Please be real
>>333447386
I already hate it.
Crash isn't a "hero" he's a snarky mischievous idiot savant
>>333447386
An hero
>>333447386
you know what this means?Coco Bandicoot model in SFM
>>333447386
Obviously not, that's the Twinsanity model for Crash
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>it's a multiplayer-only game
>>333447732
My god, I want this.Not even a furry, but Coco does things to my dick
>>333449149
What
>>333447386
Thats literally his crash 2 model sorry guys but crash is fucking dead dont get your hopes up its over let go
>>333449728
m8 it's his twinsanity model
>>333447386
Banjo-Kazooie: Nutz and Bolts
Conker in your living room
Diablo 3
Thi4f
Simcity 2013
Megaman Xover
Dungeon Keeper Mobile Game
DOOM 3Spore
Gee, I sure do like getting hype for things! :D
>>333447732
Bring back Tawna damn it
And for that matter SFM model for Carmelita fox too pls.
This image came from a costa rican playstation facebook fan page. It's totally real.
>>333447386
why do you people even care?
Crash Bandicoot wasn't even that good
CTR is the only genuinely great part of the franchise
and there's no way Activision will give even the remotest shit about reviving it, let alone do it well
>>333447386
>tfw it's just another shitty one and not made by Naughty Dog
>>333449336
That's because the human shape is attractive while you have neutral feelings towards everything else
>>333450809
>>333449336
>Not even a furry
why is 4chan so full of furfags in denial?
>>333450270
but Diablo 3 is good now
>>333449878
That's what I said.
>made by Gearbox
>>333450961
>Naughty Dog
>ever making a non mature game by the standards that they consider what "mature" is
It's over.
>>333451423
>you where just in that thread werent you?
>>333451639
wut?
>it's by Retro Studios
>>333451389
Because for some reason everyone hates furries so no one wants to associate with them despite the fact that everyone here has probably been attracted to a furry character before.
Remember me?:^)
>>333452756
I vouche that these two games weren't actually that bad, I'd go as far to say that they're pretty fun despite their flaws. Most people just looked at the designed and collectively vomited in their mouths.
>>333452615
>everyone here has probably been attracted to a furry character before.
keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel like you're not a freak
>>333452756pancakes
>>333453019
The entire "jacking" mutant thing was so far out of left field. It was hardly a platformer
>>333452393
Maugham Dog has stated they aren't going to make "kiddy" games anymore because they "matured" past it. So in other words, Last of Us made too much money and they aren't going to look back now.
>Banjo
>Conker
>Spyro
>Megaman
>Sonic
WELCOME TO THE GRAVEYARD, CRASH
>>333456269
Well memed.
>>333447386
NO! LET HIM STAY DEAD!
PLEASE!
They ruined conker and spyro!
Please let crash stay dead.
Dead is better than ruined!
>>333456990
in what way? you can always just play the old ones and everyone would consider the reboot irrelevant
>>333447386
I hope so... I miss Crash. I recently purcahsed the Wii versions and was disappointed
>>333447386
>it's not Jak and Daxter
Ugh
> character that's been raped over and over since activision was left alone with him
> people somehow wanting a new game despite a zero percent chance acti could find someone who would make it not shit
It's like a weird sonygger cult
>>333447386
why do people want this? crash has always been a sub par platformer.
>>333456990
>>333452756
I remember back when Sonic Boom was announced to be a brawler this game was the first thing to come into my mind
>>333454336
>Legitimately wanting that shit franchise to return
>Crash "Poochie" Bandicoot.
>The character that killed franchise mascot video games.
Why do the gaystation kids always have such shit taste in everything? I love the gaystation consoles, but the fanbase is appallingly bad.
Please don't. Crash already has been ravaged in death, let him rest already.
>>333451423
Delete this meme.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OdXxvT6.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>333457594
forgetting someone?
>>333457594
Holy shit, I'm gonna cry...
>>333447386
Fake and Gay
>>333457594
Bomberman went back to original and Boom sonic is a different universe, not a replacement, while it's still also not that bad and mildly successful.
>>333458963
THAT'S BOMBERMAN!?
>>333459534
You see why they went back to the original.
>>333459534
I'm so sorry anon
>>333457594
>>333457594
remember anons, these companies were never there for you all the way to the end, they only care about what ever trending medium/fad that will give them money like Angry Birds. This is why I always stand with Nintendo.
now make sure you support the newest Paper Mario, Chibi Robo and Metroid Prime for good ol' Kensuke Tanabe so they can dish out more reworks of Kirby Super Star, NSMB/SM3D, Awakening Emblem, & etc.
capiche?
>>333458181
you're really starting to become the Barneyfag of Crash discussion, pal.
seriously
>>333447790
NOT LIKE THIS
REVERT IT, MONKEY PAW
>>333447386
http://mrunclebingo.deviantart.com/art/Crash-Twinsanity-Crash-Bandicoot-539815429
Look, it's the pose taken for that stupid picture. Are you so retarded that you can't do a quick Google search? Eat shit.
>>333461039
speaking of Nintendo
does anyone have that status list of Nintendo franchises if they are doing well or not?
>>333461291
To be fair, it WAS posted on the official Costa Rica Playstation page. But they're probably just fucking with us.
>>333458605
uh no, you ugly sack of shit.
DmC was a fucking masterpiece.
>>333452756
He has that look in his eyes that says "Please buy my game :("
>>333456597
There was literally an article about it, you idiot. It's why Jak & Daxter got progressively darker in tone with each sequel, because they wanted to go that route anyway before TLoU.
>>333456597
They've stated a while ago that they reached a fork in the road. Either TLoU or a Jak reboot (which there was some concept art, iirc). Financially, they obviously made a good decision.
I believe they've been asked about a Jak reboot recently and they said they don't think they'll ever attempt it.
>>333461039
But Nintendo has been shit for over a decade now.
>>333452615
With the exception of Tawna, I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a furry character
>>333452615
>ITT: 2006
>>333447386
Why can't anyone let anything die with dignity? Okay maybe Crash is a bit past dying with dignity, but wouldn't it be fine if he were put to rest?
He's got some great games behind him. I don't think they can be improved any further, much less by studios today. Seriously, think about it: What could any one studio do today that would produce a new, great Crash game?
And for that matter, why would they? Nostalgia is a powerful marketing tool, that's why. Why not make some new great series?
>>333461149
>replying
thanks again, Smashified Team
>sony's reggie
>>333447386
Ratchet and Clank and Crash might be good but me, I just want Insomniac to go back and show our purple hero some love.
Of course it's not real
Activision still holds the rights
No fucking way they would just give it away
If they are going to make a new game, they'll do it themselves
>>333463681Skylanders is a good game though, so just play as Spyro there
Im dead serious
>>333463907
Not the same, the original trilogy were the only ones I liked with 1 being the best because of level design.
>>333463681
I don't see anything wrong with him.
>>333447386
Oh, Skylanders getting a new figure? Cool. I'm sure my wife's son will like it.
>>333461751
>With the exception of a furry character, I can honestly say I've never been attracted to a furry character.
You should really think before you speak.
>>333447386
please be real, every fucking year i've fallen for this and i really want it to be real this time
>>333464201
you're still not getting your WiiU back, Burch-san
>>333451639
>not knowing how Naughty Dog works
If there was money to made making a platformer staring cartoony animal people you can bet your dick ND would make one. Crash was them chasing Mario 64 money, the first Jak was then chasing Banjo & Kazooie and other collectithon money, Jak II was them chasing GTA and Tony Hawk money, Uncharted was them chasing the "mature games for mature people such as myself" money, and The Last of Us even more so.
Whatever kinds of games become mainstream ND will make a game chasing the fad and then focus test it to hell and back.
>>333452756
I reckon this could've been a neat little new IP, i get that they wanted brand recognition but really what the fuck were they thinking
>>333463150
If Crash was in smash Bros, would he fight with belly flops, slide kicks, spinning in various ways, and Aku-Aku?
>>333463150
You know, a lot of the shit from crash games weirdly lends itself into smash, like the wumpa cannon sounds like something they would've mde up spesifically because they needed him to have a ranged attack
>>333464032
The thing Skylanders does better than the Spyro trilogy is that each playable character feels equally fleshed out.As a result, Spyro is possibly the least interesting character since he didn't get the full creative freedom from making brand new characters
>>333464657
seeing how faithful Cloud, Megs, and Ryu was in Smash, i guess he could do all that.
he's also in that underrated fangame called SSB Crusade as well.
>>333461996
They have still not made a decent, let alone good or great, crash game ever.
>>333464827
But I don't want characters I want amazing level design that forces you to expand what map boundaries mean. Only 1 pushed hard on that
>>333464890
He'd still need some made-up attacks, since he has very few moves of his own. Unless he has mroe in the later games, I've only played up to 3, the pary game, and CTR.
>>333464827
Spyro was used in the beginning to pull in interest, he wasn't originally called Spyro, hence the design.
Also, as much as I agree with SKylanders being a good series, it's incomparable to the original trilogy in any way
>>333452756
REMEMBER ME, ANON?
WHEN I KILLED THE FRANCHISE, I LOOKED....
JUST...
LIKE...
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
here we go, a bunch of nostalgia fags thinking naughty dog will pander to them instead of doing some casual garbage with crash
See your tears on release, never learning faggots.
Someone post that gif of the shitty new Crash doing the old Crash's dance
https://youtu.be/nYCJnTbmztk
>>333465418
Good one.
>>333465665
>what could possibly go wrong?
>>333465816
Crash Team racing > Any other cart racer.
>>333465816
OH HECK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQeOYi3Be5Y&nohtml5=False
Didn't Naughty Dog say they were never going to make another Crash game cause they wanted to make mature games?
I could be wrong.
>>333466724
On the one hand I did like the newer jak games than the first one.
On the other hand fuck you make more crash bandicoot you shitehawks.
>>333456492
Yeah, except Sonic Generations, Sonic Colors, Sonic Lost World, Sonic Racing Transformed and to a lesser extent the 360/ps3 version of Sonic Unleashed have been excellent games.
Even Sonic Runners is pretty good.
Everyone that made the original Crash games is DEAD
Move on
>>333447386
how did you type that with one hand?
>>333467017
>Sonic Lost World
Oh, shit. You've done it now.
>>333447386
it's not
https://youtu.be/Ii3RQShHbtI
>>333466321
Why is there remixed Alfred chicken music in that trailer, 14 seconds in?
Enhance:
https://youtu.be/_BpR32OQT4k?t=43s
>>333467665
Nice
>>333457594
Boom sonic is objectively a good character design
>>333467017
>Even Sonic Runners is pretty good.
>incredibly buggy mobile game that is over flowing with micro-transactions and ads
>pretty good
>>333468021
There's that word again
>>333467017
>Excellent games
Sonic racing transformed, yes.
About half of generations, yes.
Sonic colors, an argument can be made, but I'd say good not great.
Unleashed no way.
Lost world hell no.
Don't be excited, they'll ruin this too mark my words.
>>333468176
Not trying to defend mobile shit but... They got rid of ads and compared to others it isn't near to be flooded with microtransactions.
Why is that buggy?
>>333467017
Lost world is fucking awful
It's worse than SA1/2, and those games are already bad
>>333467665
Is that music from Wrath of Cortex?
>>333468459
I'm just going off of my own experience from playing it a few months ago. Last I heard Sega even took it down from mobile app stores for a while.
At the end of the day it's just another cheap mobile game with reused assets, which is far from what I would consider "pretty good".
>>333468562
yeah, arctic antics
>>333468710
For being mobile shit it IS pretty good. There was an update that fucked up things that may have be the one you're referring to.
S*** ranker here.
Can /v/ be not negative at something at all?
You all either have bad tourette syndrome or anger management issues.
It's literally justpresumably faketeaser image and everyone's already buttblasted.
>>333468521
>It's worse than SA1/2
No way. Lost World may only be average at best, but at least it's technically sound and isn't filled awful collision detection glitches like the Adventure games. Plus it never forces you to play as anyone other than Sonic.
>>333447386
Please don't be real
i'm tired off seeing franchises that died with some dignity being dragged through the mud again
>>333468831
>For being mobile shit it IS pretty good.
Semi-polished shit is still shit.
>S*** ranker here.
Not something I would openly brag about.
>>333447386
>inb4 Crash BandicootRetold
>>333447386
Doesn't this shit happen every year?
I swear I remember someone spreading around a rumor/image that Crash was coming back last year around this time too.
>>333469187
Commence the dump
>>333447386
Whats the point?
It won't be made by Naughty Dog anyways since they've "grown-up" and refuse to make anything remotely wacky and fun.
>>333469093
It is not even polished, just pieces put together.
It's not that easy as it sounds.
I want to fucking rape Coco in the mouth yes I'm furry and I also want to cuddle with her and lay on her lap and have her feed me wumpa fruit by thre way theres ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG with being furry and it's okay to accept it especially if you're one of those losers whos only friend is the entity know as "4chan" you'd probably actually get friends if you weren't scared of liking things [spoilers]:^)
>>333469272
No, I believe the rumour you heard was either a Sony representative of a conference wore a Crash Bandicoot T-shirt or the "leaked" E3 image that had the same colour as Wumpa Fruit.
>>333469516
I agree
>>333447386
Crash Bandicoot was one of my favorite games when I was younger, but the most I ever played it on my own was with an overnight rental of the first one for PS2. I really should play through them sometime.
>>333457594
>>333465816
What the mother fuck? This is Conker now?
Please kill me
>>333469991
is not just Conker but a young looking version of Conker
>>333469991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T79I4yKA6fM
>>333469187WATER FIRE
>getting hyped for crash
>after activision bought it
do I really have to remind you how the last crash games were?
>>333457594
why reserved? it already happened >>333452756
>>333447530
"Snarky"? Fuck off back to TvTropes.
>>333461996
Rayman's best games came after everybody wrote him off as dead. It's never too late.
>>333457594
Hey, I believe I had a reservation under Abe.
>>333472710
crash has always been activison/universal's property you dunce. (even though it seem like activison doesn't own him anymore according to their site listing)
ND was only there to help Crash's game design
>>333447386
>Please be real
FUCK YEAH!!FUCK YOU SEGA!!!!
>>333447732
>>333449336
>>333452615
>>333461751
>>333469516
>>333469750
>>333457594
Why is the sonic design seen as bad again?
I think it looks pretty good desu, the games suck though
>>333477967
We do Klonoa threads a bit differently here
>>333452756
Skank of the Pancakes was worse, though oddly enough the DS version was pretty great.
>>333452756
Fuck, my brother always needed help so I had to play this shit for him
>>333447386
I thought we matured over this...
>>333473151
What? Did TVtropes copyright the word snarky?
>>333459534
>he's never seen Bomberman Zero Hour
>>333478694
>>333480838
Knew what it was before opening it
mucha gracias
