After all the ass talk lately, I'm interested in Overwatch. It's almost like the controversy was made up just to get attention from perverts and SJWs to get into the game. All I know is that I like this piece of ass and want to play the game for it.
Signed up on BattleNet for the Beta, what now? How long does this process take? And does pre-ordering the game better the odds of getting in?
>>333447890
They aren't doing anymore closed beta waves, I'm pretty sure. You're just gonna have to wait for the open beta on May 5th like everybody else that was unfortunate.
If you preorder now though, you get access to it on May 3rd.
>>333447890
pre-ordering does not increases your chances of getting into the beta
>>333447890
>After all the ass talk lately, I'm interested in Overwatch
Just as planned.
>after the CONVENIENT AND INCONICIDENTAL CONTROVERSY I am interested in Overwatch
Hey shill
>>333448542
What does "inconcidental" mean?
I'm still interested in Tracer's ass, but still not interested in the game.
I have TF2 from the orange box and don't play that; why would i want to play an even more cancerous casualized version of it? at least i'd get boxes you sell for steambux off TF2...but, again, I really don't feel like being barraged by 1000 RU bots trying to steal my account every day just because I joined some shooty match to get a daily login reward and put myself on their spam script.
>>333447890
>SJWs are so desperate the spin the story as "fake controversy" and a "marketing ploy" they're making posts like this
>giving money to Blizzard
You think you want to, but you don't.
>>333449339
desu senpai, it seems the most logical explanation. it just keeps happening.
>>333449339
Nigger I play shit like HunieCam and play SFV with bikini thong mods.
This game has made me want to learn SFM so bad, but I'm certain the curve to make good animations is steep as fuck.
>>333450476
People will beat their dick hard to their waifu, no matter how crudely made it is. I say go for it.
>>333450476
There's really bad SFM porn out there that people are actually proud of. You've got nothing to lose.
>>333447890
>booty watch
>booty
This bitch has NO ass. Top kek.
Why would anybody with a brain buy anything from ActiBlizzard? Are you that desperate to have a corporate penis in your mouth? Do you really need a game that offers absolutely nothing substantial and just want that casual game market in your ass that much?
Anyone got the Webm of D.VA sucking dick?
all this SFM stuff looks like shit. Well the dva one was ok.
>>333447890
Isn't there a general for this shit
And now, we wait for the prune.
It figures a completely bland and shitty game like Overwatch would target degenerate virgins with pathetic fanservice like those shitty Sanran Kagura games that hide abysmal gameplay behind titty physics.
give the sauce already guys
>>333447890
>offended by that bony ass
yea, nah
all the webms itt are syncing nicely with my music
https://youtu.be/y8_UAZ4ZjfQ
>>333455869
shit taste
>>333455441
>False flagging weeb mad because a western game made good looking females
>>333447890
That whole drawing is well-done, except the ass. How the hell do you fuck up drawing an ass that badly?
>>333456135
no u. enjoy your diplo
>>333456141
>virgin this desperate
>>333456141
A shame they couldn't have made a good game instead.
>>333456301
>calling someone a virgin
>here
>>333456434
>>333447890
man that meaty pussy
i want a britihs gf also
Bless this thread
>>333447890
>Signed up on BattleNet for the Beta, what now?
Wait
>How long does this process take?
It's not guaranteed.
>And does pre-ordering the game better the odds of getting in?
Nope, random. Increase your chances by being a streamer
>>333447890
Although I don't see anything wrong with them at all (I think both are still sexy either way), and since the old one was a placeholder anyway, it's basically more about losing content because of a minority whining less than a simple ass shot; a la the R. Mika uproar and DoAX3 not selling overseas.
>>333447890
Congratulations OP, you just discovered the power of Applied Memetics.
Now realize that over half the breads you see on /v/ apply the same principles.
Welcome to Modern Advertising.
hey guys, I just got promoted!
>stop talking about Overwatch and by the season pass!
Post best skins
>>333460787
Why did Overwatch attract so much SFM/porn?
>>333460246
gj now it's all gone
Hoooly shit, mods did work on this thread
Real classy of mods fucking up threads
>>333461318
Seriously, fuck off back to ribbit you shitty newfag.
Lurk more or kill yourself
>>333461318
>what is the archive
>>333461297
>how overwatch fandom reacts to not-porn
>>333461367
>Make thread before dinner
>Go eat dinner
>Apparently some nice porn was posted
>Scruffy went to town cleaning the thread
God damn I need to stop eating so much.
>>333461417
I've been on this god forsaken website for 10 years, long before your ebin leddit memes, dipshit.
>>333461508
Something I'm looking at right this second?
>>333453521
D. Va is the main reason I want to play Overwatch. Sexy Korean who pilots a robot and looks damn good in a skintight suit. What mroe could you want?
>>333461520
>God damn I need to stop eating so much.
Then become a spoopy skeleton
>>333461620
You've been here 10 years and you're still clamoring for porn to get posted on blue boards?
I sincerely doubt you're even 18.
>>333448667
He didn't say "inconcidental," he said "inconicidental." Which is somehow even more meaningless.
>>333461297
>3d characters
>half of which are attractively designed females
Pretty simple math really
this is the weirdest thread
>>333453559
Ass is ass, bro. Nobody gives a shit how big it is when they like the character in general
>Looks at fireden archive.
You fuckers are great, post more porn.
>>333449339
>ha ha of course we didn't mindlessly follow the social media mob into being offended by a butt
>we love the booty too f-filthy goobagagas ha ha
They should just quit while they're ahead and let it be forgotten.
>>333461516
I fucking hate the word "Fandom", just say community.
all this deleted
>>333447890
What is that energy thing on her back supposed to be?
>>333447890
So how is Overwatch anyways?
I see a lot of shit about it, lewds, sjw bs, etc. But almost nothing on the actual gameplay.
>Giving Blizzard Entertainment money
>in the year 2016
Literally kill yourself
>>333468457
Why not? We're still watching moe anime and playing Call of Doody: Black Cocks 2.
>>333465941
It lets her teleport so she can steal the virginities of fapping virgins.
If only it were that fucking simple. Blizzard sure loves to invite me into shit like Hearthstone, HotS, or the newest WoW expac, but I get cockblocked for the game that I actually want to play. I like that they are finally fucking doing an open beta, but it's only for like 4 days and still a month away.
>>333460787
Looks like I'm maining d.va
