>girl comes into your room
>see this
>leaves
Implying girls would come into the rooms of people owning this thing, in the first place.
>>girl comes into your room
Yeah, fat chance.
Bitch better don't come back. I'm trying to play video games.
>>333487913
Jokes on you, my sister comes into my room to tell me dinner is ready all the time.
>tfw 32 and still living the dream.
>>333487969
That ugly Razer thing is what's preventing you from sexing her.
good now mom WILL LET ME PLAY FUCKING VIDEOGAMES IN PEACE~!!!!!!1!!!
>girl comes into your room
>see this
>doesn't know what it is but it looks techy
>impressed
>>333487969
how the fuck you still live with your parents with 32?
I only have a highschool diploma and I bought my own apartment last year in cash.
>>333488129
My parents kicked me out ages ago, I live with my younger sister.
>>333487839
>>girl comes into your room
>implying she isn't leaving the room inseminated, wanting it or not
>>333488129
Not even a degree can cure laziness.
>>333488213
>younger sister took you in
>makes you dinner
Wtf anon even when my sis lived with me we just kept to ourselves and we shared dinners but she never
I take it back she did make dinner for me a couple times, I also brought back a passable tranny and fucked really loudly and she told me she could hear it
She also thought it was a girl
>>333488443
Did it feel gay to fuck the tranny
>>333488562
Not really, but then again I'm comfortable with my sexuality at this point
She was also the only one who made me cum by bj, and she loved doing cocaine with me...Id hit her up if I knew she wasn't fucking crazy
>>333488717
>she
>>333488247
brrrrrrrapppttt
>what do?
>>333488830
Yeah it he she I don't really care I just act polite
It happens when ur a degenerate
>>333488871
>implying im not inhaling deeply
![ps-vita-wifi-system-large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OeW7PPk.png "ps-vita-wifi-system-large[1].png")
>Girl comes into your room
>See this
>Asks if you wanna fuck
>>333487839
>grills caring about your neet peripherals
You've spent way too much time on the internet OP. Go out more. All this time in your room has made you delusional.
>tfw no cute tranny gf or razer lazer thing
>>333488123
>normies are oblivious
I am pretty sure they would understand its a keyboard
>>333489021
Its funny cause I have a corsair kgb keyboard and every girl that comes back thinks it just looks tight
I don't have a rainbow or anything playing just a wave pattern and reactionary lighting profiles and they think it's tight
Only fickle women are bothered by that shit
>>333489284
nigga only women who are /v/goers are hardcore against flashy peripherals. Not the type i'd want to be seen with anyway.
Of course bitches dig the shinies.
What's the point of these? They cost a fortune and look unwieldy as hell. Who buys them?
>>333487839
>implying she will knew what the fuck is that
>>333489524
people who obviously don't agree with your narrow-minded view.
>>333489602
Maybe if you explained the appeal instead of being pretentious and triggered I'd see your side of things.
>>333488129
Yeah good job "buying" your apartment, anon.
You really made a good "purchase"
>>333487839
>girl comes into OP's room
TOP KEK
>>333489650
Shit looks aesthetically pleasing and sometimes it offers higher dpi, increased lifespan and quality materials
Mechanical keyboards are the shit though compared to regular ones, if you game or write a lot it just feels better and more precise
>>333489945
>quality materials
>RAZER
HEH
>>333490026
>sometimes
Learn to read faggot
>>333489945
>Shit looks aesthetically pleasing
No, no it does not.
Always felt like that could be good for fighting games.
>>333490026
>buy first gen Razer Deathadder
>lasts for like six years with no problems
>drop a desk on it during a moving accident and crack the shell
>buy a Razer Deathadder "Black Edition"
>the coating melts off on my hands like my sweat is some kind of paint remover
>it starts double clicking in less than a year
Either Razer's quality is hit or miss or it degrades over time. I still love the deathadder's shape and sensor enough that I disassembled my two mice and created one functioning one that still works to this day because it is one comfy mouse
>>333488129
College debt is having its way with me. I'm almost 24 and I can barely afford condoms much less anything else.
>>333487839
Than she probably has no idea, that this piece of tech costs more than her hood rat outfit and 2 months of her rental fee combined.
>>333489945
>higher dpi
You know that's a marketing buzzword, right? Nobody needs more than 1600dpi. Most CS and Quake pros even use 400dpi. RTS players around 800dpi.
>>333489134
Wanna date? I'm desperate and basically ready to give up.
>>333488129
>how the fuck you still live with your parents with 32?
Why wouldn't you?
>girl comes into your room
>>333490401
i think it's always been shit
>parents ask me about my PC
>yeah it's not so bad, need a new mouse though, G9 is shitting the bed (was a great mouse but the cloth cable didn't agree with me wrapping it up to bag with my laptop)
>christmas comes around (2009 i think)
>razer mouse
>looks neat, feels good enough
>next morning
>doesn't work
forums were full of people returning that model because it worked for about a week or two then just ded. parents couldn't find a receipt so i ended up buying a g-400, had that for years and the only issue i have is that it seems to pick up stray hairs like mad
>>333488129
youd be surprised how much money you save living in someone else's home andn ot having any bills to pay
>>333487839
What's wrong with that numpapd?
Recommend me a new keyboard /v/
Go
>>333487839
>>333491201
>go into girl's room
>it's an even bigger mess than yours
>>333487839
>implying I talk to girls at all for such situation to become real
>>333487839
sorry op, but I got a lock on my door and the sign clearly says "No Girls Allowed"
>>333492757
CP1
>>333488871
Say "this is a fucking stupid fetish" and leave
