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>Hi, welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order? >Mmyes
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>Hi, welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
>Mmyes hi, I'd like to order a McDouble, but I'd like it uncooked, just raw, please.
>Sorry sir, we don't serve raw beef here
>Well fuck you, I'm going to break in to your dumpster over night and steal all of your raw beef then because it's the only way to get it!
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOW WHY DID YOU STOP THROWING AWAY THE RAW BEEF IN THE DUMPSTER YOU MUST HATE ALL OF YOUR CUSTOMERS ENJOY GOING OUT OF BUSINESS
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>>334184386
3/10
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>>334184386
Fatasses and their food analogy.
Every. Time.
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for this analogy to work mcdonalds would have to globally ban raw meat
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>>334184386
Ever order a McNasty?
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>not getting customers what they want even if you have resources to do so.
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I've never been to a McDonald's so I don't really follow your analogy OP. Did they serve raw meat until recently or something? Help me out here
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>>334184386
This has to be the worst analogy on the situation conceived yet. Congratulations.
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>>334184580
yeah I order it from your mom every night
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>>334184386
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>>334184742
We used to but the health inspectors put a kibosh on it.

We had to start dumping our raw meat at a different location because people were coming to grab it for free right out of the dumpster.
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WHY IS IT ALWAYS FOOD. EVEN WHEN ITS NOT SERIOUS.
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why are people butthurt over a fucking private server? get over it.
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food analogies are literal autism every time
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>>334184386
McDonald's never served raw meat you dumbass. A better analogy would have been new coke, only Coca Cola actually listened to their fanbase and brought back the original recipe.
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Leave it to /v/ to make another fucking food analogy
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>I want that one
>Sorry sir we don't make that anymore, we make a better one now
>But I want that one
>I'm sorry sir, but we don't make that anymore
>I'll pay for it
>We don't make it anymore
>Fine I'll make it myself
>We won't let you do that, we still own the rights to it
>WELL WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO YOU WON'T SELL IT YOU WON'T LET ME MAKE IT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IT
>Maybe we should start making it again
>...
>Nah
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>>334185041
That's actually pretty clever, but you left out the part where people are literally breaking in to the Coca Cola factory to steal Coke because Coke refuses to sell them classic Coca Cola.
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>>334184386
wow you are one dumb motherfucker you moronical shit sniffer
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>Taco Bell, please bring back the volcano menu. I really want a volcano burrito
>"You think you do, but you don't"
>Wow, you're right! I'll keep enjoying this delicious dorito taco that totally does NOT taste like ass!
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>>334185084
Maybe you should grow the fuck up and leave your vanilla was perfect hugbox and realize that MMO's are and were shit.
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>>334184386
Worst analogy I've seen in a second
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>>334185228
But I want that one
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>>334184386
>Hello can I have a cheeseburger?

>Sorry sir, you wouldn't want that, you think you do, but you really don't.

>Ummm excuse me? I'd like a cheeseburger, just a cheeseburger.

>Um sir, we lost the original cheeseburger.
>...Sir you can still preorder the quintuple cheeseburger today
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>>334185219
the dorito locos taco is fucking great you pleb
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>>334185310
You want incorrectly. Adjust your tastes.
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>>334185219
>wooooooow you'd make millions if you brought it back man!
>As it turns out, people who'd pay to have the Volcano menu back are less than a fraction of 1%.
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>>334185228
The only hugs you got in vanilla were from nelf rogues after they ganked you
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>>334184386
>eating at Mcdonalds
enjoy your diabeetus you fat fuck
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>>334185347
No taste general?

It's fucking garbage not fit for a dog. The volcano menu was incredible, and TB just tossed it aside for the "lmao mountain dew and Doritos" meme
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>>334184386
Why don't you sashay out of here you dicklicker
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>>334184386
what the fuck is with retards, video games, an fucking food analogies?

take a fucking walk you fat asshole
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>>334185427
>eating one cheesburger gives you diabeetus

Great mom science
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>>334185313
>Hello can I have a cheeseburger?

>Sorry sir, we don't serve that anymore because not enough people bought it to be profitable

>Ummm excuse me? I'd like a cheeseburger, just a cheeseburger. If you don't give it to me, I'm going to hop over the counter and make one myself

>Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave or I'm going to call the cops.

Autism in a nutshell
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>>334185387
>night elves
>ganking

Ganking was done exclusively by horde, being that they were all edgy teenagers.
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>>334185354
I'll pay for it.
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>Hi, welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
>Mmyes hi, I'd like to order a McDouble.
>Sorry sir, we only serve shit here nowadays.
>Well I guess I have to make some food for myself then.
>I am sorry sir, we cannot allow you to make food yourself, it's either shit or no food at all.

Great thread.
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>>334185480
The nacho dorito locos taco is good, the cool ranch one is gross i'll give you that.

The volcano menu was a fucking meme. Taco bell has yet to have a single truly spicy food. Even the diablo sauce failed to touch the spiciness of a common hot sauce.
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>>334185480
Taco Bell is literally owned by Pepsico you mong.
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>>334185619
Alliance was, is and will always be children. You're playing yourself.
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>>334185559
Too bad that's not even how it happened at all. Nost was more like.

>Well gee sir I enjoyed the regular cheeseburger a lot more, I'm going to go home and get the ingredients to make my own.
>I'll just take a patty to go please, I'll buy everything else myself.
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>can i have a big mac
>we have dog shit
>no i want a big mac, why are you selling actual dog shit?
>u think u do but u don't
>*go outside set up stall and give out free big macs out of incredulousness that they only offer dog shit*
>*ronald comes out and kicks the stand over*
>*jontron shows up and trys to scoop the big mac sauce off the pavement into his mouth*
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>>334185645
You forgot the part where you steal the food from McDonalds because you're too much of an addicted fatass to stay away.
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>>334185645
>>334185559
>autism: the posts
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>>334184386
fuck your analogy you bowlegged piece of shit
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Why does your argument involve food? Its not a good comparison
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>>334185749
>Well gee sir I enjoyed the regular cheeseburger a lot more and since I have a gun I'm going to take all of your ingredients and make one myself
>Should have had it on the menu man, I was totally going to pay for this!
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>>334184386
If you get sick because you at raw beef that McDonalds served you then they could end up sued. McDonalds is perfectly justified protecting its raw beef supply because if it doesn't protect it then it could lose ownership of its raw beef.
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holy shit
the server is dead, fucking get over it
you're not the only one who lost a lot of days into it, holy fuck, how salty can you be
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>>334185720
Not that guy, but that's totally wrong.

Actually owned by "Yum! Brands"
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=who+owns+taco+bell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum!_Brands#Brands

stop posting at anytime.
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>>334185673
>doesn't know white ppl spicy is different than regular spicy
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IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT VIDEO GAMES AND SEE FOOD
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>>334185673
The taste was incredible though. The volcano burrito was the best fast food invention ever.
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>>334186057
>Between the late-1970s and the mid-1990s, PepsiCo expanded via acquisition of businesses outside of its core focus of packaged food and beverage brands; however it exited these non-core business lines largely in 1997, selling some, and spinning off others into a new company named Tricon Global Restaurants, which later became known as Yum! Brands, Inc.[9]

You absolute, utter, fucking moron. Drink bleach.
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>>334186160
shouldn't you be in school?
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>>334185084
Thats pretty right
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>>334186057
>Yum! was created on May 30, 1997, as Tricon Global Restaurants, Inc. from PepsiCo's fast food division
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>>334185994
Yes because that is a great comparison. People who spent four years of their lives, using their own time to recode a server of a 10 year old game are the exact same thing as a criminal with a firearm
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>walk into mcdonalds
>no line
>order a meal
>it was reasonably priced
>go fill up drink
>perfect ratio of syrup and carbonation
>order is done in a timely fashion
>worker gives me ketchup without having to ask
>sit down
>fries have the perfect amount of salt
>burger looks great, perfect ratio of ingredients
>finish meal satisfied
>decided to go to the bathroom before I leave
>bathroom is clean
>leave the establishment with a 5/5 experience

What game does this analogy represent, /v/?
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>>334184386
>I'd like to order a McRib
>Sorry, the McRib is discontinued
>Well I'll make my own McRib
>You can't
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>>334186229
They may or may not own firearms, but they are most *definitely* criminals.
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>Hi, welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
>Mmyes hi, I'd like to order a McDouble, but I'd like it uncooked, just raw, please.
>Sorry sir, we don't serve raw beef here anymore
>I'd like to order a rare McDouble then
>I am sorry sir but we don't serve rare meat either
>Can I have a medium McDouble then?
>We don't serve medium meat either here sir
>Ok ok one well done McDouble please
>We don't serve it well done either anymore sir, we have predicted that the latest fast food craze will be "fully done" meat with crunchy charcoal goodness for all ages and sizes, and as evidenced by our still remaining monopoly on the market you are wrong to doubt our decisions
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>>334184386
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>>334186298
the game of life
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>>334186298
>worker gives me ketchup without having to ask
Bullshit
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>>334186121
I am white though.

>reminder that the hottest pepper on earth was grown by a white american
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>>334184386
>Hello, I'd like a McRib
>I'm sorry, we don't serve those anymore
>Oh, well I'll just make them myself, and give them to people if they want
>No, we will sue you.
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>>334185354
>you think you want that but you don't
Thanks blizzard
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>>334186326
He's right, you legally can't. You could make a knockoff, which would be a reasonable thing to do since it's a McRib. Making a knockoff of vanilla WoW would take years and years which is probably why these thieves stole Blizzards code, emulated their servers and illegally allowed piracy en masse to poor faggots across the globe.
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>>334186339
>going to a fast food place
>wanting to wait for them to freshly cook your meal
What's the point? Just go to a fast casual place.
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>>334184386
your example is wrong, the expansions are like spices, add too much and you'll ruin the meal
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>>334186219
Dobson isn't even oldfag shit. How the fuck are you this new?
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>>334186492
>muh autistic comment was a reference lol xD

not my fault you cant contain yourself, mongoloid
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>>334185310
One day you'll finally grow up and leave your mothers basement is when you'll realise that your fat mtn dew n doritos dust stained neckbeard ass won't always get what you want
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>>334186470
>which is probably why these thieves stole Blizzards code

Yet they didn't, this server was being made for four years because they were recoding the game.

Blizzard "lost" the original code remember?
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>>334185041
That's wrong too, New Coke was a marketing gimmick and a diversionary tactic to coverup them switching from sugar to high fructose corn syrup.

>>334185171
And you're wrong too since no breaking and entering or theft is occurring.
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>>334186339
>Being so addicted to McDonalds (great parallel to WoW, btw, because it's has always been a cheap, streamlined, easily palatable, sugar-laden product targetted at the poor lowest common denominator) that you keep crawling back as it gets shittier and shittier until you finally snap and start stealing their old product.
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>>334186057
are you dumb?

didn't you ever wonder why taco bell and KFC are the only restaurants on the planet that sell pepsi instead of coke?
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As someone who doesn't play wow I don't get what Nos did wrong.

From what I see they where a server that played classic wow. Classic wow was more popular from what I'm seeing and Nos thrived with a large community who loved it.

Bliz shut it down, because they where jelous from what I'm seeing. Nos never charged money and was community driven.

Nice food anolagy meme op
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>>334186693
>tripfag
literally end yourself
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>>334186427
>Hello, I'd like a McRib
>I'm sorry, we don't serve those anymore
>Oh, well I'll just steal all of your ingredients and serve it up for myself and anyone who wants a free meal
>No, we will call the police
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>>334186624
I'll pay for it though.
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>>334186121
>tumblr: the post
*dies hair*
ATTENTION FELLOW WHOVIANS
*reblogs*
WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL
*gets triggered*
TO KEEP TUMBLR MEMES
*cries because I read the N-word*
TOP SECRET
*self loathes because I'm white*
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>>334184386
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>blizzard fanboys literally this mad that their favorite company has been exposed for being mega jews that only care about profits
>they will shut down a popular private project run by people who love the game just because they can
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>>334185619
Nigga are you retarded? Night elf rogues were the primary race/class combo for middle schoolers who liked to gank. Human players were just as obnoxious too.
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>Ill have the Flyin' Hawaiian special
>We stopped serving that 10 years ago
>Fine i'll make my own, just gimme the recipe and the ingredients
>We litterly have no reason to do that
>Jeeze talk about an out-of-touch buisness
>Wait a minute arent you kramer from seinfeld?
>Giddy up.
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>>334186624
>s4s
???
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>>334186298
Skyrim. It looks pretty, does more or less what you want it to do but at the end of the day you still ate at fucking McDonalds.
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>>334186624
/co/ was a mistake
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>>334186365
>order at a wendy's drive-thru
>specifically ask for ketchup
>get my bag
>look inside
>no ketchup
>look at window
>it's closed
>wave at the people inside
>get ignored
>honk
>get ignored
>lean on the horn for a solid 30 seconds
>while angrily staring into the drive-thru window
>nobody even glances at me
>drive back to the speaker
>"oh did you forget something today?"
>completely lose it
>no YOU forgot something! my FUCKING KETCHUP!!

when he started acting like i was being a dick i wanted to shove my entire order up his asshole
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>>334186835
>People are even surprised they are mega jews
They've been mega jews even back when WoW was good. Social media just wasn't large enough for them to expose themselves like they do now.
https://www.linux.com/news/bnetd-reverse-engineering-ruling-may-stifle-innovation
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>>334186624
Can someone do one for Reddit? I feel like /mu/ would spike pretty high.
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>>334184386
>Oh boy I sure do love this burger

>SIR stop eating that burger right now, it's out of date, you NEED to purchase the New Burger in order to continue your experience with us.

>Well sure I'll buy your new burger, those commercials made it look pretty good

>Sorry sir but we've dropped all support for New Burger, it's unfortunate but we simply lack the resources to support it.

>Err. What? Uh well okay, that's disappointing, guess I'll go back to my regular old burger.

>Sorry sir but you accept the purchase, and it clearly states in the rules written by us that you legally cannot experience the old burger.

>Wait what? But I bought the old burger, why can't I just go back to it? You still sell old burgers in stores.

>Sorry sir but we lost the old burger. Besides, you think you do but you don't anyway
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>>334187541
The customer is in the wrong because he's stealing a burger that's protected by law.
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>>334187663
>the law is objectively morally correct

If that was true then you'd turn yourself in to about 24 different state police departments right now for the misdemeanor crime of being a raging homosexual.
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>>334186624
>/v/ this low
Too bad it spiked in 2015

If we had one for reddit, /v/ and /tv/ would be nearly top
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>they don't think it be like it is but it do - Blizzard
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>>334186624
Jesus christ can someone fill me in on what happened to /co/? I don't visit their often
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>make McRib
>get rich, bring in loads of new customers
>all new McRib with extra slimy shit
>customer steals recipe, starts giving away original McRib
>ban original McRib "you think you want to eat it but you want this shi- I mean legion instead"
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Pretend all you want, you can't go back to vanilla WoW. It was more than it's content, it was the whole experience and the people who played it. It was a different age of mmos and how people played them.

PvP rank grind was fuckawful, and 40 man raiding was a nightmare. The game only improved with TBC.
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>>334187341
Couldn't you return your order and get your money back for that?
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>>334184386
If you are gonna make a food analogy at least make it good

>go to mcdonalds
>ask for a cheeseburger
>UH SORRY WE CANT MAKE THOSE
>but I clearly see you have the ingredients right there
>YEAH YOU THINK YOU WANT A CHEESEBURGER BUT YOU DONT
>WHY DONT YOU TRY OUR FLAMING SHIT AIDS BURGER for 39.99$ + tip
>fuck this I'm going home
>I get the ingredients to make my own cheeseburger
>tastes pretty close to the ones I got from mcdonalds
>serve some friends of mine my cheeseburgers because they like the taste
>get a cease and desist from mcdonalds
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>>334188316
i could but then i'd just have to buy food somewhere else, just because i'm pissed doesn't mean i want to waste time

besides the food was fine, it's not the food's fault it was packaged by an imbecile
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>>334188632
This is a far better analogy. it's still pretty shit, but MUCH better than OP.
It'd be more like a McGriddle and you embossed the M on top of it with every one you self-made.
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>>334188632
Pretty epic, but in your scenario the customer is wrong again because burger ingredients legally belong to McDonalds.

It's okay, I don't expect much out of the Spongebob generation.
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>>334184386
This is possibly the worst analogy I have ever seen, including all other food ones you people love to make.
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>>334188645
I figured that if you were willing to make that much of a fuss, you'd have been willing to sacrifice the food for the principle.
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>>334184386
why are you guys still talking about this, nobody came out with generic private server 125124281 yet?
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>>334184386

>meet OPs mom
>she's decently attractive but works as a prostitute
>whatever she needs money to feed her children, i am ok paying her in exchange for sex
>years go by and she is no longer that attractive, its at this point she should lower her rates (especially since i am a long time client of hers) but she cant because her neet son OP is becoming an increasingly heavy financial strain and most of her clients have found hotter, younger alternatives
>at this point i meet her daughter, OPs sister, who is much younger and sexier and looks like a younger version of her mom, making me nostalgic and quite horny
>turns out she is into me and will fuck me for free, so I stop going to her mom for sex (because lets face it, its her own fault shes still supporting her son's lazy fat ass and it is ruining her)
>OPs mom finds out I'm fucking her daughter and forces her to stop seeing me or she will be written out of the family and her will
>she tells me I just think I want her daughter but I actually don't
>now I just want to try and forget the painful memories of the good times I had with OPs sister but he keeps bringing it up by posting retarded food analogies on /v/ like the obese autist he is

Send help.
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>>334187663

>moralfags on 4chan

fucking blizzcucks kill yourselves
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>>334189260
undercooked toast
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>>334189415
It has nothing to do with morals, it's just facts. They broke the law. You're poor and breaking the law because you can't afford a $15 sub.
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>>334184386
A better analogy would be
>Hi welcome to /v/, can I take your thread?
>Yeah I'd like a /v/-culture thread
>Sorry sir, you can't have those threads here
>Well I'll try
>Banned for 14 days
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>>334189260

savage
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>>334189725
>can't afford a sub

It literally isn't about that at all. People don't wanna play modern garbage WoW. They wanna play the WoW they actually enjoyed and when Blizzard didn't roll around and shit the bed with Activision

Vanilla is commercially available for purchase nowhere
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>>334189725
Not him, but you're off.
By that logic, people are not allowed to experience older versions of World of Warcraft and that have to suck it up and try to "enjoy" modern current patch for $15 a month, or fuck off.
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>>334185084
Here's a shitty food analogy.

>Coke makes New Coke as a marketing tactic to get people to buy it.
>People don't like it not because of the taste, but because they have a connection with the original coke.
>Coke loses a ton of money over new coke and potential new customers here that new coke is bad and move on to drink Pepsi.
>Are forced to salvage and bring back an original coke recipe that eventually replaces new coke.
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>>334185792
10/10
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>>334189927
That's a really shitty drink analogy.
>Nothing has actually changed, just that they're calling it new
Vanilla is infinitely different from Modern WoW.
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>>334189871
That's a cop out. People play private servers because they're poor. They just get to choose which expansion pack they want to be poor in and then use that as an excuse for why they pirate, just like people who pirate any other game.
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>>334189905
>By that logic, people are not allowed to experience older versions of World of Warcraft
They sure are not, Blizzard can C&D any non-official server they want
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>>334190076
>That's a cop out because they're poor.
You are literally grasping at straws.
If Blizzard were to open a series of "Legacy" servers at different patch points and people DIDN'T resub, then you'd be correct. But as is, there's no other way to enjoy what they want. Just like it's impossible to play Bulletstorm on PC, cause GFWL is 100% broken, so if you actually want to play it, you gotta pirate.
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>>334190076
I'm sure a small minority of people play private servers because they are free

If what you were saying was completely true then nobody would care about Nost and they would just jump to (other private server) and not care

Also it's hardly pirating as the actual product no longer exists cocklord
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>>334190023
New coke actually did taste different from the original recipie and studies done by coke and subsequently other groups found that people thought that new coke tasted better, it's just that the connection people had the original coke made them prefer it more.
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>>334190082
That's also wrong. They can only cease and desist any entity that poses a threat to their sales using their product. Minor WoW servers, sub like 400 people or so, do not even pose a remote threat, are not running the Modern version, and are thus immune to C&D claims.
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>>334190196
You don't know what grasping at straws means.

>If Blizzard were to open a series of "Legacy" servers at different patch points and people DIDN'T resub, then you'd be correct.

I am correct. They *know* people wont pay which is why a classic server doesn't exist.
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What's up with all this rampant blizz shilling lately? Are they really that afraid of the shitstorm c&d'ing nostril caused?
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>>334190258
>If what you were saying was completely true then nobody would care about Nost and they would just jump to (other private server) and not care

Like what they're doing now.

The only reason they're so butthurt is because they've dumped many hours into that specific server.

Same thing would happen if they shut down some shitty WOTLK server.
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>>334187862
FUCKING SAVAGE
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>>334190356
>They *know* people won't pay
I'd love to see your source of how they KNOW what people want. No really.
Also,
>Google "Grasping at Straws"
>"to depend on something that is useless"
Okay, I was slightly off. I pictured it more of "you are grasping at things that have no factual basis." Apologies.
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Food analogies are common because everyone eats. It's one of the few things that is understood globally.

This particular one, however, is fucking retarded.
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>>334190356
Which is why over 150 thousand people play vanilla servers, right? No way any of those would pay to play on a legitimate vanilla server
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>>334185219
>Live in southern state
>Always Volcano Tacos
Feels good man.
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>>334184386
/v/ never fails to impress my with its retardation.

Congratulations OP
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>>334190519
According to Nost's stats, if 100% of active players (what do they even mean by active?) paid a monthly sub, that would only be a 2% increase on live.

Obviously 2% isn't even close to worth it for Blizzard or they would be running a classic server already.
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>>334184386
This is the single most retarded food analogy I've ever seen.
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>>334190732
Yeah, yeah. Gimme a minute, looking.
This is a surprisingly civil thread.
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> WoWfags still mad their nostalgia server was shut down
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>>334184386
That would imply that McDonalds were serving an uncooked McDouble at some point. /v/ and its retarded food analogies.
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>>334185084
>>Fine I'll make it myself

Private Servers don't "make" WoW themselves. They all take a MaNGOS core and work on it, trying to reimplement broken quests, broken scripts etc.
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>Jagex: you don't want old school servers
>private servers everywhere
>jagex battling with shutting them down
>finally get the hint
>poll it
>passes with flying colors
>old school runescape is now regarded as being better than current runescape

Funny how fucking jagex are better at making business deals than blizzard
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>>334190962
/thread
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>food analogies
You fat fuck. Didn't even read the rest of this pathetic OP.
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>>334190962
>yet another retarded Runescape faggot comparing the horrendous MMO that only nostalgiafags played with #1 MMO on the market for more than a decade
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>>334190962
>Game is dying
>Better implement classic servers as a last ditch effort to make money

Same thing Sony did with EQ. Thing is, WoW is still the top MMO, not even close to dead. It would be stupid to do it now.
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>>334191142
>you only play runescape because of nostalgia
Nice meme my man
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>take an old McDonalds recipe
>make it for my family and friends for free
>happen to make more friends because of this recipe
>McDonalds confiscates my kitchen
>makes the recipe illegal
>McDonalds also stops using this recipe
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>>334190958
>>Private Servers don't "make" WoW themselves. They all take a MaNGOS core and work on i
Who do you think made Mangos?
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>>334190962
They were fucking dumb anyways, all they needed to do was remove EoC as soon as the millions of complains started falling on them. Also the numbers pretty much told them what the problem was since the first day, with average players going form 150k to 30k
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>>334190962
runescape 2 twitch views and servers are more populated then runescape 3

they made such a mess

just like wow
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>>334191201
You also play it because it is free
I honestly don't see the reason why would anyone play Runescape post 2010
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>>334191181
>dying
Except it wasn't, Jagex as a company was growing pretty steadily during this period and was making more money at the time than back in 2007. Now they make a fuckload of money
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imagine being so fat you look at videogames and think of food
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>>334184569
Just like Blizzard banned all other MMOs right?
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>>334190962
Don't forget that Runescape Classic still exists.
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>>334191238
Just because someone stripped out a bare minimum core client of WoW doesn't mean they made WoW.
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>>334184386

>pay for warcraft vanilla
>support for warcraft vanilla ends
>ability to play a game you purchased is lost
>server opens up, offering to let you play your game again, waiving all support fee's for servers, customer support, moderation
>REV UP THOSE LAWSUITS! KIDS ARE TRYING TO PLAY THE GAMES THEY BOUGHT!
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>>334191242
I find it hilarious how the old-school team is mocking EOC. top tier banter

>>334191267
Eh, to each their own, rs3 has its own playerbase, nothing to complain about really, they're not running around being annoying cunts like the blizzard shills

>>334191287
>playing f2p
>grinding to buy bonds
lmao
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>>334189260
Brutal.
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>>334191415
>stripped out a bare minimum core client of WoW
Sorry, what? Mangos is server software, no one ever recreated the client or used any code from it. What are you even on about.
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>yfw food analogy
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>>334188165
Cuck whiteknight mods took over like 2 years ago.

I'm actually surprised those tumblrwhales only moved steven universe general to /trash/, because all /co/ belong there
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>Go to mcdonalds for breakfast, eat a sausage mcmuffin
>Go to mcdonalds for lunch and ask for another sausage mcmuffin
>When they refuse I jump the counter and steal the sausage patties from the fridge
>Say that I already paid for a mcmuffin in the morning so it's not stealing
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>>334191447
>>REV UP THOSE LAWSUITS! KIDS ARE TRYING TO PLAY THE GAMES THEY BOUGHT!

You're not fucking serious, are you? Have you ever read the WoW EULA, by chance? Nostalrius servers aren't hosted by Blizzard, nor did you buy WoW from Nostalrius.
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>>334191395
>RSC has currently ~600 players online
Fucking what
Thought it would be like 100 at most
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>>334191572
>comparing goods to services
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>>334191614
>Have you ever read the WoW EULA, by chance?
EULA is not a legal document.
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>>334191292
Yes it was.
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>food analogies aren't allowed meme
For what purpose?
Just throwing 'fallacy' around stopped working?
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>>334191701
You can't equate food to software as a service.
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>>334191614

>go to store
>pay 60$ for World of Warcraft
>what did I pay 60$ for? The right to pay to a monthly service?
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>>334184386
Imagine being so fat all your examples are about food.
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>>334191680
A EULA is a contract between two entities entailing the right to use a software. It's a legalright in every sense you motherfucking burgercuck.
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>>334191680
Not him, but
>End-User License Agreement isn't a legal document
>A document legally giving you the license to play a game is not a legal document
HOW. DO. YOU. BREATH. AIR.
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>>334191680
It's a legal contract that only becomes invalid when it clashes with the laws of wherever you're living you fat retard.
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>>334191823
Literally yes
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>>334191415
oh wow another asshole on /v/ trying to look like he knows what hes talking about. get the fuck out faggot
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>>334185219
>implying there's anything at Taco Bell that doesn't taste like ass
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>People ITT think going to the store and buying a CD/DVD gives them the legal right to do whatever they wish with the contents

And here I thought 4chan was 18+
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>>334191624
>tfw can log into veteran server
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>Americans using food analogies

It's like poetry but for fat people.
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>>334191823
IT'S A FUCKING GAME THAT HAS A SUBSCRIBTION FEE
HOLY FUCK YOU CAN'T BE THIS DUMB
YOU CAN'T
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>>334191923
What is cheesy gordita crunch, bacon club chalupa, chicken & steak quesadilla
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>>334191572
>Go to mcdonalds for breakfast, eat a sausage mcmuffin
>Go to mcdonalds for lunch and ask for another sausage mcmuffin
>They refuse, so I go home and make my own
>Each day make a couple extra as well and sell them to my friends at cost
>Mcdonalds busts down my door & demands I stop making mcmuffins or they'll take my house and rape my wife
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>>334191983
>Go to Walmart
>Buy Ted Nugent Buck Knife
>Stab someone to death with it
>WOOOOOW WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME I OWN THIS KNIFE FUCKING TED NUGENT KEKS
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>>334191683
If they were, how come they started new game projects, hired new staff and invested large sums into expanding RS3?
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>>334186212
>you will never have this again
>they tried to replace it with the shitty frito burrito
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>>334192041

From a sensible standpoint, the 60$ pricetag is what you pay in compensation for them developing the contents of the game, the world, bosses, characters. The subscription fee is what you pay for the service; the servers, the support personnel, the ability to connect with other players.
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>Play Castlevania for the NES
>It's pretty fun and enjoyable
>One day you feel like playing it
>It's gone
>There are no copies of Castlevania 1 anywhere in the world
>They've all been replaced by Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest
>The core gameplay is kinda-sorta there but ultimately it's a colossal step down but you have no choice because the original updated itself
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>>334191882
Why would you need a "license" to play a game? Your rights are implicit, not explicit.
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>>334192089
So Nostalrius was coded from scratch ey? Weird I thought they used Blizzard assets.
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>>334192175
Because the game was dying.

Jesus fucking christ, just how dumb are you?
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>>334192204
No, I pay a subscription fee to not have to deal with poorfags.
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>>334191871
Where exactly did you sign this contract and did you negotiate the terms of it with the other party?
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>Buy WoW
>The box is soggy
>Take it back to the counter, ask for a refund
>Cashier says he can't give me a refund but will give me a free drink refill
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>>334192204
>B-BUT ONE GUY LITERALLY HOSTED HIS OWN SERVER FOR FREE
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>>334192240
It clearly fucking wasn't. The player base was steady as fuck and they were making bank. If it was dying, why the fuck isn't it dead right now? The game didn't improve one fucking bit you fucktard
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>>334191770
That's a problem with comparing goods and services, not with food analogies themselves.

>go driving
>got drunk, so drive into oncoming traffic and end with vehicular manslaughter
>WOW POST YFW NIGGERS GO DRIVING
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>>334192305
>>Where exactly did you sign this contract
Have you even played WoW before?
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>food analogy
Why do people keep making them?
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>>334192219
What Blizzard assets do you think have to be used in coding a server emulator? The only assets are part of the client, which is not used by the server developers, but the end user, who has a perfectly legal right to use it as he sees fit.
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>>334186624
Protip: the label on the right was added later in photoshop. the original was for posts containing the word "tumblr".
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>>334192373

it irritates people

troll culture is very chic
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>>334192218
>Your rights are implicit, not explicit
You don't have an implicit right to play games legally owned by other people, they explicitly give you this right in exchange for your money, via a EULA.
Because you are the end-user.
The chain of events leading to the creation and usage of the product (game) ends at you, the end-user.
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>>334192373
Because they're convenient and most people can relate to them even if they're terribly flawed.
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>>334192305

If you wanted to negotiate terms you should have called them.

Just because you agreed to something without reading it doesn't let you off the hook.
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>>334192219
Nostalrius is entirely coded by scratch.
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>>334192398
>Has a perfectly legal right to use it as he sees fit
Except that's completely wrong. You can only use it in accordance with the license agreement you agreed to.
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>>334192305
>Where did you negotiate the terms
You agreed to the terms laid out by the company when you clicked "I agree" on that screen with all the words.
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>>334192373
Because Americans are fat and dumb.
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>>334192339
Do humanity a favor and drink bleach.
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>>334192219
The server-side software is, yes. All the copyrighted content (Game world, NPCs, mobs, items, etc.) resides in the client on the end-user's computer.
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>Get my drivers licence
>Drive on the wrong side of the road
>"Woah officer, I OWN this licence, I didn't agree to drive on the right side of the road."
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>>334186624
>/lit/ that high
Wow I know it's shit but I would've never guessed it's this serious.
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>>334186624
>all the faggots responding who don't know that the "algorithm" is made up bait
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>>334192460
>>You don't have an implicit right to play games legally owned by other people,
You in fact do have all the rights to everything you can imagine, except the things specifically restricted and enumerated by various laws applicable to you in a specific time and space.
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I only played Nostalrius until level 40 but I seriously wish death on all Blizzard fanboys
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>>334192609
>get so assblasted he goes for ad hominems
You're a fucking idiot. If the game was dying then, it would be dying or be dead by now. releasing OSRS doesn't make RS3 better
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>>334184485
my sides
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>>334192687
Same. The ganking and corpse camping got way too excessive around level 30 to 40. And I didn't want to reroll on the PvE server so I just kinda gave up.
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>>334192560
I don't understand this, how could I have agreed to terms forced upon me after the sale of a product? No one asked me to sign anything when they sold me the game box.

Oh right, I live in a country that actually values the human over the corporation, so things like that are unenforceable and considered ridiculous.
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>>334192610
The server software contains Blizzard code and assets. I've used it for my own server.
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>>334192630
>driving analogies
Post YFW
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>>334192743
There is no ad hominem because there was no argument. There are only facts:

1. The game was dying
2. You're retarded
3. You drinking bleach would better humanity
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>>334192797
>Oh right, I live in a country that actually values the human over the corporation, so things like that are unenforceable and considered ridiculous.
Ok. That doesn't change how most of the software operates
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>>334184386
holy fuck, piss off
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>>334192671
>You have the rights to anything you can image, except what is restricted
And guess what, those EULA explicitly restrict what you can do. Laws in place across first and most 2nd world countries include protections of copyrights, which include video games, which you must agree to an end-user license agreement, either in the form of starting the game or (if it's a more extensive EULA beyond the usual stuff, that can't be outlined in a hundred lines or less) by clicking the "I Agree" button on an End-User License Agreement page.
You literally just agreed with me.
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>>334192797
>>Oh right, I live in a country that actually values the human over the corporation, so things like that are unenforceable and considered ridiculous.

So you live in a 3rd world shithole? Cool.
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>>334192823
>>The server software contains Blizzard code
How was this imaginary code obtained from Blizzard's servers? Did a ninja break into the production room and get hold of a backup tape?
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>>334184386
how much are they paying you?
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>>334192903
Game wasn't dying because nothing saved it from dying. And any personal attack is an ad hominem my dudeboy
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>/v/ actually, honestly, literally fucking arguing about EULAs

What the actual fuck?
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>>334192946
>And guess what, those EULA explicitly restrict what you can do.
I restrict you from reading this post unless you pay me six billion shekels. Now what.
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>It's like a McDouble by old school recipe
>We don't make that anymore
>Someone found the old school recipe and hands out McDoubles for free
>Mcdonalds shuts them down and Mcdonalds fanboys jump around like monkeys content that you can't enjoy your favorite burger, insist that you never enjoyed it in the first place and want you to pay up for the new version which has a thin layer of shit in it
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>>334192954
Even shitholes have a more sensible justice system than America.
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>>334192319
Goddamnit dad
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>>334188645

>muh ketchup

You really need to learn to pick your battles. Maybe if they charged you for something you didn't get or put something on your food you can't eat.
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>"I'd like to adopt that child from 8 years ago"
>"Okay here he is"
>"That's not the same child
>"He grew up"
>"Okay, guess I'll remake him"
>Kidnaps a child
>Gives them surgery against their will
>Forces them to act like the original kid
>Spergs out that he gets arrested for bding a piece of shit

Fuck off retards, it was the wrong thing to do. If Blizzard thought it was good to have legacy servers, then they would. Nobody actually wants them, they just wanted to pirate WoW for free.
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>>334193068
As an American I agree.
I wish our cops could gun down dindus and not get roasted about it.
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>>334192797
>I never agreed to it anything before buying the game box
All game boxes nowadays come with a fine-print detail on the back stating you agree to the end-user license agreement to play this game, which can either be found at (site) or in the game on first startup.
Just because you didn't know doesn't mean you're immune to the law.
And where do you live that a EULA is considered unenforceable?
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>>334184485
lel
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>>334193234
>>All game boxes nowadays come with a fine-print detail on the back stating you agree to the end-user license agreement to play this game
So did my post, >>334193043
where's my money honey?
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Are Blizzard shills being paid for this, or are they just fanboys?

Lots of samefags here looking at the Unique IP count, indicative of shilling
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>>334193197
you think you're right, but you're not.
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>>334193214
>in America those cops would be on CNN for a month
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>>334193063
Doesn't work.

The recipe isn't protected by law, while Blizzards game is.
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>>334193043
Kay, I just read your post. Now enforce your requirement and take 6 billion "shekels" from me.
You are not a legally binding entity, you are simply shitting on an imageboard.
Blizzard is a company that enforces its legal contracts and copyrights, which is the whole point of this conversation.
Blizzard WILL take you to court/arbitration if you break their agreement (beyond simply meeting the requirements for an account termination/ban) and they become aware of it, they have a bevy of lawyers on staff to kick your shit in.
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>>334186782
this
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>>334193214
They were good boys. They were just taking that money to pay off their student debts.
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>>334193214
brazil?
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>>334188165
Some faggot autistic over sensitive mod that goes by niggerwood or some such ruined it
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Big changes in Legion.
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>>334193197
>It's wrong to protect your property when you're a big company
>It's okay to steal when it's for the people

Bernie supporter detected

You're all a bunch of hypocrites.
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>>334193342
>>All game boxes nowadays come with a fine-print detail on the back stating you agree to the end-user license agreement to play this game
>So did my post
I use my "Enhance" power to zoom in.
There is no fine-print and no location of your EULA. Care to try again?
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