>2016
>THERE'S GITZ WHO AIN'T FIGHTIN FOR GORK
THE ZOG'S YER EXKUSE?!
>Grotz thinkin' Gork haz ANYTHIN' on Mork
Migh' as well just be one a' dem Eldar panziez
>>333386082
Fuck off greenskin scum
>>333386518
Least we's GOT skin.
Are there any good dawn of war 2 vanilla campaign mods?
>>333386603
YEW TELL DAT CLANKA BOSS.
>>333386638
Good question. Wanted to replay the story somewhen soon but i only now of mods that support MP
ZOGGIN UMIES
GET OFFA MAH BOARD
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>333386603
DAT'Z WHY YOU DA BIGGEST BOSS
>>333386082
>fightin for gork
>not fightin for mork
Itz loik ya want ta git krumped.
WAAAAGH
WOT WIZ GON DO ON DA BED BOSS?
>DAKKA
some say gork
some say mork
>>333386835
DERE'S SOMTHIN' NT ROIT ABOOT DIS BOY...
>xenos
>playing with /v/ with a common enemy always feels like a good ol Ork warband
Shame that during downtime we focus on each other but it can't be helped.
>>333386840
kek
>>333386926
Nah, I's jus' a... a water ork. Wif sloimy skin.
>>333387003
Just like Orkz, too.
If there's no enemy to fight, we turn on each other.
>>333386835
>Gits not even brutally cunnin'
Youz not even fit to be a grot 'erder wif dat attitude ya, youz gotta be more cunninly brutal.
>>333387048
I AIN'T EAD' OF NO ORK LIK DAT'. WOT TRIBE U FOLLO.
OI NOBZ, WE GOTS A GROT ERE' WOT SAYS E'S AN ORK.
>>333387003
>desu
>unironic guy fawkes masks
>bridget
>mudkipz
>>333386986
These green turds have been shitting things up for too long. At least you humans respect order, as primitive as you are.
>>333387137
I uh... Da Def Croakz. We lives unna the sea.
>>333387297
WOT U DOIN LIVIN IN DA SEA. DERE AINT NO GOOD FOIT DOWN DERE. OI. OW' DO U BREATHE DOWN DERE.
>>333387259
It was a simpler time when it was made.
>>333387259
>doesnt recognize shoop da whoop or mootykins
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>333387259
It's an old picture.
>>333387048
A REAL ORK IZ SHOOTY OR CHOPPY, NOT SPLASHY YE 'EAR?!
WEIRDBOYZ GONNA 'AVE A FEELD DAYZ WIF YOUZ!
>>333387364
>>333387485
E' AIN'T ORKY AT ALL. E'S SUM SORT OF STUNTY GROT. GET IM' LADZ!
>>333386603
For now.
>>333387659
'OLD UP MAYBEZ WE'Z CAN EAT EM? HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE A SQUIG HE DOEZ!
>>333387830
I AINT SEEN NO SQUIG LIKE DIS BEFORE. MAYBE WE SHOULD STICK HIM IN WITH DA OTHER SQUIGGLIES AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. HURR HURR HURR.
Fucking run Pepe they know
>>333386082
https://youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M?t=5m4s
>>333387939
>pepe
it's "smug frog"
go back to 9gag
>>333387659
>>333387830
>>333387921
I... I've got some dakka here! Don't try anything!
Yer little toy ships are no match fer Ork techy-ology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19JRYTkg5fQ
It occurs to me that Orks are really, really fucking good at spotting spies.
>>333388064
E'S DEFINITELY NO ORK. O' BRINGS DAKKA TO A CHOPPA FITE?
DIS GROT IS ANNOYING ME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uBU5ddX4U
>>333388119
Not really. The DoW2 campaign has you find out early on that the Tau have infiltrated an ork clan by just saying that they're funny looking orkz.
>>333387921
MAYBE DEYZ FITE IT OUT HARRHARRHARR!
>>333388371
But he wouldn't smell like an Ork. That'd make them suspicious. DoW2 a shit.
>>333388446
U GOT NE GOOD TEETH LAD? I NEED A NEW CHOPPA.
>>333388371
what? i don't remember that at all
when does that happen? are you sure it's in dow 2? there are no tau in that
>>333388927
I think he meant the Eldar.
It makes sense for them because they're psykic.
>>333388927
>>333389050
Yeah meant Eldar, sorry. It's been a while.
>>333388092
RAMMING SPEED MR SQUIG
Highly intelligent Orks could easily conquer the entire galaxy, couldn't they?Totally not Games Workshop
>>333389630
If they got too intelligent they would lose their greatest strength, the powerful psychic energies that they produce as a group.
>>333389630
>implying Orkz arent gonna win the universebowl anyway
>>333388092
i've just made a carrier of bombers it's glorious
>Orks on my board
>>333390145
They would have some sort of existential crisis if that happened kek
>>333389630
Orks only need two things to win: Brutality and Cunning
And being the biggest
And a flashy shoota
And a red trukk
And a Painboy
>>333390297
>philisophical orks
What is dakka?
And why must we have more dakka?
>>333390160
>got their ass kicked by nids
>winning anything
>>333390424
>>333390424
DAKKA IS UN-ORKY. CHOPPAZ IS THE ONLY TROOF.
HAVEN'T YEW EARD' OF CHOPPAMETALISM?
>>333389630
>start to think
>why would something red would go faster ?
>hey that gun cant work look at this piece of shit
thats would be their doom
>>333390431
thing about orkz and nids are they both practically respawn so theirs no getting rid of them without burning out the planet via Exterminatus. Yeah they lose battles all the time but I think in the long run the Orkz will win
also Weird Boyz are my favorites
>>333390424
>>333390570
>>333390297
Me 'fink 'herefore me Am
'ow much dakka is enoff?
'ust a lil more
>>333390424
WHO DA GROT SAID DAT! WE CAN NEVA A'VE ENOUFF DAKKA
>>333390431
There was an Ork WAAAGH! and a Tyranid Hive Fleet that ended up in the same system and started one hell of a fight
The Eldar had to turn the star supernova and kill everything there because both sides were getting so fucked up on war that if either of them actually won they'd be unstoppable when they went back to the rest of the galaxy
>tfw too poor and low skilled to have a 40k ork army
Suffering
>>333386082
Are we going to have this thread everyday, you filthy green shits?
>>333391073
At least it's not another fucking Slaanesh thread.
>>333391073
Don't be surprised that /v/ reiterates the same old joke every day.
>>333390973
> orks love fighting and winning.
> Tyranids obsessive over becoming the perfect life form and gaining more biomass.
> both factions literally feeding off each other.
Tyranids are kinda orky if you think about it.
On a more V oriented note, Orks seem really fun in Battlefleet Gothic Armada.
>>333391292
When is it set for release? I tried the Beta but it crashed a bunch of times and I don't have the patience to keep trying
>>333391292
Too bad everyone that plays right now is hot garbage. Can't wait for matchmaking, these shitters need a dose of git gud
>>333391292
>V
>>333391449
21.04 or sth like that
>>333390973
>tfw winning a waaargh 'gainst da buggies
>Poncy Eldar decide to zog us ova
I HATE DEM TWIGGY LITTLE ELDARS DEY RUIN GOOD WAAARGHS
>>333391731
Dey jus mad dey can't WAAAAAUGH as well as we can. Stupid poncy twig-people wouldn't know how to WAAAAAUGH if you hit em with the flat side of yer choppa.
>>333386603
BOSS BRINGIN THA BANTZ
MORK'D BE RITE PROUD
>>333392180
Im now picturing an Ork warboss messing with a necron lord
This needs a comic pronto
>>333391619
Why would you post a picture of a space marine surrounded by junk?
>YFW Pariahs are retconned and Necrons can now be corrupted by chaos
>>333392690
Cuz dats wut dey 'are junk
>>333392882
>>333392874
What?
GO, SUMMON UP THE DEAD ONES,
CHANTING THE RITES OF YOG-SOTHOTH!
GO, SUMMON UP THE DEAD ONES,
FROM ESSENTIAL SALTES!
YES, GO SUMMON UP THE DEAD ONES,
FROM THE PITS OF BLACK N'KAI!"
>>333393105
Their latest codex rework got rid of Pariahs (they never existed ever) and now Necrons technically have souls and therefore can be corrupted.
>>333390896
NEVA
>no Grot cooking game where you start off making slop for the boys and end up making fine cuisine like spiced squig served in a space marine helmet for the warboss
>no Runtherd pokemon game where you train and collect grots and squigs, fight other Runtherds and become the very best there ever was
>>333393237
Whats the explanation that they are gone?
>>333386193
Mork is the sneaky git, he's way closer to Eldar
>>333393128
dis ere grot is propa green
iz he an orkboy like we?
>>333393289
>New Warboss
Every time
>>333393237
why did they need to get rid of Pariahs?
>>333393237
>now Necrons technically have souls and therefore can be corrupted.
But this is bullshit. As much as you may not like Newcrons, at no point was it established in their codex (dunno about chaos codexes though) that they can be corrupted.
They're still soulless - their personalities and memories are basically just programming and hard drives.
>>333393392
Got any more of those infographics mate?
>>333393573
ye grot
papa nurgle likes them orkboyz
>>333393604
I guess people didn't like that Pariahs, and therefore all soulless humans like Culexus Assassins, were the direct result of C'tan influence
Or maybe "Human Necrons" didn't fit in when they decided Necrons were going to be their own race instead of C'tan slaves with no will of their own
>>333393731
who's papa is this big orkboy den?
sure as grot not ourz
>>333393451
>>333393604
No explanation was given.
I liked Pariahs but their lore was kind of vague - were the Necrons making them from people who had the Pariah gene (potential Culexus assassins)?
If so, how the fuck were they able to have so many? The Pariah gene is incredibly rare even among the teeming masses of humanity, but the Necrons could field an entire squad of them. Did they have a way of detecting the gene? Could they actually insert the gene into an average human and make a Pariah that way? Is it actually something else entirely and the two are unrelated? We may never know.
WILL YOU GREEN STUPID RANCID FUCKS BE QUIET
>>333393237
>hey guys here is my new Oldcron army
>Oh, cool, what's special about them?
>They kill stuff!
>Oh... neat. What else?
>They want the death of all biological life!
>Err.. Okay... What else?
>They want things which are alive, not to be so any more
>Right, isn't that the same thing?
>They want to apply sufficient force to cease the biological functions of all beings with them
>Uh-huh... So, same shit?
>They also want to kill the Warp...?
>Right, so, more killing stuff?
>Yeah.
>Okay... What about you Oldcrone Player 2?
>Well my Necrons want to kill all biological life!
>....
>>333393856
Yes, they were making them from Pariahs and yes they could find people who had it. One of the stories in the Oldcron Codex was of a Necron Lord who busted into a barn where people were hiding, scooped up a seemingly random child and left
>>333393237
>corrupted
You do realise Tau have souls and don't get corrupted, right?
Necrons have never, EVER been corrupted by Chaos. In any material. From GW to BL to FFG.
>>333393824
ol warboyz
papa nurgle liked dem so much 'e gave em more CHOPPA
>>333390424
Do weez fight ta loot?
Or does we loot ta foight?
>>333394003
The 3rd edition codex? Are you sure? That story doesn't sound familiar at all.
>>333394070
MORE CHOPPA?
papa nurgles a good boy
>>333387003
can we make winrar a thing again
>>333393964
>meanwhile, in the real world
>hey guys here is my new Oldcron army
>Oh, cool, what's special about them?
>nothing much, lets play
>alright
Try to not make up bullshit next time, mate.
>>333394070
>nurgle possessed orks
>>333393964
>oldcrons
>space terminators that killed things
>relentless and implacable
>same as orks and tyranids
>newcrons
>noble aliens with a tragic past
>some of them abide by codes of honor and rules of warfare
It's like every asshole needs their favorite faction to be something other than just a straight up bad guy.
>>333394596
So, you're a boring fuck? Sorry, I like to talk about my dudes when I'm playing.
>Hey, want to hear about my Chapter?
>Nope. Fuck off. Don't care. I just want to here you read off numbers.
>Oh... Okay... So that's 30 dice, 15 of them are 4's... so wounding on 4's.... That's 6. So 6 wounds. AP3, so roll to save... Okay so 3 saves, that's 3 wounds dealt.
Wow. Fun. All the while you just sit their silent as a fucking autist.
>>333394814
There no good guys in wh.
>>333394814
No, they were boring as fuck now and guess what. You want your Murderbots? Then have them as fucking Murderbots.
Any autistic fucknuts hate change. I bet you're upset that SoB aren't Anti-Marines, right?
>>333394631
Can that even happen though?
To be possessed by chaos you kinda have to be smart enough to realize it right?
>>333393964
>Oldcrons
>slow terrifying metal death crossing the board
>Newcrons
>Fast attack transport troops
Because every race needs to be the same right?
>>333394886
Not him but if you wanna talk about your chapter I'll smile and nod but I don't really give a shit mate. And if you try to start talking about it without the other person asking you're a self-important jackass
>>333394886
No one I ever played with ever talked about the lore of their armies, they just mentioned it when someone asked about something.
Fuck, one guy I played with years ago had nazi swastikas painted on his space puppies.
>>333394990
>No, they were boring as fuck
>I don't like something so change it
>other people enjoy it? I don't care just change it
You sound like real fun.
>>333394886
There is a difference between banter between factions and your autistic backstory for your marysue forces.
>>333393621
Did you read the codex? Just because it doesn't say "they can be corrupted now" in black and white does not mean they cannot. They have souls, ambitions, and a hierarchy to boot. Their lore is literally tomb kings in space now.
>>333395007
On the WitchHunter's Codex it is stated that Orks can sometimes pick up vibes from the wrong gods and mistake them from Gork and Mork's influence
Warpfuckery, basically
>>333394990
Unfortunately they are saturday morning cartoon villains now.
Mustache twirlers bent on galactic domination? Wow so interesting. Fucking Dark Eldar have more nuance now.
>>333394814
GUD, BAD. THEY ALL GUD FOR STOMPIN' AN' CHOPPIN' , ESPECIALLY IF DEY GOT GREEN SHOINY BITS.
>>333395007
Orks can be possessed by Daemons but only the most desperate Daemons would actually do something so stupid
Orks aren't pussies like humans, so when they get possessed instead of a screaming, mutated horror that used to be a person you end up with an Ork that argues with itself a lot.
I haven't played against necrons in over half a decade, how removed from "kill the warriors, ignore the monoliths" is the strategy for dealing with the new ones?
>>333395310
>you end up with an Ork that argues with itself a lot
>no git, diz is mai body an I'm gonna krump dose chaos boyz of yours good and you get ta watch
OI I be an 'ummie I is. I waz wonderin if dis is ar da Her say is? Dat be Wrong dat is. Pe raise da EMPRAH ya grotz.Ummies can't red ork sneaky git text
>>333395239
Their souls still got eaten you dummy. They just got really salty about it this time and pokemoned the C'tan as payback.
>>333395239
>They have souls
Completely incorrect.
5th edition Necron codex clearly states the price of bio-transference was the loss of the soul. Page 7.
>>333394057
Tau have such faint souls that they barely exist in the warp, I'm surprised the blue midgets are even sentient.
>>333395582
There are like 20 wh40k video games
Fuck off
>>333395672
>I didn't even kill this guy, he got run over by a tank
>>333395703
You dont need a soul to be sentient. Conversely you dont need to be alive to have a soul.
>>333395007
Some of them worship khorn as a phase.
>>333395239
necrons have personalities now
but their souls stopped existing long ago.
Stormnob Joe sez, cunning iz half da battle
Da ovver half is chopping de gitz.
Where are Orkz from? They seem really funny.
>>333396205
Britain
>>333395672
Is that in reference to the warriors or the lords? Because I remember reading about the lords having a presence in the immaterium now and there was a lord that even liked collecting some weird shit.
>>333395591
>having a screaming contest with yourself over the claim of the body AND winning against the demon
DA BEST
>>333396310
Trazyn the Infinite is an overlord who collects shit and switches bodies with his bodyguards whenever he gets wrecked. But they still have no souls.
>>333394080
Fite ta' loot an' take teef o'course, ye gitz
>>333396618
'ow is you gonna fight without a proppa shoota or choppa?
Youze gotta loot it,
>>333393621
>heir personalities and memories are basically just programming and hard drives.
´Splain the man of iron and Castigator.
>all dese grotz who prefa kunnin but brutal ova brutal but kunnin
Pretending you are Orks with your lads and recklessly wrecking shit in a game is the best feeling in the world.
>>333396310
>Is that in reference to the warriors or the lords?
The entire race.
>In that moment, he knew with cold certainty that the price of physical immortality had been the loss of his soul
>the Necrontyr were but a memory, and the soulless Necrons reborn in their place
>there was a lord that even liked collecting some weird shit.
That really doesn't mean anything, though. Their personalities and memories are just engrammatic circuitry instead of neural pathways (or what the fuck ever I'm not a brain doctor).
Trazyn is just an eccentric asshole. He probably collected bullshit even before he became a Necron.
>rush the free Sluggas tech
>build a bunch of huts
>set their rally point inside the enemy base
>set them to auto-production
orks orks orks orks orks orks orks orks
>>333396735
Machines can have souls just fine. Necrons had souls and they got eaten. Whats so hard to understand?
>>333396735
>´Splain the man of iron and Castigator.
They were corrupted by Chaos. Just because one type of machine can be corrupted doesn't mean all machines in existence are also susceptible. If that was the case, Grey Knights would be losing Land Raiders and Predators left and right.
Materials and methods of construction probably helps - living metal is likely to resist attempts to 'change' it, after all.
we's da sneakies!
>>333397143
Have you ever seen the regular ork buildings guns actually kill something? I dont think I have.
>>333397225
>Pictured: 30 purple orkz
>>333397291
only the stronghold, they do as much damage as one shoota boy. also known as fucking nothing.
>>333397408
It is still very satisfying to watch them shoot though.
>>333397143
>me and a buddy used to 2v2 in Dark Crusade
>i played orks and would only build melee units
>he played tau and would just spam fire warriors
It didn't always work but when it did it was pretty great.
>>333386603
OI YA KRUMPED 'IM PROPAH, BOSS
>>333390973
There is this story about a hivefleet devouring an imperial world and then a massive warp storm breaks out and daemons pop up everywhere and nids and daemons are weirded out by the other because nids have no souls and you dont get any biomass from eating daemons
>>333397690
>mfw you play a free for all and everyone ignores you until you can make your baneblade
>>333395007
Random Daemons can possess orks stuck in the warp, and some orks have been known to worship Khorne as a type of adolescent rebellion, but they very rarely get directly targeted by Daemons or the Gods.
The last time Nurgle tried that shit, Gork and Mork broke into his garden and kicked his teeth in.
>>333397848
You mean Shadowbrink? Was pretty fucking great.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Fall_of_Shadowbrink
>lord of change just says "fuck this i'm going home"
Only Tyranids are capable of being so shitty to fight even demons get bored and leave.
>>333398121
>Gork and Mork broke into his garden and kicked his teeth in
>>333391619
Best kommandos
>>333398121
>orks don't ever get sick because gork and mork kicked the shit out of nurgle
I don't know if this is canon anymore and I don't care.
>>333398304
Beakies ain't kommandos ya git!
>>333398276
>>333398379
Gork and Mork are apparently indestructible and can just go wherever they feel like and there isnt a damn thing anyone can do to stop them.
>>333398272
Yup, thats the one
>>333392156
Only good Twiggie's a dead one, least deys good for more pointy 'elmets for me boss pole.
>>333397690
>master the secret behind the WAAAAAGH! tech
>supression inmmunity the whole match with triple damage and attack speed
>>333398379
Should've brought some Kroot
>>333398439
Most of the time they're content to just wrestle each other eternally in Ork hell
>>333398439
>orkz believe this so it's true
>they do it
>thus enforcing the belief it's true
>thus meaning they can do it
>because orkz
>>333398646
>Ork hell
I'm guessing there's no fighting allowed?
>>333387003
>>333387259
>>333387451
This makes me feel old.
>>333398725
That would be hell
>no chopping
>no shooting
>no looting
>no makin 'traptions to kill with
>a grot is the warboss
>>333398669
Khorn has hit them and they just laugh it off. I dont think they can beat him but he cant hurt them either.
Do we have a steamgroup yet? Whos up for some SS?
We have so many threads and the atmosphere here is actually good, so I thought just maybe we could play some games.
>>333395928
GOD DAMN IT JIMMY WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT WORSHIPING KHORN?
FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD ILL DO WHAT I WANT.
YOU'RE GROUNDED
YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.
>>333399003
I tried playing SS on steam but It didnt show me any matches to join.
>>333399065
Such is life in a tzeench-worshiping home.
>>333398669
it makes me think that they Orks will eventually resurrect the Emperor.
>Orks get millions of propa good fights with umies that are sent by The Emperor
>when they do some dead good fightin, the Emperor sends more, so they get to tangle with dead 'ard umies
>when they get a proper WAAAAGH going, the Emperor sends the best fights in the galaxy
He'd be like Ork Santa. When you're a propa Orky boy, the Emperor visits your star system in the night with a sack full of 'ard gits to stomp
Who's your favorite Chapter though?
>>333398887
Then we have Ork Heaven: A daemon world where you can always come back for anuvver go. Forever.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Tuska
I'z usin' Da WAAAAGH as a biz'ness to become Warboss... so'z I can end Da WAAAAGH as a biz'ness! In me new Tribe, da boyz will smash and krump fer whut they'z BELIEVE! Not fer teef. Not for gubbinz! Not fer what they'z told iz orky. Ev'ry Ork will be free to fight 'iz own WAAAAGH!
>>333399257
Orks actually think that the emperor is a cool guy but his boyz are mostly weedy gits.
>>333399150
Strange. Its pretty active usually. Always some open lobbies but I heard other anons had the same problem.
>>333399262
Anyone who can nick this much loot is ok by my book.
They're the most orky marines out there.
>>333399262
Real heroes and real human beans.
>>333399467
>>333399423
>The Emperor's greenest
>>333399372
And I say shut da hell up!
>>333399452
Marine boys tho, dem's dead 'ard.
>>333399423
>his boyz are mostly weedy gits
The Imperium has had the biggest influence on Ork Kultur. Or only influence. They don't try and emulate Tau or Eldar and any good things Chaos does like spikes and heads on pikes they were already doing before Chaos came about
But they emulate the shit out of humanity
>>333399452
I thinks its some sort of bug. I also have a big clump of black pixels in the bottom right corner of my screen and I cant remember if anything important in game is there.
>>333399619
Mi lord, what are your orders?
>>333399501
The Lamenters are fucking awesome.
>>333399467
>only death may separate me from my sidearm
>>333399619
In what way other than stealing their hats?
>>333393573
No, ya bleedin' 'dum-dum, 'e had 'iz arse kicked real 'ard by gork n' mork, ye see? 'cuz he be ruinin' our boyz
>>333399372
HOW IN HELL DIDJA BE DA BOSS
>>333399824
Blood Axes learned to use shit like camouflage and stealth from the Imperium. They also have lots of looted Imperium vehicles (dunno if Orks can even loot non-Imperium stuff).
>>333400128
Orks can loot anything. Its just there is a lot of imperium tech around. Plus most orks think the blood axes are gits dont they?
>>333400250
>Plus most orks think the blood axes are gits dont they
Yeah. Shows what they know.
>>333400128
>dunno if Orks can even loot non-Imperium stuff
Damn right they can.
>>333399824
The Blood Axe clan models themselves after the Imperial Guard, with Orky attempts at uniforms and battlefield tactics
Imperial tanks and weapons are the number one loot of choice
The entire line of Gargants came into existence when the Orks first saw a Titan, mistook it for the Emperor, and decided they were going to make a giant metal armour for Gork and Mork
>>333400128
>looted vehicles
I remember one White Dwarf battle report that was Orks vs. Orks vs. Orks, and one of the armies had a looted Basilisk.
Fun match.
>>333386082
YOU'RE A FUCKING GREEN MALE
>>333399824
The Imperium is the only race with individuals that they think are right propa orky
Ghazghkull's rival is a commissar who is so respected by the Orkz that he can use Ork tech
>>333400296
How the fuck do you loot a living and breathing Carnifex?
Do they use the same technology on Squiggoths or something?
>>333400296
This, nothing is unlootable if you're Orky enough.
>>333400420
A Squiggoth is just a big Squig. You just have to train it properly to ride it around into battle
>>333400420
>How the fuck do you loot a living and breathing Carnifex?
You stick some wires in the brain and power up da generator.
>>333400445
WAAAGH!!!
>>333399798
Salamanders are also bro-tier.
Lots of people dislike them but Space Wolves should also get a mention. They stood up for the people on Armageddon when nobody else would, and told the Grey Knights and the Inquisition to go fuck themselves.
>>333400420
They sort of looted an avatar of khaine once as well I think.
>>333400550
Didnt squigs used to be a type of tyranid in the old lore?
>>333400128
There's no rules for looted shit any more as GW got salty some other company was making orky bits to convert tanks and they couldnts top them
>>333400612
Well that's a shame.
>>333400597
I thought squigs were always just a natural byproduct of orkz
>>333400597
I doubt it, Squigs are a form of Orkoid. They come from the same spores as Grots and Boys
>>333400719
Yep, I'd of loved to play Orks and made some looted IG tanks
At least I got muh gundam tau
WE
>>333400612
Then make your own damn bitz and sell those. This isn't rocket science. Same principle as the helmet/shoulder pad sets.
Oi meks 'ow come red trukks is fasta than green trukks when green is best? Da green wun aint so gud if it aint fasta than da red wun roight?
>>333400923
Green is best but red is fastest ya runt.
>>333400741
>>333400773
I looked it up. In old lore they were tyranids made using ork DNA. The Orks found some and recognized they were orky and brought them home.
These days they are just another type or ork creature.
>>333400583
>>333400898
>GW
>Doing things that make sense
Pick one
>>333400898
>the same company that made age of sigmar
>doing something not stupid
A'IGHT YA GITZ, WHO'Z YA GOT
GORK OR MORK
>>333387259
>>333387003
>winrar
>loss
>WAHA
>yotsuba
>lolwut squash
>daily dose
>battletoads
>pyramid head
>pedobear
>lion face
What am I missing?
>>333400923
Cuz they're bloody red ya git
Ya gubbinz git shot up or sumthin'?
>>333400995
Yer but a trukk is ment ta go fast so if da green wun's slowa than da red wun then it aint best is it.
>>333396827
Witness'd
>>333401102
Which one is which again?
Orks are so much fucking fun. So much grimdark shit in the 40k world and then there's Orks that are like that faggot you played with when you were younger who says his power is the power of EVERYTHING
>>333401010
Wow, they even restored some life to the guy.
>>333401091
I'm more upset by the changes to the lotr game.
>>333401148
Listen 'ere, orkz is green and orkz is da best.
So green is best.
Red goes fasta but it's driven by a green ork.
Even boyz with warpaint are green, and green is the driving force.
So green is best even if otha collas seem to outperfom in pa'ts.
>>333401148
It ain't all about fast yas stupid
Don't talk about fings ya don't git
>>333400923
Zog off 'fore I bash ya with dis 'ere snotling, ya grot. No stupid kwesh-tins.
>>333401195
Mork hits you hard when you aren't looking, Gork hits you harder when you are.
>>333401195
Gork is kunninly brutal
Mork is brutally kunnin
>>333401198
Orks are the comedy relief but they're still grimdark.
They're countless and relentless.
They have no greater purpose aside from mindless slaughter.
They have no word for "civilian" or "noncombatant".
Orks are fucking terrifying in-universe.
>>333401394
other way around, ya git
>>333401102
M O R K
O
R
K
I'll kill any runt dat dare sez othawise.
>This thread
I love you motherfuckers, I needed the laughs
>>333401480
>>333396385
underrated
>>333401337
Dat makes proppa sense dat does. I dunno 'ow I nevva finked loike dat.
>>333401125
You forgot tank cat.
>>333396769
ZOGGIN BLUD AXES PANZIES
>>333401710
Because youze a git and Iz da Boss.
DIZ IS NAO A CHOPPY THRED
POST YER MOST CHOPPY CHOPPER
CHICKS
DIG
GIANT
ROBOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PjQnw_E0U
