Usually, /v/ gives massive spoilers for any big game coming out, so I'd just like to thank you for not doing that with dark souls 3. It means alot to me, thanks
>huuuuur I want you to spoile the game because lel thread
Literally kill yourself
Also I drop my cum on the cosplay
*hides thread*
LUNA IS A ROBOT
TENMYOUJI IS JUNPEI
SIGMA IS ZERO
THEY'VE BEEN ON THE MOON THE WHOLE TIME
You were a cat the whole time
final boss is every undead who linked the flame
>>333878583
Who's the demon of semen on the right?
>>333878583
shit gets cursed
all your friends go hollow
>implying I've seen anything about DS3
>implying I'm not 100% correct
>>333879256
Thats a man baby!
>caring about story in Souls games
literally why
>>333879376
Now I have to know.
>>333879256
OnlyAfro is his name
>>333878583
What is there to spoil in a souls game?
There is no lore in that shit
>>333879505
Only afro
>>333879536
Bullshit.
>>333878583
Aeris dies
Kalas is a bad guy
Dahlia has a twin
Akane is Zero
Tidus is a dream
Tidus dies again and Yuna has sex with his corpse
Trump is the new president
i wonder how he got rid of all his acne and rounded his jaw so well.
>>333879593
>There is no lore in that shit
confirmed for retarded autist who doesnt pay attention to what NPC's says
>>333878583
Are those two doing anOnlyAfrocosplay?
>>333878583
>dark souls
>story
Top pep
The Boreal Valley is Anor Londo.
You visit Izalith again.
Quelana found the Fair Lady and died right beside her.
Gwyndolin was eaten by a gooey mass called Aldrich.
Yuria works for Kaathe.
The Soul of Cinder is the final boss.
Gwyn's eldest son is the Nameless King.
Gwyn had another daughter named Yorshka.
Gwynevere is the Queen of Lothric.
Lothric was manipulated by "angels" who took the form ofwinged serpents
Pro tip:Frampt most likely manipulated the Lothric royals
>>333879689
>i wonder how he got rid of all his acne and rounded his jaw so well.
you got pics of OnlyAfro? post 'em. no legs pls.
>>333879707
>he thinks dark souls has any kind of lore
nice try reddit
>>333879798
I dont follow any of this shit, but desu I only played 1.
>>333879801
no. no pics, just general assumption. i get that not every guy in their 20s fall to shit like that, but it's not uncommon, you know.
KASPAR HAUSER IS KEVIN SPACEY
DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER
SENATOR PALPATINE IS A SITH LORD
ROSEBUD IS THE NAME OF HIS SLED
NORMAN BATES DRESSES UP AND PRETENDS HE'S HIS MOM
THE PLANET OF THE APES WAS ACTUALLY EARTH ALL ALONG
HE SEES DEAD PEOPLE
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
IN MASS EFFECT 3 YOU CAN DESTROY ALL ORGANICS, MERGE WITH THE REAPERS, OR MERGE ALL ORGANICS WITH SYNTHETICS
TYLER DURDEN IS A SPLIT PERSONALITY OF THE NARRATOR
IN FALLOUT 4 YOUR SON IS THE VILLAIN
SEPHIROTH KILLS AERITH
YOU ARE REVAN
SCOTT SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER
ATLAS IS ACTUALLY FRANK FONTAINE, HE WAS BRAINWASHING YOU BY SAYING WOULD YOU KINDLY
THE WORLD OF ASSASSIN'S CREED IS A VIRTUAL SIMULATION
JOHN MARSTON DIES
METAL GEAR SOLID 2 IS A SIMULATION OF METAL GEAR SOLID 1 CREATED BY THE PATRIOTS
KESSLER IS ACTUALLY A FUTURE VERSION OF COLE SENT BACK IN TIME
ROBB STARK, JOFFREY, EDDARD STARK, AND TYWIN ALL DIE
ADACHI IS THE KILLER
JUNKO WAS BEHIND EVERYTHING
SAMUS IS A WOMAN
JAMES KILLED HIS WIFE
YOU WERE ACTUALLY A CAT ALL ALONG
GUY PEARCE KILLS HIS OWN WIFE BY INJECTING HER WITH TOO MUCH INSULIN, HE INTENTIONALLY MAKES HIMSELF FORGET ABOUT IT
THE ALIENS ARE WEAK AGAINST WATER
THERE NEVER WAS AN AARON, ROY WAS ONLY PRETENDING THAT HE HAD A SPLIT PERSONALITY TO FOOL EVERYONE
SAM WAS NEVER RESCUED AT THE END OF BRAZIL
HIS WIFE'S HEAD IS IN THE BOX
THE VILLAGE IS IN MODERN TIMES, EVERYONE IS DRESSED IN COSTUMES
DAE-SU WAS HAVING SEX WITH HIS DAUGHTER THE ENTIRE TIME WITHOUT REALIZING IT
YOU ARE STRELOK
SUPER MARIO BROS 2 WAS ALL A DREAM
THE GREEK GODS ARE ACTUALLY ANCIENT ALIENS
THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT IS THE FINAL BOSS
THE ENTIRE PLOT WAS ONE ELABORATE BIRTHDAY PRANK
SHE'S HER SISTER AND HER DAUGHTER
REALITY AS WE KNOW IT IS ACTUALLY THE DREAM OF A SLEEPING GOD
REZNOV WAS DEAD ALL ALONG
ALL OF YOUR PARTY MEMBERS WERE YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS
MILLER IS LIQUID IN DISGUISE
OCELOT WAS HYPNOTIZING HIMSELF THE ENTIRE TIME
THE TITANIC HITS AN ICEBERG
>>333880003
DaSIII is a direct sequel to I.
>>333879906
>I can't put the pieces together! I'm retarded!!!!
Literally you.
O BRIEN IS A TRAITOR, WINSTON GETS BRAINWASHED TO LOVE BIG BROTHER
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL
THERE NEVER WERE ANY DRUIDS
YOU MANIPULATED YOUR FORMER LOVER IN ONE OF YOUR PAST LIVES TO SERVE YOU FOR ETERNITY
THE STING WAS ACTUALLY AN ELABORATE PLOT TO DECEIVE THE COPS, NOBODY DIED
YOU ARE THE CHILD OF BHAAL, SAREVOK AND IMOEN ARE YOUR SIBLINGS
TETRA IS ZELDA
MR ORANGE IS THE UNDERCOVER COP
SHEIK IS ZELDA
GABRIEL BECOMES DRACULA IN MODERN TIMES
RICARDO NEVER KILLED ISIDORO, HE IMPRISONED HIM FOR DECADES IN A CAGE
THERE IS NO HOPE IN PANDORA'S BOX, IT WAS IN KRATOS THE WHOLE TIME
CEREZA IS BAYONETTA AS A CHILD
AMY DUNNE FRAMED HER HUSBAND
THE TAXI DRIVER IS CAINE
JOCASTA IS OEDIPUS' MOM
YOUR SENSEI WAS THE VILLAIN ALL ALONG. HE WAS TEACHING YOU A MARTIAL ART WITH A SPECIFIC WEAKNESS ONLY HE COULD EXPLOIT.
RAGNAR IS THROWN IN A PIT OF SNAKES BY AELLA
THE MASKED MAN IS LUCAS' BROTHER
YOU WERE ACTUALLY THE MEDIC
FATHER COMSTOCK IS BOOKER IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY
JOHN KONRAD WAS DEAD THE ENTIRE TIME
DR JEKYLL IS MR HYDE
DANGLARS GET KIDNAPPED BY LUIGI VAMPA AND ENDS UP BANKRUPT. VILLEFORT GOES INSANE AFTER HIS WIFE POISONS HIS SON AND HERSELF. FERNAND COMMITS SUICIDE.
GEORGE SHOOTS LENNIE
THE GNOMES KIDNAPPED HUMANS AND BRED THEM WITH ORCS TO MAKE HALF ORCS TO SERVE AS THEIR BODYGUARDS
THE VAULTS WERE EXPERIMENTS TO TEST CONDITIONS FOR SPACE COLONIZATION
AMANDA WAS KIDNAPPED BY MORRIGAN FREEMAN TO GIVE HER A BETTER HOME
EVERYONE GETS TURNED INTO PRIMORDIAL SOUP. SHINJI AND ASUKA ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO SURVIVE
ALPHA PROTOCOL BETRAYS YOU
JOHN KRAMER IS JIGSAW
TIDUS IS A DREAM
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
YOU WERE ACTUALLY A 7 YEAR OLD CLONE OF YOUR RIVAL
LANCE VANCE BETRAYS YOU
BIG SMOKE BETRAYS YOU
ANSEM IS ACTUALLY XEHANORT IN DISGUISE, DIZ IS THE REAL ANSEM
ELI IS A VAMPIRE
SHEOGORATH IS JYGGALAG
ROGOZHIN KILLS NASTASYA, MYSHKIN GOES INSANE
FAYE IS A ROBOT HUMAN HYBRID
THE PRECURSORS ARE ALL OTTSELS
JUDAS BETRAYS JESUS
>>333880052
now I want names for all the shit I don't recognize
>>333880081
>I like make a story from random fart noises
Literally you.
>>333880225
>Judas betrays Jesus
Spoiler that shit son
>>333878583
>>333880357
>>333880225
Some of these are pretty good.
>>333880081
>I can put together deliberately vague generic shit and make up a rich story for them!
>>333880052
>Reznov was dead
no body senpai
>>333878583
>Not named "OnlyAfro gets slammed by a Giant D"
One job.
>>333879679
no bullshit, he went for a con at the states and cosplayed as Harumi
Seriously, what type of dumbfuck goes into a thread like this? I'm covering the screen right now other than this text box. Get out while you can
>>333880052
>THE ENTIRE PLOT WAS ONE ELABORATE BIRTHDAY PRANK
Shit, I know this one, the guy falls through a glass ceiling right?
What's the damn film...
>>333878583
Wow onlyafro is hot af. I'm not even a little gay but I'd fuck him like there was no tomorrow.
>>333881746
>I'm not even a little gay but I'd fuck him like there was no tomorrow.
Pretty sure that makes you bi. Bi favouring women, but bi nonetheless.
>>333882042
I disagree. I like the ladies.
>>333881746
bro u are gay u fucking fag how does wanting to fuck a guy make you not gay
>>333881708
it's a Micheal Douglas film. can't remember the name though
>>333882161
>I like the ladies.
Never said you didn't, but you also like this guy.
>>333882293
it's not gay unless your balls touch
>>333882314
Yeah, that's the one, but I can't think of what it's actually called.
I'll just Google "That one Michael Douglas film where it's a hoax to make him appreciate life" later.
>>333882445
haha tf u gay af bro
>>333882445
This.
>>333882646
I'm not gay but I am starting to get quite angry with you.
>>333878583
Disgusting.
>>333882578
Well aren't you mature, bringing back old memes.
>>333882779
haha gay boy mad af hahaha
>>333882779
Would you fuck that guy you said you'd fuck?
>>333882937
Yes. In a second.
>>333883038
You are aware that you as a man, fucking another man, would be partaking in a homosexual act?
>>333883138
I don't follow. He's wearing a dress.
>>333883038
haha fag hahaha
>>333878583
How can you even spoil a dark souls game unless you're literally watch a playthrough of the game to find out the layout of the areas? I thought the story in these games wasn't important.
