Random Text Adventure: What do?
>>333625225
masturbate with the crowbar
>>333625225
Inventory
>>333625621
Look
Use crowbar with ancient bracer
>>333625728
Grab crowbar
>>333626003
Go west
>>333626215
jump
this game is hell
Remove ancient bracer.
Equip ancient bracer to penis.
>>333627741
go east?
>>333628507
you head back the way you came...
>>333630498
North
>>333631275
Inspect kote
>>333631729
Equip it and head north
>>333632934
West
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/T3vk4hkLMSA
What the fuck is going on?
C'mon keep it going OP, I love text adventures but good luck getting /v/ to discuss them.
>>333633650
North
>>333633650
west
>>333634727
go east
>>333634727
Inspect lawyer
>>333634727
rape lawyer
>>333634727
Sue lawyer
>>333634970
go east
>>333635048
go west
>>333634970
Choke lawyer, loot corpse
>>333635048
South
>>333635416
go from whence you came
>>333635416
Retrace steps back to crypt then exit from the other side.
>>333635416
Swallow one coin
>>333635859
go south
>>333635964
smack coin
>>333635964
North
>>333635964
>You eat yourself.
Game over?