>mash melee 4 times for every single enemy
What the hell were they thinking?
>wii u game
I played until after I got back from the supermarket. Game is shit. Dropped it there. Going back to my titty yuri hack and slash.
>going through the game just fine, havent lost my first survivor yet
>suddenly those dumb fucking exploding zombies during the evac mission
that was the biggest amount of bullshit
>>333410649
can I use my vita as the wiiu tablet?
>they only removed the U
>nintendrones were actually shilling this game and calling it masterpiece
Haha.
>tfw ZombiU was a good game but suffered from being blatantly rushed for launch
>tfw the X1/PS4 ports were completely pointless and didn't change or fix a thing except removing the tablet functionality
Ubisoft doesn't know what they're doing these days, huh?
I got this for £8 after lauch and I felt ripped off.
>>333410649
Remember all those guys screaming how Zombie U was gonna be the greatest game ever and after release shilled the game saying its better than dark souls and that it was reason enough to get a wiiu.
How assblasted they got after the game was announced for ps4?
>>333413330
It looked good from the trailers, but when I got the chance to try it it felt awful and not that fun
Now I can find it at gamestop new for like 5€
>>333413454
Isnt against sharia law ripping people up? I would go to sharia court if I were you
>>333413330
>>333413463
I definitely wasn't
lots of delusional wiiu fags here
smash was shit too
>all those posts over the years with lists of wii u games worth owning including this, game and wario, and nintendoland
granted the last two aren't nearly as bad but holy kek
>>333413387
ubisoft is a fucking mess through and through.
i think the last ubi game i enjoyed was far cry 3 and even that was a repetitive mess
>>333413765
ZombiU is really good compared to most of the third party garbage or ports on the system
>>333413636
>smash was shit too
b8 fag plz go
>>333413854
To be fair, if you got a WiiU and expected to play 3rd party titles you were fucking stupid, everyone knows nintendo systems are the best because of their 1st party titles, not their 3rd party library
>>333413765
Nintendoland is actually a legit decent game if you have friends/people to play with. Played that shit for like 4 fucking weeks with friends before we got bored. The Zelda/ Luigi mini games are great.
>try survival mode
>the only thing that changes is the times i have to hack the zombies in the head before they fall.
help
>>333413867
it was though, unless you're addicted to playing as waifus against /v/ online all the time
no need to be upset
while I'm at it, game&wario was mediocre, mario maker was junk, and nintendoland was actually good
>Port a good, if short and clearly unfinished game
>Remove unique gamepad gimmickry
>Remove fun couch multiplayer
>>333413967
The Gamecube had good 3rd party games
>>333414187
the gamecube wasn't a generation behind the ps2
>>333413330
The game was praised nonstop about how it's survival horror done well for at least 2 years before they announced porting it to other platforms.
It's hilarious how nobody talks about it anymore.
>>333414187
Most of them suffered because of the disc size though, and ended up looking worse than the PS2 versions
>>333413330
Nintendrone here.
Paid $12 for it 2 years after release. Felt like I got my money's worth. Good for a single playthrough and that's about it.Fuck the nursery NOPE.JPG
>>333413570
Haha becuz brit
I like it that my controller talks to me but other than that super boring garbage/10
>>333414114
>>333413387
WiiU wins again
>>333414386
wow really? I remember THPS3 looking better on the GC than on the ps2, and the GC version of Driv3r was waaaay better than on PS2because there was none
At least it was free with PS+. Glad I didn't buy a copy of this game.
>>333414780
>free with PS+
>>333414780
>tfw don't even feel like grabbing it for "free"
"buying" and trying it just seem like a chore
The lack of weapon/combat variety was damning, but the plot/setting even moreso. Who wrote this shit?
Everything about the Prepper and Ravens being in a senseless pissing match about nothing while you're just running around as an infinite series of voiceless protagonists is intensely off-putting.
>horribly slow, awkward movement, painfully arthritic sensitivity
>low FOV and graphical filters out the ass that can't be turned off
>basic, tutorial zombies can take over 5 melee attacks to kill
>tutorial is crap, nonsensically locking you out of safehouse to fight a bunch of zombies
>found a bug with unstoppable, repeating audio log that plays over the quest giver right after supermarket
This game is awful.
>>333410649
>make a mediocre game which makes good use of a gimmick controller to the point where it makes the game somewhat enjoyable
>port it onto systems without the controller gimmicks
>>333415439
If the gimmick controller uses were for shit like the backpack and tapping the screen to open a manwhole it wouldn't change much.
Especially when the rest is so bad.
>>333414593
DOBSON! DOBSON! WE'VE GOT DOBSON HERE!
>this was a full price retail title on the wii u's launch
Who let this happen?
>blaming nintendo when you all know Ubisoft is definitely to blame
Don't let bias make you look like a doofus.
>>333416051
quite, who the fuck is 'blaming' anyone?
>>333416051
The only thing nintendo related said in this thread was that nintendrones were shilling this non stop.
>>333416051
Hey dipshit read the thread, especially >>333413387
Now go fuck yourself.
>>333416214
>>333416450
>>333416587
ubisoft drones out in force today
Why would you play that when there's Dying Light?
>>333416729
because it's completely, 100%, by every definition of the word, FREE
>>333416803
PS Plus I assume?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bQ9hfRhdm8&nohtml5=False
>>333416708
That's the exact opposite of what >>333416587
pointed out, how can your reading comprehension be so bad.
I'm playing through it on WiiU while my pc is dead and I'm enjoying it, despite all the flaws. Found a respawning named zombie that gives me ammo out the ass and now I'm playing through shooting crossbow arrows at everything, pretty fun.
The only thing that's really been bothering me is that stupid messaging system. It's like if the souls system had a stroke and had to communicate through blinking
>He doesn't know how to trip them
Push once from in front then twice from behind. This knocks them over for an instant kill qte.
Anyways, Zombi U is a crossbow simulator. You get it really early on and if you're careful and skilled, you can basically clear the whole game with it. Silent scoped headshots with reuseable ammo is stupid strong.
>>333410649
>mash melee 4 times for every single enemy
You lucky motherfucker. In the Wii U version we had to mash at least 9 times for every single enemy.
>>333413765
>played the gimped retard version with all the best features removed
>wonder why people praised the version with local multiplayer and immersive second screen and speaker features
>>333417006
HAAHAHAHAHAAH XDDD WHOAAAA :DDDD
>>333417476
>instead of pushing 4 buttons to kill them, press 4 buttons to kill them
Wow what a great strategy, you're a genius.
>>333417671
This way is infinitely easier and doesn't require aim of any sort.I was only on the leaderboards for this game when it came out. Don't bother listening to me I guess. What do I know?
>>333417761
Is the Survival difficulty tough?
I'm thinking of just going with it for plat in one run.
>>333417940
>Is the Survival difficulty tough?
I'm not sure if they added or changed anything, but if you're referring to the perma-death mode where your file is deleted/locked/finished if you die, it's exactly the same as the regular mode but with the obvious issue of you having to never ever ever die.
>>333417671
Another way to game them is to hang out near small obstacles or crawling holes. Anything to force them to crawl over or under. If you attack them in the crawling under or over animations, they ragdoll and you can get another insta-kill QTE.
>>333418162
Well fuck, it is 1 life mode. Thank god I can savescum.
