>it doesn't work

>writes; i dont have a mic on notepad
>clearly can hear him breathing

>types extremely slowly
>deletes entire sentences to fix one mistake

>video is nine minutes long
>actual fix takes you under ten seconds to implement once you know what it is

>cinematic 3fps
>windows xp
>cursor highlighted
>no more space on the desktop

>video starts
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>64 point text
>notepad not maximized
>has to delete the line after half a dozen words to continue typing

>makes a typo every other word
>strenuously backspaces every mistake no matter how minor
>types at under fifty wpm regardless

>the fix is a megaupload link

>greentext thread
>whoa nice

>>333934498
>the fix is a password locked rar that requires you to do 3 surveys

>"heres a link to the fix"
>"http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BGLNK4U"
>the link isn't in the description
>you have to type it by hand

>default windows xp wallpaper
>taskbar riddled with cyber AIDS
>desktop full of random bloatware

>>333934586
>the link is for ants
>have to go to fullscreen to get a good look at it

>>333934725
>Settings:
>Quality:
>240p

>>333934934
>try to see if someone has posted the link in the comments
>no comments

>he actually has a mic
>his voice is so high only dogs can hear it

>the guide has that black and white movie effect
>star transition
>lens flare