>potential sjw plot
>no arms while running
>formula has no evolved from the first game
DOA
VR tho
>>333405519
that'll be 400$ please on top of your console
>>333405447
>sjw plot
please elaborate anon
>>333405660
4/10
>>333405717
BACK OFF SHITLORD
>>333405717
I just checked it out myself, and apparently the plot is about the US sucking the Corporations dicks and the protagonist is trying to start a revolution or something...
By climbing shit, nonetheless.
>>333405447
>no arms while running
proof please
>>333405447
Literally only thing I liked about Mirror's Edge was the setting, clean city, blue skies and all that shit.
>>333405717
black trans like looking woman and wise black guy are going to help faith fight the oppressive evil white man.
that alone doesn´t really bother me.
what does bother me is that the
story is going to feature faith trying to show the other white male runners who bully her for being a female that she is just as strong as them.
>>333406113
how is this sjw?
>>333406228
I honestly enjoyed the gameplay.
Running around and jumping on things in First Person done reasonably well.
>no arms while running
What? You can see her hands moving around in the videos they've released.
>>333405447
>formula has no evolved from the first game
What would you even add? It's a parkour game, all you can really do is all there is already, climb, dash, wall run, jump.
>>333406589
I'd add the ability to murder sjw with epic ninja parkour battle
>>333406421
Ask the OP. I just did a little bit of footwork and it seems like he's bullshitting.
>>333406421
Buildings is a phallic symbol of the patriarchy. And you, the female, climbs it. But the real goal is to destroy it and men alongside it
>>333406383
It sounds like you're pulling shit out of your ass super hard
The rest of her body shows up just like it did in the first. Not sure what you're talking about.
>>333406421
You play as semi-mixed looking Asian woman. If you were playing as a white man and the corporations were exclusively Jewish it would be acceptable.
Honestly it looks good.
People will whine about SJW's and faith does admittedly look ugly for no reason, but gameplay wise they seem to be not fucking it up.
>>333407187
>me Faith
>me climb building
>ooga booga rockstop
>>333406952
You can't prove him wrong, and in this current anti white climate...
>>333407187
I didn't know she was part black.
>>333405447
People are really starting to overuse the term "SJW". Just because something is vaguely leftwing doesn't mean it's sjw.
>>333407187
Fixed,
>>333407113
>and the corporations were exclusively Jewish it would be acceptable.
Well, that would kinda be original and daring. But the game would be drowned in another kind of political statement message instead of just being a game.
>>333407187
nice try
>>333407312
i'm ashamed to say this made me audibly kek
>>333405447
>sjw
I wish this word resulted in a instaban.
>>333406952
it´s in one of the story trailers
check it out if you don´t believe me
>>333405717
>sjw plot
>PoC is good guys
>WHITE MALE is bad guys
>guarantee containing gays because EA
>girl will be realistic but ugly because muh standard of beauty
>something something about opression and freedom
when SJW write its so goddamn predictable and amateurish it makes Uwe Bowl winch
>>333407379
now shes...jewish? Oy vey!
>>333407441
CUTE
U
T
E
>>333407379
>Faith edits
ISHYGDDT
>>333407187
it's an improvement to be honest famalam
>>333407335
>You can't prove him wrong
Right, yeah, I forgot that's how evidence-based argument worked, in that you can just make up any stupid horseshit you want and it's automatically true until someone proves it wrong
>>333407474
nu-male detected
>>333407373
/pol/ has seeped more and more into this board. Its getting pretty bad.
>>333407441
>>333405447
Ever since I played ME I always greatly anticipated and welcomed a second installment. But this shit? Oh well, can't say I'm suprised, the whole industry is going to shit anyways?
What are your new planned hobbies /v/ ?
>>333407724
>>333406828
>Buildings is a phallic symbol of the patriarchy. And you, the female, climbs it.
So just like real life, no ability and responsibility compensated by huge amount of dicksucking.
>>333405717
The game is directed by Anita
>>333407441
>>333407724
I would sex with Faith.
I don't see what's wrong. She looks great desu
>>333407515
Yeah, I've watched what I'm pretty sure are all of the trailers and that shit doesn't happen.
>>333407827
>people still believe this
wew lad
>>333405447
>no arms while running
Source?
>>333407875
She could break helmets of those guards with her jaw alone lol, no idea why she's running
>>333407563
>This nigga
>>333407441
>>333407724
>>333407804
>about to go on this revolutionary mission
>what should I do first?
>apply make up :3
>>333407875
M A N J A W
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>>333408049
nice meme
>>333408021
Gotta look pretty while fighting the cis white male overlords!
>>333408126
Jawlet detected
go back to asia where your kind is accepted
She doesn't look bad to be honest
someone post the 4chan edition of the girl that triggered kotaku
Mirror's Edge Cuckalist
>>333407875
She's my type
>>333408269
nice meme
>>333408000
WITNESSED
>>333405447
>>no arms while running
are u fucking retard did u ever run ?
>>333408021
cute revolution > plainface revolution
fact
>>333407875
She doesn't really look worse than she used to, at least.
>>333408509
it's herfaithto be a walking JUST
>>333407875
What the fuck is up with her ginormous jaw?
>>333407373
>just because something is vaguely leftwing
don´t you mean like everything is leftwing.
when was the last time a game actually had a pro conservative message.
that´s right never because liberals don´t allow opposing opinions like always
>putting more focus on story and combat
>when nobody gave a shit about those in the first place
Good work, DICE.
>>333408695
Maybe conservatives should make their own games if they want their message included instead of bashing other games :^)
>>333407916
keep looking
What's this about no arms while running? Do we have more videos or something? Can someone link me to what we're talking about?
>>333407521
>>WHITE MALE is bad guys
White males are never written as bad though.
>>333408689
She's asian dude
>>333408923
Oh, you're talking about the trailer where none of that happened but you're reading all that into it, I understand
>>333408910
>implying the game industry isn´t like the movie industry where liberals blacklist everybody that isn´t a leftiest sheep
saying that you are a conservative is a death sentences in the entertainment industry.
censorship and silence is the only way lefties can win
>>333408928
Someone being an idiot because we've seen her arms/hands in the videos they've put out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_iikaH8b8
>>333405447
This was my game.
The first Mirror's edge scratched a particular itch I had so very well, and it did it without any sjw bullshit or anything, it was just a story.
They took it and turned it from a game into a political statement. "It fucking sucks" doesn't fit the bill for how I feel about it all.
>>333409182
Yeah I'm sure leftists have tight grips in Country like Poland.
>>333409328
It's why games like The Witcher and Hatred never get released and make no money
>>333409328
who is taking about Poland?
most games come from Sweden, California and canda.
all extremely left wing areas
>>333409303
>>333409303
What political statement are they making in Catalyst that they didn't make in the original?
>>333409303
Yeah, it's not like ME is about runners being against corporation and the game is about saving your sister framed by said corporation because she was investigating corruption.
>>333409615
BUT THE SJWS!!!!!!!!!!
>5 trailers all using the same footage
>>333407187
Merc is gonna be in this one, right?
