ITT: Your favorite GTA random NPC quotes
>WHATS HAPPENIN HOMEBOOOYYY
Does it make anybody else uncomfortable to play as black people in video games?
>>333917981
>Ugh, back off loser.
Oh wait, quote from a video game?
I TOLD MYSELF "MARIO, TAKE IT EASY"
>I'm outta bullets!
>Don't worry, I got extra!
>>333918023
Can't say it makes me feel uncomfortable. Must be a "you" problem.
>>333917981
CHEESY VAGINA!
"You're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit."
>>333917981
Anything the fat gay dudes said in either III or Vice City, can't remember which. I think it was III.
>>333918023
Lol no
But youre definitely a white/whitemexican kid in their early 20s based on that post
STURROIDS MAKE YA DICK DO WHAT?
FUCK ME IN THE ASS
Anything the fat cops in GTA IV say
>>333918023
the fuck?
I SMOKE CUZ IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE
>>333917981
HONK MEANS GET THE HELL ON MAN
THEM WHITE BOYS HAD ME ON CRYSTAL METH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye0wpLQvEVg&nohtml5=False
>>333918274
Lol and you're definitely an SJW based on your post.
Basically unironically saying "YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!"
So, you wish to become a warrior?
You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength!
Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn!
The warrior's path shall bring you back!
Would you like to spar with your master?
My mothers my sister!
I HATE THAT WOMAN!
YOU DID WHAT?!
BEEP BEEP GOTTA MOVE
>>333918023
I hate niggers and I love GTA SA
CJ NOOOOOO!!
CJ, awwwwwwwwwwwww my dog!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSt1ptsOjL0
>>333918023
I hate playing as a nigger, I tolerate it in San Andreas because at least the game is a realistic depiction of what it's like to be a nigger but why are there niggers in scifi games or movies?
EYY WHATCHU NEED WHATCHU NEED
>Press up to reply positively
>Press down to reply negatively
One day, I want to fight a gorilla.
I GOTTA LAY OFF THE PILLS, I'M SEEIN SHIT
*Farts loudly*
HOLY MACARONI!
>>333917981
>"I'll drill your ass"
Guess the ped.
>>333917981
STONED WIT A.. STONE COLD JAB
https://youtu.be/zQu1AjCr4sU
ylyl
>YOU SPENT CLOTHES MONEY ON CRACK, HUH.
>Well why don't you go and join the line to bang your mama!
My parents hated this game.
Them white boys had me on crystal meth
How far am I into the game when I just finished the Zero missions and started some Woozie missions?
>>333919247
0:29-0:31 IN THE LOO
GIB ME DAT GRIP
>>333918820
This.
I work as a Detroit Medic and niggers are a problem I face daily. Can't stand those nogs.
But everything about GTA SA is amazing, including all the nigs nogging it up. One of my overall favorite games, including story/characters.
WHO WANTS TO EAT MY WEINER
>>333919343
Carl...learn...to....fly...
>>333919359
Vindaloo
Friendly reminder that PS2 San Andreas was 10x better than V's San Andreas
Just imagine if they had used the blueprint of the original SA and made it bigger instead of trashing two of the cities
>>333919359
Do you have fucking ears?
>>333918907
Why wouldnt it?
>>333919635
>He didn't find the sunken ruins of Fierro
>You like my ass, always holdin' up shit
Based 12 Jersey guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-XdudcFJo&nohtml5=False
>>333919701
Do you think it's realistic that niggers went to space? Niggers can't even feed themselves, even in America where the niggers have so much privilege they haven't made any significant contributions outside of raising the murder rate of America to such a high level that smug European liberals will make fun of them not realising they're actually making fun of the niggers in America.
MO MONEY MO PRABREM
>If I shoot him, do I get a medal?
>You'll get two!
All you had to do was follow the damn train Cj!
>>333918369
This, particukarly because the audio is mixed well and hearing a muffled "FUCK ME IN THE ASS" in the distance is great
>>333920606
kek,
SHOOT THE ASSHOLE
"I'M TRYING, I'M TRYING"
SHOOT HIM JUST SHOOT HIM
WHY DO I HAVE TO SHOOT HIM?
BECAUSE I AM A PACIFIST SHOOT HIM!!
>>333918518
and you're basically saying
"YOU'RE A FUCKING SJW!"
>>333918023
>>333918820
>>333918907
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DO I FIT IN YET GUYS
I'm going to kill this guy!
JUST MAKE SURE ITS THE RIGHT GUY THIS TIME!
>>333920451
>every black person is poor and not educated
jfc do you have fox news being pumped into your bloodstream?
>>333920917
Quit acting like a little bitch, everyone I know has been saying nigger since we even learnt what the word is. It's normal in most of the world to say nigger instead of Ugandan-American or whatever bullshit you've come up with.
>>333920917
/pol/ spillover
>>333920983
Fox News is not in my country buddy :-)
>>333921013
DUDE EDGY FAGGOT LMAO
I DIDN'T ASK YOUR SISTER OUT MAN
WHAT HARDWARE WE GOT
YOU DID WHAT
FORGET ABOUT IT MARIO
HEY HEY ITS MR T
If the character is well written why should I care? Edgy teens filled with rage over their mother fucking Tyrone up in here damn.
>>333921304
>DUDE BUZZWORDS LMAO
>>333919263
>I SMOKE BECAUSE IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE.
>>333919727
wha. what?
>>333921595
He was using buzzwords? You hypocritical faggot
>>333918518
Dont put words in my mouth, cunt.
Im a white male, youre just a beta bitch whos afraid of getting cucked by blackie so you feel intimidated
You asked, no skin off my scrote.
>>333917981
I THOUGHT SHE WAS MY SECOND COUSIN
>>333917981
>CHEESY VAGINAS
>>333918023
You're a bitch Lmao
Reptilian death ray, gotta be!
When is that damn delivery service going TO GET HERE
AW FU- DAMN
>>333922017
>I'm still waiting to hear back from burger shot
Wow this is the only line I remember from modern GTA games.
>>333918023
i loved SA and i still do
theniggerin GTA V is so boring but michael and trevor are based BASED
IN THE NAVY!
I fucking love every GTA up to V. They all had so much charm and personality and then V shit on the series in a way I didn't think Rockstar could. What a shame.
>>333918902
oh man i miss the technology
>>333918468
came to post this
Say good night mr diaz
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
I GOT SHIT TO DO TODAY
>>333918902
Fuck, I hadn't seen that in a while. Still amazing.
>>333918130
These guys are probably the single thing that sticks in my head about Vice City above all the others and make it my favourite.
INBRED DICKWAD
SHE'S ALWAYS GIVING ME A HARD TIME
Fat CJ best CJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhYVpW7pj0
LICKY STICKY BUMBUMThe lack of reoccurring NPCs like this is one of the big reasons V doesn't feel as alive
>>333925037
>14 minutes of fat-specific VO
I wish Rockstar would put this kind of interactive detail into a protagonist again.
WHEN I FIND THAT CHIHUAHUA I'M GONNA KILL IT
>>333920917
nigger
MY MOTHER'S MY SISTER
I SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE
SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC
*RAMBLINGS OF ANGRY TRIAD*
>>333919343
Halfway about to get to the cool shit.
WELL DONE, YOU CAUGHT A FAT BASTARD.
