ITT: Sellout/shill the fuck out of the last game you played
>>333358901
>>333360201
Thanks for the bump at least
when boys have sex = "unf i want to ruin my dick"
when girls have sex = "ugh life sucks this is my only solace::waagh"
>>333362007
I guess that's ok
>War Thunder
The only true way to enjoy this glorious F2P game is to not play it at all.
What if I didn't like the last game I played. I'd prefer to shill another game
It's prettyfunif you can find a server
>>333358901
I hate video games
>>333362285
Same.
I guess play adventure: capitalist if you like the gaming equivalent of shooting yourself repetitively in the foot with a small caliber rifle?
It's the perfect highschool simulator.
League of Legends is a terrible game and no one should play it.™
>Street Fighter V
The netcode is rock-solid if your connection is stable, the mechanics are fun, and through some sort of fightan game miracle, every characterbesides Zangieffeels viable. It also has the best OST Capcom's ever made for the series
>WWE 2k16
Best in the series with the biggest roster, most varied career and best creation tools in a wrestling game yetI believe none of this except the creation tools
>>333358901
>tfw no one to face fuck you until you pass out
;_;
>>333358901
>100% orange juice
you can pretty much play it while running anything else and it won't affect how well you do.
>>333363645
I'd probably love that too if I didn't have to pop my eye blood vessels before that happens
>>333364435
Wat
>>333365995
I have an obsessive deepthroat fetish, though it's now starting to lean towards consensual because every women whose throat gets rammed liked an onahole has their eyes bloodshot like hell. One allegedly had one of their eyes blind from popping a blood vessel from being throatfucked so much.
>>333366552
That makes it seem even hotter. Getting face fucked blind? Sign me up!
>>333366697
Well, it does seem arousing from how you don't mind it so much, though I certainly wouldn't blind you intentionally
>>333358901
I remember the last thread!
>>333366957
Being a masochist has it perks. If its just blood vessels it wouldn't be permanent which is why I'm attracted to it. Someones gotta prove to me they wont ever leave if they want to blind me permanently.
>>>/trash/
is that way. go to your cocklust thread and leave please.
It's p good, would recommend.
>FTL
Let's fucking see here...
-Best soundtrack
-Resembles some sort of difficulty
-Easy to pick up
-Every run is different
-Need to use strategy
-Each ship has pros and cons
-Same with species
-Get to smash in the brains of asshole psychic slugs
-Overwhelmingly positive reviews on steam
Did I miss anything? No?
Buy this game then!
>>333367075
I probably wouldn't leave you anyhow, be it from being by your side or my cock from your thirsty gullet, gripped by both of my clenched fists. Would you like that, anon?
>>333367439
Sounds hot as fuck. I would be game, though it takes a little more then words to prove love.
>>333363120
My nigga.
High school simulator 2, Incest Edition
>>333367793
Aaaand I forgot the pic. Fugg.
>>333367836
It's more that you are someone utterly irrelevant, the girl you like goes to the buff guy an in fact you never get any girl, and then disappears after to never see those people again
>>333358901
Super Deepthroat is the only game where you can fuck a girl's face until she passes out, so it's pretty good for that.
>>333358901
So, this character is basically a miku knockoff, except they gave her huge knockers because western devs can't into petite appeal? Where's the fun in that?
>>333362007
when Orks have sex = "GET STUCK IN BOYZ, WAAAGH!!!"
diablo 3
it's a good game to waste away the day with
it can even be fun sometimes
it's better than boreframe
>>333368513
Orks dont have dicks, they are fungi
>>333368583
Which is why I based the joke on what the woman was saying, anon.
>>333368663
There are no female orks, and no woman can get near an ork without dying
You silly
>>333368583
>fungus can't have dicks
Get a load of this guy
This is now a mushroom dick thread.
>>333368583
Orkz reproduce through spores which are released en masse when an ork dies.
A violent battle is the ork equivalent to sex.
Waaagh!!!s are essentially holy orgies.
>>333368743
>>333368795
>>333368743
>>333368795
If your penis looks like that you need to go see a doctor
>>333368873
>Resident Evil 5
Do I have to? I mean, it's really not that great.
>>333368873
Whoa look at that smartass, not seeing the structural comparison and compares it literal
>>333368971
>>333369018
He nitpicked an ork joke. He's beyond redemption.
>>333358901
Last game I played = GTA5
Offline campaign is okay.
Soundtrack is good (especially after it was updated)
Pleasant variations of vehicles.
Online sucks though, it's literally just people mowing down the first person they come across.
Enter the Gungeon
It's Nuclear Throne + Binding of Issac, with a dodge roll button. If you liked either or both of those games, you'll likely enjoy this as well. I sure as fuck did.
>>333363120
And people say #FE is inaccurate.
>>333358901
The thread went completely off the rails, holy shit.
>Bioshock
This game crashed
And the mouse setting suck donkey dong
>anarchy reigns
Fun little game, pseudo open world, many characters to choose from each with their own characteristics, very campy and over the top, decent story, multiplayer is fun as fuck*.
*multiplayer experience may vary when online
>Hyper Light Drifter
A game where your not really hand holded and the game's story unveils the more you explore it. Can be completed within a few hours but requires more time and playthrus to enjoy the full game.
>>333358901
>Downwell
Haptic, explosive feedback collides with quarter-guzzling arcade replays in this hyper-fast, hyper-brutal gravity-stomping work of beauty.
Some games are like lying next to a crackling fire. This is more like having a 12 gauge shotgun emptied next to your head.
>>333374315
This actually looks kind of cool. Curious to see how it looks in action.
