ITT: We write the plot to the next hit JRPG, one sentence at a time.
"Our hero Sky is an orphan, and lives in Edgetown"
due to an oppressive guard force he can't ever leave, the end.
He has big springs for arms
His love interest is a shadow
But Sky is about to discover that living in Edgetown isn't as easy as it seems.
People hate him for his speed.
One day he finds a secret path in the alley
And get raped by niggers.
He then turns into a werenigger.
And in a desperate attempt to find a cure, and wipe out niggers forever..
He must slay the Protonigger to stop the endless cycle
However, there's one small problem:
He then forgot to grind a little in the first dungeon, and encounters the first boss: BIG DADDY SEXY.
There's a sale on watermelons that ends tomorrow.
GIGANIGGER isn't even Tymarcus' final form.
And BIG DADDY needs to kick your ass to pay fo dem mellons
Sky's best friend Tyrone however is a Melon farmer, and possible secret-nigger.
But then the Jews invaded
And we all know that around jews...
Melon Farmers increase their prices to appease the sneaky money-goblins
To stop the Jews Sky must team up with the niggers who love cheap melons
Featuring Donte from the Devil May cry series
While also dealing with Tyrone's secret heritage.
But he must figure out some way to get stronger to get past BIG DADDY SEXY in the alley
knowing of BIG DADDY's weakness to glistening, hard springs, Sky plans to use his Spring arms in some way
But BIG DADDY casts "deflect springs" the second turn, and then kills the NPC partner you were paired with for the fight right in front of you in a brutal 14 minute unskippable cutscene mid-fight.
and that's pretty bad
But hope springs forth through a power Sky never knew he had
Sky finds that he has sick laser eyes!
*record scratch*
Using his AWESOME laser eyes, Sky completely incinerates BIG DADDY and picks up a mysterious artefact from the ashes. The artefact is....
my dick
But woah woah woah, lets back up a bit. How did a hero like myself, Sky, get here? Lets rewind and start from the beginning, shall we?
>>333620239
The name of the energy that personified BIG DADDY's Sex appeal, granting him sexual energy immunity
>it's a Loli Orgy dungeon
but he can't use it until he learns to start allocating his SE points so that he can start using the equipment that lets him junction that skill
Sky then, holding BIG DADDY's sweet mullet in his hand after the battle, looked up to the sky and remembered his origin.
alongside your transsexual companion and
a talking cotton ball with googly eyes glued on
S intends that the utterance of T will produce in H a belief that conditions (6) and (7) obtain by means of the recognition of the intention to produce that belief, and he intends this recognition to be achieved by means of the recognition of the sentence as one conventionally used to produce such beliefs.
Paladin who gradually learns the evils of altruism.
And this time....It's personnel, kid...
he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number
