You're on death row. You declined the choice for a last meal in favor of being able to play any video game(s) you want from 6:00 PM to 6:00 AM which is when you will taken from your cell.
The game has to be released as of today. You can request as many games and consoles as you like.
What do you choose for your last 12 hours on this Earth?
Beat Gone Home 36 times
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Super Mario Sunshine.
It's the only one I haven't 100%ed yet, and I might as well pick something bright and cheery before getting killed by the state for whatever crime it's implied I did.
I would never decline a free meal
>>333619543
MGSV, because at the end I'll want to die anyways knowing a series I loved so much got the worst sendoff in gaming history.
>>333619543
Man, Majora's Mask would feel so fucking terrifying in that scenario.
I'd chose Paper Mario: TTYD, by the way. Or Sunshine.
EVE Online so I can be bored to death and deny them the chance to kill me themselves.
>>333619543
>death penalty
what, you live in a third world country or something?
>order 1 of every console
>make mech suit
>fuck shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSBSxZzRfyE
>>333620015
Forget the 100% and play that vidya that made you cry of joy for the last time, anon. You're running out of time.
>>333621083
>He wants to pay taxes to feed monsters.
>>333619543
what did i do?
Polybius
>>333621239
loli mass murder, probably.
>>333621225
their food is paid by the government, not taxes
>>333621083
amerikills are just obsessed with death
>muh invading other countries
>muh everyone is allowed a gun
>muh death penalty
theyres gonna be none left soon which is why theyre importing so many mexicans
>order an xbox
>crush the entire prison
>>333621341
You don't understand how taxes work?
>>333619543
iirc there's this game that actually teaches you how to make a bomb out of stuff found in prison cells. If I could remember the game, I'd pick that. I think it's a flash game
>>333621225
Feed them cheaper food. I don't give a shit. But I'm not hypocritical enough to condemn murderers to be murdered with my own money.
>>333619543
PSO episode 1 and 2 on Xbox original.
There, I bought myself several years while they track down a copy.
Croc Legend of the gobbos. Back when times were simpler before I burned down that hospital.
Dindu nuffin tho.
https://youtu.be/9t3kuWa6F68
whichever console would help me get the fuck out
the ps4 is pretty sharp i could use that to dig, but the xbox has the duke controller i could use to knock out the guards like a batarang
>>333621507
Dude... I have that.
It's not rare is it?
Probably nothing since you couldn't focus or play anything in that mental state.
>>333621225
Death penalty actually costs more to the state than life in prison. Because off all the extra appeals and shit, life times worth of food and shelter money gets wasted on layer fee's and stuff.
I'm not even joking, look it up.
>>333619543
Dead space 1 and 2. Rush to finish both.
>>333621341
Simply epic
>>333621750
Those numbers have always been sketchy, bro.
>>333621225
the death penalty is more expensive overall. maintaining death row prisoners is significantly more expensive, the actual procedure is hella expensive, and arguing for it also makes for court cases that are significantly higher
>prision architect.
>send as many deathrow prisioners to the chair as i can.
>when my time has come set a riot on the game and leave the computer on.
Id rather a meal then to play some stupid video game.
>>333619543
xbone and bash my self to death with that big pos brick
>Not asking for an option where you get to eat and play at the same time.
Some faggot watched the LOTR trilogy while eating, so why can't I play vidya while eating?
>>333622021
You declined the last meal. Blame yourself.
>>333621925
>maintaining death row prisoners is more expensive
Bull. Shit.
It's just "solitary confinement". The faggots are even kept within earshot of each other so they can play chess and shit-talk each other.
>>333621326
loli is not for dead, only for sexing
>>333622246
I'm not playing by your shitty rules.
But if I had to choose a videogame I'd probably go with a bunch of DOOM 2 wads.
>>333621930
so you can be put in deathrow too?
Online Mahjong.
>>333621341
Where do you think the government's money comes from?
>>333621225
>>333621493
>>333621925
>>333621750
The correct answer is forced labor with minimal pay. They should generate profit, not cost money.
>>333620212
Same
>>333621341
thanks man, i needed a good laugh
>>333624361
I like the way you think.
Can I do this in Prison Simulator?
>>333622351
loli is for hugging and taking care of them, you bastard. Do nothing to those tiny girls.
>>333619543
I play on my favorite Vanilla private server, Nostalrius. OH WAIT
>>333624361
sounds like a good idea, but in practice it provides a financial incentive to incarcerate people, and that leads to people being falsely imprisoned
>>333620905
I'd also choose TTYD, fucking classic, man.
>>333619543
Paper Mario: Sticker Star so I can be happy to die soon
Persona 4
Ill be dead before I would have to say goodbye to everyone ingame
