doesn't come with the game? wtf what a waste of money.
>>334258374
That takes effort though.
>>334258591
>>334248127
why wouldn't they make it fucking orange? that looks stupid as shit
>>334259958
Dude, this is clearly a christmas tree.
>>334258810
>people spent £100 on a piece of plastic
>you can get 3 glass estus flasks you can actually use for £16
>>334261071
Well, one.
The color is important, no?
>>334261071
you can buy good ol' D for only 2.99!
>>334256469
What does it feel like to drink out of an estrus flask?
>>334261624
>estrus
Salty milk and coins
>>334248769
>very cool bent sword
you can sense the "wow, its fucking nothing" in the guys voice. mysides
>>334248769
Is that sword meant to be that bent?
>>334261624
>>334248127
this can't be real
>>334261784
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
I have a 1440p monitor but can only select up to 1080p in the options. What do?
>>334248127
I was gonna get this. Good thing I didnt
>>334248127
Jeez, what CE did you get tricked into buying. The CE I bought came with a statue of the red knight that is actually pretty quality
>muh FROM
>AC6 when
>>334251761
link???
>>334248127
>Not an actual jar
Would've been cool to fill it up with Fanta or some shit.
>>334263181
why did the put a goat with shades on the bag is he a character in the game?
>>334264526
this. somebody made better replica and ebay it.
>>334252042
the bookmark is evidently plastic instead of metal as well.
>>334255419
Why would anyone even want this?
>>334264652
>>334263181
All I see is this.
>>334264962
Why would anyone buy a collectors edition in the first place?
>>334264526
>drinking from cheap plastic made god-knows-where
>Estus Flask is literally just a lump of green plastic moulded into the shape of an Estus Flask from in-game
>It's not a fucking Flask you can pour liquid into
>It's not even hollow
That is disgusting. I can't even fathom how much they charged for that pile of horse manure.
>>334264652
you mean this?
a friend is selling me DS III for PS4 new for 40€, i was gonna wait for the complete edition, but should i buy it anyway and fuck the dlcs?
>useless plastic shit turns out to be useless plastic shit
Stop the presses. Find a better use for mommy's money you children.
>>334264962
Hot glue.
>>334263181
>people bought this
>there are people who have an armor shaped hoody in their closet right now
>>334259025
Oh god I can only image how bad that acid would corrode your teeth.
>>334248127
What the fuck is the point? You can't even fill it with anything.
>>334248127
>http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0744017068?tag=randohouseinc12568-20
78$ for this shit?
>>334248769
this is some dire shit yo
>>334248769
>130$
>Only worthwhile thing is the guide
>Which is just a wiki in book form
I'd rather have the fucking retarded Witcher bust bootleg.
>>334258116
uh...yeah?
>>334266110
for clarification, thats 15 million uses. or 750 more times then 20k.
in the 1950`s or older.
why the fuck is it GREEN?
isnt it a yellow/redish color ingame?
>>334266375
If it's empty it's green. If it's filled it's a green bottle with yellow in it. Obviously that would've been too much effort, materials, so they just went with solid green.
>>334266375
the flask is green, but the stuff inside is yellowy. like mountain dew.
>>334266375
When filled, yes. It turns a dull green when it's empty.
>>334266375
Don't be so entitled you misogynist
>>334264962
2 b cool
>>334266375
It's empty just like the collector's edition.
>>334265617
if you dont play dark souls with that hood on you are casual scum
>>334248127
Damn, McDonald's is getting lazy as fuck with the Happy Meals.
>>334266447
I hope they make estus dew. For hardcore gamers, like me.
>>334248127
heh pretty funny thread OP it really looks a bit like an actu-
>it's part of the collector's edition
top TOP lel
>>334266592
underrated post
>>334266432
>>334266447
>>334266458
I always thought they turned grey. Great, guess I'm fucking color blind
>>334248127
Christ OP, I thought you were fucking with me.
I swore this was just some odd lime bottle you pour onto food.
>>334266816
Maybe they did in 1 or something? I think it's darker green that this shitheap though.
>It's not even an actual bottle
Might as well get a bottle of Sunny D and paint it green.
>>334266816
No you are not. Don't listen to this fucktards
The flask itself is blue/grayish, the natural colour of molded glass. By no means it's "green".
>>334266991
>By no means it's "green"
>posts a picture where it is clearly green
>>334266991
That is definitely green
>>334267052
>what is a transparency highlight?
>>334266991
The Undead treasure these dull green flasks.
Fill with Estus at bonfire. Fills HP.
The Estus Flasks are linked to the Fire
Keepers. The Dark Tales also make reference:
An emerald flask, from the Keeper's soul.
She lives to protect the flame,
And dies to protect it further
>>334266991
>The flask itself is blue/grayish, the natural colour of molded glass
The natural colour of glass is green, you mong
>>334267136
Green, apparently.
>>334267052
>>334267091
>>334267254
All this undiagnosed colordblindness
>>334267243
The natural colour of glass is Aqua
https://sha.org/bottle/Finishes/cathedralpickle.jpg
>>334266991
I think you might be color blind kek
>>334267469
forgot image
>>334267469
If you see grey where the majority sees green, you're the one that's colourblind, retard.
>>334267469
That's green, you asshat
>>334267553
Those are all greens in that image.
You're the one that's colourblind. I've had multiple eyetests, some of which included colour, and I'm not colourblind.
>>334267674
>Making such an obnoxious reply
>Without even reading the rest of the thread.
>>334267469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass#Color
Retard
>>334267553
I see four gray, two brown, and two blue. No reason to drive in the city I live in though so I don't really give a fuck if I'm color blind or not.
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
https://youtu.be/lgWdyMycK_0?t=1m45s
>flask is just plastic with no detail on it
>sword is bent out of the box, and has the strength of a toothpic
BRAVO """"A"""" TEAM
It's obvious the proper designers have never seen a picture of an estus flask and were just told the item description.
This is partly the fault of Japanese to English translation.
The flask in game is not descriBed as "GREEN" (Midori), it is described as "Blue/Green" (Ao).
Aqua is the likely description that they should have used.
you knew what you were getting intopost pics with it up your butt desu
>Arguing over the color of some plastic flask
What the fuck is wrong with you people, who gives this much of a shit
>>334268223
>arguing over people arguing over the color of some flask
What the fuck is wrong with you people, who gives this much of a shit
Wouldn't it be cheaper to make it hollow so you used up less material? I mean, clearly whoever made it is just fucking with you, but are they fucking with you so hard they decided to pay a little extra to render the flask useless?
>>334268085
my fucking sides, he actually broke it
>>334268312
>Wouldn't it be cheaper to make it hollow so you used up less material?
no. what requires quality control and a hollow mold, and all the technical shit that goes with it, and the other is about half a penny worth of extra material
>>334268312
That's likely way harder to make. And I don't think the material costed that much. They got fucking 70$ at least for this bullshit, so not like 5 cents of extra plastic would cost more.
>>334267758
>Wikipedia
Jesus Christ son. At least try.
https://books.google.es/books?id=DwpJ4F_AwmYC&pg=PA20&lpg=PA20&dq=glass+natural+colour+aqua&source=bl&ots=-8stgMBhIa&sig=BHLSh5P-y2lyfOeGKHflyoRU-ZU&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjvgozsoY7MAhVIPBoKHbIkDMwQ6AEIPzAJ#v=onepage&q=glass%20natural%20colour%20aqua&f=false
>>334268454
>I'm autistic and I'll retort with a book written by literal nobodies and will berate sites that give actual credited sources
Glass is naturally laced with iron oxides, which diffuse green light
Just take panes of glass and stack them on top of each other, it will slowly turn green
Fuck, even mirrors reflecting each other will take on a green tint
Your aqua shit is nothing but a myth, you fucking mong
>>334268454
nope
Thomas P. Seward, ed. (2005). High temperature glass melt property database for process modeling. Westerville, Ohio: American Ceramic Society. ISBN 1-57498-225-7.
David M Issitt. Substances Used in the Making of Coloured Glass 1st.glassman.com.
"Glass Online: The History of Glass". Archived from the original on 24 October 2011. Retrieved 29 October 2007.
guess where i got this. coughreferencesbottomofthepageofwikicough
We can all agree that Estus is warm and tastes very sweet and spicy (cinnamon and chili pepper).
HOLY SHIT, IT'S GLASS. WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT COLOR IT IS YOU'RE LITERALLY BEING MORE STUPID THAN THE FUCKERS WHO BOUGHT THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>334269012
>he doesn't fucking love glass
Get this hothead outta here
>>334269012
It's just some people realizing they're colorblind, you don't have to yell.
>>334269254
What do I look like, the tile fucker? Someone post that shit again.
>>334269362
Tiles aren't made of glass
>>334269418
But you can get glass tiles, so it's fine
Has there ever been a collectors edition that wasn't full of dollar store tier junk?
>>334266110
I need to buy this and make Lego cheese
Or Lego chocolate, or cute little Lego soaps
>>334269669
I wonder if the tilesturbator would like these
>>334269832
I bet they'd be pretty smooth, must be easy to run your dick on with a little lube.
>>334252042
that bookmark looks too thic to be a bookmark
>>334270195
I was about to correct you that it's a letter opener, but they really fucking say it's a bookmark huh.
Damn that's retarded.
>>334256469
>we now have guidebooks for quick-time events
the sweet smell of industry collapse
I knew this bundle was a scam the moment I saw it didn't include a copy of the game.
>wasting money on collectors editions
>ever
>>334269012
The first step is acceptance
>>334269767
No. It will break the entire point of collectors editions.
>>334248769
This video is private
Anyone got a mirror or something?
>>334257053
Anon, it's for undead
Anyone know if the Bloodborne art book is going to get a western release? It looks cool as fuck.
http://www.amazon.co.jp/Bloodborne-Official-Artworks-%E9%9B%BB%E6%92%83%E6%94%BB%E7%95%A5%E6%9C%AC%E7%B7%A8%E9%9B%86%E9%83%A8/dp/4048657984/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1456061090&sr=1-1&keywords=bloodborne+official+artworks
>>334248127
>expecting a software company to in2 tangible goods
Jesus Christ.
One of these days I'll have a CNC mill good enough to achieve my dreams.
I can't tell you about it, but it's pretty cool.
>>334268743
that whole mirrors thing is true, my bathroom mirror has 3 parts to it. Left Cabinet, middle and Right cabinet, if i open the cabinets and angle the mirrors i can get a near endless relfection of mirrors thats eventually as you look through the reflections it gets greener and greener.
on a sidenote, i put my hand in to see how many reflections i could see across the 3 mirrors and my hand eventually fades out.
