>watching porn
>intro is horse steppingREAL MIAMI HOURS
What kind of porn has Sun Araw music?
>>333683149
curious about this too.
>Character
>Level
>Song
>Weapon
>Fan
I could totally go for a HM3.
HM1 was amazing, while HM2 was slightly less so but still good.
They're like really really tasty appetizers,(yes, here comes the food analogy)and now I'm about ready for another one.
>>333682035
Nigga post the link so I can laugh and maybe fap if its good enough.
>>333683775
Wait for Midnight Animal.
Rite...
>>333684164
Fuck that looks good. And it SOUNDS even better.
I am ready.9
>>333682035
>watching porn
>decide to mute the sound for fun
>play this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JflsBihO_MQ
>>333682035
>>333684482
HM2 goes surprisingly well with porn.
is there any other game with similar soundtrack?
>>333684710
Blood Dragon?
incestflix dot com
my fuckin nigga
>>333684482
>not the original version of sexualizer with the moans
>>333688548
Exactly famiglia all they need is a damn search engine and I could masturbate perpetually
Also where else could I go to find people who simultaneously appreciate incest porn and the HM OST? It would be humiliating to admit to enjoying either publicly
>>333690023
I usually hide my powerlevel when I'm not in my room, close friends, or >gf, and even then I can't bear to fully immerse those I love in some of the weird media I consume
That said, Hydrogen and Roller Mobster go on all of my hype playlists
so did they ever release the map editor or did they bamboozle me?
>>333691617
>Living is so fucking weird.
True that, dude.
I don't want a level editor ever again.It's trash.
>>333691564
They did and it's too little too late, its fun for like an hour then you've done everything
Srs though, I want to see this porn with HM music, you've got me curious now.I cam girl dance nude to the Mass Effect 2 club music, I don't remember what the name of the song was
>>333691617
It's not so much a fear of being found out anymore. Normies have been peeling back the layers for a while now, and though most of them still don't step out of their comfort zones themselves, they're generally more tolerant of open weirdos.
That said, there's no going back to being normal once you out yourself. You can't get by as "that guy who is kinda off but still generally agreeable." I'd rather just feed my schizoid tendencies in private with another anon who also likes when his incest porn opens with chill vidya music.
>>333692119
see
>>333686081
It's featured in the opener of every one of their (relatively new) videos
>>333683379
>making corey cute
She was a sociopath just like the rest of them, she would feel no love or compassion for anyonethat said this pic makes me feel sad she's dead, in the most retarded way too
>>333692660
>guro
Nice.
>>333693112
She's HLM2's Don Juan.
That makes her the least sociopathic by default.
Used to be mad that this game allowed normies to hear Sun Araw but then saw some indie game put les rallizes denude in it and focused on being mad about that instead. Gamers ruin everything they touch
>>333693342
Fuck now I want to protect that zebra maskbut I can't
>>333693342
Tony was the least sociopathic. He was just out there for the challenge and thrill of killing, like a hunter. It was the others who were incapable of feeling for others. He is the only one in the group who approaches their raids like someone who is about to kill people while the rest treat it like they would a change of venue during a night out.
>>333693687
Especially if you compare her to Mark and Tony. Those guys were bros.
>>333691371
My >gf now specifically requests the HM2 soundtrack when we want something to bang to.
>>333694775
Which tracks? Trying to compile a sex soundtrack that doesn't blatantly sound like a sex soundtrack, mite b cool
>>333695320
New Wave Hookers is a favorite.
Blizzard and Sexualizer are popular too.
>>333695320
Remorse fits surprisingly well
>>333693768
Kind of how I feel about the whole thing. Tony feels the most professional, if that makes sense?
He would have had better work as a hitman or something.
>>333693768
Didn't Ash have a justice boner or something? He always talks about going after scumbags.
>>333695320
Run.
It encapsulates my sex life.
>>333693112
>implying she isn't already cute.
>>333695750
>>333695920
>>333696186
Will try and start new thread with results after a while, thanks anons
>>333696539
make sure you post a link in this one if it's still alive when you do
>>333696109
I consider that to be a part of their fixation with Jacket rather than a legitimate part of their agenda. Now Detective Pardo, that's a real man of cunning and principle.
>>333696625
This is a long term project, check back around May 9 or so
is there any place that sells actual decent animal masks? all the one's I'm seeing are shit
>>333696374
Huge dong noses are cute, yes
>>333686081
Shit, man. Just spent an hour fapping to some POV cousin vid on there. Good stuff.
Posting bestest detective
You think any of the characters survived the nuke?
The only one who I think might of would be jacket, and that's a heavy maybe. Jails are solid concrete buildings, which are often the only ones that survive a nuke from the pictures I've seen of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
>>333697620
you'll get a free, high-quality animal mask of your choice by just for signing up to our newsletter free of charge :^)
>>333693112
A sociopath can bond with others and feel compassion, it's just very hard for them to do.
>>333693535
spehs funeral is not really what I'd call a 'normie' game, stop being so touchy
>>333698443
Biker of course. He made his way inland after telling his story to Evan because "he could be killed just for being in Miami."
>>333698959
he already looked like trash in HM2.
Who was the person he saw on the dessert that scared him? I never got that part.
>>333693535
Who the fuck are you to say people aren't entitled to hear music? Are you Sun Araw's gate keeper or something, faggot?
>>333682035
Horse stepping is literally the best song of all of hotline miami. I still listen to it all the time. Choosing it as intro theme was pretty much a perfect call.
You have incestflix(dotcom) bookmarked too OP. Don't lie, I know.
>>333699089Richard
>>333699089
It was probably just some subconscious desires eating away at him. Culprit always returns to the scene of the crime. He did kill like 50 people in Miami, after all.
>>333698443
Hotline miami 3 will be Jacket's Excellent Wasteland Adventure
Bump for fucking Hotline Miami and the least queer thread on /v/ right now.
>>333699551
Now I feel dumb for not reaching that conclussion
>>333699560
Makes total sense forRichardto appear to him then. I think that implies he died too, before or during the bombing.
>>333682035
This game has the worst "sprites"
Literally made with Paint
>>333699919
And yet it's one of the most visually pleasing to look at games I can remember.
>Yfw hard mode Takedown
>>333682035
>All these HM threads lately
Cool
>>333701190
>that second floor
I spent like one and a half hour on it and still got a time bonus, what the fuck man
>>333689797
why would it be humilliating? HM soundtrack is fantastic
>>333701380
>>333693342
Where are these from and where can I get more?
>>333693487
Just wait until you circle all the way back to straight vanilla sex and repeat the cycle.
>>333701190
>MFW dead ahead
I have no face because it got ripped off by a fat guard
>>333698105
>>333704082
What is this shotgun flip you guys keep talking about? I must have not been paying attention
>>333704129
>>333704129
When you do a quick 180 degree turn, he flips his shotgun one hand to another, using shotgun with his one hand.
>>333684710
Payday 2, may it rest in peace.
>>333703334
wat are you playan?
>>333704082
>Google Manny Pardo
>First result is a wiki entry on an irl serial killer cop.
DEEP
>You will never be born with thick skin
>>333704516
I havent played a video game in years
This is a stupid question, but I beat the game on normal, got the two "bonus" levels.
Does beating on hard give any extra Easter eggs?
>>333707020
Not really, it's just for the sense of accomplishment