PC fats get Noire's game in 10 days
http://gematsu.com/2016/04/hyperdevotion-noire-pc-launches-april-18
Literally what? Is this just more Nepnep trash?
>>333622496
It just doesn't stop.
kusoge
>>333622721
Fuck off
WHERES THE LIEN OF ACTION HERE?
>SRPJshit
>chibi trash
Poor noire.
>>333624005
Truly. This chiba art style always pisses me off. The old models were perfectly good!
>>333622643
I am playing on vita now and it is genuinely a fun game. The battle system was developed by Sting, who made Yggdra Union, Gungnir and Knights in the Nightmare. So actually good. The most comparable srpg is Jeanne d'arc, but moire is more complex. Be
sure to play hard mode.
I dont really know anything about neptunia gameplay but I fap to the characters sometimes and noire is my favorite, should I pick this up?
>>333624914
Yes, you can see some Chibi's panties so that'll be easy to fap to.
>chibi
/r/equesting a drawing of a nep that was posted a couple threads ago, a nep sticking her tongue out
When are they going to release rebirth 2 and 3 on GOG?
>>333626424
Never.
GOG hate cute/moe game in general, the first neptunia being there was a fluke
>>333627948
as well they should
Japanese companies are shit at making PC versions of stuff, and PC owners don't even buy games, they're lucky to sell maybe a thousand copies on PC
>>333628138
>>333628138
>Japanese companies are shit at making PC versions of stuff
Capcom, IFI, Konami.
Even SE and Namco are improving fast.
The only dev/publisher who doesn't give a shit is KT.
>they're lucky to sell maybe a thousand copies on PC
http://steamspy.com/dev/FromSoftware
http://steamspy.com/dev/Idea+Factory
http://steamspy.com/dev/NEKO+WORKs
>>333628638
>steambux
wow look at all those copies bought with fake money from CS:GO knives
>>333628858
Yes, and?
>>333629139
nobody gives a shit about PC sales and it's not worth the time porting
All of their games combined haven't even broken 1mil, call back when they have relevant sales statistics
>>333628858
Are u retarded?
Where do u think steambux comes from?
>>333629347
From Russian kids with stolen credit cards
>>333629347
He was baiting, trying to deviate the conversation.
>>333629421
Yes, and?
>>333629335
>All of their games combined haven't even broken 1mil
>Expecting a niche game to break 1M
Even on console they didn't break the 1M mark.
>relevant sales statistics
Define "relevant"
More than 1M? Then all niche game and indie shit are irrelevant and only lucky FotM game and AAA game count?
>>333629335
Ports are good because they attract new fans to a series and allows existing fans to double dip if they want to help support a dev they like
>10 days.
Huh. That's actually kinda fast.
>>333630335
especially considering U was like...3 weeks ago? Makes me wonder when Monpiece is coming, and are they speeding it up so they can have more releases this year?V2 please
>>333630505
They're probably going to give PC Omega Quintet before they give them VII
>yfw next weeb game for pc is Persona 5
>>333630940
Will never happen
>noire game soon
>nepnep vs sega girls announced
>don't have a ps4 to play v2
>can't even get action unleashed because of the lack of money
FUCK EVERYTHING!!!
>>333628638
>200 thousand mustards bought Agarest
>They call consolefags the cucks
>>333630335
>>333630505
I think all of their recent announced port (Nep U, Noire game, Monster Monpiece and Omega Quintet) are already ready to go but they are espacing the release to give a break to the wallet.
>>333631689
Hmm. That makes sense. Don't wanna release them all at once.
Does this one have Japanese text?
>>333631807
I want to release it all at once inside Uzume
>>333631885
Bad anon.
>>333631301
You forgot the Blanc game coming out soon too.
>>333631953
No, not Uni or Nepgear, only Uzume, Iffy and Blanc apply
>>333631301
>>333631301
Hard girls isn't until the fall so you don't have to worry about that for a while
>>333632039
>>333631843
http://store.steampowered.com/app/415480/
They are doing this to prevent "reverse importing" since game are cheaper on steam than in retail in Japan or so I think, don't quote me on this.
>they already have the models from the other games
>they still go for chibi
JUST
>>333622496
I don't play this shit, why should I care?
>>333632382
complain to Sting, they are 100% responsible for plot, writing and everything else
Which are the best games in the series?
>>333632763
Rebirth 3 and VII
>>333632763
writing - rebirth 1
gameplay - VII
characters - rebirth 3
>>333632763
The ones that show the most skin obviously
can't wait
>>333632382
>complaining about this now
>Release Date: May 29 2014
>It was a HANDHELD GAME
How fucking stupid are you
>>333622496
MFW
>noire
>>333633613
He spent $1500 building a PC and all he has to show for it 2 year old Vita ports
>>333634070
I'd be embarassed to own a vita at this point desu senpai
>>333634669
Fuck you, I love my vita
>>333634669
I'd be embarrassed to own a PC and brag about getting Vita ports
Why would I give a shit about a stupid anime puppet show
>>333632518
>>333634897
>don't care about this
>open and post in the thread anyway
At least you're keeping the thread alive.
>>333631301
V2 will be on PC as well.
>>333635302
>this delusion
>>333635302
>>333634808
I'm sure she loves you too
>>333636087
>someone reply
>it's a shitposter
So it's not the real thread?
>>333636272
I love you more
>>333634897
A Nep game, no less. The bottom of bottom-tier JRPGs.
literally who gives a shit
>>333636539
You do, evidently.
>>333636087
Don't kid yourself thinking it won't come to PC.
>No Japanese Text
Into the trash.
I love JRPGs.
Should I get into this series?
>>333636721
Don't kid yourself thinking it will.
>>333636851
These are the kind of games you play for the cute girls, not the gameplay or story.
But you should try out re;birth 1 anyways.
>>333636851
If you like cute girls doing cute things and video game meta humor then sure. The gameplay is passable but nothing special. Most people like it for the characters.
>>333637284
Don't forget every game re-using the same areas over and over and memes
>>333637284
Not him but if I don't like most of the characters I'll probably not enjoy the game?
>>333637497
Probably not yeah. The gameplay alone won't really carry anything by itself.
>>333622496
Thank you for beta testing Vita friends.
>>333634897
>Hating on puppet shows
Nigga
>>333637638
Thanks. That'd make senses. I despise Neptune herself too.
Vita cucked again.
>tfw was going to get ZE3 on Vita then a PC version was announced
I guess I'm only going to use this as an emulation machine if it ever gets hacked
In Japan, Idea Factory (アイディアファクトリー) is so renowned for making kusoge it's affectionately referred to as Idea Fuck (アイディアファック); not so much the place where ideas are born, rather where they go to be ruined.
>>333638028
>implying playing handheld in bed isn't comfy as shit
>implying people want to sit upright in front of their computer all the time when they are reading a vn like ZE3
>>333638902
nice pasta that has been proven wrong before
>>333638902
what is kusoge?
>>333638902
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=アイディアファック
EPIC MEME DUDE.
>>333639005
Speak for yourself, retard. I love laying in bed a wireless mouse and keyboard playing VNs on my TV.
>>333639113
>"""""""proven"""""""" """"wrong""""
>strategy
Fuck this actually looks good. Never played a regular Nep though.
>>333639232
>phrased has been used every year since 2009
Thanks for finding evidence for me, I was too lazy.
>>333639263
>reading shit from a tv far away
>>333631301
I'm finally making money for a change, so I can afford everything.
>>333639636
>being blind
you deserve sub-1080p ZE3
>>333639467
>evidence
It's just a few autists saying that shit. If anything it shows you're a fucking autistic retard.
>>333639959
If anything it shows people have been using it for years. Enjoy your kusoge senpai.
>>333639920
>1080p ZE3
I will enjoy it, along with the bonus WATCH that comes with the physical copy
Something you won't be able to get pcuck
>>333640083
>kusoge
Why are you such a weeaboo faggot? Can't you just say "shit game" like a normal person?
>>333639213
Short for "kuso geimu" a.k.a. shit game.
>>333639232
>>333639467
>>333640083
>40 tweet over the span of 7 years.
It"s not used as commonly as you make it sound.
Also it is a known fact that their game are more popular in the west.
>>333640086
>I will enjoy it
Not on the shita lmfao. Also:
>muh toys
>I need to submit a journal by monday
>still need to platinum Nep U
>this announced
god dammit
>>333640380
>hurr I didn't want a stupid collectible anyway
>implying any ZE fans wouldn't want the collectible
stay salty buddy :^)
>>333640495
ZE fan here. Can confirm, do not want a dumb plastic watch.
>>333640348
Also most of the japanese tweet are from 2009-2013 meaning that most of those people noticed the improvement in their game.
>>333637703
Mike > Joel
Search your heart, you know this to be true.
>>333640698
Or, you know, it's just shitposting, it's like people take whatever japs say as absolute truth and never consider they are shitposting just as much as your typical /v/tard. But I guess if we are taking everything they say seriously, then I guess I should remind everyone that JAPS PREFER NEP OVER BLOODBORNE
>>333640640
>implying you can't sell the dumb plastic watch for a lot of money even if you didn't want it
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Zero-Escape-Virtues-Last-Reward-Red-Collectors-Watch-NEW-SEALED-/222067689019?hash=item33b444063b:g:9DsAAOSwoudW-WwZ
stay jelly fag :^)
I can use that money to buy the pcuck version and still have change left over
>>333640640
Don't lie. You'd want it if it sells for twice the price you paid for the entire limited edition like the previous two watches.
>>333640952
>>333640971
I'd rather just pirate the 1080p version for free. Thanks for the tip though :^)
>>333640083
>getting this butthurt over being rekted hard
>>333641165
>self proclaimed ZE fan
>pirate
well I already knew you were a faggot
>cost of game 50 bucks
>not having the game, supporting the creators and get 50 dollaroos free
oh man you sure showed me
>>333641205
>proving japanese people call kusoge factory idea fuck
>rekt
you sound like the mad one samefagging because you got btfo by your own "proof". nice 1.
>>333641453
>40 tweets in 7 years
WOW. Nice meme, autist.
>>333641341
Deal with it.
Enjoy paying for the inferior version though.
>>333641579
>resorts to frogposting
don't you have some change.org petition to create or sign to beg for more ports?
>>333641569
Let him have the last word, at this point he's playing with semantic.
>"At least one japanese person called Idea Factory Idea Fuck so I'm right!!!!"
>>333641687
>triggered by frogs
>triggered by pirates
>triggered by grown men that don't play with toys
What's next?I'm an idort, btw. I was going to get it on the Vita but like I said >>333638028, I'd rather just pirate the superior version.
>>333641894
>not buying it on Steam for cloud support goodness
>Mfw got $20 in ebay bucks
>Mfw decided to spend them on nice vita game to pass the time
>Mfw I bought this game
God fucking damn it, I should have got Demon Gaze instead.
>stop coming into nep threads for a couple months
>PC now has U and the Noire game is coming too
What else did I miss?
This is now a best girl thread
>>333642659
you didn't post Blanc
>>333642645
Monster Monpiece uncensored on Steam.
Which Nep has the most delicious used panties?
>>333641569
>being this buttmad over being rekt. HARD.
>>333636752
Someone please tell me why the hell Japanese text is needed when 99% of the board doesn't understand it.
>>333632186
>forbid games from coming to another platform so that the console manufacturer and their publishers can price fix uncontested
Where have I heard this before.
>>333642659
That's not Vert you fool
VII when? I want big neps
I'm predicting fall 2016 for VII and early 2017 for blanc tag and Sega hard girls PC release
>>333643076
Yes this is exactly the same situation.
But unlike Nintendo, IF can get away with it because it only concern Japan, PC is not big there and very few people would complain.
>>333643342
yeah and I'm predicting a 2017 release for Ratchet and Clank
I said it so it must be true right
>>333642659
>>333643392
>PC is not big there
Computers are especially uncommon in Japan; even more so for gaming capable systems. To contrast, computers are a common household appliance, almost as abundant as a microwave oven. Combine how few people have computers in Japan, how the Wii U is ignored by most Japanese AAAs, and how the Japanese won't make games for Xbox unless paid to do so by Microsoft, this means Sony theoretically has a monopoly in Japan.
Only difference is that Japanese law allows monopolies to go uncontested, and was the main reason why Nintendo was sued for anti-competitive practices. This is why the Genesis was dead in Japan but alive everywhere else.
>>333643889
>Computers are especially uncommon in Japan
You cannot be this retarded.
>>333644049
Do they exist? Yes, they do. Are they as common as they are in Europe or America? No they're not. Why do you think Microsoft was so insistent on the Japanese to upgrade to Windows 7?
>>333644449
2M Japanese accounts on Steam.
>>333644789
127M people in Japan.
>>333644878
125M+ accounts on Steam, too.
Makes me wonder how many are Amerifat.
I hope you guys like Pac-man
>>333642937
All of them.
>>333644878
That's like complaining game which sold just 1 million worldwide is bad, because there are 7 billion people alive.
>>333630940
Don't make me post it
>>333644878
Yes and? Many countries with same size as Japan have around 2M accounts on Steam too.
>>333642659
>>333645921
>breasts too big
No thank you
Here let me make a best girl list.
1. Vert
2. Nepgear
3. Neptune
4. Uni
5. Uzume
There.
>>333646332
I'll allow it
>>333639362
Skip the game if you don't like Noire or don't care aboutVideogames references
>>333636087
>>333636187
http://www.esrb.org/ratings/Synopsis.aspx?Certificate=34261&%3bTitle=Megadimensio&Title=Megadimension+Neptunia+VII
> Platform: Windows PC, PlayStation 4
Suck it Consolefags.
>>333642659
Great taste
>>333622496
Tell me about the cfw brave
Why does he run the custom firmware?
>FFXV
>Danganronpa and most likely Zero Escape
>Melty Blood
>God Eater 2
>UNIEL
>Code of Princess
there are so many fucking jap pc port confirmations lately like holy fuck calm down
>>333646332
Mi negro
>>333629421
that's still real money
if they get caught the accounts get banned, the money doesn't just stay in the system, everything bought with it disappears
>>333646332
>>333647381
zero escape 3 is already confirmed for PC, let's just hope we get 999 and VLR HD
Was there ever a point in /v/'s history where PC didn't constantly shitpost about getting ports
>>333647814
The first day.
>>333622496
>>333628638
I'm glad they're porting these games, but I wish they'd slow the fuck down. It's making the patching suffer. Nep 2's reverted patch still hasn't even been reimplimented in a fixed fashion FFS.
Throwing games out, patching them twice, and then saying "well, that's it, any more problems and you're on your own!" isn't good conduct.
>>333647814
is it shitposting if it's true?
>>333632763
Victory (or Re;Birth3 if you're on Vita/PC) and VII.
When it comes to spin-offs, Action Unleashed, though I haven't played Blanc or Sega Hard Girls.
>>333642659
>Slut posting
>>333646332
Accurate enoughwe all know nep is best girl tho
>>333647994
when 9 times out of 10 it's literally "GET FUCKED (initial console) FAGS HAHAHAHAHAHA"
yeah
>>333648460
you didn't see that with bloodborne? it just seems like it happens with PC more often...because we steal exclusives more often
>>333648559
whether or not a game is exclusive has nothing to do with how good it is
>>333648235
She is not a slut.
>>333648641
I agree, which is why it's a good thing when they come to PC, which usually allows for the game to be better
>>333648714
framerate doesn't make a game better either, 30 is fine for most games
I hope the framerate meme dies with Totalbisquick whenever cancer takes him
>tfw pirated Neptunia U Action Unleashed and actually enjoy it
Is it the only real time action in the series? The gameplay is actually decent and bearable in that one.
>>333648948
>30 is fine for most games
Keep telling yourself that.
all these nep games are coming out too fastit's great
>>333649096
keep telling yourself it isn't
I'm sure you've been PC-only since birth, someone shot you out of the womb right into a PC chair and you jumped right into Dukematches until someone had to pick up the phone
>>333649096
I'm sure the text will feel better with 60fps
>>333649236
I don't understand what the fuck you're saying. Not him but I have been PC-only since childhood at least. Just connect the PC to the TV, dude. What are you, a retard?
>>333649029
No
Blanc game is U 2.0
